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Joined 07-27-09, id: 2025213, Profile Updated: 06-23-12
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, and Giver.

i just need to say a few things things before i get started: i was formerly named StupidIsMyMiddleName, but changed it for obvious reasons. and i have an extreme capasity for watermelon in my stomach, it's not that i particularly like watermelon, i just have an extreme capacity for it.

it's nice to get that off my chest.


I am number 4

Order of the Odd-Fish


Maximum Ride

Girl with the Silver Eyes

The Cure

Eternal (but i despise twilight!!)

Run For Your Life

Hunger Games (mockingjay dissapointed my soul)

Mortal Insturments series

City of Ember series

Dangerous Days of Daniel X

Merlin's Dragon

The Lost Years of Merlin series

You Don't Know Me

Along Came a Spider

Harry Potter

Battle Dress (it blew my mind out of my butt)


The Wombats. Biffy Clyro. Frightnened Rabbit. Viva Brother. Mumford & Sons. Airbourne Toxic Event. Jessie J. Lykke Li. Manchester Orchestra. Young the Giant. Adele. Animal Collective. Cage the Elephant. Against Me!. Cold War Kids. Florence the Machine. Honeyhoney. Ludo. The Limosines. Two Door Cinema. Sufjan Stevens. Trapt.Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.Thousand Foot Krutch. Story of the Year. Blue October.Mayday Parade. Slipknot. Breaking Benjamin. My Chemical Romance. Of Montreal. Circa Survive. Anberlin. Death Cab for Cutie. Evanescence. Sublime. Local H. Tokyo Police Club (different than tokio hotel)Spoon. Goo Goo Dolls. Arctic Monkeys. 30 Seconds to Mars. Panic! at the Disco. Weezer. Paramore. Vampire Weekend. Spill Canvas. Swithchfoot. This Day and Age. Bowling for Soup.Bleach. Audioslave. Flyleaf. Foo Fighters. Gorillaz. Jimmy Eat World. Ima Robot. Unwritten Law. Wolfmother. Superchick. Sum 41. The Strokes. Sugarcult. 10 years. Snow Patrol. Linkin Park. Relient K. Rise Against. Our Lady Peace. Oasis. Nickelback. Modest Mouse. Minus the Bear. Metric. Foster the People. Allstar Weekend. The Notwist. Counting Crows. Fun.. Gotye.

redaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanculus qoutes:

"there's just something about screaming thats funny to me" -Steve Carell (from the Office)

"Woman Pushups?!" - my reading/writing teacher

Simon: How would you like your coffee?

Clary: Black, like my soul.

"Lets go to Japan, i'm not joking this time!" -Japan it! by Ludo

"Rawr!"-Fang from Maximum Ride

"was ari's hair green?"-Maximum Ride

"fiesty baloons ae no match for spunky ardvarks!!" -my sister

"or what? you'll throw a seringe at me?"- City of Bones

"it's not like I'm gonna go home and slit my wrists"-person from American Idol

"that cloud over there looks like the apocolypse." -my sister

-fly on dudes and dudets! fimmn

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Maximum Twist by eliatan reviews
AU. Max has lived a mediocre life with her brother Ari and their parents until a party opens Max's eyes to something that changes her life forever. Max and Ari aren't alone. Teens like them are being hunted by a mysterious duo and home is no longer safe. The only people Max lets herself trust are Ari and Iggy, but even then, can she trust them? Miggy/Nari/Fangel/Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,537 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 4/12/2012 - [Max, Iggy] Fang, Ari B.
In protection by Waka-maka-juka reviews
Max's family is brutally murdered, forcing her into Witness protection Program with Fang and co. Max struggles between her old self and her new. As well as deciding whether to help the police catch the killers...or doing it for her self. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,178 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Max
An Enchanted Curse by BirdKidKirby reviews
Maximum Ride goes missing after saving her sister. What the townspeople don't know is she was captured by cursed half-animal, half-humans, and their leader may just be stealing her heart. AU, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,075 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - [Max, Fang]
Falcon Flight by The Gallagher Girl reviews
After being saved from a gang of boys by Danni and her gang,Max joins them with her two sisters,Ella and Nudge,as she has no place else to go.Being in a gang isn't easy.And doesn't help that the boy you like just happens to be in a gang too.ALL HUMAN! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Max, Fang
After All These Years by xxBeenieBabyxx reviews
20 years later, Max & Fang find each other again. But they're not the same people they used to be. Actually, no one is. Everyone has changed in the past 2 decades. They've all been living their lives, moving on or trying to . So what's going to happen now that Fang is back? It may not be the happily ever after everyone expected. There are some major complications... FAX or MYLAN?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,271 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Max, Fang
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Back Street Kids by CrazyLittleKookoo reviews
Max has a hard life, a drunk mothers and her abusive boyfriend and two siblings to raise. As well as finding the rent, even if it means through illegal means. Fang has it easy...Full summary inside. All Human, similar but different to others. FAX EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,174 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Max, Fang
Vengeance by EternityJustEnded reviews
Max and Mei survived the impossible. Now the question is, can they keep surviving? WARNING:Lots of gore. Sequal to Lucky Number 13
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,250 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Max, Jeb B.
Like a Book by the yellow submarine reviews
Max hates Fang. When she lost a Dad, he gained one. She manages to avoid Jeb as much as possible, but the son of his new wife is more persistent than that. Not to mention attractive. He won't stop till he can read Max Like a Book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Max, Fang
Kick It Up by acciopigfarts reviews
Street-dancing has always been Maximum Ride's passion, but getting into the ITA Competition is her dream. She gets a place, and meets the dark and mysterious Fang. But all good things come to an end, don't they? 'FAX' No Wings. Co-ed by FangIsFexellent.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,114 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Max, Fang
Life at Garner Performing Arts School by InheriGirl reviews
Max Ride is the new girl at the Garner School of the Performing Arts. She is a triple threat actress, dancer, singer . Fang and Brigid are the drama's highest performers. But what happens when Max gets the main part in the school play?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,398 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Fang, Max
I'm A Bird and In High School by sistersgrimmlover reviews
Maximum Ride has now saved the world and is 16 years old. Her mom suckers her into going to high school and she most deal with the jealousy within her family and out in addition to EVERYONE knowing she's a freaking bird. What's a Flock leader going to do?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,319 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Max, Fang
Guardian Angel by fullmetaljap150 reviews
Updated AGAIN X2! oneshot Max and Fangs Final battle together... Based on Your Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus rated T for violence just to be safe. Please R&R!My teacher made me change it AGAIN! thnx for the review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
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Return of Superdude! reviews
Omega is back! but now itex gave him emotions... when he falls in love what flock do? he's getting a little creepy...fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Omega
Be Better reviews
This is a guide that will help you be even more FABULOUS of a writer than you already are. Do yourself a favor and read.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011
Meatball fight: flock style reviews
the flock have meatballs. this story will probably be continued probably . tell me if it's stupid, tell me if it's great.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010
Song Relations!
Was a school project, but decided, 'what the hey, why don't i put it on fanfiction' so here it is. i basically relate some of my favorite songs to MR. if you dont like it, its pas mon problème
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 396 - Published: 6/4/2010
Songfic to the song 'Until the Day i Die' by Story of the Year WARNING: MICROSCOPIC OR NO FAX. happy ending with a fun fact at the end! goody goody gumdrops!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Max
Memory by Sugarcult songfic reviews
knew this song for quite some time, so this is the result of me on a boring rainy day with iTunes. wARNING: NOT NORMAL 'I LOVE YOU' SONGFIC! ENJOY. NOW.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Giver excerpt
LOOOOOOOOONG ONE-SHOT my take on the sequel. my writing teacher assingned it
Giver - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete