Author has written 8 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Power Rangers, Sky High, Zoom, Beka Cooper series, Harry Potter, and Holes.
First thing you need to know:
I AM LADYGRIEVE. SHE IS ME. WE ARE THE SAME PERSON.
Due to some very irritating issues with my previous account, I've finally got around to creating a new one. I'll be re-posting my stories, starting with Thorn and Misery, whenever I can find the time. It sucks ditching all my lovely readers, but I guess I'll just have to hope that as many of you will find this as possible. This whole debacle has near about driven me batshit, so I hope you all appreciate it.
In the meantime, here's some other things you should probably know:
Things I love: The Saskatchewan Roughriders, the colour purple, camping, mittens, autumn, tea, mangoes, soup, Power Rangers: Wild Force, libraries, cooking shows, classical music, lace, Pearls Before Swine, old houses, snow angels, Shakespeare, leather jackets, Halloween, Jamaican accents, crossword puzzles, leaf-crunching, late nights, the name "James," hats, infomercials, concerts, waffles, porch swings, thrift stores
Things I hate: Twilight, Wal-Mart, chihuahuas, Uggs, stereotypes, the Calgary Stampeders, reality television, medical dramas, movie popcorn, Valentine's Day, The Jonas Brothers, crass, tomatoes, NFL football, slow walkers, pop music, McDonald's, Smart Cars, romantic comedies, texting, suburbia, child beauty pageants
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
"Ice?! As in ICE?! As is igloos and eskimoes and penquins and - ICE?!" - Sanka, Cool Runnings
"In life you need only two things: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." - My dad
"People without brains do an awful lot of talking." The Scarecrow, The Wizard of Oz
"The reporters made everything up. Chick was too busy ending global warming and turning the Riders' water into wine with Andy 'The Second Coming' Fantuz" - Unknown journalist
"RICHAAAAAAARD!!!!!!" - Kahlan, Legend of the Seeker
"85% of human history is just guys trying to keep track of who's tearing whose throat out." - Yet another unknown journalist
"No time outs. ONLY DEATH!" - Rodrick, Diary of a Wimpy Kid
"One time I was a dishwasher at Denny's and they didn't even know how to fire me. It's never happened in the history of Denny's. They just told me to take out the trash and then locked the door behind me." - Mitch Fatel
"People are stupid and I hate them." Rat, Pearls Before Swine
"You shall not pass!" - Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
"Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse." - That Old Spice dude
"He's just a platypus. They don't do much." - Phineas, Phineas and Ferb
Oh, look at this, look at this! Rocketship Potter, Moonshoes Potter, Star Kid Potter, traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts, ooooh!"Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Musical
"I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!" - The Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz
"Bejabbers!" - Dave, Dave the Barbarian
"My Care Bear could kick your Pokémon's ass." Bryan whose last name I can't recall, was in Austentatious
"I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow." - Fiyero, Wicked
"The end of the world came and went while you were on Facebook." - Dan Piraro
"We can't all come and go by bubble!" - Elphaba, Wicked
"It's a wonderful night for eyebrows..." The Grinch, It's Grinch Night!
"I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they all thought it was hell." - Harry S. Truman