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Joined 07-27-09, id: 2025315, Profile Updated: 01-02-13
Author has written 8 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Power Rangers, Sky High, Zoom, Beka Cooper series, Harry Potter, and Holes.

First thing you need to know:


Due to some very irritating issues with my previous account, I've finally got around to creating a new one. I'll be re-posting my stories, starting with Thorn and Misery, whenever I can find the time. It sucks ditching all my lovely readers, but I guess I'll just have to hope that as many of you will find this as possible. This whole debacle has near about driven me batshit, so I hope you all appreciate it.

In the meantime, here's some other things you should probably know:

Things I love: The Saskatchewan Roughriders, the colour purple, camping, mittens, autumn, tea, mangoes, soup, Power Rangers: Wild Force, libraries, cooking shows, classical music, lace, Pearls Before Swine, old houses, snow angels, Shakespeare, leather jackets, Halloween, Jamaican accents, crossword puzzles, leaf-crunching, late nights, the name "James," hats, infomercials, concerts, waffles, porch swings, thrift stores

Things I hate: Twilight, Wal-Mart, chihuahuas, Uggs, stereotypes, the Calgary Stampeders, reality television, medical dramas, movie popcorn, Valentine's Day, The Jonas Brothers, crass, tomatoes, NFL football, slow walkers, pop music, McDonald's, Smart Cars, romantic comedies, texting, suburbia, child beauty pageants


"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

"Ice?! As in ICE?! As is igloos and eskimoes and penquins and - ICE?!" - Sanka, Cool Runnings

"In life you need only two things: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop." - My dad

"People without brains do an awful lot of talking." The Scarecrow, The Wizard of Oz

"The reporters made everything up. Chick was too busy ending global warming and turning the Riders' water into wine with Andy 'The Second Coming' Fantuz" - Unknown journalist

"RICHAAAAAAARD!!!!!!" - Kahlan, Legend of the Seeker

"85% of human history is just guys trying to keep track of who's tearing whose throat out." - Yet another unknown journalist

"No time outs. ONLY DEATH!" - Rodrick, Diary of a Wimpy Kid

"One time I was a dishwasher at Denny's and they didn't even know how to fire me. It's never happened in the history of Denny's. They just told me to take out the trash and then locked the door behind me." - Mitch Fatel

"People are stupid and I hate them." Rat, Pearls Before Swine

"You shall not pass!" - Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse." - That Old Spice dude

"He's just a platypus. They don't do much." - Phineas, Phineas and Ferb

Oh, look at this, look at this! Rocketship Potter, Moonshoes Potter, Star Kid Potter, traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts, ooooh!"Draco Malfoy, A Very Potter Musical

"I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!" - The Wicked Witch of the West, The Wizard of Oz

"Bejabbers!" - Dave, Dave the Barbarian

"My Care Bear could kick your Pokémon's ass." Bryan whose last name I can't recall, was in Austentatious

"I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow." - Fiyero, Wicked

"The end of the world came and went while you were on Facebook." - Dan Piraro

"We can't all come and go by bubble!" - Elphaba, Wicked

"It's a wonderful night for eyebrows..." The Grinch, It's Grinch Night!

"I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they all thought it was hell." - Harry S. Truman

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The Cruel Standards of Buying an Apartment by sistokid reviews
SLASH. All Zack and Freddy need to do is move into the stupid apartment; what could possibly go wrong? Besides, of course, fires, comas, pretending to be gay, and supremely squishy beds. Freddy/Zack
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,866 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Freddy J., Zack M. - Complete
The Temper Between by Phyona reviews
Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,532 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Enough by Nostalgic-Romance reviews
Sherlock is dead. John moves on. Sherlock doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Last Drop by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,060 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Web by WingedWolf121 reviews
Post-Reinchenbach. In which John does not deal with the loss of Sherlock well, and Sherlock sets about destroying Moriarty's web. Eventual John/Sherlock reunion, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Summer in the Life of Draco by Emily S reviews
A wedding? At Malfoy Manor? Draco is convinced his summer is done for. Until SHE shows up. Significant plot changes from Schnoogle posting! Read&Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,515 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Draco M., OC - Complete
The Only Volunteer by Ally-Marty reviews
What if Wyldon had allowed Joren, and not Neal, to be Kel's sponsor? This Alternate Universe story is a complete, 71-chapter rewrite of the PotS series. Some of the chapters are very long. Rated T for safety. Reviews are still appreciated! **COMPLETE**
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 368,284 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Keladry, Joren - Complete
Waking Up by Red Kasei reviews
Gary has returned to Pallet, and is befuddled with the changes in the old rival. Can he, too, grow up like his old friend, or will their turbulent past cause a break between them that can never be fixed? Palletshipping Shishi and lemon.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Gary O./Shigeru, Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Can't Be Saved by Confuse Your Muse reviews
Based on the music video by Senses Fail. Aragorn is a football player, failing chemistry and Algebra II. Legolas is assigned to tutor him. The problem: they don't exactly get along. AL slash. Rated M just to be safe
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,179 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas
What Happens in Cornwall Stays In Cornwall by hiddensoullover reviews
...or so Viola tries convincing herself. While paying back Kia for her Cesario favor, Viola and her friends from Illyria crash a Cornwall party and a game of 7 Minutes In A Bottle opens her eyes to both Olivia and Duke. DukeViolaOlivia
She's the Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,086 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007
Lily Evans A History by Bethany1 reviews
Updated 06.01.07 Lily's life from preHogwarts to marrying James Potter. Her relationship to her parents, her sister, her friends and the foursome that would change her life forever. PREOotP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 400,291 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
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Thorn and Misery reviews
After Murtagh is kidnapped and taken to Uru'baen, he is not seen until the end of Eldest. This is my take on how he became the Empire's Rider and Galbatorix's slave.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,470 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Murtagh, Thorn
Weakness reviews
Squid hates himself for being weak, and Stanley comforts him with a smile. Rated for language.
Holes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Squid, Stanley Y. - Complete
Lily Flower reviews
Excerpts from Lily's life with Petunia and Severus after she realizes she is a witch and continuing into her time at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Rogue reviews
A short entry in Rosto's journal, set while Beka is in Port Caynn.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Thoughts reviews
It wasn't really that different, now. He was still alone. Connor's angsty views of the new Zenith Team.
Zoom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Complete
The Wolf and His Princess reviews
A series of short, angsty drabbles about Merrick and Princess Shayla, the cutest non-couple ever. I may write more, if any spring to mind. My first attempt at fluff. Major changes to Drabble #2.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Merrick, Princess Shayla
Fire Burning reviews
Kind of a sequel to "Inside the Fire," but you don't have to read that first. Warren's thoughts during his fight with Will Stronghold. Basically the whole battle from his point of view. One-shot.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Warren P., William S./Will - Complete
Inside the Fire reviews
Warren Peace has always been alone, and he would never have it any other way. One-shot.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Warren P. - Complete