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Author has written 5 stories for Marching Band, and Parodies and Spoofs.

I get up, I go to school, I met my crazy friends (love you guys), I listen to music, I write fanfiction, I go to the workout and fence, I get home, I wite some more, then I'm off to bed and then I get up... I have a veeeeery interesting life i know...

Movies: Well I love anything with dear Johnny Depp, Tim Burton or kids movies...

Who am I?

I'm the girl who is dressed in black and red.

I'm the girl who gets hurt every day.

I'm the girl who encourages my friends to do the stupidest things ever- then i write fan fiction about them...

I'm the girl who refuses to give up.

I'm the girl who tries to adopt away orphan potatoes to strangers.

I'm the girl who refuses to taker orders from bitches from hell.

I'm the girl who text the person next to me during classes just becuase it is fun.

I'm the girl who one second is the cutest and most innocent person you ever met, and the next second I'm going to slap you if you are a bitch.

I'm the girl who screams strange stuff when I see my best friend in the hallway.

I'm the girl who blames the cat when I'm too tired to update.

I'm the girl who pretends to listen in class, but really I'm in my own world dreaming about five amazing men...

I'm the girl who has a seriously good plan how I'm going to take over the world.

I'm the girl who is addicted to tea.

I'm the girl who allways speaks my mind.

I'm the girl who misinterprets everything into something pervert... AND I'M PROUND OF IT!!

I'm the girl who could jump in front of a bus... just to see what happens. Or at least make jokes about it



1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.

2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.

3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you

4. Thou shall be a demolition lover

5. Thou shall unleash the bats

6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)

7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.

8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance

9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.

10.Thou shall rock hard

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm NOT POPULAR so I MUST have no life.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Fuck off Native American Haters)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I don’t say I’m emo, but that’s what people are yelling after me…)

I'm british, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A GEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a neek, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so I MUST be heartless.
I have taken sisha, so I MUST be attention seeking.

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Skye by DreamsOfATeenager reviews
Gerard Way has to spend every summer with a girl called Skye, who usually makes his summers a living hell. That is, until they're 18, and Skye seems like a completely different person. My Chemical Romance Fic. Rated M for violence, launguage and sex.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011
Life Goes On by DreamsOfATeenager reviews
Sequel to 'Plans Change, People Change': Christie returns to Belleville after the death of her mother with her son, Tyler, who is now ten years old. Will Christie and Gerard's paths cross? Read on, and find out!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 41,256 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011
This Girl's Smile by TalesOfTheHoplesslyRomantic reviews
Can friendship evolve through hardship into something more? A Story of two lovers who could never meet at the same time. Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Bob Bryar and Ray Toro. SweetIronyandADoseOfWTF
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,424 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 1/9/2010
Love and Monsters by DreamsOfATeenager reviews
Frank Iero is a young homosexual living in Belleville, NJ, with an abusive, homophobic father. But his life changes dramatically when a new boy and his family move to town. Is there more to this stranger than meets the eye? Frerard story. Violence Smut.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Complete
Thanks to you, i know it's ok to be me by Sugarvenom92 reviews
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE SCHOOL STORY! FROM ALL POV'S ! LOVE/FRIENDSHIP/SCHOOL/LIFE ...START: "Hey Fucker" I called to Frank who was already waiting for us by the schools entrance. He blew out the smoke he was choking on and laughed, his hair flopped infront of his face, he shook it out of the way and stretched his fully tattooed arms.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,994 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011
Welcome to the Black Parade by DreamsOfATeenager reviews
Johnny Baldwin is dying of cancer. While lying on his death bed, he begins to relive memories, and one memory stands out in particular. My Chemical Romance one-shot.
Marching Band - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Complete
That's Not What They Said by Chemical 30 reviews
One night Mikey and Alicia Way were babysitting Bandit when they heard a blood curdling scream come from next door. Mikey goes and checks it out...one thing he didn't know was once he did that his life would never be the same. Features My Chemical Romance
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,240 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
The True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys by DreamsOfATeenager reviews
A story of four men, The Killjoys, and a little girl called jenny, who has no one in life after her parents were exterminated by Better Living Industries. MCR - Danger Days fan fiction.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
What if MCR didn't exist? by x-punk-princess-x3 reviews
This is a frerard were MCR hasnt been formed and the band members have chosen different paths in life but when Frank and Gerard get it together thats when the party begins! I dont own MCR this story is fictional and mine! read and review plz xoxo
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Complete
Plans Change, People Change by DreamsOfATeenager reviews
A troubled girl whose life is ripped apart by her family is lost and alone in the world. What will happen to her? Will she find friends? Love? A life? This story includes My Chemical Romance, Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Ray Toro And Bob Bryar.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,278 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Untitled My Chemical Romance Story by TheGirlWhoBroughtTheBullets reviews
Kage Nickel is a just a normal girl with a normal life. She has brown hair and loves My Chemical Romance, but what will happen when Gerard and Mikey Way show up and she finds out shes adopted? Rated T for language. I DO NOT OWN MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 26,406 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
A world we can both live in by Sugarvenom92 reviews
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011
Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back by FabulousxKilljoy reviews
A young girl runs away from Battery City. She meets the Fabulous Killjoys. I'm really bad at summaries. My Chemical Romance/Danger Days. Complete.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Wait! I'm Related To Them! by Xxletmelive2xX reviews
This is the story of Ashkie Sage, a normal girl who finds out that she is related to the Way brothers. summery sucks please read
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010
Built for Sin by Chemical 30 reviews
Five years after the group split up...Logan strikes again! SEQUEL TO NATURAL ENEMIES! Features Frank Iero, Mikey Way, Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,671 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Natural Enemies by Chemical 30 reviews
Gerard Way is a notorious vampire slayer. His life changes forever when he finds out that he has a brother who happens to be a half blood. Features Gerard and Mikey Way, Frank Iero, and Ray Toro from My Chemical Romance! Pleas R&R!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Fragile Hearts by Chemical 30 reviews
When Kelly Taylor enter's a young Mikey Way's life nothing but pain follows. Features Mikey, Gerard, Frank, and Ray from My Chemical Romance
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,471 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
This is how I Disappear by Chemical 30 reviews
Just before a show Mikey Way from My Chemical Romance is abducted! Will they find him in time? Read and find out!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
The Innocent can Never Last by scarlet-harvest reviews
Based on a true story. aka my life. Alex Cooper is a lonely 17 year old girl who just wants to fit in, until she meets Mikey Way. Mikey is shy, lonely and awkward everything Alex is. Mikey is my p.o.v. Alex is my boyfriends.
Boy Meets Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,615 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Because you're breaking our black, little hearts by TalesOfTheHoplesslyRomantic reviews
Gerard and Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Bob Bryar, Ray Toro, Suicide, grief, lust and good old teenage angst. MCR and a certain girl who might just find a reason to keep on living. Could love be at first sight or does it take a hell of a lot more than that?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 117,869 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Old habits die hard and create a hell of a mess by TalesOfTheHoplesslyRomantic reviews
Emma is a typical teenage girl, but when her best friend Frank Iero introduces her to his band mates her life changes: her venemous past reveals itself and she might just find love. Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Bob Bryar and Ray Toro MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE...
Crossover - X-overs & Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,985 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Complete
Did you come to stare or wash away the blood? by rawwrasaurus reviews
rated M for intense language and future boysexx. please read and review!frerard.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,865 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008
The Black Parade by Max Phrost reviews
An anthology of 14 short stories based on My Chemical Romance's The Black Parade. Are you afraid to die?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
Your Eyes Vacant And Stained by azzek695 reviews
My Chemical Romance Frerard fanfiction. Includes homosexual smut, baaaad language and violence etc etc. - Gerard and Frank meet and, along with a new found friend, forge their futures.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 42,395 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Love Will Tear Us Apart by Kat.Bites reviews
Fate: We don't belong together, but we sure seem like we do. MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.
Screenplays - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,009 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
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A World Without My Chemical Romance reviews
When Frank Iero meet Gerard Way he falls head over heels in love with the handsome stranger, but is Gerard really the right man for Frank or is Frank just going to get hurt once again? A Frerard love story.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012
My Worst Nighmare reviews
A sequal story to my story Can't Find My Way Home. Fifteen years after Alex left her home she has moved on from her past, but faith forces her back to a place she sworn to NEVER to return too.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 107,531 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Are You Gonna Be The One Who Saves Us? reviews
It is 2019, BLI industries has taken over the world, but there is one hope left, the killjoy just need to find the girl in the prophecy and the evil will fall
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,577 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Things We Throw Out From A Window reviews
A girl gets an assignment as a bounty hunter to visit My Chemical Romance... what is going to happen?
Marching Band - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,737 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
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