Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.
Thank God for dirty dishes;
They have a tale to tell.
While others may go hungry,
We're eating very well
With home, health, and happiness,
I shouldn't want to fuss;
By the stack of evidence,
God's been very good to us.
• Dreamer • Ginny • in • the • Clouds •
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"Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass." —Anton Chekhov
Before we get to the "interesting" stuff about me, I've decided to post a bit of an update count of when the next chapters of my current stories will be out.
These Woven Hands
(4/26/11) No progress yet, but I am NOT giving up on this one!
(4/26/11) I'm really considering of rewriting this one, actually.
The Way We Fall
(4/26/11) Hopefully I can come up with some more on this one.
Can't Buy Me Love?
(4/26/11) I've planned to work on this one very soon. :)
Favorite Books: I love the Harry Potter series! Second to that is The Hunger Games series by Suzanne Collins. I also like Two Steps Forward (Rachel Cohn), the Hex Hall series (Rachel Hawkins), 13 Reasons Why (Jay Asher), The Giver series (Lois Lowery), The Guardians of GaHoole series, Fever 1793 (Laurie Halse Anderson), Kira-Kira (Cynthia Kadohata), Lily's Crossing (Patricia Reilly Giff), Walk Two Moons (Sharron Creek), Night (Elie Wiesel), The Wedding Planner's Daughter series (Coleen Murtagh Paratore), Bound for Oregon, the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series, The Host, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Mark Twain), and the Dear Dumb Diary series (Jin Benton).
Favorite Movies: Harry Potter; Bend it Like Beckham; Driving Lessons; The Notebook; Toy Story (1, 2 and 3); Jumangie; Ballet Shoes; Wild Target; It Could Happen to You; Because of Winn-Dixie; The Wedding Planner; Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging; A Bug’s Life; Leap Year; Tangled; Julie and Julia; The Last Mimzy; Rango; Nemo; Up; Fools Rush In; and The Chronicles of Narnia.
Favorite TV Shows: Doctor Who, The Original Twilight Zone, Degrassi: The Next Generation series, Nova.
Favorite Bands/Artists: The Beatles, Paramore, Saving Jane, Sara Bareilles, Darren Criss, Panic! At the Disco, All Time Low, Fall Out Boy, Five For Fighting, and The Fray.
Favorite Musicians: Duke Ellington, Glenn Miller, George Gershwin, Benny Goodman, Artie Shaw, and Louise Armstrong. (Huge Jazz/Swing music fan!)
Favorite Sports: BASEBALL! Gymnastics, Ice Skating, Roller Skatng, Football (Soccer), and Tumbling!
"Reality leaves a lot to the imagination." —John Lennon
Interesting Theories About Fanfiction
The First Law of Fanfiction states that every change which strengthens the protagonists requires a corresponding worsening of their challenges. Or in plainer language: You can't make Frodo a Jedi without giving Sauron the Death Star. Read any book on writing ever and it will tell you that stories are about conflict; a hero too strong for their conflict is no longer in tense, heart-pounding difficulty. For example, Dark!Dumbledore and Dark!Harry both permit a Harry strengthened over canon - the first by turning one of Harry's canon!allies against him, and the second by turning Harry against his canon!allies. The most spectacular application of this principle that I've seen is Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time, in which Harry has gained all the knowledge of ancient Atlantis and has been through literally hundreds of Peggy Sue cycles in which he learns every possible twist of fate... and Voldemort, who unfortunately got to Atlantis first, has still won every time. The Mary Sue is not defined by her power, but by her lack of an even more powerful opponent. I mention this (1) so that you know I know it and (2) because the First Law of Fanfiction ought to be in a giant banner on every fanfiction site. The most fatal temptation of fanfiction writing is to think of how much easier some character's life would be if they were a ninja. We are naturally inclined to think up ways to solve our characters' problems for them, but must learn instead to make their lives more difficult. — as said in the profile of Less Wrong
Interesting Facts and Opinions
• The actual collective noun for a group of ravens really is "an unkindness of ravens," just as "a murder of crows," "a gaggle of geese," and "a parliament of owls" are all correct!
Great Fanfiction Quotes
"The future is hope, and it's something Harry doesn't have at the moment. So go give him one... a future... a family... you don't have to predict one, go make one. That's what Divination is all about." from Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit
"You know the rhyme, don't you: Fat and skinny went to bed; fat rolled over and skinny was dead? Make it your mantra, darling." from Letters by GhostOfBambi
"Do you ever think that sausages – if they had voices – would scream out, 'eat me! Eat me!' when you wanted to eat them?" from Passing Notes by KneazleThe Potter Vs Granger Rivalry by ArCHiE 1up (slowly ongoing)
Many Thanks by Madm05
Fanfiction by perverted-squirrel
My Confusing and Hard to Believe Love Life
Hermione's Guide to Newfound Sorcery (her best yet)
Magique (currently in progress)
The Ugly Sister by HalfBloodHannah
A New Twist on 20 Questions by chemqueen
Fanfiction by HermioneCrookshanks919
I'm Not Neurotic! The Diary of Hermione Granger
Some humorous pieces by Viopathartic
My Urge to Tickle Hermione Granger
No More Weird Guys
Letters by GhostOfBambi
Love Warmed My Stone Heart by hpreader1974
Fanfiction by chem prof
There’s No Place Like Home? Escape From Oz
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff
Favorite Stories on Portkey.org
Mr. Matchmaker by RiXX
Those Super Fun List-Characters-From-a-Series-in-a-Random-Order-and-Answer-These-Questions Things
00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters.
01.) James Potter
02.) Ronald Weasley
03.) Cedric Diggory
04.) Neville Longbottom
05.) Ginny Weasley
06.) Harry Potter
07.) George Weasley
08.) Luna Lovegood
09.) Hermione Granger
10.) Remus Lupin
11.) Lily Evans
12.) Sirius Black
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfiction before?
Diffidently not any Harry/Lily! D: I have read some James/Hermione, though. xD
02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
NEVILLE! YES! Well, if we’re talking Matthew Lewis, of course. He’s so handsome! Love him!!!
03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sirus and Luna. Well, that’s illegal in most parts of the world so Sirius would probably go to jail, Luna’s dad would beat the boogers out of Sirius before he got to jail, Luna would make up some random excuse to keep her child, her kid would take the Black fortune from Harry, Luna would love him unconditionally, Sirius would get out of jail (eventually) and love his kid unconditionally, Harry probably wouldn’t be able to look at his godfather the same any more, and Sirius and Luna would just have to except their drunken mistake.
04.) Do you recall any fanfictions about Nine? Can you recommend any?
I’ve read a ton of Hermione fanfictions! Just check out my favourites for some great recommendations!
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ron and Harry? Absolutely not. First of all, both are heterosexual. Secondly, Ron would just leave during their fights, so they’d both never resolve any conflicts properly and end up with a horribly awful streak of fights before they ended in a miserable divorce… :(
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Remus/Ginny or Ginny/Hermione… Hmm… Ginny would get on Hermione’s nerves and Hermione on Ginny’s nerves way to often. If Ginny were the same age as Remus, they might actually be a really good couple—he’d mellow her out while still letting her be her spiteful self.
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
HAHAHAHA! Well, first of all, it’d be quite a sight for pool old George if he walked in on Sirius and Ron engaging in intercourse because it would look really awkward to George, make Ron and Sirius totally uncomfortable, and probably cause Sirius to be arrested. George would probably be plain disturbed by the situation in whole and wouldn’t wish to talk about it with anyone, Ron would probably get seriously angry at his older brother and act as if he were drunk, and Sirius would probably slam the door shut and continue what he was doing before any of their arguing got too serious. (No pun intended.)
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfiction.
A Cedric and Remus fanfiction… Lets see: Cedric diggory had glory flash before his eyes. Just as he was about to win one game, he lost an entirely different one, the game of love, by loosing his heart. Cedric/Remus (LOL! That’s got to be the cheesiest thing I’ve ever written, but I love it!)
09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfiction?
A James/Luna fluff sounds interesting enough. Crazy as it sounds, there is a James/Luna fanfiction I intent on reading called [link] which I’m sure must have some amount of fluff.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fiction.
George and Sirius? EASY! I would call it, “Of Men With Beards and Dead Brothers.” xD No romance, though—just a dead Sirius visiting George by some means and telling him to get over his brother's deah and onto matters of JOY!
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
I see we’re getting happy with the slash pairings today. xD Well, Neville would be really in the closet about his gayness. In fact, Neville literally went into his closet one day and fell into what could only be described as Narnia AKA The Shrieking Shack. There he met James who took Neville under his wing and became good friends with him. Though James doesn’t know it, he’s helping Neville before more confident—especially about his gayness. So while Neville’s feelings for James evolve into love, James finds that his own feelings for his lovable and simple-mannered new friend are making him see him as more than a friend. When Neville finally spills the beans about his homosexual nature, James surprises him by… well, you all know what happens next. xD I’m getting good at thinking up slash fanfiction! LOL
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
George-boy? Yup. I’m almost positive about it. I know quite a few Fred/George and George/Harry fans. Hehe.
13.) What would Three and Eight do if they were forced into an arranged mairrage?
Cedric and Luna would take it slow and be gracious about the whole situation. Luna seems like one to do what she's told and, when you think about, Cedric doesn't look half bad, either! xD
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Are you kidding me! Who doesn’t write and draw for Lily Evans! xD
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
I can think of one person who’d take on the Ron/Ginny/Neville challenge. If it were up to me, I’d make it look like everyone else believes that Ron and Ginny are in a relationship while, in reality, she’s not and she’s engaged to Neville. It’s be really funny because Hermione would totally…
16.) What might Ten's last words or actions be before death?
Remus would probably say something he'd regreted or perhaps just cough and have it be done without syaing anything at all.
17.) If you wrote a song-fiction about Eight, what song would you choose?
Luna! I’d totally pick Regina Spektor’s Hotel Song, or something equally as weird. xD
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfiction, what would the warning be?
James/Harry/Sirius: WARNING: Incest! Slash!
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Remus using a pick-up line of Ron:
“I didn’t know that gingers were… were…” Remus stammered in an attempt to make conversation.
“Were what?” asked Ron with mild annoyance.
Remus mumbled something about delusional Potters and pick-up lines as he shoved his hands in his pockets and walked towards his best friend, Lily Evans.
20.) When was the last time you read a fanfiction about Five?
Oh, wow. I haven’t read a fanfiction with Ginny as the main character since Fall of 2010, most likely. You’ve got to love a good Draco/Ginny every once in a while.
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
I’d like to think that Harry’s secret kink would be making his kids smile. :)
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Perhaps if Hermione and Lily were very, very, very much intoxicated and Hermione put her hair up in a ponytail and Lily thought she was a guy… Yeah… xD
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Cedric and George… Can anyone top in gay intercourse? O.o
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fanfiction? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Let me get this straight, "James and Hermione are in a happy relationship until Hermione suddenly runs off with Neville. James, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lily and a brief unhappy affair with Sirius, then follows the wise advice of Ginny and finds true love with Cedric." Actually, that seems pretty in character for James and Ginny—and Hermione, maybe. I’d call it, “The Way I Married My Best Friend.” However, if I wrote it, the summery would go along the lines of, “Ron and Hermione are in a happy relationship until Ron suddenly runs off with Lavender. Hermione, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Cormac and a brief unhappy affair with Viktor, then follows the wise advice of Ginny and finds true love with Harry.” YAY! I should totally write it… don’t know who’d read it, though. xD Probably some of my good friends on deviantart.com.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
George and Luna! Why not? xD I can dig it.
"Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them." —Nathaniel Hawthorne