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Joined 07-27-09, id: 2025631, Profile Updated: 08-27-09
Author has written 5 stories for Lost Boys, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, and Sherlock.

I did not write this but i think its very clever and true.

Quote of the Moment:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

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Home reviews
Sherlock gets locked out. Terrible terrible description, read to find out what happens. John/Sherlock One Shot Inspired by the song "Home" by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros Something I wrote about a year ago and never put up.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Next Generation reviews
Albus and Scorpius begin their first year at Hogwarts, follow them on their journey through their years at Hogwarts, that hopefully leads to a happy ending. If you're looking for a dramatic "coming out fanfiction" or "Homophobic drama" this isn't it! Albus Severus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy Rated T for now, could go up to M
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
How To Kill A Mockingjay reviews
Katniss and Peeta have finally had a few years of calm, only to find they have woken up in an unknown place. Soon they'll find that the Games never truly ended. Not yet. Will they ever get out and be happy? Find out! Much better then it sounds. SPOILERS!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Watching Him reviews
Just a quick two-shot thing maybe one shot. Warning! YAOI and Lemon! and Masturbation! David x Sam, mild Paul x Marko
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sam E., David - Complete
Take This Curse reviews
Challenge from HikariAi! THIS DOES CONTAIN YAOI! Full Summary and info inside! David x Sam, Dwayne x Micheal, Paul x Marko, and possibly other pairings.
Lost Boys - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,371 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sam E., David