Shoo-Shoo Amelia
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Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hullo, I'm Amelia and I've been writing for a while. But I experiment a bunch with my writing style. I'm versatile and I really love that. Currently, I'm pretty much on a Hetalia kick so, yeah, you'll probably be seeing a lot of that for a while. Secondly, I only write Slash. It's not that I have anything against Yuri or Het, I can just never find pairings that I actually really like. I'm just weird like that, I guess.

"What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love!"- Victor Hugo

Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1. America
2. England
3. France
4. Russia
5. China
6. Spain
7. Prussia
8. Sealand
9. Finland
10. Greece
11. Canada
12. Germany

1. What would 12 and 1 be like in a relationship?
Germany&America Think Germany/N. Italy. But with burgers and soda instead of pasta and gelato. And a little less rambling.

2. If 6 and 3 were to have an affair, who would top?
France&Spain Oh, Mr. Survey, you’re a survey after my own heart. France because, seriously, Spain wouldn’t know what the hell was happening.

3. 2 and 10. Totally crack or totally canon?
England/Greece That’s so crack my nose told me to sign up for rehab.

4. Is 4 het or slash better?
Russia Personally, I like my Russia slash. To each his own, though.

5. Have you ever read fanfiction of 5 and 11?
China&Canada Elle-Oh-Elle. No.

6. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is after 8 and 9!
Why was Spain afraid of Prussia? Because Prussia was after Sealand and Finland. Jesus, Prussia, what a creep.

7. If 8 was to cosplay, what would they be?
Sealand Uhm, the green tellytubby. I don’t fucking know!

8. How many beers would 1 have to chug to have a go at 12?
America&Germany Well, assuming that America actually did get drunk at, like, Beerfest or something, I’m going to go out on a limb and say, around thirteen or fourteen.

9. Would 3 make a good couple with 6? Or a better couple with 2?
France&SpainorFrance&England Sorry, but I only like my England with a side dish of America. So, I’m going to have to go with France/Spain.

10. 6 and 7 have to go on a fishing trip together. Would they end up getting “distracted” halfway through?
Spain&Prussia Probably. Because, well, Spain’s ass. Hell, I’d get “distracted”, too.

11. Pick a Disney film to represent 10 and 2.
Greece&England Uhm, Hercules. Because, Greece would totally rescue England from certain death in a pool of green goo if it meant true love and immortality.

12. If 3 and 11 are doing s & m, who’s the sadist?
France&Canada Canada, because you know he’s not really and totally passive-aggressive. Put him in some leather and he’ll give it France as good as he gets it.

13. Pick a song to describe a 7/12 fic.
Prussia/Germanyaskdj;kasljda I ship this so hard it hurts. Uhm, I’d pick But It’s Better If You Do by Panic! At The Disco.

14. Is there any evidence for 4/2?
Russia/England Uh, no. Unless you want to count that Continuation War over in Finland but, hey, no one really ever talks about that. So, uh, no.

15. How hot would 7/3 be?
Prussia/France It would be so hot it involved a lot of angry hate sex. That’s how hot it would be.

16. If 7 walked in on 2 and 8 performing, shall we say, “interesting” activities, what would their reaction be?
If Prussia walked in on England and Sealand doing “interesting” activities. Prussia would probably freak. And then, just to be an asshole, tell Sweden, Finland and America.

17. What’s 1’s secret kink?
AmericaEngland’s redcoat uniform. Rawr, red is so definitely England’s color.

18. How about 6?
Spain Wearing women’s lingerie.

19. Or perhaps 10?
Greece Narcolepsy. I don’t fucking know about this one either.

20. What title would you assign a 1/3/5 threesome?
America/France/China Because Paying Off a Debt Has Never Been This Good.

21. How about 2/4/6?
England/Russia/Spain An Essay on the Uses of Sunshine in Overcast and Freezing Climates.

22. Or even 7/8/9?
Prussia/Sealand/Finland Being A Pedophile Has Its Ups And Downs.

23. So, 1 has a relationship with 6, but secretly wants 2. 6 knows this, and breaks up with 1 to go pursue 3, who’s with 11. 11 is with 10, however, who’s cheating on 11 with 8. 8 finds out, and cheats with 7, who is, in turn, cheating on 4. 1 pursues 2, who just broke up with 5, who’s now after 9. 1 gives up on this, and ends up with 12, while 6 finally ends up with 3.

Okay, let me translate
America has a relationship with Spain but secretly wants England. Spain knows this and breaks up with America to go pursue France, who’s with Canada. Canada is with Greece, however, who’s cheating on Canada with Sealand. Sealand finds out and cheats with Prussia, who is, in turn, cheating with Russia. America pursues England, who just broke up with China, who’s now after Finland. America gives up on this and ends up with Germany, while Spain ends up with France.

Uhm, all in all that’s pretty awesome except for like, Sealand making everyone involved in this massive love rhombus thing a pretty big creeper.

24. Title a 6/7 western fic. Yes, western. As in, cowboys, desperados, and such.
Spain/Prussia The Matador And The Chicken Coop. Hey, I never said I was good at coming up with titles. So, bite it.

25. If 8/1 became canon, how would you react?
Sealand/America I’d be so weirded out that I wouldn’t even be able to react.

26. If 2 and 9 became a couple, who would top?
England/Finland I don’t know. I’m going to say England because he has a bigger personality than Finland. Then again, most people have more personality than good old Finland.

27. What if it was 3 and 9?
France/Finland It’d definitely be France. Although, If I were France, I’d probably be all like “Wham bam, thank you ma’am!” Because, hey, who wants to get their teeth kicked in by Sweden.

28. 4 and 9?
Russia/Finland ohmaigosh, this could totally happen. Don’t lie. It could. Russia because, he’s a tank.

29. Do you know anyone who reads 9 slash?
Finland Hell yes. I know a lot of people.

30. Or 2 het?
England Not so much.

31. Write me a little ficcy for 5/9.
China/Finland Maybe later. I just can’t.32. Write a possible summary for a fanfiction involving 2/9/7.
England/Finland/Prussia

33. Quick. 3 and 7 are cosplaying. What as?
France&Prussialkaldkasl;as. BATMAN AND ROBIN.

34. Have you ever seen Fanart of 11 and 12?
Canada&Germany Uhm, yeah. But they’re never in the same picture. Not that I’ve really noticed. (no pun intended)

35. Who would be the most outraged because of the above questions?
Probably England because he’s a bit of a prude.

by the way, if you just read this, I’m tagging you. Now, go frolic and complete this meme.

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Half a Millennium by dreams.of.destiny reviews
A slow-paced but quickly-written piece of work with slightly-interconnected stories of about two thousand words featuring Japan and China, presented in chronological order. Fifty short segments of time; two nation-peoples; one world.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,963 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Japan, China
Polcarstva by Impervious Marr reviews
My brother's getting married to someone he met at a shooting range. And the soon-to-be brother-in-law? My favourite movie star. Yeah, that insanely hot Russian guy I've been crushing over since forever. I don't even know, man. RussAmer, CanadaBelarus, AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,209 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - America, Russia
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Dysfunctional Marriage by RedParka reviews
Tino and Berwald aren't as happy as they used to be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Anniversary by Sora Blade707 reviews
This is one of those days where Alfred takes a step back from his life, looks at a memorial, and reflects upon his past. USxUK, Franada implied, 9/11 fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Culinary Debauchery by lilien passe reviews
Arthur gang presses Gilbert into helping him cook dinner, and snarky conversation soon follows. Allusions to US/UK and hints of Germany/Prussia with a side of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2009 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
This is War by Starlight Disaster reviews
Sorry England, did you want to deflower him?" France gains another conquest, and starts a war with England. Again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
I'm sorry, was there not enough sex in it for you? by VIITheChariot reviews
Alfred discovers the horrors of fanfiction and reads about a supposed scene, or ten, that took place between him and Arthur when he was younger. Alfred then freaks out. A lot. Kool-Aid is spat onto the computer screen and nothing is sacred...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/27/2009 - America, England/Britain
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The Mighty Whitecats reviews
Matthew decides to try out for the hockey team because, really, what does he have to lose? That’s when he notices that a bunch of the hockey players are looking at him like he’s a gazelle and they’re all hungry lions that haven’t eaten in forever. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,418 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Canada, America
Apium Graveolens reviews
Spain very much dislikes celery. He would say that he hates it but he wouldn't want to hurt the little vegetable's feelings; after all, all vegetables are precious in Spain's eyes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Spain, France - Complete
On The Failings Of Dating A Single Parent reviews
How would that look if he lost his temper with the child of someone he was trying to impress? It wouldn’t look good at all was how it would look.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,097 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - England/Britain, America
Unmentionables reviews
These must have been the underwear that Spain wore when he did all that bullfighting business because, bon Dieu, France had seen the pants that Spain wore and they were tight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - France, Spain - Complete