There is no book titled "How to Raise Divine Offspring for Dummies". Rated T only for language - it is based on a Kevin Smith movie, after all - and a very mild T at that.

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Prince Harry of Hogwarts has come of age, and for his birthday he gains a Harem of men. Lucky Harry, but something dark is growing within the castle and Harry's Harem will do anything to protect their prince. If only said prince would stay OUT of danger!

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Lily Evans had a secret. James Potter loved her despite it. Harry Potter has a secret... A Creature!(Powerful!)Harry story with Reasonable!Staff (-Albus), Good!Snape, Smart-ish!Villains and quite a bit of weirdness, magical and otherwise.

A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.

Abraham and Alucard - When the vampire Dracula was first enslaved by Abraham van Hellsing, the discovery of what the state of Man's innocence is compared to a monster. Note: for more, go to the story "Innocence is the Forgotten II."

The anti deus ex machina remix of Deja Q. What if the Continuum hadn't interceded after Q's selfless act? Ensemble cast, features thus far Picard, Troi, Wesley, LaForge, Data, and of course Q.

In saving the life of a dying man, Jean Valjean is pardoned from his second stint in the Bagne of Toulon. Valjean then proceeds to carry out his promise to Fantine and during his journey meets up with an old adversary within the heart of Paris.

Life in post-Napoleon France can be short and brutal with tragic endings almost inevitable. Of course, just because everyone's going down in flames doesn't mean that they can't occasionally escape from the world of rationality and misery and see where they end up. They might be just as dead at the end but they'll have had a far more entertaining fall. Les Misérables parody.

M. Madeleine uses his superhuman strength to protect Javert after an arrest goes wrong, and Javert struggles with his admiration for the mayor.

When the crew of the Dutchman finds a woman floating in the sea, little do they know she will turn their lives as well as their Captain's upsidown. Rated T for now. Rating may change with Language. I Do not Own POTC and i am not making any money off

Living in a world that abhors pokephilia obviously isn't easy for a pokephiliac. So what can do you do? Join the Pokemon Club, indulge in your fantasies without fear of the law. If only, if only. Something like that couldn't possibly exist could it?

Last in the series, sequel to The Return of Snape. They've won the war, what happens next? SLASH. LVSS.

Harry's name came out of the goblet and something inside him kind of... snapped. No longer is he Gryffindor's Golden Boy who would sacrifice his life for those who can't even show an ounce of loyalty! With new friends and allies, Harry is about to change the world... But will it be for the better? Who is this sexy new ally? And why is Draco eying him like he's a tasty... HP/TD/DM

The Dark Lord would not bow to prophecy. He lifted the green-eyed babe and apparated away. Destiny was shattered, fate was altered, and the future changed. Eventual Slash.

During a class trip to the Ministry of Magic, 16 year old Tom Riddle steals a time turner on a whim. He arrives at Hogwarts in 1996 and meets a boy named Harry. Can Tom help Harry conquer the mysterious Dark Lord who threatens his world? TR/HP slash. Two-shot.

A belligerent pirate lass and a cruel captain of legend. Swords and wills clash. DavyOC, with lotsa angst and love/hate.

For Flying Dutchman fans! Christine Thornton has her ship destroyed by the Kraken and is about to die. But then the Flying Dutchman finds her. Her life changes and everything she believed in forever. CHAPTER 5 IS UP!

What would really happen to a female on the Dutchman. Davy Jones can be cruel, but sometimes he is just a bitter, sorrowful soul. What starts out as torture turns into a quest with the stakes high as he has to fight another deadly power. No pairings.

Two girls sucked into the world of Piracy. Separated from each other how will they get home. Do they even want to go home?

Freddy and his girlfriend are killing for an old friend of his. Plz review, I return the favor!

A rare pairing, GrinchxCindy Lou. Better summary inside.

Abraham van Hellsing and Alucard - when an experiment has some demanding side effects...what will the master do to fix this situation?

A murderous demolitions expert; a technological virtuoso bent on revenge; a shell-shocked war mongrel with onset paranoid schizophrenia... And that was before BLU recruited them. Classified backgrounds hardly remain buried forever.

The Knave was never banished with the Red Queen, instead he was enslaved by the Mirana to a lifetime of backbreaking labor. Alice can't seem to banish him from her thoughts, no matter what she does. What is she to do when pushed into his company?

The best rivalries start young... come see young Freddy Kreuger and Jason Voorhees... is so much better than sounds! Written by me and Kira Duvane.

BLU team has fled the area and left RED team alone with itself. With teamwork recently established, things should move along smoothly. ..right? Rated M for violence, language, & suggestive themes. See last chapter for notes. /Sequel!/

Q: What if "Twilight" was rewritten with "Star Trek" characters? A: A lot of improvements. An AU of course. Here there be Kirk/Spock slash and eventual Twilight hating.

Hi this is the sequel to Welcome to my Nightmare, its been 4 years since our ordeal,me and Robyn have gotten on with our lives.....but what happens when the one that hurt us has nowhere to go? R&R This is now mixed with the Hills have Eyes ENJOY!

A young man is discovered to be the next target of the famous deadly assassin known only as Deadshot. He knows Batman is the only one who can save him from Deadshot. Why? Because he knows Batman better than anyone. Drabble. Slighty slashy intentions.

K/S. In progress. Emotional transferences have never been so frustrating.

Nathaniel goes from never having truely been in love to being in love three times at once. Who will he choose: the commoner, the magician, or the djini? Rated mild T for slash.

YAOI! tentacles, seme!alucard, uke!alexander. I would post a summary but i dont want to spoil the story for you people... lets just say its probably the best hellsing yaoi fic you'll ever read

The red scout has been captured by the enemy and abandoned by his team. His only hope lies in the kindness of the blue engineer. This is yaoi...

Hope School is a boarding school, newly opened, where those with bad backrounds come. The thing is, everybody here is a serial killer! Involves everyone's favorite serial killers!

Q, the once omnipotent trickster, loses his powers and becomes a drug smuggler. Spin-off of "Deja Q." M for language, drug use, violence, and sex.

Freddy had another daughter called Rosie who was only 2 when he was killed, she ran away when she was four and a group of teenagers took her to camp crystal lake, where she meets Jason Voorhees. Years later she has a family reunion.

Davy Jones didn’t like it when Calypso was bound, and swears that he will free her. He didn’t expect it to take as long as it was, nor did he expect to have to ask his grandson and great-grandson- both of whom are named William Turner- for help.

Just a peek in Freddy's diary...

Formally titled "Turn It Into Love". When Doofenshmirtz's new evil plan goes awry, Perry is unexpectedly turned into a human. The mad scientist agrees to help change him back but Perry begins experiencing new crazy hormones while around him. SLASH

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

What if Davy Jones had woken up while Will was stealing the key off his face?

A little girl is being targeted by Mr. Krueger. She overhears her mama talk about him on the phone and thinks he is her Uncle Freddy by common misconception . So she prays to Uncle Freddy, thus yanking him from his world into hers.

Jocelyn Getman and her seven year old son, Thomas, have been living alone together after her husband died at sea just five years earlier. When Thomas nearly drowns in the waters, it is up to Jocelyn to save him, but she is in need of rescuing herself.

As name implies, Freddy, Jason, and Chucky as American Idol Judges...What will happen to the contestants as these judges reveiw their preformances?

AU. He was in love with the sea. Obsessed with it, infatuated. But then the sea is materialized, and he isn't so sure about what he loves anymore. Jack Sparrow/Davy Jones slash!

This is just a random conversation set after Freddy VS. Jason...I own nothing.

Katherine Krueger wants her Father more than anything in the world, what will she do to get him?

Sequel to Bad Luck Bree. An evil, powerhungry man has discovered a way to gain power over the sea. Bree. But he never reckoned with the girl's spirit. Or the wrath of Davy Jones. MORE DAVY&BREE!

When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.

He's not able to love, but he's able to desire...DJxJS

What really happens at Death Eater parties...

TNG LotR crossover. Picard Q. Marriage, honeymoon to Middle Earth.

Snape tells Hooch a story about what he used to do for fun. It's getting nasty. What happens now?