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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

UPDATE: I'm freaking busy with my job, so I'm not much around, but I do keep reading updates and answer PMs, so I'm not dead :P

I'm a 29 year old guy from Argentina and I speak spanish, so if something I've written doesn't make much sense say it so I can fix it, because I can make mistakes.

If you need a male opinion of something, or help with something in spanish, don't hesitate in asking for my help.

I had in my authors favorites a woman named Lisa, her username was LASMKE. I had her stories in my favorites lists too, so when someone checked my favorites, they could read her great works. My favorite story was Expectations of Success, an all-human, drama free story, where the characters are adults trying to find what makes them happy in life. Although I started reading first her second long project, Small Town Gossip, a story that also face the questions of how to achieve happiness in life, even when you have been in a tragedy. The Bellas LASMKE made were... awesome, witty, strong, honest, responsible, smart and non-dramatic.

She died in the beginnings of march of 2010 in a car crash... her family started taking down all her accounts, with reason. A fellow user is passing the stories (Lisa's family allows it), so now I have them too, so if anyone wants to read a great story, funny and fluffy and smutty, ask me and I'll send them to you.

In her last post on her blog (thanks to the cache of Google, because the blog is also deleted), she wrote on march 1st:

"My best friend just went into labor. I am catching a plane to hick ville. No idea when I'll be back online. Miss me, ok? Leaving in 5 min"

A couple of days later she was dead, and I guess the last part of her post will remain constant now. She will be missed, even from people like me that barely knew her, but with just a glimpse of her, liked her. The only thing I can do is to say: read her stories, ask for them, they are fantastic, I'm saddened that I won't see anything more written by her. Lisa, you will be missed.

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14716 - Favs: 12,358 - Follows: 5,624 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14841 - Favs: 7,683 - Follows: 7,017 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3685 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 1,543 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Prism by Anna Faze reviews
A father and daughter, bound by blood and torn apart by secrets. There are a hundred versions of the truth, it all depends which way the light shines. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,848 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Outbound by aftrnoondlight reviews
Two beautiful souls humbly traveling life's lonely path, until fate suddenly shows her hand. Will Edward and Bella surrender willingly... A tender, romantic tale of love and life in the clouds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 3196 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 1,916 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 11048 - Favs: 5,701 - Follows: 5,918 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Down and Derby by kitkat681 reviews
Bell Swan is a hard ass roller derby chick. Edward Cullen is a shy and totally awkward Medical Examiner. What will happen when he needs to take care of her when no one else will? A bit of angst... a bit of drama but a TON of funny. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,503 - Reviews: 2287 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7528 - Favs: 10,736 - Follows: 5,893 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
beautiful contradictions by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETED - Looking for an in-character, realistic, original, canon, post-OotP LilyJames fic from 6-7th year with attention to character development and interaction? With no mary sues, set in 1970's Britain, with correct spelling and grammar? Well this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Six Weeks by syrrah reviews
I wonder how a story with no summary would go. Is anyone game to read it? Let's see...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,359 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3650 - Favs: 4,477 - Follows: 4,543 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14503 - Favs: 7,680 - Follows: 5,361 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9260 - Favs: 9,101 - Follows: 5,017 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bonds of Blood by Darth Marrs reviews
YASBF Yet Another Soul Bond Fic starting with the Chamber of Secrets. Harry and Ginny have to learn to live with a bond that steals away their privacy and leaves them dependent on each other and frightened for their future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 191,649 - Reviews: 4187 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6846 - Favs: 10,110 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Give Her Some Credit by kmwhyte reviews
Edward leaves Bella, like in New Moon, after they have sex. Bella gets pregnant and has Renesmee. Twenty Years Later, The Cullens start school at the same school as Renesmee. It's Complete! Sequel Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,992 - Reviews: 2303 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Bella - Complete
30 Dragon by mackillian reviews
AU. Alistair isn't the only illegitimate son of King Maric. Where Eamon failed, the Couslands did not, and raised Maric's other son as their own.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 270,484 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - [Morrigan, Cousland] [Alistair, Leliana] - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14356 - Favs: 15,851 - Follows: 8,442 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,694 - Reviews: 5390 - Favs: 2,967 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Time for Every Purpose by Im2xshy reviews
My take on the way things might have gone if Edward hadn't left in New Moon. Not for Jacob lovers. The story's not, like, mean to Jacob or anything, but since Edward doesn't leave in New Moon, they don't form the friendship they did.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,635 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2920 - Favs: 3,696 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl with a Red Umbrella by spanglemaker9 reviews
Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,197 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eve, the Apple of my Eye by bethaboo reviews
The year is 1921. Esme Platt Evenson throws herself off a cliff, and Carlisle Cullen finds and changes her. Can she ever learn to forgive him for damning her for all eternity? Canon with a dash of AU. A re-envisioning of Esme and Carlisle's story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,485 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 5,383 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11447 - Favs: 11,407 - Follows: 5,874 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perspective by ekimmuh reviews
Edward seeks out the counsel of his father and brothers after agreeing to be with Bella after their wedding. What will Edward do with that advise and how will he and Bella prepare for their upcoming wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 135,790 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For Lisa LASMKE by For the Love of Lisa reviews
Please leave messages for Lisa and her family here rather than at her page.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
In Another Life by the-glory-days reviews
When Edward Cullen is killed in a car accident, it’s Bella Swan who finds herself helping his ghost find out why he died. All-Human, AU, A Twilight Retelling.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,222 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Playgroup Dads by SuffocatingUnderWordsOfSorrow reviews
Bella's daughter makes a new friend in playgroup and they instantly become best friends. When Bella meets the new girl's father,sparks fly but will Bella embrace the relationship with the sexy, green eyed doctor? Of course she will he's gorgeous!ExB human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,028 - Reviews: 2931 - Favs: 3,489 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becomes Attainable by BrownEyeddGirl reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. They've been though everything together, but once one confesses their love, will their friendship be able to handle the transition? Or will the dramas of a relationship be too much? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,483 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Equinox by Emba reviews
Twilight with a twist. Bella is a century old vampire and Edward is just moving to Forks. What kind of life did Bella and Edward lead before each other? What will happen when they meet?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,902 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8955 - Favs: 15,143 - Follows: 3,184 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 3,226 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The fall of the Cullen men reviews
What happens when each Cullen man mess up? This story happens, in 3 chapters all the Cullens will do something that mess the armony of their family. Crackfic, not intended to offend, just laugh and gross a little. Originally made as a dare.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper