Author has written 1 story for Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare.
:October 18th, 2011 : )
A little bit about me: Well, I'm sortof quirky, shy, and I wouldn't say that I'm not a little impulsive. O_O Example: "Oohh... that's a shiny quarter..." *darts out into street* "cue tire screeching" ... Yeah, messed up huh? Another thing is that one day, no matter what, I will go to Japan. ;) Since I was 13 years old, I've had a dream of learning the language and traveling to the fascinating country to visit or even live for a length of time. Sure, like basically any Japan-lover, it began with Anime. *hangs head* But no, I no longer hold any interest in such a thing, and am not an Otaku. (a.k.a. = Anime Nerd) Thirdly, I love to write. No, I am not perfect. (Hell, FAR from it) But really, it's just the fun of escaping to your own little world that counts. ^_^
New Stories: Bittersweet Mistakes is doneThat's it my amazingly faithful readers. :)
What to Expect from Dalila: With a month's worth of time under my belt since wrapping up Bittersweet Mistakes, I've made up my mind to do second CA series, Will/Tessa based fanfic. I'm hoping to flesh out a nice one-shot for you, so be watching!
How much will Dalila be updating: When I'm into a story, am receiving a steady flow of comments and critiques and am dead-set on finishing something, I'll most likely be posting a couple chapters a week.
A/N for ALL stories: I usually say this in my summaries, but once again, for all lacking reading and understanding skills! :D One. Two. THREE. I own nothing!!! :D No characters, no stories, and no plots (Other than the ones I make up). Nadda. I do not. ^^ Just had to clear that all up.
The most AMAZING pieces of ART that I've EVER read:
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be
stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those
who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12
people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter