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Validating Occurrences: A Study in Emerald by R-dude reviews
A series of one-shots, each a standalone but in line with and potentially set in the Contractual Invalidation universe, in no particular chronological order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,615 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 7/1/2017 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G.
A Question of When by vlad the inhaler reviews
Romilda Vane realized she'd been going after Harry Potter the wrong way; it wasn't a question of how, it was a question of when.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 167 - Published: 3/16/2017 - [Harry P., Romilda V.] - Complete
Contractual Invalidation by R-dude reviews
In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,127 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 6,980 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Best Dates are the Cheap Ones by Shivakashi reviews
One-Shot. Post!Timeskip. The whole point was to get the best date; that meant the richest and classiest guy, right? Sakura realizes what she has taken for granted and Ino learns a lesson in value. NaruSaku NaruIno!Friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
One Hundred and One Lifetimes by Fresh C reviews
Naruto had an idea. Usually such a thing was met with hesitance and fear, but it was clearly the best option. Akatsuki would eventually find him. With his current level of power even their weakest member would certainly kill him. And so he devised a plan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,157 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter, the Videogame (Multiplayer) by R-dude reviews
Harry Potter's life is a Videogame. With ... inter-dimensional internet connection?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 10,190 - Follows: 4,770 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 7,814 - Follows: 2,311 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Lex Luthor Triumphant by GuapoMendez reviews
Ch. 1: It's been 8 months since Superman disappeared. Ch. 2: What really happened that day when LexCorp Tower trembled? Ch. 3: Is it really Solitude when he's not alone? Ch. 4: Is his heart colder than the Antarctic? Ch. 5: It was a Dark Knight 6. Meanwhile... 7.- Making progress 8.- Truth is what I make of it. 9. Fiat justitia ruat caelum 10. A day in court. 11. Endgame. 12. Ω
Superman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,776 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - General Zod/Dru-Zod, L. Luthor, Lois L. - Complete
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10443 - Favs: 25,761 - Follows: 14,659 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 571 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
My hero by E4mj reviews
AU. One shot. The war had a bigger effect on Harry than just the AK he used to end it. Draco finds out more. (not slash or any romance at all, rated M because I wrote it a while ago and can't remember if there is any swearing)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made by E4mj reviews
One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 546 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sorting Hat, Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 4,061 - Follows: 3,546 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Note to Self by jacobk reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart was a successful con man, but that's all he was. So how did he talk Dumbledore into hiring him? And why was he such a failure as a teacher that a bunch of twelve year olds could see through him? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
A sacrifice worth it? by E4mj reviews
AU. ONE SHOT. The summer after the Department of Mysteries, Harry and some of the order are captured by Voldemort and Harry sacrifices all to end it. NB. AU from before this starts - Sirius didn't die, but Harry still learnt the prophecy. Rated T for torture and sex - but NOT described more than a vague idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 159 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5113 - Favs: 18,961 - Follows: 17,044 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
All Roads Lead to Rome by Alemantele reviews
In the end, it didn't really matter what road he took. Tom Riddle's destiny was, is and will always be in the form of Lord Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3732 - Favs: 7,635 - Follows: 3,909 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 9,826 - Follows: 3,799 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2799 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 3277 - Favs: 6,280 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Number Games by jbern reviews
Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 204 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ron W., Padma P. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 173 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 4,117 - Follows: 4,290 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,416 - Follows: 489 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sharingan Harry Book Two: Dueling Serpents by shinji the good sharer reviews
Harry's second year has begun and his new life in Konoha goes on. What will happen when a new plot is hatched to try and kill him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,156 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Dated 2 May, 1998 by Lady Altair reviews
Severus Snape's last letter is not to anyone important.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Katie B., Severus S. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4917 - Favs: 13,767 - Follows: 6,471 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Gift Freely Given by Lady Altair reviews
The world remembers a martyr, a painted icon with a golden halo. Lily Potter wasn’t that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 159 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Assassin in the Smoky Shadow by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 393 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 594 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 3,639 - Follows: 3,200 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 8,689 - Follows: 1,168 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 148 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Guerilla Potter by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 434 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 1,766 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Four Conversations That Could Have Saved The World by so caffeinated reviews
In the end, it all comes down to the moments we choose to live or don’t. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,291 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/7/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 6,375 - Follows: 1,482 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 5,587 - Follows: 866 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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