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Joined 07-28-09, id: 2026452, Profile Updated: 02-01-11
Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Final Destination.

Hey, I'm Samantha(:

I'm 15 and I live in America.

The Main Info:

What's up; I'm in high school; a sophomore.

TV: Usually watch FOX and ABC.

Movies: I can get into almost anything, but I'm not really a fan of sci-fi.

Books: Twilight, obviously. My love for it burns like a thousand suns.

Music: Check out all my favs - My Project Playlist (a lot of the songs I refer to in my stories are on here)

Other: I'm obsessed with writing. Mostly poetry ('cause I'm emo like that, bitch).

Wanna Get Personal?:

I'm straight as hell, although I have friends who would testify against that.

I make inside jokes like mad and half of them never stay inside.

I love making new friends; I accept you for who you are, damage as is.

Not a fan of drama. I have enough in my life as it is.

I don't like drugs or alcohol and will not tolerate those things in my life.

I can cut up and be so immature; I can be serious and mature. It all depends.

I have a whore, she's easier to maintain then a bitch... (female dog? haha, I get it? never mind.)

I enjoy writing, but it's not what I'm aspiring to do. To me, writing is a hobby.

Wanna be friends? Well, PM me(:


The Stories:

Visions of the Dead

Chapter sixteen is up(:

NOTE: I did go back and reread all my chapters and try to fix any mistakes I came across I may have wrote while writing these chapters. Still, there may be a few (or a lot), I don't have a Beta, so I'm kind of like my own Beta.

IM with the Cullens

Chapter thirty is up(:

News:

It's back to school again, yayz. I now have weekends to update, and sometimes (if lucky) weekdays. I want to let you guys know my stories WILL be updated. I promise. I don't give up on my stories!

Oh and of course, mucho gracias. Before your reviews my life was like a starless night :D

A big thank you to you guys whose added me to your favs and or my stories to your favs!

*I know, it's been months since I've updated both my stories, I'm currently working on Chapter 17 of Visions, and looking for my inner funny for Chapter 31 of Cullen IM! Trust me guys, I'll get to it!

Help:

Confused about the storyline? Spelling errors or grammar mistakes? Plot not running smoothly? Suggestions?

PM me! :)

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12 21 12 by Dani Navy reviews
To him, she's just another reckless human when he finds her lying in the middle of nowhere, dead as dead can be. He doesn't realize he should know her, or that she's about to wake up in 3…2…1… BxE, vampires/humans/hybrids
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,044 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
TWILIGHT TEXTING MADNESS! by reganmacneil reviews
Emmett and the huh disease? Alice is afraid of Pink Elephants? Edward's rediscovered inner goth that he never had? Rosalie imprinted on King Julian?. Confused? Don't worry! New chappy:EMMETT RUN THE PANDAS ARE HERE!oh and no mobiles were harmed. honest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,195 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009
Believe In Me by emptyonideas reviews
You're awfully mean to each other," Angela noted, looking at me and Paul. "It works for us," I said with a smile. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,204 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Paul - Complete
Anything But Ordinary by dg19 reviews
What if Laurent, James, and Victoria never showed up? What if Bella was different and not as dependent on Edward? Would things still turn out the same? Pretty Much Twilight without the other vampires and a twist on Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,081 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 7/22/2008
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Love Me Tender by Moonchild707 reviews
Removed for editing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mad As Hatters by decemberisforcynics reviews
Being around insanity can only bring insanity. M for language, murder. Happy Halloween.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Like Father, Like Daughter by edwardcdazzlesme reviews
Bella is half human, half vampire. After 200 years not knowing who her father is, she then finally discovers that a man named Carlisle Cullen is her father. She moves in with him and his coven. AU and OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,236 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella - Complete
Remember Me by Kelsismom reviews
Complete! Epilogue posted. A/R Following James's attack on Bella, she is left with amnesia, a broken leg, and no memory of the Cullens' secret. When others have their reasons for keeping them apart, can Edward help her to remember? E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,809 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Losing by sunflower-queen reviews
Bella is not quite as quick to accept Edward at the end of New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,439 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Supernova by colorless ideas reviews
A supernova is a stellar explosion. It causes a burst of radiation that often briefly outshines an entire galaxy. - JB set sometime during New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,314 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Stephenie Meyer and the Renegade Characters by browniechadowes reviews
Stephenie gets a little annoyed when her characters try to alter/comment on her novel, Twilight. Rated M for language mainly due in part to Jessica's inner dialogue
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 23,901 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Glitter of Doom by browniechadowes reviews
Take 2. The characters of the Twilight series are back, and they are kicking butt and taking names commenting/altering New Moon. Rated M for general lack of a language sensor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,347 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Triangle of Shippiness by browniechadowes reviews
Take 3. Oh, you bet they're back again, the characters of Twilight, going big or going home, altering/commenting Eclipse. Rated M for serious lack of dirty mouth filter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,937 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stephenie Meyer and the Uterus of Steel by browniechadowes reviews
Hey all, I'm back, dragging the Twilight characters kicking and screaming into the final installment of the Twilight parodies. Rated M for... well, have you read Breaking Dawn? *shudders*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,745 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loch Ness Monster by LovelyTomorrow reviews
I believe that every teenage girl feels like she is a freak at some point in the road to adulthood. I, however, am a real freak. Nessie's story. BD spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,684 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - [Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob] - Complete
Armoire by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
He needs to stop thinking that the way she says 'armoire' is sexy." Charlie and Bella talk about French dressers in a way that makes Edward...uncomfortable.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Mass Production by Jarc is teh win 8D reviews
Imagine you just got home It's been a hard day at school slash work slash your mom's house, you boot up the computer, and immediately run to the Twilight section. Oh, but what's this? Aro has a granddaughter? Bella's pregnant? MARYSUES? Another parody?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007
The Other Daughter by Lomesir reviews
Alice's mother reflects on those last agonizing days she shared with her horror child, Mary Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
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Visions of the Dead reviews
"With my visions, every minute I was alive was a minute I could alter. There wasn't any way I could plan my future. My visions planned my future." Bella OCC. AU.
Crossover - Final Destination & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,004 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Bella
IM with the Cullens reviews
Start with a chatroom. Throw in the Cullens, add in a human and werewolf, spice it up with a dash of jealousy and a spoonful of lust, mix throughly and it's a recipe for disaster. *Rated M because now I have dirty talk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,032 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009
I Smile reviews
Jessica gives the inside scoop on Bella and Edward's relationship & her own. "I usually didn't feel that with anyone, but I had reasons too. 1. She was taking up the damn spotlight. 2. Mike liked her. 3. Edward Cullen took notice to Bella Swan." One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Jessica - Complete
Not Tonight reviews
Bella reminisces about her night with Edward. - "It's stuck." I felt heat rise to my cheeks and I looked down at my top awkwardly. "You need... help?" He looked nervously at me. - One-shot. Slightly OCC for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever on the Dance Floor reviews
Then a couple of drinks turned into a few more drinks, and a few more, then I started to lose count. That's when I felt my control slipping and damn it had never felt so good. One-shot. During New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Misunderstanding reviews
I examined him. Crisp, new, fashionable clothes, hair in casual disarray, hands in lap, legs crossed.... Legs crossed...? "God NO!" One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Madness reviews
I took the knife out from behind my back and admired it, I looked back to him. "B-Bells?" He started screaming. One-shot. During New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First Drink reviews
I looked at the vodka Leah had in her one hand and then the smirk on her face. "Leah, my dad will kill me." I whispered. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Leah - Complete