R4v3n Kn1ght
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Author has written 53 stories for Jekyll & Hyde, Cats, Wizard of Oz, Harry Potter, Star Trek: 2009, StarTrek: The Original Series, Star Wars, Princess Diaries, Heroes, and Lord of the Rings.

IMPORTANT NOTICE:

Due to recent PMs I have received, I will not be responding to those that cross the line between story support and personal. Having received several of the latter, this new policy for my PM responses is as follows:

I will respond to reviews that comment on the work and fics I post to this archive, along with constructive criticisms. However, if a review becomes personal with little to no connection with my writing, I will not respond.

Sorry about this, readers, but it must be so. Thanks for understanding. RK

Index of My Stories:

Harry Potter (Humor):
A Desperate Bargain
A Knight's Sacrifice - For the Greater Good
Crutched Dignity
Death Eater Bingo
Death Eaters, A History
Final Exam Treats
Love & Luck's Rewards
Lucius's Secret Mission
Of Phoenix Feathers
Remus Lupin Discovers the Magic of Chocolate
Sluggish Memory
Snape Teaches Vocabulary
Sorting Troubles
Staff Meeting
Story Time with Lucius
Story Time with Remus
Surprsing Lessons
The Reluctant Feline
Vernon's Guide to Good Living

- The Lucius Malfoy Series
(in proper reading order)

Unwilling Taste Testers
Trick or Treat
Secret Dessert
The Drinks that Muggles Make
Lucius and the Secret Sandwich
Lucius Malfoy and the Killer Cactus
Plans of the Malfoys

Harry Potter (Drama):
Sacrifices (WIP)

Harry Potter (Romance):
One Dozen Roses

Heroes:
The Spare Time of Serial Killers

Jekyll & Hyde:
The Final Deed

The Lord of the Rings:
Scholar, Soldier, and Steward

Princess Diaries (films):
Dancing with a Sparrow - On Hiatus

Star Trek - Alternate Original Series:
A Little Encouragement (Kirk/Spock, Scotty/Uhura, Bones/Carol)
Bleeding Red (Kirk/Spock)
Dark Curtains Drawn (Kirk/Spock)
Reassurances of Love (Kirk/Spock)
Sensory Assault (Kirk & Bones - Academy Roommates)
Sundaes with Nero (Kirk/Spock)
The Logical Solution
Unknown Influences (Spock/Uhura)
Wanted: Something New (Gen-fic, possible pairings to come)

- Metamorphosis to T'hy'la (The Kirk & Spock Series) - WIP
(in proper reading order)

Intake Monitors
Acts of Mercy
Initial Impressions
The Dawn in Desinence
Logic Bombs
Personal Revelations
Reconciliations

- Possibly Coming Soon:

Traitors' Sons.

Synopsis: A Mirror!verse story that begins when the Terran Empire responds to the planetary distress signal from Vulcan when the Romulans attack the planet. The Empire transports the Vulcans onto the Enterprise, intending on claiming them as prisoners/slaves of war. However, when one of them catches Kirk's attention, it sets into motion events that will forever change the Terran Empire's destiny...

Posted on the Kirk/Spock Archive: http://www.ksarchive.com/viewstory.php?sid=2923&warning=1

Star Trek: The Original Series:
Triangular Gravitation - On Hiatus...
Let's Get Married (K/S, Chekura)

Star Wars:
A Hopeful Breeze

Wizard of Oz:
Under the Rainbow - DISCONTINUED!

Cats:
Choices of a Jellicle Leader - DISCONTINUED!

More to come...eventually...

R4v3n Kn1ght (RK)

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Unburdening by Swiss Army Knife reviews
In the wake of Vulcan's destruction, Spock finds himself unable to sleep, and unexpectedly encounters the healer in Dr. McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Allocations by Saavik13 reviews
Earth's new monetary system means sacrifices for everyone. Amanda Grayson is no exception, she's just a little more creative than most. Her creativity lands her in the employ of one Sarek of Vulcan and education takes on a whole new meaning.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 133,770 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - [Sarek, Amanda G.] - Complete
the last secret of Dumbledore by Evyheartway reviews
The night of the battle the trio retrieved Severus Snape from the shack to Hogwarts. He had not expected to survive the war and feels broken. But it’s sometimes when we don’t expect anymore,that life grants us what what we have ever dreamt of...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,614 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Holography 1: The Catalyst by Pat Foley reviews
Spock leaves for Starfleet, setting off a series of catastrophic events between Sarek, who opposes his son's decision, and Amanda, who opposes Sarek and supports her son's choice. Note: Mature themes. complete
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,613 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
A Gift From the Heart by fagur fiskur reviews
Kirk has bought the perfect Christmas present for Spock. The only problem? It's too perfect, and now he risks having his undying love for his first officer exposed unless he manages to find a new gift in time for Christmas. Slash, K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/6/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Alekhine's Gun: A Sarek and Amanda Story by LadyFangs reviews
It wasn't love at first sight. In fact, when she first met him, she couldn't stand him. Spock's Parents. How they got together is the same in any universe.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,275 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Inhibitions by Aphrodite420 reviews
Inspired by the TOS episode "The Naked Time" Spock and Nyota are infected by pollen that loosens their inhibitions. The problem is- Spock is still Nyota's instructor. Complications ensue. Now complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,571 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Coming Undone by IAmYourPhobia reviews
Set after the episode Amok Time. Rogue Klingons attack the Enterprise. Spock thought his recent pon farr had burnt out, but a threat to Uhura brings it back full force. Spock/Uhura One-Shot
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Spock, Uhura - Complete
Poenitentia by Alydia Rackham reviews
SATISFYING CONCLUSION TO HEROES. Sequel to PURGATORY. Keeping step with a fairytale, this is the story of Sylar's redemption in the eyes of the one who matters most, with the help of Peter, Emma, and the threat of death.
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,327 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sylar/Gabriel G., Claire B.
The Vulcan's Wife by Aphrodite420 reviews
It could be logical, even natural, that a half-human end up with a human. But how does a full-blooded Vulcan end up with a human wife? Explores the beginning of Sarek and Amanda's relationship. Now complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 200,095 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Sarek, Amanda G. - Complete
Such a Mama's Boy by Ster J reviews
Amanda realizes that she is young Spock's Achilles heel.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Spock, Amanda G. - Complete
Father Prime by ToughSpirit reviews
*ONE-SHOT* Spock Prime spends some fatherly time with Spock and Nyota’s toddler, Nadya. He reflects on his affections for the child and his situation of living in a different time. *This story is along the lines of my other story “The Nerve!”*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Spock Prime, Spock - Complete
Magic Works by katiefelton reviews
Please Review! Hermione Granger realizes that the Yule Ball was not what she had imagined. She soon discovers that one dance can make her night perfect. Even if it is with the one person she thought she hated the most. A Dramione fanfic. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Vulcans by mytsie reviews
Amanda frowned as she watched her son linger in the doorway of the master bedroom. Spock's had a bad day, and wakes his mother up in the middle of the night. Sarek/Amanda Spock Fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Strength in a Name by xXxThe Phantom's RosexXx reviews
Draco goes to Azkaban to speak with his father after attempting to kill Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Fix You by vratsababe reviews
Draco has always aspired to be like his father... even if it means tearing himself apart in the process. FF100.99
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,394 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Pattern Buffers by Saavik13 reviews
Sarek and the elder Spock meet and Mr. Scott has an idea.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/11/2009 - [Sarek, Amanda G.] Spock Prime, Spock - Complete
Rewriting The Song by Silens Cursor reviews
She believed he couldn't change. Discovering his true heart's desire made him want to try. Can Severus Snape reclaim what was lost before it's too late? SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 114,320 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
I Could Tell you why the Oceans Near the Shore by The Blitzkrieg Buffoon reviews
Dorothy asks Scarecrow a question after he gets his brains. And some years later, realises what it meant. DorothyScarecrow DorothyHunk
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
Dark Influences by LAXgirl reviews
SEQUEL TO KEPT BEHIND Harry might have survived his ordeal as a disembodied spirit, but when the Order is jeopardized by one of its own, Harry must risk everything to save the one that once saved him... even if that person is Snape COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,175 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Outside Influence by Venus4 reviews
AU, no ring. Legolas returns to Rivendell after many years away and meets a young human who instantly captivates his heart, but problems begin when an elf from the past shows up. AL Slash & mpreg. Final Chapter Up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,786 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2004 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
A Late Night Stroll by Aeryn Alexander reviews
Ron goes for a walk one night, only to run into the potions\' master, and finds that it is sometimes necessary to aid the enemy. Or is Weasley simply in need of a little perspective?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,866 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Ron W., Severus S.
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A Little Encouragement reviews
Sometimes it just takes a little encouragement to bring two people together. A Valentine's Day party is the perfect event to make that happen.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Let's Get Married reviews
Chekov & Uhura are getting married. It's up to the rest of the senior officers of the U.S.S. Enterprise to organize the best wedding for the couple. Throughout the planning, emotions come to light for others. (Humor, Romance, some slash)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk, Spock, Uhura - Complete
One Dozen Roses reviews
It all started because Remus Lupin needed money to afford his monthly Wolfsbane Potion. They came together over twelve years, and it began with a single rose on Valentine's Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Wanted: Something New reviews
James Tiberius Kirk needed a new job. After ten months working in a personally and professionally unfulfilling position as a women's perfume sales associate, he simply needed something new. Then, he found that new job when he stopped for a coffee. (Thus begins the tales of the familiar faces of the Enterprise crew living the life of the minimum wage employee. Mainly humor.)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 11/12/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, C. Pike
Reassurances of Love reviews
After his husband returns from an away mission injured, Jim is less than pleased with Spock. But a shore leave spent with his young daughter, and one question she asks will make Jim remember just how much he loves his bondmate. (Some STXII spoilers.)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Dark Curtains Drawn reviews
Spock has been haunted by dreams he's been having, dreams of another life. When he's with Uhura, he can't help but think of the dreams, and he's beginning to think that being with her isn't what he is destined to do, and that his true destiny lies with Jim. He's confused; the James T. Kirk he knows is so different from the one he sees in his dreams.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Reconciliations reviews
Truths come to the surface when the crew of the Enterprise submit their new personnel forms. Kirk, Spock, and McCoy discuss concerning points, and recommend psychotherapeutic sessions. In some cases, something more is required, something much harder to do than therapy. Sometimes people simply have to learn to offer forgiveness. (Seventh in "Metamorphosis to T'hy'la" Series.)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/7/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Personal Revelations reviews
After one of his crew unexpectedly dies, James T. Kirk - with the assistance of Admiral Pike - has several realizations about himself and those under his command. Meanwhile, Leonard McCoy is left with keeping Spock company in Kirk's apartment, forcing them to talk and learn about each other in the process. Follows "Logic Bombs." Sixth in the "Metamorphosis to T'hy'la" Series.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Sundaes with Nero reviews
(Or 5 People that Hate Ice Cream, and the 1 Person that Loved it Too Much) A crewmember's surprise birthday party brings about bad memories for some of its attendees. These are their stories on how and when they lost their love of ice cream, and how one ended up loving it! [Kirk/Spock slash]
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,752 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sacrifices reviews
Harry Potter goes missing after being left on the doorstep of the Dursley home. One man must determine friends from enemies, and protect the boy under the Headmaster's watch. Favors are called in, unlikely friendships develop, and betrayal draws nearer...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 205,659 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Lucius M.
Bleeding Red reviews
When a new ensign in the laundry department of the USS Enterprise makes a mistake, the entire bridge crew finds themselves in oddly colored uniforms...and they do not like it. Meanwhile, Doctor McCoy takes it upon himself to try to fix the situation. (This came from that one shot in the trailer of Chekov in a shirt...that isn't gold. There must be a reason for this!) Slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Love & Luck's Rewards reviews
When Fred and George play a prank on Dolores Umbridge, they are caught by Severus Snape. His punishment is...unexpected. Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Logic Bombs reviews
Kirk invites McCoy and Spock to a birthday party while they are still planetside. As the night progresses, recollections surface, realizations are had, and everyone - except the underaged Chekov - enjoys a few drinks. Follows "The Dawn in Desinence" and is Fifth in the Metamorphosis to T'hy'la series.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sluggish Memory reviews
Harry asks Professor Slughorn a simple question about a photograph of his mother, Lily. Slughorn's response is unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Story Time with Lucius reviews
When his mother is out of the house, four-year-old Draco Malfoy has no other choice to ask his father to tell him a bedtime story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Dawn in Desinence reviews
REPOSTED: The Enterprise is called home by Admiral Archer, the crew is granted an unexpected shore leave. New friendships continue grow amongst the crew, in a time when events come to a close, others begin. Follows "Initial Impressions."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Knight's Sacrifice For the Greater Good reviews
One First Year Gryffindor makes the ultimate sacrifice for the Greater Good of the Wizarding World, resulting in an outcome that no one really expected. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dancing with a Sparrow reviews
When Crown Prince Eduarde dies, Mia Thermopolis's life is not the only one that is turned upside down. A young man from Genovia loses his dreams when he is pressured to pursue his right to the throne. This is Nicholas Devereaux's story.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,032 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Mia T., Nicholas D.
Initial Impressions reviews
Relationships begin to develop on the Enterprise after the arrival of two additions to the medical staff, while everyone tries to solve the mystery of the strange noise heard all throughout the piping on the ship. Follows "Acts of Mercy."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Acts of Mercy reviews
After spending quite some time with Spock, Kirk is determined to disprove some myths about the superiority of Vulcans. He later discovers that sometimes trying to prove a myth wrong is not as fun when confronted with the evidence to do so.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Scholar, Soldier, and Steward reviews
Faramir was a scholar, not a warrior. At least primarily. The soldier was always his brother's role in life. But Faramir grew into his brother's role, and later his father's position, being remembered in song and tale as all three.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Faramir - Complete
Plans of the Malfoys reviews
As Draco helps Lucius hide his father's latest hobby from Narcissa, father and son come up with a few new plans to bring down Harry Potter. Follows 'Lucius and the Killer Cactus.' Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Intake Monitors reviews
Kirk has an allergic reaction that causes Bones to make some drastic changes to the captain's dietary restrictions, and appoints someone to monitor what Kirk eats for a while. - Intended as friendship, but can be interpreted as pre-slash, too. -
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/28/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Spare Time of Serial Killers reviews
When he realizes that killing people is now his job...Sylar decides to try to find a new hobby. His spare time leads him to an enemy's home where he seeks a little revenge with an unexpected accomplice. Humor!
Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Noah B./HRG, Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete
Lucius Malfoy and the Killer Cactus reviews
When Lucius is awakened in the middle of the night by an intruder...he uses the only weapon he has at his disposal: A spiky cactus! Follows "Lucius Malfoy and the Secret Sandwich." Humor-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Lucius and the Secret Sandwich reviews
Lucius gets caught indulging in a midnight snack. He has no choice afterwards, but to introduce the intruder to a delightful type of sandwich. Humor. Follows "The Drinks that Muggles Make."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Under the Rainbow reviews
Everyone knows what happened to Dorothy in Oz, but what about things under the rainbow on the farm in Kansas, both before and after the infamous tornado?
Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009
Choices of a Jellicle Leader reviews
Munkustrap has a new responsibility in the Tribe. As he tries to do what is right, he finds pressure from all sides to do what others want. Will he listen to his father, and his tribe, or will he listen to himself? Please, read/review
Cats - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,104 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Munkustrap
The Logical Solution reviews
Admiral Christopher Pike wanted one last trip on his ship before James T. Kirk takes over. While on a little cruise around space, the crew discovers a message left to Pike...by someone they never thought to hear from again. Humor!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - C. Pike - Complete
The Drinks that Muggles Make reviews
Lucius can't help but enjoy some Muggle drinks. But like everything, too much of a good thing may not always work out well. He learns this the hard way. Humor! Follows 'Secret Dessert' in the Lucius Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Lucius M., Dobby - Complete
Triangular Gravitation reviews
Memories surface on Vulcan as Amanda and Sarek await the return of their son, and another awaits the return of her lover. A katra is restored, but restoring memories is much harder...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,740 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Spock, Uhura
Sensory Assault reviews
James T. Kirk discovers some things about his roommate, Leonard McCoy, that he simply cannot stand! He tries to handle the situation, but then realizes that he wouldn't want his friend to be any other way. Mainly, a humor fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Death Eater Bingo reviews
Just after Voldemort's resurrection, the Death Eaters come up with a way to lift his spirits after Harry Potter escaped from the graveyard. Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Surprising Lessons reviews
Tensions run high between the students of Hogwarts in the time when Severus Snape, Lily Evans, and the Marauders are teenagers. New spells are invented, insults are traded, new bonds form, and unexpected support blooms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Snape Teaches Vocabulary reviews
Snape has a theory that the reason why his students cannot brew potions correctly; they do not understand the meaning of the words. Snape decides to change his lesson plan...to a vocabulary lesson. The Gryffindors and Slytherins are less than enthused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Staff Meeting reviews
Dumbledore calls a staff meeting to discuss a concerning rumor. Humor, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Remus Lupin Discovers the Magic of Chocolate reviews
Adventure and chaos reigns during an attack on Harry while he is in hiding. Throughout all of this, Remus Lupin tries out his newest countercurse theory - chocolate. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
A Desperate Bargain reviews
Arthur Weasley was going mad. Thinking he has no other choice, he feels that desperate times call for desperate measures. He then contacts the one person that even he would least expect. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Lucius M., Arthur W. - Complete
The Reluctant Feline reviews
This was not in Minerva McGonagall's job description! She did not sign up to watch over Harry Potter in quite this way. Pre-First Year. Re-Post, with apologies
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
A Hopeful Breeze reviews
A night during Obi-Wan Kenobi's exile on Tatooine in which he learns the truth. Post Episode III.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Unknown Influences reviews
Spock knew it was traditional for humans to celebrate an achievement or life-changing event by migrating temporarily to an alcohol-serving establishment...and while at such a place, he learns a little about what it means to be human.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Secret Dessert reviews
Lucius buys a special treat in order to get through his wife's horrible cooking, but he has to hide it from her. Follows "Trick or Treat."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Crutched Dignity reviews
Things get a little exciting for Lucius Malfoy as he was in Flourish & Blotts shopping for Draco's First Year books. What resulted was the real story behind Lucius's infamous cane…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Lucius M. - Complete
Trick or Treat reviews
Lucius Malfoy hated Halloween. It meant the anniversary of his LORD's death, his kind being blamed for supernatural occurrences on this date, but worst of all it meant three words said by Muggles: "Trick or Treat!" Follows "Unwilling Taste Testers."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Lucius M. - Complete
Lucius's Secret Mission reviews
Lucius Malfoy was not a vicious man, really, but when he'd heard of a giant spider living free in the Forbidden Forest he was motivated into action.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Story Time with Remus reviews
Babysitting was never one of his strong points, but if all of the rumors about young children were true, then surely this son of his friends would enjoy a story about his mother, her friend and…a special guest character...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Remus L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Unwilling Taste Testers reviews
After Harry freed Dobby, the Malfoys learn what it means to be house elf-less, and the dangers of doing their own cooking...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Final Exam Treats reviews
Snape tries to keep things under control while the House Elves offer the students of Hogwarts a late night study snack during finals. Humor/Parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Of Phoenix Feathers reviews
Getting phoenix tail feathers for wand cores is a tricky business, especially when there's really only one phoenix in the area…and that was aware of its tail being coveted by the wand-maker. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Albus D., Fawkes - Complete
Sorting Troubles reviews
The Sorting had gone normally until now. Everyone was getting impatient, to the point of near mutiny against the respected Sorting Hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Death Eaters, A History reviews
"You know, Draco…We weren't always called Death Eaters." Draco learns just where the name came from... Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Vernon's Guide to Good Living reviews
Vernon Dursley was once a successful businessman for the Grunnings Drill Company. Then, Harry Potter was left on his doorstep, and his life changed forever!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Vernon D. - Complete
The Final Deed reviews
What exactly was going through the mind of Mr. Hyde just before his final meeting with Lucy Harris?
Jekyll & Hyde - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete