Author has written 9 stories for Wrestling, Suits, and Supernatural.
Wulp, haven't updated this in a while, so I figure it's about time to re-write all this stuff.
Shawn Michaels will live on FO-EVA!
Just applied myself for Beta-readerism =) I'm a pretty dad gum good editor if I do say so myself, so BRING IT ON!
Give me a shot, I'd be happy to help.
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Name: Well, its NOT Loquishia, so, take from that what you will.
Occupation: Full time student/ trumpet player/ writer/ AWESOME.
Likes: I like lots of things. Particularly Supernatural, FFVII, some animes that I've never actually written for... I've got work to do, I guess.
Dislikes: Jerkface people. Flamers. ETC.
1. I am awesome.
2. I can do ANYTHING I set my mind to.
3. Procrastination and I are best friends, though.
4. Scarves prevent colds.
5. Socks are for squares.
You know when you're a WWE Fan if...
(place an x on the ones that apply to you).
(X) You KNOW what The Rock is COOKING!
( ) You get an A on assignment and you announce that your having a live sex celebration in class next week.
(X) You do the 'Flair Strut' while yelling "WOOOO!" at the same time.
(X) You know how to do the Jeff Hardy entrance dance.
(X) When you arrive in a place you've been to before and you pause and you proclaim "FINALLY, (YOUR NAME) HAS COME BACK TO (LOCATION)!"
( ) When you introduce yourself to someone you repeat your last name 10 seconds later.
(X) The sledge hammer is your new best friend.
(X) When your friend asks for money you yell: "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONAYYY!"
( ) On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be".
(X) When you hear WWF these days, you have a sudden, uncontrollable hatred of pandas.
(X) Or when you’re talking to your friend and she/he interrupts you, you yell (just like Vince McMahon): SHHUUTTTT UUUPPP!!
( ) You turn off the lights because no one respects you.
(X) You know that Edge is PG-13.
(X) You've watched Doom and the Marine and Behind Enemy Line III: Columbia.
(X) You know someone who deserves a 'Billion Dollar Slap' by Stephanie McMahon.
(XXXXX) You're favorite quote is: "Are you ready?"
(X) When you see a rooster you think of Vince McMahon.
( ) You lie, cheat, and steal.
( ) You actually called/texted your friends, taken a photo, or a video when Chris Jericho returned in 2007.
(X) You think JBL is a wrestling fraud.
(SUPER X) You like to sing "Sexy Boy" at the top of your lungs whenever Shawn Michaels comes on the TV.
( ) You refer a can of beer as a can of Whoop Ass.
(X) You know someone who deserves a Stone Cold Stunner.
(X) You sing your favorite superstar's theme song at a live event.
(X) When you go to a wedding, you hope that a WWE superstar crashes it.
(X) You want to send a bill of your hearing to Vickie Guerrero due to her shrill screams.
(X) When you hear the song 'Sexyback' you think of Chris Jericho.
( ) You have the urge to park your car underneath Vickie Guerrero's granny panties.
(X) You try to roll your eyes back like the Undertaker.
( ) You have a sock named, Mr. Socko.
(X) You're in love with a WWE Superstar.
(X) You're ALWAYS busy on Monday, Tuesday, and Friday nights.
(X) When a countdown starts, you yell "BREAK THE WALLS DOWN!" when it hits zero.
( ) You tried to use Simon Dean's weight loss program.
(X) You can name more wrestlers then family members.
( ) You answer every question asked of you with "Cuz Stone Cold said so"
(X) You know there are actually 9 wonders of the world, not 7.
(X) When you were young, all the kids in your class couldn't wait to go home and watch power rangers...you couldn’t wait to get home & countdown the hours till wrestling.
(X) You get sad when they announce where the next Wrestlemania is.
(X) When you know three ways to use the following: A Table, A Ladder, and a Chair.
(X) You beat down your grandparents and call yourself a Legend Killer.
(X) You chanted 'Yay' 'Boo' at a event.
(X) You get depressed when your favorite superstar is injured.
(X) You wondered why Chris Jericho stopped wearing pants.
(X) You have a room dedicated to anything pertaining to wrestling (or the WWE) in your home.
"Whether I’m right or I’m wrong, I believe that I am untouchable. I believe that I can do things that other people simply cannot do. That’s what makes me different, and that’s what sets me apart from everybody else." - Shawn Michaels
"I'd rather that everyone hate me for all that I am than love me for something I'm not." - unbelivably, the Miz
"Sometimes its not how you weather the storm, but how you dance in the rain that matters." - South African saying I ripped from Justing Gabriel
"Tap or snap!" - Daniel Bryan