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Joined 07-29-09, id: 2027793, Profile Updated: 04-05-13
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Lord of the Rings.

So I'm back (sort of) and I pretty much am a nerd for everything, you name it (lotr, minecraft, youtubers i.e. tobuscus, jacksfilms, pewdiepie, harry potter etc.)

Major outfits:

Bella's outfit chapter 1: http://www.seamswright.com/CWCampDressBrown.jpg

Bella's uniform chapter 3: http://bobhudson.com/ebay/wp.jpg

the lagoon chapter 6: http://www.findseedo.com/sphotsprings.jpg (a little bit more natural! and without the entrance!)

Maria's gift outfit thing, check it out, I made it!!: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=1830881

Jaspers outfit for Maria's ball chapter 14:http://www.polyvore.com/jaspers_ball_suit/set?id=23955520

Bella's ball gown chapter 14: http://www.polyvore.com/bellas_ball_gown/set?id=23955023

OH GOD I'M CRYING THORIN'S MAJESTICNESS IS SIMPLY TOO MUCH FOR MY FRAGILE SOUL.

Also I'm officially cool.

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The Bear-Man's Daughter by freshneverfrozen reviews
The Bear-Man's daughter is many things: woman, wolf, watcher, occasional mute and trickster. For years she has owed the Grey Wizard a favor and fulfilling it leads her to the exploits of Thorin & Co. and ever closer to the heart of a cheeky young dwarf whose fate may not be hers to change; OC/Kili & some Thorin awesomesauce
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,724 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Kili, Thorin
The Skipper by LinzRW reviews
Converting elf fans to dwarf fans one chapter at a time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 103 - Words: 364,388 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - OC
The World Ahead by ScarlettAriandale reviews
After spending three weeks as the prisoner of a pack of trolls, traveling in the company of a hobbit, a wizard, and thirteen dwarves seems a far safer option. But things move quickly in the company of Thorin Oakenshield, and Sylven will have to decide between what is right and what is easy. (Rated M to cover all bases)
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,391 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kili
Lost by LittleApril reviews
An It had to Middle-earth was He was But as his hand gripped mind, and his fingers ghosted over my face, and the hope we had been holding onto had shattered, I I knew then that this was Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,278 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Kili, Fili
Unyielding As Stone by Merciless Princess reviews
Stubborn, pigheaded, and wilful. Those were all the words more than one person had used to describe Ovila, the daughter of a simple, kind butcher and a determined woman. After a childhood fight with a big mouthed boy, she made a lifelong enemy and nothing would ever change that. Pre-book and movie Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,508 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kili
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 2962 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
At Your Service by encyclopedia britannica reviews
Taking a trip down the proverbial rabbit hole to the company of dwarves, wizards, and hobbits was never apart of Lucy Hale's life plan. And yet, there she was. Kili/OC.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kili
Once Upon A Fox by Star Delta reviews
The apocalypse has hit in the year 2138. Join a young woman surviving the post-apocalyptic world as she travels to Middle Earth and journeys with an odd company determined to reclaim their home. "Dwarves? What? What the hell is a Hobbit?" "Hey!" A small voice exclaimed.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,450 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Thorin, Kili
Other Worldly by waterballoons155 reviews
After the defeat of Voldemort, everyone – including a certain Slytherin male – has come back to complete their seventh year. What happens when mysterious Serena winds up at the school, and just what, exactly, is she?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,915 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Draco M., OC
Choices by Necrophobia reviews
Fang meets Max at hospital. Beautiful, witty, cheerful. Everything he isn't. There's just one problem - she has cancer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Max, Fang
The True You by xBleedingBlackRosex reviews
"Kurt had always been self-conscious." Worried about his appearance, he turns to drastic measures to achieve physical perfection. But his methods are dangerous. Can Blaine convince him he's already perfect as he is before it's too late? TRIGGER ALERT!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,886 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Wherever You Will Go by Unpredictably Reckless reviews
After a one night stand with Puck, Rachel found herself pregnant. Instead of telling everyone she packed her bags and left. Now 5 years later she returns to Ohio, with a surprise. How will Puck react when he finds out he has a son? Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,513 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Deception by xSiriusxstalkerx reviews
A grand hotel, a convention of purebloods and lets not forget the seduction of one Draco Malfoy. Yes, this was going to be a Very interesting order mission. HGDM. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 241,246 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rachel Berry? A Cheerio? by queenbee15 reviews
School is back in session after Christmas break, and Rachel's life sucks. She lost Finn, everyone hates her in Glee, and the popular kids are back in their slushy craze. The only solution that Rachel can come to is to become a Cheerio. *Puckleberry Finn
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,376 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Steel Feathers Shine Silver by The Daughter Of Death reviews
I felt the beat of my heart pumping oil through my veins like blood. Felt air rush into my stationary lungs but give no relief. I do not consider myself human anymore. I was once just like you. But what I once was is no more, for I, am a machine.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Max, Fang
My Immortal Commentary by starwarsfanatic1632 reviews
This is my review on the master piece of garbage known "My Immortal" by Tara Gilesbe. I DO NOT OWN THE STORY! Thank God. But I DO own the commentary. RATED M FOR LANGUAGE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Draco M., OC
Friends With Benefits by SiriuslySirius33 reviews
Set in an alternate universe. Max and Fang are two high school students. They decided to try out being "friends with benefits". The only rule— 'don't fall in love with each other'. All they're looking for is some fun—they're sure it'll work out. Will it?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,521 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Fang, Max
Butterflies by Dobby Is A Gleek reviews
Rachel has had enough she wants to change. So she does... please bear with m this is my first story and i suck at summaries Puckleberry with slight Finchel and Faberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Slush by caren67 reviews
For Rachel Berry, this last slushy pushes her too far. How long she cope with her everyday dose of bullying before it tosses her to the very edge? Noah Puckerman not only helps her, but also creates a friendship/romance better than either could imagine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,455 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Realize by ForeverRose123 reviews
A marriage law has been passed, the Ministry have chosen. Who will the Golden Trio's spouses be? Will they be able to cope with such a commitment at such a young age? Post war though Golden Trio still in Hogwarts. Rated for swearing. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,280 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
One Door Closes & Another Door Opens by terraequalslove reviews
Her 18th Birthday changed it all. Edward left, but, Jasper wasn't the one that wanted Bella's blood that day. Bella escapes through music in order to cope & was discovered. Someone hears her music & goes looking for Bella. J/B. Rated M. Lemons & Lang
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,406 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Boy's Night In in Lima by C.C. Nyde reviews
The New Directions Girls want to have another sleepover. At Rachel's house this time. *Sequel to Girl's Night In At Dalton* Pairings inside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Alone by gleek06216 reviews
Mike Matt and Puck realize Rachel needs a friend but when they can't get her to hang out outside of school they follow her and are shocked at what they find. The girl is more alone then they thought. AU: Description inside.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,174 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Facebook Time by i lurve mustangs reviews
Glee club on Facebook. Enough said
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
Steps to Sexy by xBleedingBlackRosex reviews
Immediately post-'Sexy'. Kurt is determined to find his sexy side and gets some unexpected help along the way. Is he doing this for the Warblers? For Blaine? For himself? Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,040 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Opposite of Opposite by ApolloPants95 reviews
How different would life be if Puck was the dorky gleek and Rachel was the coolest kid in school? Rachel branches out and helps desperate Puck become one of her kind. But she has something else up her sleeve too...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,785 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
I think i'm going crazy over you by ForeverRose123 reviews
Bella's at her Uncle's funeral when she sees her dead uncle next to her. She tells her parents and they think she's crazy and send her away to a mental institute in New York. She meets the gang and things will never be the same again. B/J A/Ed R/Em ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,220 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Crimson Night by NightLark reviews
Story one in my Alternate Twilight series. What if the Volturi weren't so nice to Bella, Edward and Alice? Bella is hurting inside, locked away at Volterra. will her heart ever heal? Rated M for Rape and lemons like most of my stories
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,538 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Tale of Three Berry's by Amy aka Luke reviews
Ever wondered why Rachel Berry tried so hard to get on Broadway? When Rachel's cousins Abby and Sam arrive at McKinley Glee club is turned upside down. Set after Season 1. Break ups, make ups and make outs will ensue! NxR, QxMi and KxOC
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Sorry Seems to be the hardest word by BabyBlueStylesxoxo reviews
Rachel makes a bad decision at 18. Now 5 years later, she is back in Lima, Ohio, And she will have to face up to her past which has separated her from the other Glee Clubbers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
The way homee by caity-neon reviews
On there home from regionals there is a terriable accident. Will everyone make it home alive, or will death come apon the group.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2010
Leather jacket by MissJimmyChoo reviews
The day starts off as normal until Rachel walks into school in a leather jacket...
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Bread Crumbs by jeuxmungandr reviews
Underland is finally free from the red queen and her knave, but at a great personal cost to Alice. When she is called back, Alice won't be the first Kingsley who falls down the rabbit hole for the third time. Full summary inside. SxAxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Brand New Me by LiveLaughLurve3 reviews
When Mr. Schue leaves Glee to take care of his family Rachel gets fed up and leaves town for a boarding school in NYC. Now a year later she comes back with a new look, a new name, and a new personality and people notice. AU. Rating may change.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,172 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Darke Academy by NightLark reviews
Phil insists Bella goes to a boarding school to get her out of the way. but this isn't a regular boarding school. this is an exclusive all boy vampire school. the girls are only there for one reason. Rated M for lemons later .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,966 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Open Your Eyes and See by LiveLaughLurve3 reviews
What happens when Puck starts paying more attention to everything that Rachel goes through and he doesn't like what he sees? Read the Prologue for the story set up. Involves Puckelberry lovin' and Cherryford friendship. May contain sensitive themes.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Have One On Me by Lilith Encodead reviews
All you can do when you're on the wrong side of the looking glass is reflect. But if you look hard enough, the other side will reach out for you. A story of fate, love, revenge and bodysnatching. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Silly Girl by FallenFromParadise reviews
A somewhat different alternate ending... Alice slays the Jabberwocky on Frabjous Day, only to realize she should have sooner slayed herself, now Underland is looking forward to an all out war as the country is stricken with chaos and confusion.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,536 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Darkness by Alexandra Shinai reviews
Was it wrong to say that I wished to be Alice? To be in Jasper's lap, an arm securely wrapped around me? To be loved by the person I loved? What did it feel like? BxJ, rated T for suicide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Just a Girl by FallenFromParadise reviews
Modern!Alice: Alice goes on her first trip to Underland and finds that things aren't always as they appear. Can she find the strength within to break out of herself and be the woman everyone needs? 2/3 chapters finished. Updated weekly.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,400 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Alice K.
True Love Will Find A Way by Keep-Calm-And-Be-A-Princess reviews
Bella, Rose, and Alice are starting sophmore year looking for romance. Luckily, three new cousins have moved to town. As the year progresses, so do feelings, but also, heartbreak, backstabbings, and depression. Can they make it work? AH RxED AxEM BxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Just Another Red Rose by That Teddy Bear Over There reviews
Alice dared Bella to go on the reality TV show 'The Bachelor.' Edward Cullen is the sexy Bachelor, that nobody can resist. Friendships will form, and alliances too. But when pregnancies and ex's interfere, what will happen? AU,AH, Canon Pairings. R&R! ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,381 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Beautiful Diaster by aellen95 reviews
Rachel sings, and Kurt picks on her. Who stands up for Rachel?
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Just An Act by MusicArt2010 reviews
It's Junior year for our favorite Glee members as they are forced into participating in the school musical. What happens when Puck ends up getting lead male with Rachel as his leading lady? Puckleberry fic
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Puck, Rachel B.
Nothing is Ever Certain by lunar wolfe reviews
Bella is on her way to forks when she attacked and changed by James. What happens to her when James is killed and Volturi take her with them? What happens when the Cullens arrive and an unsuspected spark occurs between her and one of the Cullen boys? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Alice in Wonderland: Green Eyed Daughter by nineteennintytwo reviews
She was an illegitimate child; born out of wedlock, and only her mother seemed to know where she came from. But when a dark haired man kidnaps her mother, she must seek aid in the father she's never even met. AlicexHatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp] Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, OC - Complete
A Marriage of Convenience by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Alice finishes her business in China and returns home to find that her mother has arranged a marriage for her. In a moment of desperation, she tells her mother that she already has a fiance, and an Underland butterfly has to step in as in loco fiance.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,362 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Alice K., Caterpillar/Absolem - Complete
Summer Camp! by Xx.Babii Angel.xX reviews
Bella, Rose and Alice got to summer camp and meet Jasper, Emmett and Jasper again! Pairings: B/J EM/R S/E JO/A. Edward is a player. Emmett and Jasper are Rebels and the girls are confident hotties. Is seriously good!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Transient Pt 1 by mick van haha reviews
When a dysfunctional family involved in a road accident fall prey to the cannibalistic Sawyers, what will be left of them? Maybe one small family member is to be spared:Nails, the small, silent kid that Leatherface has taken a liking to. R&R pls,Thanks!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009
The Lady's Maid by Youkai no Yume reviews
Haru wasn't sure she knew all the rules to being a Lady's Maid, but she was pretty sure that falling in love with the Baron was out of the question. Especially when said Baron happens to be her Mistress's fiance. AU. Haru/Baron/Louise
Cat Returns - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,148 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008
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Bitch Please, Middle Earth? Challenge Accepted reviews
So, one of those half-baked, cracked up ideas that every single shingle has done nowadays. Girls fall into Middle Earth, check. One of them is an elf (possibly), check. Hysteria ensues, because really only the douche bags would act serious as anything in Middle Earth. We all have to admit we would go to town and stroke every single one of the Dwarves' Beards.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013
Major reviews
Sum: Bella is a 17 year old in Texas, 1862, angry at being forced into a marriage; she pretends to be a boy and joins the army; only to meet the major, Jasper Whitlock. From then on Bella is whirled into an adventure of love, death and vampires.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,879 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper