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Joined 07-29-09, id: 2027922, Profile Updated: 03-02-11
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Name: Tenraku.

Sex: Guess; there's a fifty percent chance you're right.

Age: Old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

About me: Sarcastic. Witty. Jaded.


The Idiot's Guide to Flaming - Originally by Dagget.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.

Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...


Fucked up

Insecure

Neurotic

Emotional

Honestly, I'm Fine!


Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and, as Americans, we reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and liposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage straight people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because dogs have legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all. Women are still property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriages would be less meaningful if gay marriage was allowed. The sanctity of Brittany Spear's 55 hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon an entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and female figure in a home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage would change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


I’m sarcastic, I’m cynical, I’m pessimistic, I'm cruel, I'm jaded, I would rather watch a person be run over by a bulldozer than watch one bulldoze a tree, I despise the mass of the human race, My singing sounds like a dying rabbit yet I still vocalize in musical form, and I support ones right to be gay if they choose to be. Strange that of these vocally expressed traits, people only bitch about the last one.

Percussive Reset: (i) hitting a machine until it starts working again. (ii) hitting a person upside the head with a blunt object until they start making sense/stop their hysterics/stop stuttering/are unconscious.

Let's face the facts: you have an STD. EVERYONE has an STD. The mortality rate is 100 percent; you will die of your STD. My condolences, but on the bright side, I'll die of it too. The name? Life.


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Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,018 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 2,961 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Midnight Blues by Zeitgeist84 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, Harry makes a dumb career choice and Ron tags along. Hermione, sensibly, doesn't. Seven years later, a very different trio are drawn into an international web of intrigue by a little girl and an old relic. Lesson to be learned: stay in school, kids. Post-DH; Slightly AU. Rated M for language and violence. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,132 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3729 - Favs: 6,869 - Follows: 6,874 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Naruto and the Deathly Hallows by Reidluver reviews
SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 77,897 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,435 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 7945 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 2,876 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 3,585 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
A Fine Line by hunnyfresh reviews
Upon Regina's banishment, the small town of Storybrooke becomes protected once again by an enchantment that prevents anyone from leaving or entering Storybrooke. Emma and Regina find themselves on the edge of the town, wishing for a way to the other side.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,407 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,263 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U.
Stories from Under the Mattress by Crimson Siyrean reviews
One shots, drabbles, random crack, shameless pairings, and all things that have absolutely no business masquerading as literature. Ch 8: A True Friend: It's the wedding of the decade, so it must be perfect. But in a battle worn Konoha, where is left to hold it? Out of options, Kakashi decides to throw all in for the sake of his best friend's wedding. Kakashi/Tsume
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Tenten, Kakashi H., Hinata H.
Mysterious Thing, Time by Blueowl reviews
The future is lost, so to save it, both Harry and Dumbledore go back the moment it all began - that Halloween night. Of course, things do not go exactly as they had expected. Unspeakables, Wild Magic, Time Travel, Vampires, Bonds, Goblins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 161,971 - Reviews: 1096 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Looking Glass Wars by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
Two Shot. In some ways, losing Zuko is worse than losing Lu Ten.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2239 - Favs: 4,535 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 4,415 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
The Life Game by TwinTrouble reviews
Hatake Sakumo has a kind heart, so he didn't think twice about taking on the orphan child of his old teammate. However, when that child happens to be an Uchiha, things start to get messy as he must balance work, custody battles and his own young son.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,918 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi, Sakumo H.
A Resolve of Breaking Waves by Vathara reviews
What if Zuko had died in the Agni Kai at 13? Just, not permanently... AU after the Winter War, and three years before ATLA canon.
Crossover - Bleach & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,569 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Kaien S., Zuko - Complete
Titans by MegaB reviews
There were two of them in his generation, Tom Riddle's journey after Hogwart's leads them to retrace his footsteps through the murky dangers of the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,615 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Harry Potter and the Lords of Magic I by Taure reviews
Massively AU. Assume nothing. Harry Potter is born into a very different world than the one in canon. A world where the Greats of history walk among mere men. A world where power is all that matters, and young Harry Potter is a commodity desired by many.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 3,596 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8455 - Favs: 10,057 - Follows: 7,565 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Requiem for the Living by Nesarna reviews
Not all fairytales have happy endings. Post-423.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Harry Potter and teh Sparkly Hufflepuff by kmfrank reviews
What started as DLP being our typical internet tough guy selves on some new member's terribad story about some wolves no one gives a f*ck about has turned into a legendary crackfic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,515 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 3,396 - Follows: 3,680 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Odd Behaviour by TwinTrouble reviews
Sakura is worried about her teammates. They've been behaving very strangely... No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,298 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4014 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Come Full Circle by knuckz reviews
They knew that Uzumaki Naruto was destined for greatness, but this was getting ridiculous. When Naruto takes the Yondaime's fuuinjutsu to unimaginable levels. Formerly known as 'Furuenjin'. Indefinite hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,822 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,711 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Reluctantly Paternal Uncle by PenRifle reviews
Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
Incorruptible by neren reviews
DLP Challenge. "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." The Dark Lord enacted a brilliant scheme to destroy his foes. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they fight against Death Eaters, the Ministry of Magic, and fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Motherhood is Stranger then Fiction by PiperDreamer reviews
"What?" Sakura said, staring at Tsunade as though the woman lost her mind. "I said congrats, you're now the mother of three S-class criminals. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H.
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 7,286 - Follows: 7,074 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Failing Twilight by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,508 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 3,010 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
It's All Relative by Owl344 reviews
Orochimaru is winning, and Konoha and almost all of its citizens are dead. It's up to Naruto and Co. to go back in time into their genin bodies and save the world. Unfortunately, no one told Kakashi this. And he wants, badly, to know what's going on...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Kakashi H.
The Talk by Smoochynose reviews
Harry learns of some disturbing consequences of being an orphan. Rated for sock puppet violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The choices make up history by Hyssopus reviews
A time travel story based on the theory of what the tailed beasts are and where they get their chakra from.That and the question: if one person was exchanged with another, would history still play out the same? Naruto's soul is sent back in time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,860 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Childhood by Taivasalla reviews
Sarutobi said ANBU was no place for a child, but a brotherhood of killers is more of a family than Naruto ever had. Now, with war looming and intravillage tension threatening his fragile world, even this may not last. Not super!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,296 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Raidou N. - Complete
Vis à Vis: Side Doors by Reaper Nanashi reviews
It was an accident—a moment of acute unpreparedness made worse by a lack of critical information. Naruto did not want to be so vulnerable, but at least his Shadow was watching over him. includes Daddy!Yondy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,871 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Legends of the Obsidian King by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Itachi U.
Bare Naked Time Travel by Chilord reviews
It had been a normal night for 23 year old Hokage Naruto Uzumaki, out drinking where Naruto learned an important life lesson. Never go drinking with someone with a Magenkyo Sharingan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,319 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 661 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Wild World by HowdyU reviews
Salvation from chaos or ashes and dust from the whole of creation? Which will Naruto choose when the world is his playground? He should be careful though - he isn't the only one playing the game.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,996 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Combustion Countdown by snappleducated reviews
When Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Time of No Return by hakanamu reviews
With nothing to gain but everything to lose, Minato risked a last-minute addition to the Shiki Fuuin. He succeeded in wiping Kyuubi from the past, only to discover he had also invalidated his own future…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,377 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Defenestration by ignitesthestars reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Fuinjutsu by Eleature reviews
A new seal made by Naruto malfunctions when it's challanged by Akatsuki's extraction ritual. Now Naruto has to deal with situations he'd never dreamed of before: a war, a demon attack, Orochimaru, spies and the paradox of his own existence. Timetravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,367 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 3,712 - Follows: 3,697 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U., Torune
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5284 - Favs: 9,356 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1765 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 2,635 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 479 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Empty Doors and Maple Leaves by Resmiranda reviews
A history of grief. Koh
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Koh - Complete
Cycling Through by The Sh33p reviews
On Aang, the Fire Nation's royal family, the Air Nomads and the unending cycles of history.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Aang - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3140 - Favs: 5,102 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Most Innocent Kiss by therealesther reviews
Just a kiss, the most innocent kind. But what will it mean for the future? NarutoTsunade...Oneshot, thinking back to kiss in episode 90 and 91. don't flame me for controversial pairing please! I don't own Naruto ONESHOT NO LONGER!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Tsunade S., Naruto U. - Complete
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Soldiers In The Shadows reviews
The ANBU are a mysterious group, living in anonymity when not on missions.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Complete
Beautiful Day reviews
It's a beautiful day in the forests of Konoha. Drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Whispers reviews
It was like they thought he couldn't hear them. Demon . . . demon . . . demon . . . DEMON! He's not a demon . . . just a scared child. Then, too late . . . he realized that he was just what they said he was.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete