ickle-helena
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Joined 04-21-02, id: 202818
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and StarTrek: Other.
If you want a real biography, then go to: http://www.fictionpress.com/~icklehelena, and read 'Requiem'

is also quite informative, and much funnier.

See also The Harry Potter Guide to Christ Church (

I am working on my fic, honest! Quidditch Through the Ages is nearly finished. I'm still working on my Snape/McGonagall fic Poison which will tie into my epic Morsmordre, which also ties into Year of the Dragon (if those two don't get combined together, which they might), which is why none of them have been posted yet because I'm afraid of contradicting myself and not being able to work out how to undo it! I'm also working on a fic about Fred and George's adventures in their first and second year (actually two fics, Double Trouble and Trouble Sqaured), which will probably be posted before anything else since I don't have to worry about continuity errors...

If that's not complicated enough, I'm also busy applying for a PhD. Perhaps it's part of the screening process - you get the funding if you can actually work out how to apply...

For anyone who wants to know, here are the chapter quotes for the rest of Year of the Dragon ( They give a little away...

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Malfoy finds Jesus by herringprincess reviews
NOW COMPLETE An evangelical Christian preacher in Hogsmeade befriends Draco Malfoy. Contains jokes, smiting, and slash. What more could you want?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,347 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Order of the Phoenix The Musical by Indigo Ziona reviews
PG because your parents will have heard of the songs! I revamp some classic rock and disco hits as well as the occasional Disney song for the musical version of Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 12/8/2003
Docet Minervam by The Reel Lifer reviews
Set during Harry's second year: McGonagall, Lockhart, and Snape in the staff room. Is Lockhart, for once, not completely oblivious? (Probably not.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Severus S.
Lord of the Sleaze by Cityscape reviews
Drugs! Prostitution! Drunkeness! Need I say more? The much delayed final installment - The Departure of Boromir's Liver
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2002 - Published: 2/19/2002
The Driving Menace by Lady Alyssa reviews
Anakin and Obi-Wan give Yoda a lift. Episode 2 fic, but no spoilers
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/25/2002
Stranger by the Day by Veruka and Faith Accompli reviews
A mysterious magic transforms all of the adults at Hogwarts into their fifteen-year-old selves. Can four unlikely and rather inept heroes right this wrong? Updated: Band of Buggered become bewitched, Beetled and bewildered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,314 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/13/2002 - Published: 4/3/2002 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the OFSTED inspection by Ravenclaw's Graduate reviews
In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry is faced with an evil greater than any he has seen before, an evil so huge that all wizards, whatever their loyalties, must band together to survive it... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,738 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2002 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Complete
Emerald & Ebony by Urbandruid reviews
Severus Snape has reprised his role as a spy amongst the Death Eaters, passing information to his colleagues at great personal risk. One of those colleagues is Minerva McGonagall, Snape's oldest friend, who is perhaps dearer to him than she yet knows...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,076 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2002 - Minerva M., Severus S. - Complete
Staff Development Meeting in Hogsmeade by Shadowed Heart reviews
Caution: sheer and utter crazy insanity inside . . . beware! r/r
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2001
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Year of the Dragon reviews
This is the end... but how do we get to here? ;-) Prologue
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Draco M., Severus S.
Quidditch Through The Ages reviews
Charity staff vs student Quidditch match at Hogwarts. Did you know there are 700 known fouls? The staff do. All bets are on... 4 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Harry P.
What is assimilation? reviews
An alternative version of a very Trekkie essay title I was set last week. Please R&R!
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/21/2002
Everything I should despise reviews
Thoughts of two HP chracters on why they just can't hate each other...Reviews appreciated :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6/1/2002