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Well my name is Dalia but most my friends call me D. I have brown hair and brown eyes. I'm 17 years old and I live in Manitoba with my perents and myyounger brother, I love the twilight saga.

Jealouse Edward pics:
http://www.polyvore.com/jealous_edward/collection?id=326778

You have been diagnosed
with Obsessive Cullen
Disorder put this on your
profile if you have it too.

I love: animals

Fave sports:

Soccer

Volleyball

tenis

baseball

dance (yes it is so a sport)

swimming

track.

I'm also on a soccer and a swim team.

I love music I have a good voice -I guess-

I also love to draw usualy listening to music lol

My fave wolf: Seth

Fave vamp: Emmett

Fave humen: Angala (after Bella is turned into a vamp)

Fave half vamp half humen: Renesmee

Fave quot's: " You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster? " -Bella Cullen BD.

"Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV."- Jacob Black E.

"Maybe you should take off, Jake" "Your funeral" -Charlie Swan E.

"Dad, dont you have a baseball bat somewhere in your room? I want to borrow it for a minute" -Bella Swan E.

Fave book: Braking Dawn

Least fave book: New Moon ('cas Edward left-jerk-)


I'M TEAM: EDWARD
BUT TAYLOR IS SOOO MUCH HOTTER THEN ROB LOL

(\)_(/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

Thats so adorable!!

THINGS TO DO AT THE MALL

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"

17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

18. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

1) Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC , i-pod on shuffle
2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4) Put any comments in parentheses after the song name
5) Put it in your profile!

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?
Want You Back - Cher Lloyd

2. What is the first thing you say in the morning?
Iris - The Wanted

3. Your teacher is...
Lose My mind - The Wanted

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Grow A Pear - Ke$ha

5. How would you describe your next door neighbours?
Kiss Me - New Found Glory ( ummmmmm welll the guys is kinda cute...)

6. What would your best friend say about you?
Celebrity Status - Marians Trench

7. How do you feel right now?
Magic - One Direction

8. What's on your bedside table right now?
Lightning - The Wanted

9. What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Stay Stay Stay - Taylor Swift

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...
Come Back... Be Here - Taylor Swift

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Memories - Panic! At The Disco

12. If you had to write a Twilight FanFiction right now, what would the title be?
Always Be Together - Little Mix

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be...
Gotta Keep Smiling - Scouting For Girls

14. Your life's theme song is...
Heart Attack - One Direction

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Heart Attack - Demi Lovato

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
Its Not Over - Secondhand Serenade (cover)

17. Your motto is...
You Found Me - The Fray

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...
Let Me Love You - The Wanted (cover)

19. Whad did you dream about last night?
Unsaid - The Fray

20. Any last words?
I Look So Good (Without You) - Jessie James


There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.I

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (Fraternal twin...freaky!)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the few people who would answer "Well, it all started at a very young age..."

If you've ever wondered what you're like in another demension, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone(many people) who should be run over by a bus and/ or train, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

LoL I got this idea from somebody's profile so I'm gonna put it here. Really funny.

Name 10 Twilight characters in a random order.

1.Bella Cullen
2.Rosalie Hale
3.Alice Cullen
4.Esme Cullen
5.Renesmee Cullen
6.Edward Cullen
7.Emmett Cullen
8.Jasper Hale
9.Carlisle Cullen
10.Jacob Black

1. Haveyou read a five/ten fic before?

Yes I have

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

No I do not find Alice attractive in any way

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Edward did get Bella pregnant!! duh!!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

mmm fics bout Carlisle ya but they were strange

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Rose and Emmett are 2gether

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

4/9 Carlisele and Esme r MARRIED get it through ur thick skul!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Emmett is the one for joking but there is nothing secret about Alice and Jasper.

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Edward and rosalie...

From the very beginig Edward did see Rosali as a mate. This is a fic about how they felt and what they thought. Also whay did Edward look at her in a strange way ??

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Esme and Jacob!? No. Thats just wrong. I don't even have a response to that.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hmm it depends on who's comforting who. Bella and Renesmee?? idk Love Hurts??

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Esme try to seduce Bella? Hmm, that could be funny.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Emmett and Carlise!! not even gonna respond!

Edward Cullen: sexier than you since 1901

Jasper Hale: smoother than you since 1843

Rosalie Hale: prettier than you since 1915

Alice Cullen: quirkier than you since 1901

Emmett Cullen: stronger than you since 1915

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a 'suggestion')

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

THINGS TO DO AT THE MALL

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and clean your teeth.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

16. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow, bitch!"

17. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.

18. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

You know your obsesed with Twilight if...

1. Whenever your in a difficult situation you think to yourself "What would Edward do?" then think "Go to Italy" and then laugh to yourself.
2. Sometimes you think the Volturri are watching you.
3. Sometimes you think it's cool that the Volturi are watching you.
4. Whenever you make an accurate prediction you think "Ohhh I'm just like Alice!"
5. You no longer make blond jokes from fear of hurting Jasper, Rosalie, or Carlisle's feelings.
6. Whenever someone makes an innuendo you think of Emmett.
7. Whenever your moody you think "Jasper's here! I can sense him"
8. Whenever somebody mentions pillows or feathers you giggle randomly.
9. Whenever you get a paper cut you think "Wow... this is what caused all the torment in New Moon... Wow overeacting much?"
10. Whenever you see twins you think "there lucky they weren't burned at the stake...poor Jane, and Alec...well at least their sadistically cool"
11. You spend every available moment on the computer reading or writing fanfictions.
13. Instead of saying "Run Forest Run" whenever you see someone running you put on a thick southern accident and say "Run Jaspar Run!"
14. Sometimes whenever you have embarrasing thoughts you worry theirs a mind-reading vamp around to hear them.
15. Everytime you see a Volvo you scream "Edward come back to me!"
16. Your life-long dream is to be a vampire.
17. And then move to Forks.
18. Whenever you hear dogs howling you think "the wolves are calling to me!"
19. Whenever someone asks you to do something you mumbled "Sure, sure"
20. Your totaly gonna re-post this to show your love of Twilight!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their butts!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it can't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "SHIT! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
(So...why then have we all been submitted to spelling tests our whole lives? Ponder THAT a while.)

1. When you are sad -- I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well. Again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at you.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If people think you are mentally insane...you know the drill.

Bella Swan: luckier than you will ever be.

Dear Mommy,

I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus' lap. He loves me and
cries with me; for my heart has been broken. I so wanted to be
your little girl.

I don't quite understand what has happened. I was so excited
when I began realizing my existance. I was in a dark, yet
comfortable place. I saw I had fingers and toes. I was pretty
far along in my developing, yet not near ready to leave my
surroundings. I spent most of my time thinking or sleeping.

Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between
you and me. Sometimes I heard you crying and I cried with
you.Sometimes you would yell or scream, then cry. I heard
Daddy yelling back. I was sad, and hoped you would be better
soon. I wondered why you cried so much.

One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I
couldn't imagine why you were so unhappy. That same day,
the most horrible thing happened. A very mean monster came
into that warm, comfortable place I was in. I was so scared, I
began screaming, but you never once tried to help me. Maybe
you never heard me. The monster got closer and closer as I
was screaming and screaming,"Mommy, Mommy, help me
please; Mommy, help me."

Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I
thought I couldn't anymore.Then the monster started ripping
my arm off. It hurt so bad; the pain I can never explain. It
didn't stop. Oh, how I begged it to stop. I screamed in horror
as it ripped my leg off. Though I was in such complete pain, I
was dying. I knew I would never see your face or hear you
say how much you love me.

I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans
to make you happy. Now I couldn't; all my dreams were
shattered. Though I was in utter pain and horror, I felt the pain
of my heart breaking, above all. I wanted more than anything
to be your daughter. No use now, for I was dying a painful
death. I could only imagine the terrible things that they had
done to you.

I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I
didn't know the words you could understand. And soon, I no
longer had the breath to say them; I was dead.I felt myself
rising. I was being carried by a huge angel into a big beautiful
place. I was still crying, but the physical pain was gone.

The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He
loved me, and He was my Father. Then I was happy. I asked
Him what the thing was that killed me. He answered,
"Abortion. I am sorry, my child; for I know how it feels." I
don't know what abortion is; I guess that's the name of the
monster.

I'm writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I
wanted to be your little girl. I tried very hard to live. I wanted
to live. I had the will, but I couldn't; the monster was too
powerful. It sucked my arm and legs off and finally got all of
me. It was impossible to live. I just wanted you to know I
tried to stay with you. I didn't want to die.

Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster.
Mommy, I love you and I would hate for you to go through
the kind of pain I did. Please be careful.

Love,


Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all the
way to
the top

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

- I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
- I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
- I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
- We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
- I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
- I am the foster-child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
- I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that put me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
- I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating from high-school. It was just too much to bear.
- We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
- I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
- I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
- I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
- I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
- I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
- I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.
- I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
- I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always have to deal with society hating me.
- I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
- I am the person who has to hide what this world needs the most; love.
- I am the son who is afraid of telling his loving, Christian parents I love another male.

PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO END IT.


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Maybe Something More by Bookworm143 reviews
Charlie is tired of dealing with Bella's troublemaking additude. When she is sent to Boot Camp will she learn to behave? And what happenes when she meets the camp's prime trouble makers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,398 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 22h ago - Published: 5/16/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Vise Versa by Miss Yellow reviews
What would have happened if Bella had been a vampire first? Vampire Bella and Human Edward meet in Biology.. Do sparks fly? Find out and read... Go on, you know you want to. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,752 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dear Bella Swan, you're Playing with the Big Boys by Dobber17 reviews
All Human. One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker. The result of that: Bella makes the football team. The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 99,377 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4526 - Favs: 2,402 - Follows: 2,211 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Just Like You by Twi-Nerd18 reviews
Bella Swan is a teen sensation named Izzy Dwyer. Since her family moved to LA she's been homeschooled. Now that they have decided to move to another small town named Forks, her and her brother Jasper deal with their senior year at a real highschool. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,566 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Enemies with Benefits by trustxbelieve reviews
It wasn't supposed to happen like this, we weren't supposed to get attached. The rules were simple. This was supposed to be easy. Who would have thought this flawless plan would end up with a broken heart?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,352 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 6/21/2009 - [Bella, Edward] Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
My Life Would Suck Without You by Neurotika reviews
Bella Swan and Edward Cullen are best friends. They were born on the same day, in the same hospital and for the first few hours of their lives, their families shared a room. This story follows Bella and Edward as they grow up and their lives change. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
Queen Bella by The LIfe of Me- TLM reviews
Edward and Bella are step siblings... Bella was living with her mom now she is back in Forks and going to show Edward who really runs Forks but will living in the same house help Edward melt her heart of ice and will she realize it before it's too late?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Date a Cullen by darlin.i.love.you reviews
Alice, Rosalie, and Bella get themselves into some drama filled excitement when they decide to join a compeition to try to win the hearts of three bachelors, Jasper, Emmett, and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 63,811 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010
Finally Falling In Love by xxblood.of.the.black.rosee reviews
Bella, Rosalie and Alice are sisters and are going to attend a new school. Edward, Emmett and Jasper are the schools biggest players. Can the boys win the girls' hearts? Why are the girls playing hard to get? Being Re-written
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,108 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sassy Spencer by AkiAkiChan reviews
The team spends time in Vegas. Spencer sees someone from high school and shuts them DOWN. Rated T to be safe.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
All human. Bella and Edward are friends and they go to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks and Bella is sharing a hotel room with Edward, Mike and Tyler. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealously, and Bella and Edward get closer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 1,259 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Technicolor by UntouchableHybrids reviews
Girl has crush on best friend. Best friend has crush on the popular girl. Girl's heart breaks. It's classic high school drama. How far will Bella go to get the attention of Edward, when he has his eyes on someone else?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,159 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Loves and Lies of Forks High by Forever in Your Heart reviews
Jasper, Bella and Rosalie had the perfect life until Emmett, Alice and Edward showed up and fliped their world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,474 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5634 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crossed Lives by FerLover reviews
Renesmee is the girl everyone wishes to be, she has beauty, money, popularity, and the perfect boyfriend. But when she finds out her family's secret she only wishes for her life to be normal again, but normal is not exactly what's in store for her. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
A change of heart by Orelina aka. ME reviews
When bella goes to bordingschool and meets womaniser edward cullen, whats starts out as a plan to overthrow him, quickly turns to a race for survival, from none other than James.AH normal pairings. OOC for a short time. Happy Ending...haha, NOT! well mayB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,079 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Roommates Forever by xxblood.of.the.black.rosee reviews
Bella moves into an apartment building with her two best friends Alice and Rosalie. They form a friendship with three brothers down the hall. Will that friendship turn into something more? Read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,880 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take It Or Leave It by twilightfanswanted reviews
Bella totally despises Edward. When Edward trys to get her to date his friend, will it bring them closer, or make her hate him more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,437 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Renesmee's Choice by MadeByRF reviews
After BD. Renesmee's old enough to go to school. But one sunny day when the rest of the Cullen's has to stay home, she meets a boy and falls in love. Neither Edward nor Jake approves of this new blooming relationship. What will she do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Betrayed by mizzxmay reviews
B&A are BFF, E&J are also BFF, EM&R are the GOLDEN COUPLE. E&J are Mr.Hotshots. B&A secretely admire them but wont admit it. The guys doesnt seem to notice them but everything changes this year. Whether for good or bad, you'll have to read on and find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,858 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Head in the clouds by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Bella has had a tragic past and it affects her daily life by the nightmares that haunt her. When she moves to Forks she meets a lifeline, Edward. Too bad Edward has a girlfriend though. Not your typical I'm-in-love-with-my-best-friend story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,834 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Undercover at Forks High School by Dravvin Rayne reviews
Edward, Emmett, and Jasper have to return to high school as undercover FBI agents to find the true history behind Forks new high school principal, Principal Greene.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,927 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Edward - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4753 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Know Your Different by SerenaCarter reviews
********Bella being the hot, coordinated and confident new girl becomes everyone's center of interest when she arrives in Orange County. Friends are made, so are enemies, and Edward has his player sights set on her. AH*********
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friends Forever by xoxomissashleyxoxo reviews
So edward and bella have been friends since they were little. This is all about them growing up and what they do. Starts when they are five. Should give it a try. rated T for later chaps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mr Smith by MadeByRF reviews
Bella's Worst nightmare has come to reality. Her teacher, Mr. Smith, has decided that her class is going on a camping trip. And the new kid, Edward Cullen is acting like they know each other. Did they? Human, slightly OOC, R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,635 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Year by xoxomissashleyxoxo reviews
So Bella has had a crush on Edward since 7th grade. This is her senior year and she is determined to get him to like her and will do it be any means nesassary. It's better that it sounds I hope! please RxR Rated T for later
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
No Way by TwiHard24 reviews
Ah! The monkey stole my bananas!""Don't let the squirrel touch my nuts!""My wand! I thought Esme threw it away after I tried to shove it down Jasper's throat!" The Cullen's are back to school. Can Bella resist helping Emmett with his pranking? Hilarious!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,740 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Emmett, Bella
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2111 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jonas High by TwilightFanpire4ev reviews
3 amazingly beautiful sisters move to California where they attend Jonas High. They have everything they could have asked for, but what happens when they meet the Cullen Brothers? Also known as Jonas High's biggest players.Drama,romance,and lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 64,651 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kids Say the Darndest Things by Scar24 reviews
AU/AH "It's okay Edward, Mommy doesn't love Daddy anymore. I think she loves you." I just stared at Hannah as Edward grinned smugly. "Um, Rose let me call you back," I said looking into his hypnotizing green eyes. Oh, what have I gotten myself into?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,289 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Chill Out by Shirley B reviews
Sam is an only child who lives in a small town. Her dad comes home from work and brings an actor Taylor Lautner with him. He's a jerk and Sam can't stand him. He has to stay with them for the whole summer. What will happen?
Crossover - Twilight & Princess Protection Program - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,017 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009
SurFer bOi by Artemis MH Cullen reviews
Bella is a 1/4 albino surfer from Hawaii. Edward is a skater in Forks. What happens when Bella is froced to go and live with the Cullens? And when somethin comes up, will she stay with her new bffs or will she go back home?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,246 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Model Runner by Artemis MH Cullen reviews
Bella is a model. Edward is a track star destined for the Olympics. What happens when they meet each other in an advertisement? Will sparks fly? Or will Bella's enemy steal Edward away.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
What are players for? by JessLovesTheGreen reviews
Edward is the schools biggest player and Bella is the misunderstood teenager but what happens when Alice gives Bella a makeover and Edward wants Bella? Drama there will be :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,212 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Becomes Attainable by BrownEyeddGirl reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since birth. They've been though everything together, but once one confesses their love, will their friendship be able to handle the transition? Or will the dramas of a relationship be too much? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 201,483 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever Young by IsabellClair reviews
This takes place right after Breaking Dawn. I'm trying to stay as close to the books as I can, but throwing in some of my own twists. Please read and review! I will keep writing as long as you keep reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 106,603 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Carlisle's little girls by Bri1224 reviews
Carlisle has 2 birth daughters. They have abusive boyfriends who only love them for their money. What will happen when 2 new kids come to school and Figure out the girls abusive past? Rated T for abusive scences and language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 35,919 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
Scratch an Itch by princessjag reviews
Bella finally acts on her crush for her best friend's older brother
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Wrong again by JessLovesTheGreen reviews
Bella has moved to a new school and Edward likes her but bella dosen't like Edward so what will he do? THERE WIILL BE DRAMA AND I MEAN LOTS OF IT. : All the usaull pairings. Frist fan-fic :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
I love him, I love him not by D is for Dynamite reviews
I put on my mask as soon as I enter the door. Yea, Welcome to boarding school Bella. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
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In The End, We Did Everything Right reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since they were 2 years old. She's had a terrible crush on him since forever, but he wasn't into relationships because he was trying to get into medical school. What can a girl do? So, they were friends with benefits. What could go wrong, right? Turns out the answer is a lot, a lot can go wrong. Like a baby. RATED M FOR A REASON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/11 - Bella, Edward
Always There for Me reviews
ONESHOT So, this was originally an essay- story type thing that I had to do for English a while back and I thought that it would be fun to change it to have the twilight characters in it. Originally it was supposed Vikings in Scotland, however I had to change some stuff to help it makes sense in the Twilight universe.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Jealous Edward reviews
Bella and Edwares are best friends. Bella is a total girly girl and dating a guy named Austin. It is when Austin leavs on a vacation with his family that Bella starts falling for Edward but you cant always get what you want.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Secretly in love reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends since they were 7 and they loved each other for years but they wount tell each other. DRAMA all human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Truth Or Dare with Nessie reviews
I know that there are a bunch but please read: Bella is a vamp Nessie is 18 Emmett is being supid and Edward is about to kill Jacob. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009