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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Where it all began...

Oh yes...I remember it all so well, Edward Cullen, my first love. I met him while living in the pages of the book Twilight.

We had quite a hot and heavy encounter. He dazzled me like no other, until I came across a certain badass Viking vampire by the name of Eric Northman...sigh

What's a girl to do? My bond to Eric is so deep...it's like I can feel him even when he's not with me.

It's crazy but true. I'm in love with two men. I've fallen for so many different Edward's and Eric's I can hardly remember them all.

Let's see one was nerdy, another was an arrogent but Beautiful Bastard, there was a doctor, a Professor, even a priest for heaven's sake. I'm downright shameless.

Oh and I should confess...I have been a nanny, a virgin -quite often actually, a stripper, a teacher, a yoga instructor, a personal assistant -steamy memories there...phew.

Uh...where was I? Oh never mind you get the point. I get around. So now I have embarked into the world of writing fanfic.

My good friend TheRani1981 opened the world of writing to me and I will be forever grateful to her for it.

Edroar the Angry Lion is my first solo fanfic. It's a tale that truly has a mind of it's own. I just couldn't get this Edward out of my head. He's a TYRANT!


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The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4620 - Favs: 3,551 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 12/12/2023 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 155,684 - Reviews: 6237 - Favs: 11,385 - Follows: 3,663 - Updated: 4/3/2021 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 19633 - Favs: 6,401 - Follows: 4,376 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9240 - Favs: 6,974 - Follows: 3,802 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Sorry! This story has been removed from this site. Please see my bio for more info!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 1,189 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Work of Art by abstract way reviews
Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 6425 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15188 - Favs: 8,447 - Follows: 7,147 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fill My Little World by Hongkongphooey reviews
After two disastrous relationships Bella Swan swore off men forever and threw herself into her work. Until one day she agreed to do a favour for a friend. Her quiet world is about to be turned upside down. AH set in England
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 121,649 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 3054 - Favs: 4,070 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Perfect Match by HappyMess reviews
Bella Swan never considered online dating. After all, she was only twenty-one. But after too many glasses of wine, her best friend convinces her otherwise. AH. Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,180 - Reviews: 4106 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 3,087 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20614 - Favs: 14,575 - Follows: 5,860 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Air by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella meet at a summer barbeque. A story about - what else - falling for someone, hard. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,233 - Reviews: 3759 - Favs: 4,141 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Topsy-Turvy by TheFicChick reviews
"I just…these could be the last three minutes, you know? Like, the last three minutes before…things are different."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,247 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 13032 - Favs: 7,500 - Follows: 6,220 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4979 - Favs: 1,540 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 11143 - Favs: 5,990 - Follows: 6,082 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Whatever Comes Next by HappyMess reviews
A year ago, Isabella Swan was new at school and instantly gained acceptance. Unfortunately, a certain bronze haired new kid isn't so lucky. Hidden friendships slowly build and blossom into more. Will it be social suicide?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,866 - Reviews: 986 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11455 - Favs: 4,409 - Follows: 3,617 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Push Kush by KStewsBrownSugr reviews
Bella has trouble with her monthly visitor. What happens when she realizes The Cullens are up to no good with her cure. O/S. CRACKFIC at its best. Human Bella. Vampire Cullens. Minor drug use. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Days by purelyamuse reviews
Bella meets Masen at the local skate park. He's a quiet, mysterious loner. She wants to help him, love him even. Will he let her? Or will he skate away like he always does? AH. 3rd Place Winner in the Boys on Boards contest! Now an EXPANDED multi-chap!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,922 - Reviews: 2904 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teacher of the Year by DH78 reviews
When Bella has a chance encounter with a sexy stranger, she never believes she'll see him again. Fate however, has a sense of humor. AH/ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,079 - Reviews: 3165 - Favs: 3,905 - Follows: 2,852 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Unlikely Meeting by giselle-lx reviews
April Fool! Full title: The Unlikely Meeting of Edwistian Greysen and Anabella Stolen, a Parody.
Crossover - Twilight & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Complete
Down by HappyMess reviews
Bella Swan floats through life, unfeeling. Edward Cullen doesn't want to feel at all. When their paths cross and their lives begin to intertwine, how will it alter their journey? Short chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 100 - Words: 34,299 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 2,560 - Follows: 1,161 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
HELLO KITTY by KStewsBrownSugr reviews
Here Kitty Kitty. Hungover Edward and his dirty male mind get him and his "Amigo" into trouble. No Zombies, Hookers, Vegetables, or Farm Animals were hurt while writing. M for language, Adult situations. O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3631 - Favs: 3,169 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Class Act by SexyLexiCullen reviews
Bella's English teacher, Mr. Cullen, can't stop looking at her like she's something to eat. She's cooking up quite the meal for him. Little does he know, revenge is a dish best served cold. But what if she has the recipe wrong? E/B. Canon couples. Drabble
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 30,765 - Reviews: 3625 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirt Roads by winehoes reviews
Trucker hats, possums, and dirt roads. Shenanigans ensue. Is there really less trouble in the country, or are the kids just better at not getting caught? ExB, AH. Story contains mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,850 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,455 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 3,877 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Phoenix by KiyaRaven reviews
Every day he passes and I let him, knowing that everything's wrong; wanting so much to fix it but scared to try. Sometimes doing nothing is the worst form of cowardice, and right now, he needs me to be brave. Winner - Anonymous Angst Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,201 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 253 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by LyricalKris reviews
Edward's fall from grace destroyed not only his life, but the lives of those he loved the most. When he passes out teetering on the edge of total destruction and wakes up 17 again, how many times will he have to repeat the same day to set things right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,627 - Reviews: 2809 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 2,415 - Follows: 859 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11871 - Favs: 10,649 - Follows: 6,944 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,622 - Follows: 1,593 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mysterious Case of the Blackbird Rorschach by johnnyboy7 reviews
After finding himself under arrest and in the worst of situations, Edward Masen's life suddenly spirals out of order. He is sentenced to spend his time at Windemere where nothing is as it seems.OCC, rated M for content, language, graphic scenes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 149,763 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Beautiful Girl by EZRocksAngel reviews
Edward meets a beautiful girl. For the Boys on Boards Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 168 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23349 - Favs: 16,556 - Follows: 11,142 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4693 - Favs: 9,054 - Follows: 4,709 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10681 - Favs: 5,415 - Follows: 3,054 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 2,372 - Follows: 603 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8860 - Favs: 9,057 - Follows: 3,456 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14691 - Favs: 8,459 - Follows: 5,557 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12998 - Favs: 12,027 - Follows: 5,021 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love is but a Memory by Domysticated reviews
You were gorgeous, mysterious, haunted. I wanted to save you; I wanted to give you something you would take with you forever. I didn't know I was giving you my life. Written for the Pick a Pic challenge, now extended.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,370 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10430 - Favs: 7,041 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Young Pilgrims by ineedyoursway reviews
Bella lives a life without passion. Passion is the only thing Edward has.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,199 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Deeper into Temptation by Smartmouth62 reviews
Twenty yr old Bella is happy doing what she loves most, dancing and cooking, she's had heartbreak and is now content being on her own. Why won't thirty-three yr old Edward,who wants her for his mistress, take no for an answer? Lots of lemons and tears.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,824 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Irreconcilable Differences by AnonyCullen reviews
Welcome to the city of Miami. Where the days are hot & the nights are even hotter. The city where money buys you everything. Where the divorce rate is high, silicone is a necessity & sex is a game. Let's Play. collaboration with AnonySwan
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,507 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sessions by Rochelle Allison reviews
sparks, serenades, sexy smiles...sessions.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,722 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by astilbe13 reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with twistedcoincidence AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 132,587 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Studybuddies by scribeninja reviews
In college, Eric is a nerdy virgin and meets Sookie in the library. He's shy and adorkable, and likes Sookie, who is looking for some happiness herself. AH-OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,423 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14662 - Favs: 17,786 - Follows: 9,039 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Study by littlesecret84 reviews
Bella's dreams have a way of coming true. But what will she do when the man she dreams of appears in her life as a boy who is less than ideal? Will finding him mean losing her BFF, Jane? Does knowing the future change the present? Rated M for adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 142,197 - Reviews: 7743 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6741 - Favs: 6,315 - Follows: 3,058 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 2,529 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,615 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With or Without You by Rochelle Allison reviews
Edward and Bella were once high school sweethearts. Years later, their lives converge unexpectedly, forcing Bella to deal with and accept things she's long since tried to move past. This story started with "Trampoline", once a WitFit prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,697 - Reviews: 4337 - Favs: 3,263 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 5059 - Favs: 7,334 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4750 - Favs: 6,366 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5443 - Favs: 7,480 - Follows: 3,551 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Curtains by Rochelle Allison reviews
Sometimes, no matter how much you love someone, they won't love you back. Or maybe they just can't... right now. This is the WitFit plot "Curtains", novella-style.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,167 - Reviews: 1833 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2773 - Favs: 4,212 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Table For One by Lawn Girl reviews
Sookie is a waitress an at upscale restaurant. Eric is one of her regular customers, who barely talks to her. What happens when they slowly start to get to know each other? AH/AU Rated M for language and lemons!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,366 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Death Eatin' A Cracker by misscyn reviews
Sookie gets a career opportunity she can't refuse.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 233,361 - Reviews: 3125 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Tense & Release by Lawn Girl reviews
Eric Northman is a stubborn, hardworking bar owner whose physician gives him an unusual prescription for a back injury: yoga. Will his new yoga instructor, Sookie Stackhouse, be just what the doctor ordered? AH/AU. Rated M for language and lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,637 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 2,779 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market by Miss Construed reviews
Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 2,124 - Follows: 431 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dead on New Years by Missus T reviews
Eric invites Sookie to New Years at Fangtasia and danger and intrigue follow. Will their relationship withstand the vampire politics they're dragged into?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,444 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Darker Desires by MelissaSueD reviews
This story DOES NOT follow the series but does take characters and plot ideas from all of the books. Eric/Sookie and other pairings in the future. Rated M for violence, language, and sexually explicit material in later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,839 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9457 - Favs: 18,212 - Follows: 4,088 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19726 - Favs: 13,062 - Follows: 5,930 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Edroar the Angry Lion reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,287 - Reviews: 5300 - Favs: 4,690 - Follows: 6,160 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
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