vampireisthenewblack
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Joined 07-29-09, id: 2028429, Profile Updated: 04-20-13
Author has written 30 stories for Twilight, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and Harry Potter.

I had a fic yanked from here a while back, so I won't risk uploading anything with mature content. I won't be pulling my older stuff, it'll remain until such time as it gets TOSsed by FFn.

So, that means, of my recent fic (most of 2012 onwards), all that is here is the tame stuff. I'm more of a porn writer, really, so that means there's a whole lot more on AO3. Hie thee hence to AO3 for the smut (and the little bit of original fic I've written over the years).

My AO3 profile is http://archiveofourown.org/users/vampireisthenewblack or archiveofourown DOT org SLASH users SLASH vampireisthenewblack (in case they disable links again).

The yanked fic is Do or Die (For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Fuck or Die. NM AU. Edward/Carlisle. Vampslash. NC-17)Find it here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/295108 or on my AO3 profile at the URL above.

I've disabled PM's. THIS MEANS I CANNOT REPLY TO REVIEWS, SORRY! Feel free to comment on AO3, email me at vampireisthenewblack AT gmail DOT com or hit me up on twitter @vampthenewblack. I have a fic blog, and I'm in the process of archiving all my fic there, as well.

I HAVE NO PLANS TO PULL ANY STORIES OFF THIS SITE.

Update Feb 2013: Not sure if I'll ever finish A Madness Most Discreet. I'm pretty much past writing Twific. As with all my fic, anyone is free to remix (or complete) it. See the Creative Commons note below. Deja Vu is actually complete, the final two chapters just need editing, but I've not found myself in the right frame of mind to do so yet. Hopefully I'll get my shit together and do it at some stage.


I Write Slash.

I swear like a trooper and have a filthy mind. Assume anything you read here to have graphic sex in it. I mostly read and write canon or AU, and pairings that are a little less common. Some of my stuff is a little on the dark side.

I'm a Kiwi and use New Zealand (UK/English) spelling when I write. So that extra u in colour and favourite is supposed to be there, just as 'realise' is not a typo. Kthx :D

Creative Commons

Fanfiction by vampireisthenewblack is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

This means you may share, remix, translate, or create derivative works using my fanfiction, provided you link to me, don't make money off it, and apply the same license to the work created.

TOS Violations, Pulling Fic, and Sharing PDF's

eBook downloads (PDF, Kindle, ePub, etc) are available at my AO3 profile. If you want to share my fic, all the appropriate licenses and attribution is already included in these files, so I prefer you use these rather than make your own PDFs or use Story Master. You are welcome to file share these, however, I have no intention of pulling my fic EVER. If any of my stories are deleted from FFn for TOS violations, they will remain on AO3 (which does allow NC-17/MA rated stories).

Translations

More and To Take Back What is Mine have been translated into Spanish.

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Two Weeks by M. H. Bard reviews
He had two weeks to fix everything, but it's been one hour and he's wondering what will happen if he's not going to be able to fix anything.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,058 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Eli W., Ginn - Complete
Under The Sheets by VerityFrancesB reviews
"You're gonna have to give me something Eli." Matt had said, his voice pitched low and suddenly Eli was stone cold sober, senses heightened, skin tingling where Matt still lay touching him, thinking more clearly than ever before. Matt/Eli
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Lt. M. Scott, Eli W. - Complete
How Things Should Be by Anastasia Kaliska Dyani Malfoy reviews
See' Matt's body told his brain. 'Wishes do come true.'
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Lt. M. Scott, Eli W. - Complete
Letters in the Dust by Steelsheen reviews
Romeo and Juliet fic, Mercutio x Benvolio slash, oneshot. Mercutio looked at the ground. He had been tracing Benvolio’s name in the dust, the same letters over and over and over until they stood out...
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Complete
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Painted Green reviews
None of us knew how powerful he had become. Harry/Draco. Angst. Flashfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Madness Most Discreet reviews
I'm pretty sure Edward Cullen hates my guts. It's the way he looks at me, the way he stares so intensely. If that were the extent of the problem it would be easy to ignore, but it's not. Because I'm pretty sure I'm in love with him. AH E/J Slash NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,231 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Used Up reviews
Xander plays with Angel. Vamp!Xander. Wishverse. NC-17. Slash.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Xander H., Angel
What We Can Be reviews
For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Twincest. Volturi AU, Alec/Jane, het, vampfic, NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Alec, Jane - Complete
The Romantic reviews
I will be punished when Aro finds out what I have lost for him, but I have served him well for centuries, and if I am lucky, I will escape with my life. Alec/Seth, Seth/Edward. Non-con. AU. Slash. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Alec, Seth - Complete
To Take Back What is Mine reviews
I've come to the ancient dungeons beneath Volterra to take back what is mine. Not slash. Edward. Carlisle. Horror. AU. Flash fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Cold Fingers reviews
Both of us were abandoned, jilted by the men we loved. AU, femmeslash. Bella/Leah. Flash fiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Bella, Leah - Complete
Déjà Vu reviews
Say Something Else AU 'For a moment, he's there, and he's real, and it's him. I see it in the way he stands, the way his hair curls behind his ears. He's more beautiful than my memory or an image on paper can do justice.' Slash, Edward/Alec, Edward/Seth
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Edward, Alec
Worth the Wait reviews
I came here out of a desperate need for something different. I expected to feel out of place. I didn't expect to be skipping through the darkened streets of Volterra with a 1500 year old vampire who looked—and acted—like he was fifteen. AU VampSlash NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward, Alec - Complete
Sober reviews
Edward has alienated his friends and neglected his family through his addiction to alcohol. One person still remains who can help him get his life back, but there is a good reason Jasper has hung around this long. AH Slash O/S NO BELLA ALLOWED contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,592 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Quickies reviews
Three under 500 word ficlets first posted in the Quickie Contest. A couple of old things I scavenged from my hard drive and one I wrote especially for the contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Lost Boys reviews
My perfect memory does him no justice. Edward is more beautiful than I remember, but he seems almost wild, in the manner the nomadic vampires often have. "I can't bear it any longer," he whispers. "Their minds are full of depravity. It infects me." Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Brain Freeze reviews
Jake gives Edward a very special gift, and gets something unexpected in return. Flash fiction. Jakeward. AU. Slash. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Little Alec reviews
A Say Something Else extra: Looking back, Edward described their first night together as 'hot sex and then pancakes for breakfast'. This is Alec's account. AH, Slash, NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Alec, Edward - Complete
The Way of Virtue reviews
His outward youth intrigues me, knowing the experience that resides within. Alec was over a thousand years old when I was born to my human life, yet I look at him and see a compellingly beautiful child. Carlisle/Alec. Slash. NC-17. Canon. Warning in A/N.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Carlisle, Alec - Complete
Firelight reviews
The best traditions start with a memorable experience. I'd been a vampire only half a year when it happened, and I thought it would be just us, forever. Sometimes things don't turn out the way we expect. E/C canon slash NC-17. Gift for MySlashyFriend
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Polar Opposites of Joy and Loss reviews
I could see clearly the bite marks on the woman's throat and exposed limbs. Carlisle had altered our existence irrevocably. Canon/AU. Edward/Carlisle. Slash. NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Beautiful Dangerous reviews
He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves. Multi-shot/WIP, E/J, slash, bloodplay, AH, OOC, NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Fire, Blood, Truth reviews
Too young to be changed, but Aro had no choice. When Alec wakes, Aro feeds his bloodlust—then shows him a wholly different kind. Slash, NC-17. Received The Truly Twisted Award in the Beyond the Pale contest. Warnings in A/N, please read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Alec, Aro - Complete
I Did That To Him reviews
Vampire. Werewolf. Their instincts tell them they should hate one another, but a violent attraction that neither of them can control forces them together. Slash, Jacob/Edward, AU, NC-17. Originally a Fics for Nashville fic, then Slash Backslash 2.0 entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Dead Battery reviews
Written for OnTheTurningAway's birthday :D It's the middle of the night, you're in the middle of nowhere and the car won't start. What do you do? AH, E/J, NC-17, slash well, duh .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Disclosure reviews
A SethPOV out-take from Say Something Else, taking place immediately following the end of Chapter 11. Slash, Seth/Edward, NC-17. From Fics for Nashville compilation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Seth, Edward - Complete
More reviews
For three years, it was just Edward and Carlisle. A few select moments carved out of that time. A series in 100 word chapters & a bit of self-indulgence. Canon, slash, E/C.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Key reviews
I got lost in him. I always did. He smelt like cigarette smoke and beer but something else too, something that was always there, and was just him, and I loved it. Alec POV outtake from Say Something Else. Alec/Edward, Slash, AH, NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Alec, Edward - Complete
Marshmallow reviews
Edward gets what's coming to him. Futuretake from Say Something Else. Slash, smut, spanking! Edward/Seth, AH, NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Edward, Seth - Complete
Say Something Else reviews
When he suffers the worst kind of heartbreak, Edward returns home, resigning himself to a lifetime of loneliness. But he had not counted on old friendships and old crushes. Edward is torn between old love and new... Slash, AH, OOC. Mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,091 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Edward, Alec - Complete
Steam in Forty Five Degrees reviews
An exercise in clichés. Bella wants sex, Edward is a prude. Emmett and Jasper give him some brotherly advice. I suck at summaries. E/B. Warnings for smut and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,368 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sanctification reviews
Part of a night in the life of Edward during his 'rebellious' years. Canon Darkward. O/S. Warning: contains a passing reference to rape.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
If Only He Knew reviews
Bella courts danger to hear Edwards voice. AU - alternate future branching from New Moon. Challenge Entry.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Beastly Intervention reviews
How does Edward see himself during the dark years? One-shot, based on challenge. The challenge was a 500 word scene concerning Edward during his rebellious phase.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward - Complete
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