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Um... so about me. Well, i have two dogs, the oldest one is a siberian huskey and she is named Tacoma. The second dog is my baby. She is an austrailian shephard puppy named Cali. I watch a lot of tv so during the week i have a busy scheduel. Sunday is army wives.(besides for being like a soap, the show is actually okay) Monday is House and Lie to me. Tuesday is dancing with the stars, NCIS, and soon American Idol. Wednesday is- well, I don't think anythings on wednesday. I think that's when dancing with the stars is on, American Idol will be on, and so you think you can dance. Thursday is Bones and Fringe. I almost forgot about So you think you can dance. That is also on Thursday. Friday is Numbers, but i dont really watch that. Nothing on Saturday- go figure. Personally, thank god for Dvr, because everything is on at 8. So far it hasn't been a problem, but our dvr only records two shows at a time, and during the recordings you have to be watching one of the shows thats being recorded. So yeah, busy night. Okay, so no offense to dancing with the stars fans, but i would totally be okay if they never aired it again- or at least aired it on a day that so many other shows are on. Seriously. I had to cut our Secret life of the american teenager and cupid because what i like to watch obviously isn't as important as my parents shows! sorry, blowing off steam.

I like to think that im fun and outgoing, but if you asked my new classmates, im sure they wouldn't have much to say. I used to be outgoing, that was when i went to my other school. I've grown up in the church, so obviously, my parents sent me to a privat catholic school. the ones where you grow up with everyone, so if u start going to school there in like 5th or 6th grade, even though people are nice, im sure u never feel at home. You know the ones im talking about. the schools where everybodys parents went to school together. yada, yada, yada. Now im going to a public highschool and all the people there went to elementry and middle school, and junior high together. So for now, im people watching. Ive never been a talkative person, but i guess if u refer to my profile id guess u'd say i bable alot.

Okay, so obviouly i like to read or write. (i like both) I come up with a lot of cool ideas(at least i think so) but i have the attention span of a mustard seed. anyone who knows the bible know that means really really small! sorry for all the religious references, i guess my religion has really affected me. OMG! IM TOTALLY ADHD!! so like i was saying... I do a lot of writing and reading. So far the only fanfic ive written is NCIS, Bones, and Inuyasha. Ive been thinking about Fringe, but i dont think its been a show long enough for me to really grasp the characters and their train of thought. But i think id be good with Walter. were both ADHD!! i actually tried looking for Fringe fanfic, but no offense, it didn't work for me. it sorta appears that no one else has really grasped the characters and their train of thought. i was going to say something else, but it slipped my mind. oh well, it'll probably come to me later. I just wanna thank everyone who's put time into writing a story because that shows how passionate u are.

I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!! okay, so if anyone needs a beta writer im open. im like obsessed with making sure are grammer errors are fixed. looking back now, i wish i sorta wrote more about myself becaus i saw this one profile where this girl wrote(or guy) like 10 pages about themselves and im no where near.

I was just at CMW2's profile.(they have some great stuff) i found all this stuff to copy paste.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (Again, good eating.)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times(They're fun and they have good turkey)
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I like fire so I MUST be a crazy arsonist
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

If you hate stereotypes, copy/paste this into your profile.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

If you're so obsessed by something that you're actually beginning to scare yourself. copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe that the reason the girls always kiss the guys first is that the guys are too scared that they'll be slapped, punched, hit, kicked or mid wiped, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink. copy and paste this in your profile

IF YOU BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING AND/OR ARE A TREEHUGGER. copy and paste this in your profile

If you've heard the song, and have began to sing it randomly, sometimes when it's least appropriate, (F-R-E-E, that spells free, credit report dot com, baby!). copy and paste this in your profile

If you just started singing that song after reading above. copy and paste this in your profile!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! yes! and what if we went around telling ppl that they're too short, and so are therefore disqualified from the human race? copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are obsessed with fan fiction. copy and paste this in your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't copy and paste this in your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Hannah Montana or The Simpsons said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF

If you think it is strange Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN. copy and paste this in your profile!

16 things to do at a WalMart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.( And some cheez its!)

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.(or flip it off)

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"(or air freshener!)

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Re post this if you laughed...

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted WAY too many things in to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you listen to classical music and enjoy it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read to the bottom of this list, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.


Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Life's Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braille on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You can’t be late until you show up.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.

A clever man commits no minor blunders.

Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven’t sent one out.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn’t if you keep reading, you’ll go broke.

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Clever men are good, but they are not the best.

A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Okay, that rip in the time-space continuum was so not my fault...ish.

My voices tell me that your voices are dorks.

Oh! Look, a distraction!

Bring it...fool!

Sometimes, when I hear a song on the radio, I'm like red, green, red, blue, yellow.

Normal is a setting on a dryer.

In case of emergency, break dance.

For sale! My parents: buy one, get one free.

If love is stupid, then I stupid you.

School starts September 9. Resistance is futile.

I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a kitten!

I hope you know that often times, we're the only ones who think each other's funny.

Homework kills trees. Save trees. Don't do homework.

Rawr! It means "I love you" in dinosaur.

Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness...

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

They don't know that we know that they know we know.

I shower naked.

Sometimes, when I say "I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eyes and say "tell the truth"

You'll always be my friend. You know too much.

The voices in my head are fighting again.

Music is my crack.

We are so hot, we make fire stop, drop, and roll.

I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.

"I'm a dinosaur, so, like, 'rawr,' and stuffs"

Let’s go shenaniganizing!

People think I’m crazy, but I’m actually just bored.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless, yet it’s so fun to watch them fall down the stairs…

I find ‘good morning’ a contradiction of terms.

I’m not short. I’m built low to the ground for speed and accuracy.

I’m not short, I’m fun-sized.

You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.

The REAL Christmas miracle was finding three wise men.

Did you know that if you say "Gullible" slowly, it sounds like "green beans?"


I’m not good at empathy. Will you accept sarcasm?

Bad things happen when my friends think…

Holy nonsensical exclamation, batman!

Friends are the ones who cry with you. Best friends are the ones who stand there with a shovel and ask who did it.

Friends are the ones who ask what happened. Best friends are the ones who shout, "SHE’S PISSED! MOVE!"

I’m not as random as you think I SALAD!

Much love,


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The Hidden Strength No Longer by pandora-of-the-south reviews
Part 2...sequel to the story "The Hidden Strength Within" Raped and half marked removed, running from destiny only to be kidnapped, raped repeatedly and pupped which was purified accidentally. What more can the God's child undergo before her strength within is lost to the darkness that threatens to overcome her? Is there anyone to get her back on destiny's path before she is lost?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,814 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Love's Bounded Blood by brandypandyxxx reviews
SEQUEL TO 'BOUND TO LOVE BY BLOOD" Kagome, Sango and Kikyo are pergnant and Sessho is there to see the one he is to love be born. The jewel and Naraku are being put on hold for new life, new lives with new power and growing love, Sesshomaru/Kagome
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,220 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Never Wanted, Never Asked,Never Needed, Never Knew by brandypandyxxx reviews
her parent saved the Lady of the west. Her mate was happy and told the couple that when there baby turned 18 she would be in the court of intended...meaning...she could be his sons mate. who is the son? who is she? what will they think when they find out
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,822 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Dormant Love Will Awaken by brandypandyxxx reviews
Naraku is now Kikyo only had one thing left to do, get Inuyasha. He cant choose so Kikyo puts a sleeping spell on her. The only one who can awaken her is the one she is ment to be. But who is it? Will he find her? Dormant Love Will Awaken.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Passion, Love, Fire & Desire by brandypandyxxx reviews
Lord Inu Tashio is not dead, never was. He come to help fight. But he has his eye on Kagome. But whats this? He tells Sesshomaru to lay his lips onto Kagome & that if he feels nothing he will give him Inuasha's sword, the one he has fought so hard to ge!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Blood Stained by Maddie-san reviews
COMPLETE! After an encounter in the middle of the forest with Sesshomaru, Kagome finds herself put through sshomaru experiences some problem with his beast. Will Sesshomaru remain cold-heart, or can he realize that it isn't such a disgrace after all?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 100 - Words: 633,197 - Reviews: 2263 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 12/9/2009 - [Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.] - Complete
I Dream Of Rain by brandypandyxxx reviews
He was glad it was raining,he could not smell her blood,sweat & tears. All gone but her."What will you do" He ask her holding her arm "Why do you care" She took her arm away. Over time the lighting would showing the truth in thier eyes.Her fire & his love
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,305 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Legends Of The Divine by brandypandyxxx reviews
This is the life & story of Kagome & how her & Sesshomaru came to be togeather.She died of old age he was mad & found away to bring her back in her yourh form, it was then that they fell in love and their story of love is what legends are made of. READ
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
A Rose & Thorn by brandypandyxxx reviews
She loathed him, it was his fault she could not longer go home, his fault Inuyasha chose Kikyo, his fault that she now followed him. He called her a rose, she called him a thorn, they called her a rose, him her thorn, they called it love.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,908 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Desires Of Thy Own by brandypandyxxx reviews
How ironic. When had he started to protect her? Long after the fact that he tried to kill her perhaps. Was it ironic, he loved the miko, the miko loved his brother and his brother loved another miko. READ FIST CHAP, Cant give to much away in summary.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Demon Blood & Sacrifice by brandypandyxxx reviews
No one knew that Kagome was the daughter of Midoriko.Midoriko sealed Kagomes powers & demon blood,turn her human & sent her to the future,Sesshomaru thought the baby born to be his mate was long gone. Soon they will all know, even her. He will awaken her.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 24,952 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Just To Stay by brandypandyxxx reviews
Naraku tricked Inuyasha into going to hell with Kikyo. Sesshomaru leaves Kagome in his home, he is never there.But he returns a mate is need. Kagome is there to help him find one, but what happens he nor her like anyone 4 him? Sesshomaru ask her 2 stay.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Dreams Of Reality:Unblind Power by brandypandyxxx reviews
Naraku meant to turn Kagome & Inuyasha against each other, but when he traps Kagome & Sesshomaru, he gets a better idea! "The demon who hates humans will soon desire one and the miko who is not afraid of demons will be afraid of the one who desires her"
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
For Duty, Power, Honor And Love by brandypandyxxx reviews
Sesshomaru goes forth to claim his birthright,Lord of the West. But this is his last chance. What happens when they want to know where his mate is? Kagome steps in to play the part. But this is not a game...this is about Duty, Power, Honor And even Love.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
The Life Inside by brandypandyxxx reviews
Sesshomaru is in need of a son, tho he his having a hard time finding a female demon.He does find one tho, she just happens to be Kagomes friend. He trys to pup her, she gets preg..but its not his! But wait..shes not the only 1 preg..and it is his!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,762 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sesshōmaru
Bound To Love By Blood by brandypandyxxx reviews
Sesshomaru has a son, of pure blood. No mother. When the demon who is supposed to nurse his pup dies he goes looking for the miko! Everyone is shock, what is Kagome to do with a baby. Why is Sessshoamru watching her, will his pup bring them 2g? REWRITING! NOW!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,685 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Never Like This by fractured-fairytale06 reviews
With just a few words, life as Tony and Ziva knew it ended. Now they have a choice: stick together and run for it, or die trying. TIVA Semi-AU, set immediately before the effects of Aliyah.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,060 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Under A Cherry Blossom Tree by brandypandyxxx reviews
She laid under the cherry blossom tree,the blossoms falling into her blood."Know I am not protecting you, this Sesshomaru has no one to protect nor is in need of such a person" He saved her from her last breath by sinking his fangs into her. MUST READ
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The Taming of the Two: A Tony & Ziva Love Story by rekkidbraka reviews
The ongoing romantic / comedic / angsty adventures of Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David. CHAPTER form. UPDATE: "Loca" - Deeks? Jealous of Tony? NCIS:LA xover. TIVA meets Kensi/Deeks
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 208 - Words: 231,342 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Marine Undercover by Foxtail-Padfoot reviews
Tony and Ziva are married! Sorta... Marines with Middle Eastern wives are being targeted and killed, and when team Gibbs steps up to bat, guess who gets to go undercover? Primarily a casefic, but also romance and humor. Rated T. Tiva, McAbby. Ch14 up!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 48,974 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Fit by moonfaerie326 reviews
Tags to Bounce, slight spoilers - “The Guy did look a lot like you, was a little more fit though.” The words are stuck in his mind, and he doesn’t know exactly how he is supposed to take such words. Ziva helps him to figure it out.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,623 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Making Babies Takes More Than Biology by SuchAGoodGirl reviews
My take on the "Bones want's a baby" scenario. She just has one little problem to overcome first....
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 137,514 - Reviews: 2707 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
To Be by Rose DiVerona reviews
DISCONTINUED. Six months post-Aliyah, Ziva comes back into the lives of the NCIS team. But for how long? What happened to their friend? And what dangers await them all? TIVA, possibly McAbby.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Ill wait for you, forever by The-May-Of-Brianna reviews
everything was going great for Tony and Ziva, they were flirting and she was finally getting ready to tell him how she felt. but then a mystery woman shows up at NCIS one rainy day and his world is changed. forever.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
An Unexpected Assignment by zatl reviews
What happens when our favorite team gets sent off to therapy? This is just a little idea I couldn't help but put onto paper. It's my first fic, so be nice. Major TIVA plus a little McAbby and Jibbs. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,988 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Undercover Engagement by Hizach reviews
It all starts with a movie night and then they have to go undercover as an engaged couple. Totally TIVA. Fluff and smut.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,315 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Silent Surrender by sleeplessinatlanta reviews
Brennan shows up at Booth's house needing only one thing: him. One silent night could never be enough but it's months later and they still find themselves going crazy at night and pretending during the day. How much longer can they keep silent? COMPLETE.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,134 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Deep Cover by GoldenNinde reviews
Going undercover wasn’t a fact, it was an act. An act which put your life in danger, and you did it by lying and cheating and pretending, but it was noble and brave, it helped get the bad guys.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,846 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
Left Out in the Sun by SHFLSHFJAL reviews
NCIS and the Jeffersonian share jurisdiction on the death of a petty officer which Brennan has ties to.Unfortunately,not enough rooms were booked at the local hotel,forcing some of our favorite couples to share a room.BB,Tiva,McAbby,Hodgela,Gibbs/Cam?
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,675 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Ziva D., T. Brennan
Supreme Power: Sealing Your Fate by brandypandyxxx reviews
sesshomaru is mad,he reads is fathers diary that say his mate,inuyasha mother gave him supreme power with her love.Sesshomaru come across kagome,in his maddness he thinks that she could give him power,so he takes her body,nothing,but his fate is seal READ
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,772 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Getting Together by hockeymom reviews
This is my take on how Tony and Ziva could become a couple. Warning: This will be mostly fluff with some smut thrown in to keep it exciting.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,437 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Perfect Star by Meemster reviews
When a distressed Emily knocks on Gillian's door on a Saturday night, how will Gillian handle it? And how will she deal with a very irate Cal who quickly follows?
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,629 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Gillian F., Cal L. - Complete
Dance The Night Away by moonfaerie326 reviews
Ziva's dancing can lead to a whole lot more than anyone had ever expected. But neither Tony or Ziva can say that they didn't enjoy this turn of events.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Miko and the Taiyoukai by SessysGirl219 reviews
Five years after falling into the well, Kagome has finally grown up. She has more control over her powers, and has fallen in love with another. Little does she know, she has left a mark on the formidable Lord of the Western Lands.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 81,547 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
Can I Have A Kiss? by Broadway007 reviews
After one of Ziva's dinner parties, her and Tony's desires come to a head. Simple Tiva fluff.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Waking Up in Vegas by LoryLynn1186 reviews
They can't remember the last 24 hours. That can't be good. Inspired by Katy Perry's song. RATING CHANGE FOR CHAPTER 6!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,128 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Ability to Love Again by Pessimistic Romanticist reviews
While out having drinks, Olivia asks Peter why he came back , when she had to diffuse the bomb with her mind. When a case puts one of their lives in jeopardy, will they admit their real feelings for each other. Boliva pairing, M for violent themes.
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,425 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Olivia D., Peter B. - Complete
The Hidden Strength Within by pandora-of-the-south reviews
It's a family secret that Kagome doesn't know about. It deals with mythology and a certain comet. A mysterious demon sees the occurrence & decides to watch after the female. Can he save her from Naraku in time? Can she heal herself from her experiences? SK Part 1...sequel The Hidden Strength No Longer
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 70,159 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Always Searching by somehowunbroken reviews
Almost as soon as she leaves NCIS, Ziva is captured. What ensues involves pain, betrayal, heartbreak, and searching. Lots of searching.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,542 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
All In The Family by vamp926 reviews
Jethro Gibbs and Anthony DiNozzo are the mob bosses for the local mob in DC. Throw in a new threat, and you've got trouble on your hands. Tiva, McAbby, implied Jibbs. X-over with Bones in later chapters. AU. Rated M.
Crossover - NCIS & Bones - Rated: M - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,021 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, S. Booth
Camp Waterford by Scosh81 reviews
Gibbs team gets sent to Camp Waterford for a week of teambuilding. Tiva and possible McAbby
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,686 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Favorite Mistake's Forever Made by brandypandyxxx reviews
He would live, wait & love her till her time came. Then he would get her back, because they both had forever & their love, would be, like them, forever.ONESHOT He had made a mistake, he had fallen in love with her and it was his favorite mistake.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Too Much by losingsleep20 reviews
Post-Aliyah. Ziva's is finally coming home today, and Tony's a bit restless. One-shot. Tony/Ziva.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
The Power Of Unwanted Love by brandypandyxxx reviews
Inuaysha is some how full demon and bound to kikyo. After being hurt by Inuyasha Kagome end up in the care of Lord sesshomaru, who had not the time for it.While trying to rid himself of her she ends of a demon herself
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,694 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Once for the Money by moonfaerie326 reviews
Seriously? Wasn't one time more than enough?" Tony and Ziva are sent undercover again and Tony isn't sure what to make of it.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
I Hate How Much I Love You by Ms. Teavee reviews
Basically, a story about Ziva's feelings about Tony throughout different stages in their complicated relationship. Starts with the episode, "Family." Enjoy and please review!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Yerida by Andie Rae reviews
Post-Aliyah. Ziva escapes and wants NCIS and Tony to take her back. Season 6 spoilers. TIVA! This fanfic will take you all of the way to the beginning of Season 7. This story doesn't take things slow - it's TIVA TIVA TIVA
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Sense of Direction by angel-death-dealer reviews
There’s a line. They call it The Friends Line. Tony and Ziva face the ultimate challenge: is it possible to live together, raise your child together, and be a family...without falling in love? Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Alternative Medicine by DinozzoFan reviews
23. Ziva invites Tony over for dinner and gets more then she bargins for ;
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Out on the Town: A TIVA Story by CMW2 reviews
Plot bunnies are evil. Thanks to an NCIS marathon and mad TIVA love, here's a new fic to enjoy.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Step Up by Kerrison reviews
Ziva returns from her time with Mossad with a surprising souvenir.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,466 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Never Say Never by C.M. Bones reviews
Neither of them could have anticipated what being partners would imply this time. And neither of them believed that betrayal would ever threaten their partnership. But you know what they say…
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 100,715 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Best kept secret by jade254 reviews
Brennan is pregnant and is facing the ultmate dilemma. Yet when tragedy strikes it seems her choice may have already been made. B&B PLEASE R&R
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,041 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
A Can of Worms by ChryslerHacker reviews
Tony and Ziva are let loose after a hard week of work, to rest and recover. But after Ziva agrees to spend the weekend with Tony at his place, things get interesting, in a more than explosive way... TIVA
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Tony D., Ziva D.
I love you Ziva reviews
She had nothing, but had lost everything. She was no one, yet everytime their fist slammed into her face, a little more of her died inside. she could feel the life draining form her broken body. WARNING: character death
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete