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Joined 07-30-09, id: 2029254, Profile Updated: 01-12-14
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Apparently people still read some of these. Who knew?! lol So I'll leave the popular ones and a couple that are my absolute favorites, since people are asking and loving on my stories. Thanks guys!

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Jesse's Girl by ArcaFeretory reviews
"It's an inner monologue of curses and other assorted expletives coupled with self-derogatory slurs that's been skipping scratchily through her head for the past ten minutes." - AU - Based on the song by Rick Springfield.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28 - Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas by aussiebabe290 reviews
Twelve days of Christmas, twelve days of Beca and Jesse drabbles. Christmas through the years with the aca boy and aca girl Jesse predicted on aca initiation night. COMPLETE.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
This Is It by Lilypad214 reviews
So after the finals, Jesse finally gathers enough courage to ask Beca out on a date. Maybe it doesn't go exactly as planned... Just a little one-shot I wrote. Hope you guys like!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
We'll Fade Out to Whispers by Fanbutnotsopitchperfect reviews
If she's the only person that has to live with the ending to her movie, how does she want it to end? Beca/Jesse drabble/oneshot
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 14949 - Favs: 8,475 - Follows: 8,894 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Storybook Ending by FatPatricia515 reviews
AU Jesse and Beca work at the campus book store will they find their own happy ending?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,525 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
My Fake Husband by BittyAB18 reviews
When all of Beca's possessions are stolen, and Jesse finds out that his work visa is coming to an end, they decide to get married out of convenience. Will their marriage of convenience turn into something more? AU. Loosely based off of The Proposal and ABC Family's My Fake Fiance. Rated M for mature scenes. FINISHED!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,084 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
No Children by chrometurtle reviews
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces. Chapter 20. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,932 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
The Love of a Movie Nerd by becc-gallanter reviews
FORMERLY CALLED "SICK DAY"-Beca and Jesse's relationship has come so far in the months following their kiss at the ICCAs. So what will happen when Jesse's romantic plans are foiled by a sick Beca.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,924 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Jesse, Beca M. - Complete
I Belong With You, You Belong With Me by heartsmash reviews
Companion piece to "You're My Sweetheart." Jesse and Beca are apart for summer and this time around it's Beca's turn to meet the family. Named for another lyric from "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,041 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Background Music by miss.eli reviews
Movies might not be Beca's thing, but it gives her an excuse to hang out with Jesse, even though she'd never admit that to him (heck, she can hardly admit it to herself). Alternate/missing scenes leading up to and after the big ICCA kiss. Slightly OOC.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Junior Year Senior Year by BlackieZ reviews
RATED M: just to be safe. *Part 2 of My Pitch Perfect stories* Follow Beca, Jesse and the gang through JR and SR year at Barden. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or Pitch Perfect.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,742 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Sophomore Year by BlackieZ reviews
RATED M just to be safe. Beca and Jesse have been together since the ICCAs. Jesse is now the leader of the Trebles and Beca is the leader of the Bellas. Follow them through their sophomore year at Barden.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,228 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Crescendo by SiennaSky reviews
She thinks their beginning was actually the beginning of their end. Really though, what kind of couple can have such a Hollywood-worthy beginning and then sustain a normal, functional relationship? Especially if said couple is hoping to do so across a three thousand mile chasm. A surly girl with piercings and tattoos serenading a nerdy film-buff with a 1980s hit song? Come on.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,343 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Making a Moment by monroeslittle reviews
falling in love with him isn't a big, sudden thing.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Jesse, Beca M. - Complete
I Love You by bonechick3 reviews
On the night they are celebrating being together a year, Beca decides it's time to tell Jesse something important. Something she has never told anyone before. (Story much better than the summary.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
One Night by araeo reviews
...in the life of the living dead. Take a peek into the life of this most elusive species – the new parent. Watch as they navigate an extremely rare night out without their offspring. Can they survive a night of misbehaving babysitters, portly cops, and the monotony of married life? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,775 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're My Sweetheart by heartsmash reviews
Jesse meets Dr. Mitchell and Sheila before they take a big step in their relationship. Story title comes from "Ho Hey" by The Lumineers.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 19920 - Favs: 11,225 - Follows: 6,802 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Claiming Hermione by ilke reviews
“This doesn’t change anything, Granger. We’re not friends.” Draco said. “I know.” Hermione sat unmoving, listening to his retreating footfalls. She felt pretty certain that, in fact, it changed everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 118,833 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blood Doesn't Always Make the Bond by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
Bella and family move to NH to escape a tragedy that left her a teen mother. She's not looking for a life beyond being a good mom, but the gang works to show her that there is more to life, friends, and family than blood.AH/C/NC pairs/18&over NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,125 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Love in the Time of Zombies by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
In a world rapidly being overrun by zombies, a group vastly different people converge while learning to live and love amongst the ruins of their old lives.AH Language,violence,gore,humor,lemons. Indie TwiFic Award Nominee! NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,799 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissing Hermione Granger by aviddaydreamer reviews
The first time Draco Malfoy kissed Hermione Granger...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tips Of Brushes, Blades of Arrows by WincestSounds reviews
Peeta's POV, follow this choose your own adventure story of love, loss, and determination. Be in Peeta's mind through the games. I won't stay completely true, gotta mix it up somehow. But it's mature rating is not to be taken lightly. Peeta/Katniss
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,681 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6486 - Favs: 5,603 - Follows: 3,477 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Peeta is Good With His Hands by Twilight Fan Gal reviews
End of Mockingjay. My take on the "You love me, real or not real?" scene. Excerpt: Peeta is good with his hands. I watch them as they knead dough, sketch the faces of people we have loved and lost, carefully decorate cookies for families as they return to District 12...
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Catching Fire Missing Scene by Twilight Fan Gal reviews
So...what did Katniss and Peeta do at the end of their day alone before the Quarter Quell? You know what they did. And here it is. A romantic, realistic story about what might have happened that night.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Winterlong by aviddaydreamer reviews
6 year old Harry encounters a strange man on the streets of London and irrevocably alters the course of his life. How differently would Harry fare with the support and protection of a true family? How far will Lucius go to keep that family together? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,138 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Whole Truth by aviddaydreamer reviews
Due to a well-executed prank, the whole of Gryffindor has been fed veritaserum. Draco's not about to pass up the opportunity to question Hogwart's resident bookworm, but what will she have to say? Rated T for language and suggestions of sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Some Kind of Magical by aviddaydreamer reviews
Draco's found the perfect woman, but he needs his best friend's help to get her. EWE, Fluff, based very loosely on the movie "Some Kind of Wonderful." Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sunday Afternoon by QuickieContest reviews
A perfect moment in time caught on film.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Pure by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Pure: Or, the five times Peeta wasn't. What - or whom - has Peeta done that made him smile so sadly when he told Katniss she was 'pure' in Catching Fire?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Peeta M. - Complete
Have You Noticed He's a Little Off? by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Crack. Season 6, explaination of Cas's behaviour. Someone's stolen his vessel. One shot, Humour, Character resurrection.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Dean W., Castiel
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Words Peeta Only Says at Night by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Their first time was everything that one would think a first sexual encounter between a virginal baker and his huntress would be:
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4662 - Favs: 3,633 - Follows: 3,635 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
The End is the Beginning by spanglemaker9 reviews
Post-Mockingjay/ pre-epilogue. An expansion of Katniss and Peeta rediscovering each other.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
A Brief Glimpse by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel is utterly convinced he can't love anyone, but Sam, so when a strange occurrence at a carnival shows him otherwise, he doesn't know what to do. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,031 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Small Comforts by GabrielaHP reviews
A short Katniss/Peeta scene from Catching Fire during one of the nights when Peeta provides comfort to Katniss in her train compartment.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Our Tree by free4851 reviews
When Bella finds herself engaged to the man she SHOULD want to marry, all she can do is remember the one who got away... AU; all human. Rated M for adult/"heavy" situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 163,463 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remembering First Love by Raven Jadewolfe reviews
What is it about our first true love that enables it to brand itself into our souls for all time? One shot. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Live a Dying Dream by araeo reviews
In a world where Bella doesn't move to Forks at 17, Edward is lonelier than ever. He breaks from the coven and flees to Chicago, where a fate that won't be denied shoves Bella in his path. *3rd Place Judges' choice for the There Will Be Blood contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,342 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
To Be Seen by aviddaydreamer reviews
She needed comfort, validation, just as he did. She needed to be seen, to be wanted just as she was. Draco knew all too well the feeling of being invisible in every way that mattered. DMHG 6th year. Rated M for lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Guilt by aviddaydreamer reviews
The war is over, and the guilty must be punished. Draco awaits his trial, but finds an unexpected ally in a childhood nemesis. Canon compliant until DH Epilogue. Rated M for language and lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,545 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How to Fake a Marriage by hermyandronforevr reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Bravery of Gryffindors by aviddaydreamer reviews
Hermione could feel her orgasm building, curling, stretching tight… "Oh god…Dr—" Draco cut her off with an angry hiss in her ear. "What did you say? What's my name, you filthy girl?" Warning: PWP, language & lemons. NOT noncon or dubcon, I promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 3,354 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rising Phoenix by Bea's Beso reviews
Two years after the Cullen's leave. Bella is facing another heartbreak. Can the unique bond she has with Paul keep her from going back to being a zombie? Why can't they stay away from each other? What will Leah and Sam uncover from forgotten legends?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,242 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Paul
Not Less of Love by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry comes back to eighth year knowing exactly what he wants, and unfortunately for him, so does Draco. Harry finds out about Draco's new side and definitely doesn’t want to help. But it's not really up to him. Veela fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not Usually a Good Thing by cloudyjenn reviews
Five ways Castiel made Dean feel. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,110 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Deadliest Catch by araeo reviews
Edward has a big project to do. Bella's been sentenced to community service. Add in some promiscuous parasites, dusty books, and maple doughnuts, and you get my entry for the AwkWard Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Only Constant by LiterarySpell reviews
A year after the triad marries, they find life together is not exactly simple. Things are still changing--but is it for the better? Draco's feelings for his father are intensifying, and what Lucius wants is complicated, too. HG/DM/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,954 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In Real Life by cloudyjenn reviews
When Sam discovers that his new colleague and his brother are corresponding over the internet, he takes it upon himself to make sure the two of them meet. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Sarah
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
How Castiel Got His Wings Back by cloudyjenn reviews
The last time Dean saw Castiel, he promised Dean he would hold off the attack of archangels. That was four years ago. Now, just when Dean thinks he's been given a second chance, a demon and Castiel's memory loss threaten to keep them apart for good.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Binding by cloudyjenn reviews
Dean and Castiel are together now. Like for real. Which is good until Castiel goes a little crazy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Where Credit is Due by LiterarySpell reviews
Hermione tries to convince Harry to accept his Order of Merlin, but he refuses. HG/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,342 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The One Where Bella Finds Out Edward is a Vampire by tuesdaymidnight reviews
One Shot. There's something about Edward Cullen that makes him different, and Bella Swan is determined to figure it out. A parody of sorts. Rated M for foul language, bad humor and terrible Twilight clichés.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Childhood by cloudyjenn reviews
A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 127 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 104 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Universal Constants by cloudyjenn reviews
Two Kirks for the price of one. Kirk/Bones, Spock/Uhura
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Getting Lucky in Kentucky by cloudyjenn reviews
Wherein sleeping arrangements are awkward, Sam teaches Castiel about picking up girls and Dean finds out what to do with your angel when he’s not really an angel anymore. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,364 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Being Human is Hard by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel becomes human to be with Dean. Problems arise. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Hearts Open at the Close by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry wins the war and loses himself. It’s Draco’s job to heal him, but that might just be impossible. Especially after Harry takes matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Little Grocery Store of Horrors by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Edward is spending his first winter break home from college working at the only grocery store in Forks. Can he keep his big mouth from getting him in trouble? "FML Contest" entry. AU/AH/OOC. Rated M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward - Complete
As Yet Undefined by aviddaydreamer reviews
Harry and Hermione are back at Hogwarts for their 'eighth year', and the whole of Slytherin House is acting strangely, with Draco Malfoy front and center and uncharacteristically quiet. Warning: slash. Rated M for language and lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Patience by aviddaydreamer reviews
True ownership is a complicated thing, but Lucius Malfoy has always been a patient man. Warnings: Slightly dark, or maybe very dark, depending on your perspective, nonviolent, nongraphic non-con--lots of nons there, implied mental instability, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Dark Yet by Malmo722 reviews
It's six years after the zombie takeover and Bella and Edward are making their way North after hearing a mysterious radio transmission offering salvation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,083 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Non Sequitur Interaction by Philyra912 reviews
Sheldon does the dishes, Penny observes, and several comments are made that make a lot of sense, but only to Penny.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Equilibrium by aviddaydreamer reviews
Time is a funny thing. It heals, it changes, it solidifies, it separates. And sometimes, just sometimes, it offers second chances. Canon compliant until epilogue, set in 8th year. Rated M for language and future lemons. HG/SB, HP/GW etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Back to the Blue by Laurielove reviews
Wendy Darling is twenty-one and on the cusp of her life. But she cannot forget the events of her time in Neverland over nine years before, and one person in particular. But that person is not Peter Pan. A STORY FOR GROWN-UPS. M FOR GOOD REASON.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,368 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Wendy D., Captain Hook - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3149 - Favs: 2,687 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Velvet and Silk by CSI Clue reviews
Musings from two points of view
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
The Osculation Definition by Philyra912 reviews
Sheldon gets kissed. Things evolve from there.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,229 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Buttercream Icing by songxbird reviews
Holmes/Watson Bromance. "Holmes," Watson interrupted. "This is hardly the time or the place to discuss the nature of my hygienic routine." Why did Watson stay awake after the duo was thrown in jail? To Holmes, the answer is obvious.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All for a Kiss by Mevv reviews
“Oh, you want to apologise?” Draco smirked. “No, I think I’m going to sue you for sexual harassment,' it was Hermione’s turn to smirk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Amistlemour by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Still Holding Out for You by LunaBelieves reviews
He had refused to let the girls get rid of the jacket when they buried him.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Maybe I could watch you? by radcgg reviews
Pointless Finn/Rachel smut. Yup, that's right. Pointless. Written as a super special birthday gift : .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Not That Snuggly by Daria234 reviews
Dean finally hunts the Snuggles bear from the commercial. Warnings for total CRACK.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Dean W. - Complete
Give Thanks by LunaBelieves reviews
There's no turkey here, but there's something else.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
Beautiful Things Can Come From The Dark by yesterdayschild4 reviews
He finds her, broken and bleeding, and it will change everything. A rape aftermath story told from Draco Malfoy's POV. DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 135,873 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fracture by aviddaydreamer reviews
And she knew. She knew she’d taken something rare and perfect and broken it, and with it, him. Post DH. HG/DM Mention of HG/RW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Our Hermione by Demma Lova reviews
Harry asks Charles Granger a question no father wants asked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Moment of Silence by yesimahuman reviews
Tallahassee knew that this day would come, and when it did, he was prepared to mourn.
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Tallahassee, Columbus - Complete
A New Approach by aviddaydreamer reviews
Draco Malfoy is determined to get under Hermione's skin this year, but she's found a new approach to an old problem that just might change things between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dirty Laundry by keelhaulrose reviews
Alone and suffering in the forest on Christmas, Harry and Hermione steal a moment just for themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Flipside of WiP by araeo reviews
Just what you think it is. Select chapters of Work in Progress from Edward's point of view. AU/AH. Rated M for Sex Hair, dirty words, and excessive use of the Tractor Beam.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,601 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Daddy Loves You by Caseyrocksmore reviews
The food was gone. How could I have left him defenceless?
Zombieland - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Tallahassee - Complete
Never Alone by LaylaBinx reviews
It wasn't an unusual dream, especially nowadays. The dream of being chased but you can never run fast enough to escape the impending horde behind you. Columbus was pretty damn sick of the dream. No pairings, just friendship :D
Zombieland - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Columbus, Tallahassee - Complete
Family by LaylaBinx reviews
This was their family now, their little rag-tag group that had come together by fate and chance." Just a little look at the characters as they progress in their journey :D No pairings, just fluff.
Zombieland - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
Some Things Change by LiterarySpell reviews
Draco Malfoy wants Hermione. Lucius Malfoy wants her, too. What will happen when she doesn’t want to decide, and her magic chooses for her? HG/LM, HG/DM, HG/LM/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,641 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Searchers by BlackHowling77 reviews
By the time they made it anywhere close to a Super Wall-Mart, there was no telling how many Zombies were following them. They'd been looking for Twinkies, what they ended up finding was something more than just some yellow Hostess product. It was Hope.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Columbus, Wichita/Christa - Complete
Basic Biology by emiko150 reviews
When Rachel asks Finn just how he had gotten Quinn pregnant... she learns just how much Finn fails at Biology/Sex Ed. Rated T for safety
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
On the Contrary by snappleducated reviews
In which Luna and Draco find themselves temporarily engaged. Luna does not particularly care. Draco throws a tantrum. Pansy is on the warpath, Hermione is outraged, Ginny is mocking, Ron is amused, and Harry is just horny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The Hunt by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Crackfic. 60-second view into the mind of a killer.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 1,689 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 627 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Game Of Truth or Dare by SexciTibby77 reviews
Draco demands that Hermione entertain him in his drunken stupor one night and they play a little game that causes all kinds of trouble and hilarity. Rated M for language, no sex, sorry guys. Still worth reading. Review please. I loves em.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Head to Head by malfoymaiden reviews
Head duties, planning balls, patrolling, bickering: normal behavior. Kissing in closets, dancing, snogging the DADA teacher, becoming friends: ? It's everyone's favorite Head Boy and Girl! Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,375 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Accidental Magic by margaritama reviews
Trying to stay apart, only pulls you closer together. A Marriage Fic with a twist – a fun experiment in marriage, contrasts and distaste.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8480 - Favs: 13,178 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What If? by DarkRiverTempest reviews
AU. Hermione daydreams about Draco Malfoy... and gets caught by the whole school.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Breaking Bella Outtakes by sixeightshuffle reviews
Alternate POV's from my AU-Human story, Breaking Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,622 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part III by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: BEMUSEMENT, BIRTHDAYS, AND ORCHARDS. Part three in the series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. As always, rated M for a reason! Please do not read if underage!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,265 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part II by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: CURSING, KITCHENS, AND A BIT OF PARCHMENT. Part two in the series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. As before, smutty smutty stuff ahead, so do not read if you're not of age!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part I by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: MOTORCYCLES, WHISKEY, AND KARAOKE. Just part one in what I hope to be a series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. Smutty, smutty fun ahead, do not read if you are not of Muggle age! R&R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Hex and the City by Tierfal reviews
“What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded incredulously. “What the hell are you doing here?” she countered, glad that he couldn’t hear the squeak that had hijacked her voice. A Christmas-themed Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Long Overdue by NoMoreJacksPlz reviews
One-shot. Simon visits Kaylee in her quarters while she's prepping for a pedicure. Kaylee/Simon.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Kaylee, Simon - Complete
The Disadvantages of Sleeping with a Werewolf by sunshinenorcas reviews
Bella discovers that sharing a bed with a werewolf is not the easiest thing in the world. Its not dirty, really
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
A Brother's Love by LoquaciousGirl reviews
He became a Death Eater, to be a spy, to help stop Voldemort, for Sirius. He was drinking this disgusting, evil, liquid for Sirius. He was reliving his worst memories, for Sirius. Because Sirius was the only one who had ever loved him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
012: The Chambermaid's Haircut by Rhiononon reviews
He had to wear his sword for a year all day long, every day, no matter the situation... The things Princes have to do...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,692 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Ladder by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hermione is alone in the library one late night and finds herself in quite a predicament.I know I usually write HarryDraco slash, but this Dramione was clawing to get out. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,267 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sacrifice by Kyra4 reviews
Dramione. PostHogwarts. Hermione sacrifices her virginity for a good cause. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,505 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lick'em Lollies by somandalicious reviews
She likes lollies. A lot. They like watching her enjoy those Lollies. A lot. But how much can they take?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 104 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pillar by sunshinenorcas reviews
Written PREHalf Blood Prince As Harry struggles to deal with the events of the last few years, her finds his true pillar's of strength.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Being in Love with Your Husband reviews
The long awaited sequel to Falling in Love with Your Best Friend. Hope it meets some expectations. ;-I
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,412 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moments in the Dark reviews
Moments in the life of Jake and Bella. T for language. Formerly Something on the Porch
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,862 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Falling in Love with Your Best Friend reviews
Bella moves in with her cousin Jasper and his group of college roommates. M for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 132,497 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The White Comanche reviews
A girl is captured by Native Americans and adopted into their band.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Life in the AZ reviews
B's trying to get by in the AZ, the After Zombies, and runs into a guy who could help her through it. They've got a destination in mind, but will they make it? M for language and a lime or two...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,363 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waiting Tables reviews
Jake and Bella meet while working a banquet. T for some swearing. This is based LOOSELY on actual experiences I had while doing the same thing in high school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
A Grocery Encounter reviews
Bella's roommate Rose drags her out grocery shopping one cold winter night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,068 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Malfoy, Draco Malfoy reviews
Hermione is working in Russia with the ambassador and runs into none other than Draco Malfoy at a ball. What happens next is anyone's guess. M for language and very mild smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,127 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Living Life reviews
Bella ends up with Jacob and life happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Seeing is Believing reviews
What if Bella was there the first week that Jake was a werewolf? Would she have freaked out and run or would she have stepped up and been there for him like he'd been there for her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,911 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Three Dates reviews
Sometimes it takes more than one look to see what you've got. AH/AU M for language and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,078 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Five Stages of Grief are not Linear reviews
AU/AH/OOC Bella, Jasper, and Emmett's father dies. Bella comes home to Forks to take care of younger brother Jasper until arrangements can be made. Family friend Edward steps in to help. M for language and a couple lemons...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,488 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Harmless Prank reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl and a slight prank war ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete