Author has written 17 stories for Criminal Minds, Happy Days, and NCIS: Los Angeles.
Hello! My name is Heather! You're probably wondering how I came up with my username. Well, I guess I should tell you. I'm a fan of Harry Potter, The Walking Dead and Criminal Minds. So I just took the names of my three favorite female characters from each of those and combined them together, resulting in 'HermioneMaggieJareau.'
I just absolutely love to write. Every time I write, I feel like I've been taken to another world. A world that cannot be viewed by others, unless they have creativity and imagination. I'm not the bragging type. So I won't sit here and tell you that I'm the greatest author on fan fiction. That's your decision to decide whether I'm a great author or not. There's going to be a lot of people who hate my stories and I'll be the first to admit that even I don't like a few of my own stories. But I refuse to delete any of them off because they help me to be a better writer.
I must admit, I'm really not that big on perfection. So you'll probably find mistakes in my stories. If it's a big mistake, I'll usually correct it, but small mistakes don't bother me. Hey, no one's perfect.
Some of my favorite TV series include: Criminal Minds, The Walking Dead, Perception, Rizzoli and Isles, Hostages, Once Upon A Time, Doctor Who, NCIS LA, Supernatural, WWE Raw, WWE Smackdown, Downton Abbey, and many many others.
Some of my favorite films include: The Harry Potter Series, East of Eden, Rebel Without A Cause, It's A Wonderful Life, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, The Outsiders, Death Valley, The X-Men Series, Oz: The Great and Powerful, The Woman in Black, An American Crime, and many many others.
Not only do I enjoy writing, but reading is another one of my passions. Sometimes I'll even choose reading over watching television. I like to read all kinds of books, well anything except Romance. I'm really not that big on those kind of books.
Emma Watson, Lauren Cohan, AJ Cook, Paget Brewster, Jenna Louise Coleman, David Tennant, Colin O'Donaghue, Norman Reedus, Matthew Gray Gubler, and Josh Stewart are just a few of my favorite celebrities. I do have a lot more favorites, but I really don't feel like listing the other five thousand or more.
Random Facts About Me…
My Birthday is December 23
I have no sense of smell.
I can speak four different languages: English, Spanish, Italian and French.
I have six siblings. Five older than me and one younger than me.
In 2005, I lost a sister in a car crash.
My favorite colors are blue, red and yellow.
I am the ninth cousin of Richard Stockton (one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence.) Yep, that's right, my family had a hand in helping the United States become free.
I write poetry, but have yet to have any published.
I love doing impressions of other accents.
There's a possibility that I may be related to the Brewster's and Gibson's. Yes, you read that correctly. No need to reread it.
I was bullied in school, but I survived through it.
I am easily attracted to British, Southern, Irish, and French accents.
JASON GIDEON IS NOT GONE, HE IS JUST HIDING UNDER AARON HOTCHNER'S DESK. COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU URGE HOTCH TO LOOK UNDER HIS DESK.
If you've ever gone upstairs or someplace and when you got there completely forgotten what you went there for in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLEY FAIRY BASTARD! " (damn that was funny!!)
My name is Tiffany. I am three,
My eyes are swollen. I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can’t speak at all, I can't do a wrong
Or else im locked up all day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark and my folks aren’t home.
When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get one whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back from Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse. My name is called
I press myself against the wall
I try to hide from his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault he suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me and yells at me more,
I finally get free and run to the door
He’s already locked it and i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall
I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!" I scream, But its now much to late
His face has been twisted into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain again and again
O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!
And he finally stops and heads for the door
While I lay there motionless sprawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany. I am three,
Tonight my daddy murdered me
If you believe that child abuse is WRONG and needs to stop, repost this!
Five thruths of life:
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tounge!!
3. You are smiling now because your an idiot!
4. The first truth is a lie!
If you have said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this on your profile.
Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.
98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're paranoid, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think that Fan fiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that anyone with a profile this long HAS to be a good, creative, cool writer, copy this into your profile and spread the love of everything awesome!
If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this in your profile.
If you hate it when new-comers barge in, declare themselves supreme rulers of your fandom, and begin trying to define what's cool and what isn't, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile
If you think fanfiction contributes to society and people ought to get placed in Guiness books for it, copy and paste this to your profile
Judge me, and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it, and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch, and I'll show you one. Call me crazy, But you really have NO idea. Have a problem with me, solve it. Think I'm tripping, tie my shoes. If you don't care what your haters say about you (And/or love the attention they give you) copy and paste this on your profile.
If you're one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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