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Author has written 20 stories for Criminal Minds, Happy Days, and NCIS: Los Angeles.

Hello! My name is Heather! You can call me Heather or Briar (It's the French Version of my name) or you can even call me by my username. You're probably wondering how I came up with my username. Well, I guess I should tell you. I'm a fan of Harry Potter, The Walking Dead and Criminal Minds. So I just took the names of my three favorite female characters from each of those and combined them together, resulting in 'HermioneMaggieJareau.'

I just absolutely love to write. Every time I write, I feel like I've been taken to another world. A world that cannot be viewed by others, unless they have creativity and imagination. I'm not the bragging type. So I won't sit here and tell you that I'm the greatest author on fan fiction. That's your decision to decide whether I'm a great author or not. There's going to be a lot of people who hate my stories and I'll be the first to admit that even I don't like a few of my own stories. But I refuse to delete any of them off because they help me to be a better writer.

I must admit, I'm really not that big on perfection. So you'll probably find mistakes in my stories. If it's a big mistake, I'll usually correct it, but small mistakes don't bother me. Hey, no one's perfect.

Some of my favorite TV series include: Criminal Minds, The Walking Dead, Perception, Rizzoli and Isles, Hostages, Once Upon A Time, Doctor Who, NCIS LA, Supernatural, WWE Raw, WWE Smackdown, Downton Abbey, and many many others.

Some of my favorite films include: The Harry Potter Series, East of Eden, Rebel Without A Cause, It's A Wonderful Life, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight Rises, The Outsiders, Death Valley, The X-Men Series, Oz: The Great and Powerful, The Woman in Black, An American Crime, and many many others.

Not only do I enjoy writing, but reading is another one of my passions. Sometimes I'll even choose reading over watching television. I like to read all kinds of books, well anything except Romance. I'm really not that big on those kind of books.

Emma Watson, Lauren Cohan, AJ Cook, Paget Brewster, Jenna Louise Coleman, David Tennant, Colin O'Donaghue, Norman Reedus, Matthew Gray Gubler, and Josh Stewart are just a few of my favorite celebrities. I do have a lot more favorites, but I really don't feel like listing the other five thousand or more.

Random Facts About Me…

My Birthday is December 23

I have no sense of smell.

I can speak four different languages: English, Spanish, Italian and French.

I have six siblings. Five older than me and one younger than me.

In 2005, I lost a sister in a car crash.

My favorite colors are blue, red and yellow.

I am the ninth cousin of Richard Stockton (one of the signers of the Declaration of Independence.) Yep, that's right, my family had a hand in helping the United States become free.

I write poetry, but have yet to have any published.

I love doing impressions of other accents.

There's a possibility that I may be related to the Brewster's and Gibson's. Yes, you read that correctly. No need to reread it.

I was bullied in school, but I survived through it.

I am easily attracted to British, Southern, Irish, and French accents.

Twitter @AuroraKate

JASON GIDEON IS NOT GONE, HE IS JUST HIDING UNDER AARON HOTCHNER'S DESK. COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU URGE HOTCH TO LOOK UNDER HIS DESK.

If you've ever gone upstairs or someplace and when you got there completely forgotten what you went there for in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLEY FAIRY BASTARD! " (damn that was funny!!)

My name is Tiffany. I am three,

My eyes are swollen. I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.

I can’t speak at all, I can't do a wrong

Or else im locked up all day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark and my folks aren’t home.

When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back from Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse. My name is called

I press myself against the wall

I try to hide from his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault he suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me and yells at me more,

I finally get free and run to the door

He’s already locked it and i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me against the hard wall

I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!" I scream, But its now much to late

His face has been twisted into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain again and again

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!

And he finally stops and heads for the door

While I lay there motionless sprawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany. I am three,

Tonight my daddy murdered me

If you believe that child abuse is WRONG and needs to stop, repost this!

Five thruths of life:

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tounge!!
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it!

3. You are smiling now because your an idiot!

4. The first truth is a lie!
5. There is still a stupid smile on your face!

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95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.
If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

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Judge me, and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do, and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it, and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch, and I'll show you one. Call me crazy, But you really have NO idea. Have a problem with me, solve it. Think I'm tripping, tie my shoes. If you don't care what your haters say about you (And/or love the attention they give you) copy and paste this on your profile.


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Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."
My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Mischa Rowe (Australia), Ita-hime (Canada), Little-bad-Angel(Austria), Bloody.-.Fang5507(USA), Greywing44 (USA) CrayoTino18 (Mexico) Ianthinarum (Australia) girl-with-the-feather-pen (England) thedoctor10whovian (USA) HermioneMaggieJareau (USA)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

You can repost this or you can pretend it never touched your heart.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Look After You by carlypotter reviews
Sequel to It's Time to Run. Beth and Daryl are on their own now, and growing closer every day. But what happens when Beth is kidnapped in the middle of the night?
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The KnowItAlls by Linzbinz84 reviews
When Hermione's parents are killed, Snape is named her legal guardian. Snape can't stand the "Insufferable Know-It-All," but then we always hate in others what we consider our own flaws.
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Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Beauty and the Beast!
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Toddler Time! by Princess Aquilia reviews
Hunter never thought Stephanie would take the Shield's side over his! Its the eve of Payback and Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins -the Shield - have all been turned into toddlers! It's up to Triple H and Stephanie to look after them - that is, if he doesn't kill them first!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,336 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Triple H, Tyler Black/Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns - Complete
Dean Ambrose Says Nope To Stuff by Smart Mark reviews
Read the title of the story.
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What Not to Do When in the Order by Torry-Riddle reviews
A series of oneshots inspired by Bellamort500's Dear Order Members. No real reason to them. Very AU and OOC Will take prompt from others!
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It's Time To Run by carlypotter reviews
Daryl and Beth grow close as tragedy begins to strike the prison group. Based after season 3's governor attack. COMPLETE.
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A New Beginning by TiPoLover 22 reviews
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Henry LaMontagne Doesn't Want To Go To School by RatherBeAWriter reviews
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Reflections by firefly81 reviews
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A Night That Would Never Be Forgotten by chappell007 reviews
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OMG, Hermione is Insane by Slytherin Is My Family reviews
Being Edited. Hermione is insane or is she, one thing for certain, act or not, Hermione is annoying the Hogwarts staff. sequel to the prankster challenge, you don't have to read for this to sense.
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Christmas in DC by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
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Unforgiven by Genevieve Kelly reviews
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Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,378 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Mick R., S. Cooper - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Sweet Dreams and Better Days Ahead by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Oneshot. Emily comes back home to visit Jack and Hotch...and Hotch has a secret that he's been keeping for years that he wants to reveal to Emily. Accompaniment piece to 'A Nightmare and Bad Days'. Written for emilyhotchnerforever and Persephone Muse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
I Can Help by DramioneForever123 reviews
Draco finds a little girl and brings her home since she has no family. Or does she? Could he be related to her? And why is Hermione Granger, his neighbor, suddenly pulled in to this? Could she have a relation to the little girl also? Why does the little girl have Hermione Granger's eyes? Read and you'll find the answer to all these questions! :D -on hold-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,672 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Born to Die by Live Write Love reviews
'What good is life really? We're put on this Earth for one reason. To die.' When Will dies before they even have a chance to be together, JJ sets off on a downward spiral, and begins to question what good life is after all. ON HIATUS
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Jennifer J./JJ
Lunch Time at the BAU by Nardragon reviews
The BAU enjoys a lunch together...well most of the team enjoys it anyway.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
Harry Deaged by MissesLovegoodEverdeenBaggins reviews
Harry gets de-aged!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P.
Daddy's Little Princess by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
A collection of short stories - that encompassing a new milestone and other random, sweet adorable, moments - in the lives of Aaron, Emily, Jack, and Prentiss Hotchner.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,586 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
Flour by TheDirtyTruth reviews
Four year old Jamie has an 'accident' in the kitchen. *Now a series of Reagan family oneshots!* Includes Jamie, Danny, Erin, Joe, Frank, Mary, Henry and maybe some guest appearances! Warning: Contains some mild language (blame Danny).
Blue Bloods - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Danny R., Erin B., Jamie R.
Famous Walkers We Have Known by what evil lurks reviews
Because everyone wants Taylor Swift to be a zombie. Even Michael Rooker. Slightly crack!fic. Series of one-shots. Requests may be taken.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Daryl D., Carol, Carl G., Beth G. - Complete
Package Deal by vault94 reviews
An OP gone wrong leads Kensi and Deeks to a warehouse where torture and death are the only options. They ask questions to one and if they don't responded the other one pays. Can the team save them or is only one getting out alive? fixedsorry bout before
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,120 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Kensi B., M. Deeks - Complete
JJ, Go by Hemione Jean Weasley reviews
Just after Revelations in Season Two, JJ has been more than just mentally traumatized by the dogs, she is now convinced they are everywhere! She starts having some issues when she becomes afraid of the washroom, what if the dogs are in there? Dumb summary, good story? That's up to you so please give it a chance and read! :D
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Fred's Letter by fangirlfantasy reviews
Fred is gone. George is alone. Everyone is upset. A letter from Fred might be able to bring up spirits. Three parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Valentine's Day in London by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Oneshot. Hotch goes to London to surprise Emily on Valentine's Day.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
A Nightmare and Bad Days by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Oneshot. Jack has a nightmare, he only wants one person and Emily has some bad days, but she only wants to talk to one certain person.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2013 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
20 Things Fred and George Are Not Allowed To Do by RainbowRepublic reviews
Fred and George "find" a list of things that Percy says they are not allowed to do. However, rules are meant to be broken. JKR's Characters! Contains: a bothered Snape, awkward confessions, and GNOMES!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,729 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Coming Home by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Ian Doyle kidnaps Jack to get Prentiss out of hiding to get revenge on her. Will Prentiss come out of hiding to get Jack back for Hotch or will she stay in hiding?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,428 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch
Confessions of a bald weirdo by Miss Funnel Cake reviews
Read the hilarious diary of Lord Voldemort as he rants about Potter, nose loss, his new boy band V.O.G, and being stuck on the back of some idiot's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
30 days by the-shiny-girl reviews
Snape and Hermione are captured. Observe their relationship in 30 days as they are locked together in a dungeon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 103,671 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
To annoy a potions master by SnuggleswithSnape reviews
Hermione has changed since the war, deciding to have some fun she comes up with a list of ways to annoy Severus Snape, what will happen when she puts her plan into action? Read and find out, eventual HG/SS pairing and a little bit of Drarry too. review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,622 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Panic Room by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Hermione and Lucius are trapped in a panic room. Things get interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Tonight We Are Young by celaenos reviews
During an unusual case the team is thrown for a loop when Emily and Reid are injected with something that leaves them appearing as little children. Hopefully Emily and Reid can finally have some semblance of a happy childhood, even temporarily. Winner for CMProfiler's Choice awards 2012 Best Emily/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,822 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Pillow War by bookfreak1317 reviews
Harry has a pillow pet and Draco has a Happy Napper. Each think that theirs is better. There is only one way to solve this world crisis: Pillow War! Warning: crack!fic, pillow fight, minor swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crazed Bellatrix by MeganBellaRoseBlack reviews
Bellatrix doesn't take her pills and the result is a series of events that both amuses and annoys her precious Voldy. Read&Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,313 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort
The Thirteenth Floor by featherandink reviews
Forced to share a room with a broken spirited Hermione Granger in St. Mungo's, Draco finds himself carrying the burden of keeping the girl alive. But he soon finds himself wanting to keep her alive, and he will, whatever the cost. Dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Love Is A Four Letter Word by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Oneshot: Set in my Surprise universe. Hotch and a nearly eight-month pregnant Emily decide to get married before their daughter is born.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/28/2012 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Whose Line Is It Anyway, Harry? by Didi La Maniac reviews
Harry is hosting the first ever Wizarding Special, Whose Line Is It Anyway, when the muggle host, Drew Carey couldn't arrive. Taking his place, Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, and Draco Malfoy do the show and play various of hilarious games
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Boy In The Last Row by whoopthereitis321 reviews
Pairing: Emily/Hotch** Spencer Reid is only 7 years old and is basically living on his own. His life seems to change for the better when he meets the lady named Emily. further summary inside! :
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss
How to REALLY Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange by peace and joyce reviews
What is it about Bellatrix Lestrange? A Compendium of over 13 Suggestions for those with a fondness of pain,amusing death and really, really bad hair! Another Addition to the How to REALLY Annoy series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Taken by elitejace452 reviews
Someone has taken SSA Reid and Prentiss ... will the team find them before the unsub breaks them? Torture ahead.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,474 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
The Family Failure by daydreamingoncloudz reviews
Max's true thoughts after the Wizard Competition. He feels left out, forgotten, and a failure, and all of these feeling snow ball up until he does an irreversible act... pain, death, suicide, family, hurt I do not own WoWP.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,623 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Max R., Alex R.
Walking Far From Home by EvidenceOfMe reviews
Emily Prentiss is far from her home and family. When the weight of solitude becomes too heavy, in a split second she makes a decision that will not only affect her life, but also the team. My take on how Prentiss will return to CM. Spoilers for Lauren
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - E. Prentiss - Complete
New Year! New Love! by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Hotch reflects on the past year of 2011.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Angels Wept by SandyLee Potts reviews
This story focuses on an event in 2016. An event that changes lives in the worst way possible. Poor Connor looses his entire family. How will he continue? Now includes a twist!
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,494 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Connor T., Abby M., Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Sleepless by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Emily can't sleep and goes to Hotch's apartment.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Psyche by Gizmobunny reviews
Alex died on a Thursday - or at least her body did. At first sharing Max's head seemed like a nice alternative, but after three years it's time that she moved on. Alex Russo has never gone down without a fight, however, and this is no exception. Complete.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,031 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Max R., Alex R. - Complete
The One with the Vicodin by unbrokensaviorwithperfecthair reviews
set during "Last Resort". What happens when House injects himself with the nerve medicine instead of Thirteen? Kinda the start of Thouse romance, but not really sure yet.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Thirteen/R. Hadley, G. House - Complete
How do you choose? by soccergil98 reviews
When JJ, Reid, Morgan, and Prentiss are taken hostage in a bank, the killer makes them choose one person to die. What would you do if your life was in the hands of your best friends? How do you choose between them?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid
Past To Present by teaguere reviews
When a case from Gina's past suddenly comes back to haunt her, it is up to the RED Cell Team to catch the unsub while protecting Gina at the same time. UPDATE: My Laptop crashed. Can't post until Fixed..hopefully soon..any ideas on posting from iPhone?
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior - Rated: K - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,393 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Gina L., Mick R.
Banned by Longbourn22 reviews
Reid spotted Hotch and Jack's photos at a pet store and its not because of a good thing. No...so here's Hotch story of why their photos were there. Team fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
The Department of Removed Characters by SlasherrGirl reviews
After learning she won't be on the show next season, Ashley Seaver finds out where characters go after leaving the show.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - A. Seaver - Complete
Lookin' Good Rossi! by SlutcliffInYourPants reviews
It's Bring Your Kid To Work Day at the BAU, and Henry and Jack have a plan up their sleeve for a certain David Rossi. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Criminal Minds.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Jack H., Henry L. - Complete
Team Edward by Longbourn22 reviews
The Hotchners' experiences with pet goldfish. Trust me, the title really justify this poor story! Written for Mummacass!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/20/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
The Failures of the BAU team! by Longbourn22 reviews
Jack and Hotch 'baby-sat' Emily's pet. Something happened. Then, later, Hotch learned that he was not the only one 'baby-sat' Zhuzhu. Whole team involvement.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/18/2011 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Surprise by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Prentiss and Hotch are together and are expecting a baby. Each team member helps her in their own way.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,833 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Overprotective by Kasorin reviews
Fiona is injured while meeting one of her clients. Michael, as overprotective as ever decides to find the client and make them regret their actions.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,234 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Fiona G., Michael W. - Complete
How to annoy our best buddies the death eaters! by dopeypotter reviews
Ever wondered how to annoy a death eater so bad, that they become murderous? Heres how!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Behind The Built on Lies by paigee.yovkoff reviews
"I'm not telling you anything Deeks," the junior NCIS agent told him. "No need." She raised an eyebrow at her partner, "how so?" "Security footage, it show you being hit by a car, while chasing our suspect." - Post Episode 12 Seaosn O2 'Overwatch'
NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2011 - [Kensi B., M. Deeks] - Complete
Day of Pain by fantisywriter101 reviews
What happens when Henry gets kidnaped? How will JJ cope? And most importantly will the team find Henry before it's too late? This is my first fanfic so bear with me and please leave me lots of comments!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, Henry L.
The Revel by Rizzle reviews
Lucius is called to attend a Revel & faces an unexpected surprise in the form of a captured Hermione Granger. To avoid a potential disaster, he makes a life changing decision to help her. If only the silly girl could act just a little bit grateful.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,868 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Messages To Heaven by The Last Letter reviews
Who says a Mother's Day card can't be seen from heaven?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Jack H., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
A different side of me by Wicketforever reviews
This story takes place after season 7 "the dig" please read and review.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Thirteen/R. Hadley, G. House
Never A Victim by kdzl reviews
Victims were supposed to be poor. Victims were supposed to be uneducated. She was NEVER supposed to let this happen. JJ/Hotch, Warnings of Domestic Violence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,236 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Hostage by ficdirectory reviews
At the end of a case, JJ is kidnapped by the unsub and the rest of the BAU have to act quickly to get her back. First fic in the CM fandom! ORIGINALLY WRITTEN: 8/5/10.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Pudding Nom Nom Nom by Tokyo Blue reviews
Hotch has been kidnapped and replaced by a jamicain man. Reid has become a pimp. Morgan has no hair to whip back and forth while Emily just wants to eat her pudding
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch
February 14th: Emily's Most Hated Day by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Emily is in a bad mood and she takes it out on everyone she sees.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Secret Santas and Strauss! by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
The team plays Secret Santa and they all draw the same name.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Wrestling Preschool by The Chaos Dragoness reviews
Ever wonder what your favorite WWE Superstars were like when they were little? Well here's a funny story that gives my take on what may have transpired. HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Wade Barrett, Justin Gabriel
Up in Smoke by Sweetmel78 reviews
What if it was Lulu that was presumed dead in the explosion that was anticipated for Johnny? How would her family cope with her 'death?
General Hospital - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,176 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Lesley L. S./Lulu, Dante F.
Breakdown by LostinOblivion reviews
A car accident. A good samaritan. A mysterious disappearance. Morgan/Prentiss friendship.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,983 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
Revenge by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
A sequal to "Would You Rather?," you may need to read the story to understand why Hotch and Rossi are getting a little revenge on Prentiss. Hotch and Rossi comes up with a great idea to get back at Prentiss.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/11/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Justice by DarknessIsTheUniverse reviews
Hotch goes off the deep end after his wife s death. Reid tries to help and gets himself and Morgan abducted by an UnSub who is no stranger to them. pre-slash M/R FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,125 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Working The Case by Lexikal reviews
Hotch assumed that with Foyet's death the horror, at least, would be over. But Foyet still has one trick left up his sleeve, and it involves Jack.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
The Game by lazywriter123 reviews
A man wants to play a deadly game, with Jack and Henry's lives at stake. The man wants only Spencer to play his game but why?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Would You Rather? by SameenShawJohnReese reviews
Prentiss, Morgan, and Reid are bored one day, and decide to play would you rather. They get into some trouble with some of the things they come up with.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - E. Prentiss, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Falling by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
Reid accidently kills an innocent child. This sends him over the edge and causes him to try and kill himself. The others are now on suicide watch for him. Can they help Reid get out of this deep depression and get him to forgive himself?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/21/2010
Elle Meets Emily by Fiona55 reviews
Wow, I don't know where this came from so it's probably not that good. A bit of humor thrown in here and there. Oh, and I suck creating the cases, so please disregard my suckiness. Thanks.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - E. Prentiss, Elle G. - Complete
Kids say the darnedest things by ROSSELLA1 reviews
George Foyet kidnaps Jack to get to Hotch, but he's unprepared for the consequences.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Jack H., G. Foyet - Complete
Taken by Tay-21 reviews
Connor and Abby find themselves in a very dark situation with only the other to rely on, if they can learn to trust each other. The new version is now complete. See Author's Note for more details on this version of the story. Please read and review.
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,688 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
Last Chance by Bkute reviews
Matt Hardy and Emily Prentiss have been married for 10 horrible years. They are on the verge of divorce when disaster strikes. Can they get through this situation and save their marriage?
Crossover - Wrestling & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Matt Hardy, E. Prentiss - Complete
Dare by George Stark II reviews
Takes place during/at the end of 6.16 “Lockdown.” What I would have dared Wilson to do if I had been Thirteen. Full description inside.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - J. Wilson, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
The Conman versus The Junkie by Wickedgal08 reviews
Sawyer and Charlie take part in a series of outrageous bets and tasks in order to outwit the other. Who will triumph? I'd love to hear any suggestions you may have and as always please R &R!
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,580 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Sawyer, Charlie
Poor Little Teen by Rondabunny reviews
What would House do, if Thirteen commited a suicide?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Thirteen/R. Hadley, G. House - Complete
It's okay to tell a Lie by WakingUpInVegas reviews
A 13/Wilson relationship. *Review ! :
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Thirteen/R. Hadley, J. Wilson
Last Resort by natzbadfairy reviews
version of last resort which see's House and 13 as a couple. I know it sounds crap but i promise it's better than this summary lol. Please review rating just for safety...language
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - G. House, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Of Lions and Dragons by ArwenLalaith reviews
While working a case in New Jersey, Emily falls ill and House must race against the clock to save her. Meanwhile, the rest of the team finds themselves profiling the doctors working to save her.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - E. Prentiss - Complete
Proved Innocent by omnomnivore reviews
Hermione is still at Hogwarts 7th year. She is attacked and escapes from the attacker. She is found by someone she belives to be a traitor. NO PAIRING! Oneshot. Sorta AU, but not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
This Gift by AlinaLotus reviews
When secrets are exposed about Hermione, will Draco be able to save her before it's too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,404 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Cinderella Moment: The Yule Ball Oneshot by WritersFormallyKnownAsPrince reviews
Basically this is based on the film version of the Yule ball but when Hermione need helps with an outfit, help arrives in the most unusual fashion. Who could her secret Fairy Godmother/father be? Our first oneshot! No Pairings AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stalker by nightwalker21492 reviews
Hermione is being stalked. Mwhahaha
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,268 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Saving Hermione by PinkMusicalCherry reviews
Hermione thought she had it great. A sweet caring boyfriend. Ronald was her everything. She loved him. But people change. Ron had becom abusive & violent.Hermione was afraid 2 go back for 7th year. Her sweet angel was now her worst fear.Who coud save her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Drowning by Leah In The Sky With Duct Tape reviews
Something's seriously wrong with Potsie, and if Richie (and others) don't figure it out soon, it may be too late... Chapter 2 up...chapter 3 coming soon!
Happy Days - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/9/2003 - Published: 4/15/2003
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Ways To Annoy People: Drive Thru reviews
Fifth installment of my "Ways To Annoy People" series. In this one, Morgan pulls some pranks at the drive thru of various fast food places.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/5 - D. Morgan
First Grade reviews
You've read what the children were like in my 'Kindergarten' fic, now how about reading what they're like in first grade? There's going to be new people in this one! I've always been terrible with summaries, but the story may be good.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,798 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 5/28/2013
Ways To Annoy People: Airplane reviews
Fourth part to my "Ways To Annoy People" series. In this one, Penelope Garcia is pulling some pranks while on a plane.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 11/2/2014 - P. Garcia - Complete
Ways To Annoy People: The Theater reviews
The third installment of my "Ways To Annoy People" series. This one involves Emily Prentiss, doing weird and annoying things in the theater. Clyde is also with her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - E. Prentiss, C. Easter - Complete
Ways To Annoy People: The Beach reviews
Second part to my "Ways To Annoy People" Series. In this one, we have Aaron and Jack Hotchner at the beach. Aaron is doing some weird/unusual things.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
Ways to Annoy People: The Elevator reviews
Spencer Reid decides to have a little fun and annoy/freak people out in an elevator.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - S. Reid - Complete
Never Say That Again reviews
While watching cartoons, Henry says a few words he accidentally learned from a certain person. (Not a very good summary, but I hope the story's okay.) Probably rated T for language.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Henry L., Jennifer J./JJ, Will L. - Complete
Who's Your Daddy reviews
Emily Prentiss gives birth to a baby without even knowing she was pregnant. The only problem: She doesn't know who the father is. (Summary's pretty bad, but the story may be good.)
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - E. Prentiss - Complete
KINDERGARTEN reviews
You've seen what the team is like now, but now you'll get to see what they were like in kindergarten. Also, all the characters are the same age.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,319 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
What Matters Most reviews
While in the care of Emily Prentiss, Jack and Henry are playing with a couple of Jack's action figures, when Henry accidentally breaks one; causing Jack to become very angry with him and ending their friendship. Can there friendship be saved? Read and find out.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Henry L., Jack H. - Complete
The Final Choice reviews
An unsub is kidnapping siblings and forcing their parents to choose between who lives and who dies. Things get worst when he kidnaps Hotch and Prentiss' children and forces them to choose. Will they be able to choose?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,684 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Free reviews
This is a sequel to my 'Broken Glass' fanfic. It's about Ralph finding out about Potsie committing suicide and whether he forgave him or not. If you haven't read 'Broken Glass' yet, then maybe you should because this story probably won't make sense.
Happy Days - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Ralph M., Potsie W. - Complete
Isolated reviews
After being placed in fostercare by Hotch, Jack is abused by his fostermom. Takes place after Haley's death. Sorry I'm not very good at summaries. Hope you enjoy the story.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,739 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Jack H. - Complete
Leaving Los Angeles reviews
Hotch and JJ's worst fear comes true when Jack and Henry are kidnapped. One child manages to escape from the kidnappers. Will the other child be safely found. And a certain NCIS LA Agent becomes attached to a child that is discovered at at gruesome site.
Crossover - Criminal Minds & NCIS: Los Angeles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,628 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Complete
Close Call reviews
Prentiss goes into labor on one of the worst possible days; February 29, 2012. Will the baby be a leap day baby or will it wait another day to be born?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2012 - E. Prentiss, S. Reid - Complete
Broken Glass reviews
After being called stupid by a college professor, Potsie finally goes off the deepend. Hostage situation and death involved.
Happy Days - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,079 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Complete
Soul Survivor reviews
A plane crash claims the lives of six of the team members, and leaves one survivor. Also, Prentiss and Hotch are married and have a daughter.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,203 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Jingle Bells with Jack and Henry reviews
Morgan teaches Jack and Henry his version of Jingle Bells. And Strauss isn't too happy about it. I know it's late for the holidays, but please read still. Thank you.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Jack H., Henry L. - Complete
Deal or no Deal reviews
Hotch recieves a strange phone call from George Foyet. Also,Reid snaps, Morgan gets the hell scared out of him, and don't call Prentiss a certain name.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2010 - D. Morgan, E. Prentiss - Complete
False Secrets reviews
Erin Strauss gets bored one day and decides to have each team member reveal a secret about their team mates. But what she hears from each member will shock her.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
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