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Joined 07-30-09, id: 2029930, Profile Updated: 10-21-09
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight.

My name is Cassi! I'm 13. I love to read, write, sing, draw, and annoy people! :). I have hazel eyes and black hair. about 5' 6.

Fears- scared of the dark. Something special about me- ummmmm... i really cant think of anything. Sad, isnt it? Oh, wait im probably the most random person in my school. due to my bright makeup and weird comments, everybody basically confines amusement out of me. ' Dance, puppets, dance!'

Im a big fan of broadway. Like Wicked and Legally Blonde.

Favorite bands- Muse, FallOutBoy, Panic!@thedisco, Evanasence, Paramore, and i adore the juno soundtrack!.

My chapters will become longer, i just had to test eveything out.

Currently i am writing a book . on page 20 so im doing okay. Read and Review please! I wanna get better:)


These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) TRY and feed someone hamburger helper

like in that hamburger helper commercial.I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile

Take Time To Read Each

hahahah!! funnyness!!For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is getting so excited when you see the twilight movie that your friend has to stop you from hyperventilating. Crazy is when you hear the voices in your head, and forcefully try to implant them in your friend's head too.Crazy is when you spend half of your morning perfecting your eye shadow, so when you get somewhere, everybody stares at you. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list. creamsoda92, CoCo1996, TifaStrife001, monkeys-love-nanners

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their asses off

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile

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Menage by She Isn't Here reviews
When the Cullen brothers come across an injured Bella on the side of the road, they take her home to care for her. They quickly realize that she is "the one" and will do anything to protect her. And they'll never let her go. J/E/B/E No Cullen incest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,307 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Passion & Aggression by UnScrambled reviews
Carlisle is very overprotective of his baby girl Bella. Edward falls in love with Bella at first sight and won't take no for an answer. What is Bella to do in these circumstances? AH/AU extremely OOC for everyone, rated M for dark themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,679 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Last Lonely Cullen by Demon13 reviews
The only mateless vampire in his coven, Edward spends his days wandering the Earth searching for his soulmate. Carlisle thinks he's found her for him in the form of the Chief's daughter. Will Edward and Bella find a way to love one another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,067 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5655 - Favs: 5,208 - Follows: 4,568 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Different Kind of Romance by Hunny's Little Bun-Bun reviews
Vampires can imprint. Let me get that out. Edward imprints on the small half vampire half human child named Isabella, and there’s nothing he can do about it. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,010 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
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Can you see me? reviews
What happens when a 14 year old girl is imprinted on by the Cullens? 'Wait, what' Follow the twists and many turns of this whirl ride of a story. Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010
What if the pain of Edward leaving was too much? What if Bella commited suicide? Dark. Character Death? Read and Review my other stories too!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Blooming Heart reviews
What ifBella joined the supernatural? What if she and her coven of guys were an unkown species. Set in NM. Can or will Bella save Edward? Read and Review to find out. Slight language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Why me? reviews
What if Charlie abused Bella?All human. Rated M for violence. regular pairing
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Glinted Knife reviews
Bella and Edward get into a fight. While Edward leaves, someone breaks in- leaving Bella unprotected. Not a happy ending.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My suicide note reviews
Bella cant take any more. Set in NM. She wants to die. Language. I never swear but i got into it. Read and Review' I am quitting all stories.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not dead but Not gone reviews
what if Bella changed in New Moom? Not human? And of course a huge danger magnet?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'm sorry, My love reviews
Another Fanfiction in new moon. Will Bella die? Will someone save her? READ AND REVIEW!ONE SHOT? ' I am quitting this story.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ideas! reviews
Please give me some ideas you guys would like me to write. I'll update in three days if you do with, maybe, your story idea!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Complete
Eternal Rest reviews
Just a poem I wrote. Please review. This poem is set in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Bella - Complete