AM NOT DEAD,

Name; Laurence

Nickname; Ren,

If I am not writing one of my ,now, many stories, I am reading the postings of everyone else.

I write my stories for me, but so many of them take on a life of their own and leave me grasping...

Three Laws of Humanity:

1. Survive: Survival is the most important thing. If You can not make it, your children must!!!

2. Prosper: Profit, Grow, Breed; some how, become more then what you are now.

3. Brew something alcoholic: In almost every culture that lasted more then 25 years, somebody, somewhere, was brewing something stronger then tea.

Rules to live by:

1. When in Doubt, Pass Wind

2. Never Laugh at the misfortune of Others, Cackle!

3. Get PISSED!

4. Live your life so that when your feet touch the floor in the 'Morning', the Devil screams; 'Oh Shit! It's UP!'

Favored Quotes;

the AK47: 9 out 10 child solders recommand it. the tenth perfers the bomber's vest

Spontanous Combustion is a Myth; If you catch on Fire, someone wanted you to burn.

HP Fannon;

Lily Evens Potter; Squib disendant of the Slythren Line.

Hermione Granger; Half Kat animagus.

Harry Potter; is a dual/hybrid animagus. One must fly...

From my reading, I have collected a select few Goblins that are just about perfect. Barchoke is Account Manager for House Potter. Bonequill is a Ledger Tender, and Gripsaq(Gripsack) is a Lawyer with a Legal-witch, Twyst(Twist), and a Law-wizard, Puleut(Pull-it). Most I have selected from the works of the many writers I read, but I have forgotten who came up with whom.