![]() Author has written 69 stories for Ranma, Cowboy Bebop, Rifts, Naruto, Tremors, Harry Potter, Dresden Files, Final Fantasy X, Lost Girl, Terminator, Transformers/Beast Wars, Love, Death & Robots, Batman the Animated Series, X-overs, Spawn, White Collar, White Wolf, Ghost in the Shell, Shikabane Hime/屍姫, Mezzo, Gunslinger Girl, Firefly, Venture Brothers, Cat Returns, Zombieland, Dresden Files, Nura: Rise of the Yokai Clan/ぬらりひょんの孫, Hellsing, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth, Mad Max, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Brave, 2012, Legacies, Motherland: Fort Salem, Dragon Booster, and Wednesday. AM NOT DEAD, Name; LauRence Nickname; Ren, If I am not writing one of my (now) many stories, I am reading the postings of everyone else. I write my stories for me, but so many of them take on a life of their own and leave me grasping... Three Laws of Humanity: 1. Survive: Survival is the most important thing. If You can not make it, your children must!!! 2. Prosper: Profit, Grow, Breed; somehow, become more than what you are now. 3. Brew something alcoholic: In almost every culture that lasted more than 25 years, somebody, somewhere, was brewing something stronger than tea. Rules to live by: 1. When in Doubt, Pass Wind 2. Never Laugh at the misfortune of Others, Cackle! 3. Get PISSED! (referring to getting drunk) 4. Live your life so that when your feet touch the floor in the 'Morning', the Devil screams; 'Oh Shit! It's UP!' Favored Quotes; the AK47: 9 out 10 child soldiers recommend it. the tenth prefers the bomber's vest Spontaneous Combustion is a Myth; If you catch on Fire, someone wanted you to burn. HP Fannon; Lily Evens Potter; Squib descendant of the Slytherin Line. Hermione Granger; Half Kat animagus. Harry Potter; is a dual/hybrid animagus. One must fly... From my reading, I have collected a select few Goblins that are just about perfect. Barchoke is Account Manager for House Potter. Ashraq (Ashcrack ~ Ass-crack) is Account Manager for House Black, Bonequill is a Ledger Tender Gripsaq(Gripsack) is a Lawyer with a Legal-witch, Twyst(Twist), and a Law-wizard, Puleut(Pull-it). Most I have selected from the works of the many writers I read, but I have forgotten who came up with whom. |