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Joined 07-31-09, id: 2030645, Profile Updated: 08-12-10
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi! I'm UberReader!

IMPORTANT NOTE: I just started college. I will try to check my stuff every day but...don't come to expect it:)

I am a reader mostly, but I'll answer challenges AND flame you. But, I'm a triple agent. I'm also DarkAngelSnapeLover. I love to write. To see what I'm up to, here are some links to my other profiles.

www.fanfiction.net/u/1825804 is DarkAngelSnapeLover

www.fictionpress.com/u/676605 is PersonofthePen.

I am also DarkAngelSnapeLover on DeviantArt and fictionesque.com.

FORUM/COMMUNITY: DarkAngelSnapeLover and myself have started a community and forum called HUB OF FANFICTION. Come check it out!

Challenges I've accepted:

-DarkAngelSnapeLover's Chapter Challenge in the forum 'The Ultimate Escape: Harry Potter Edition'

-DarkAngelSnapeLover's 100-Word Challenge in the forum 'The Ultimate Escape: Harry Potter Edition'

Challenges:

Chapter Challenge: Write a fanfic using Harry Potter chapter names. Your title and each named chapter should be a chapter from HP. See the examples below. To submit, PM me and tell me the name and I will create a link below.

DarkAngelSnapeLover: The Dream

Favorite Ships:

Snape/Ginny (don't ask on that one), Harry/ no one (ugh...I hate harry Potter!!), McGonagall/Dumbledore, and some others but I can't remember them right now (what? I'm tired!)

Least Favorite Ships:

Harry/ anyone, Snape/Hermione, Harry/Draco (that's just plain wrong), and some others but ditto from above.

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Hermione and the Professor's Spoon by wellyuthink reviews
Ron persuades Hermione to steal a teacher's possession as part of a prank, and, for reasons Hermione can’t fathom, she agrees... Written during seventh year, OotP compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,360 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Toad's Big Adventure by DarkAngelSnapeLover reviews
Bowser awakens Toad during his nap, and the adventure is on! Hope you enjoy this tale of adventure and feuds, and feel free to review.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Toad, Bowser - Complete
The Elements Series by DarkAngelSnapeLover reviews
Chaotic is changing. can the gang save Chaotic from disappearing forever? A combination of The Eelements series I wrote before! R&R
Chaotic - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter Meets Twilight by MouseyMoi reviews
Harry Potter becomes a Cullen vampire thanks to Lucius Malfoy...then again, so do the rest of his class almost. It switches from one world to the next. Forks, Washington - Hogwarts
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Complete
Darkest Night by DarkAngelSnapeLover reviews
Duncan wants revenge for Macbeth's killing him. Begins as a dark poem but ends as a humorous story. Enjoy.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
The Dream by DarkAngelSnapeLover reviews
For UberReader's chapter challenge. Banquo/Macbeth love story where everything is just a dream.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Complete
Rita Skeeter's Scoop by DarkAngelSnapeLover reviews
For UberReader's Chapter Challenge. SS&RS. One-Shot. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Severus S., Rita S. - Complete
Messing with Snape by DarkAngelSnapeLover reviews
This list contains 200 ways to mess with Snape. Also includes stories to show how the events worked in my mind . Please enjoy. No refunds if you wet yourself... M for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Severus S.
Bothering the Recluse by DarkAngelSnapeLover reviews
A 'Potter Puppet Pals' meets 'To Kill A Mocking Bird' spoof. M for language. Please review and enjoy!
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Complete
iSauce by DarkAngelSnapeLover reviews
The gang runs out of ideas, or do they?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Accidents Happen by Oxymoronic Alliteration reviews
Ziva and Tim end up in a nasty accident while driving through the rain. With no one around and no reception on their cell phones, they will have to rely on each other to survive the night. Written for Emy as a thank you for her awesome artistic skills!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
SG1 Meets the Wizard of Oz by DarkAngelSnapeLover reviews
The ultimate use of the Wizard of Oz by SG-1. Dedicated to the characters & cast members who have passed away.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Wizard of Oz - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - S. Carter - Complete
Why I'm Alone: Fairytales Rejected Me! by DarkAngelSnapeLover
A list of how fairytales rejected me. Who knew something so funny could be so tragic?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Monkeys and the Crocodile Remake by DarkAngelSnapeLover reviews
The crocodile's version of 'Monkeys and the Crocodile' T for obvious violence and some language
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
McGonagall's Love Confessionals by DarkAngelSnapeLover reviews
Severus finds McGonagall's secret journal, and he reads insideto find the true secret: McGonagall's extreme love for Albus. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Animated Antics by DarkAngelSnapeLover reviews
Strange crossover, but you'll see that it works: The Magic School Bus accidentally goes through a portal that changes all animated characters into real characters. Will this stop Peter's animated antics? Read and see R&R please!
Crossover - Family Guy & Magic School Bus - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by DesolateBeauty reviews
my version of Little Red Riding Hood
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Goldilocks and The Three Bears by DesolateBeauty reviews
my version of Goldilocks and The Three Bears
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Complete
Pinocchio by DesolateBeauty reviews
My version of Pinocchio
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Three Billy Goats Gruff by DesolateBeauty reviews
my version of The Three Billy Goats Gruff
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
The Little Mermaid by DesolateBeauty reviews
My version of the little mermaid
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by DesolateBeauty reviews
My version of Sleeping Beauty
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Cinderella by DesolateBeauty reviews
My version of Cinderella
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Beauty and The Beast by DesolateBeauty reviews
My version of Beauty and The Beast
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Aladdin by DesolateBeauty reviews
My version of Aladdin
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Complete
Mrs Frizzle's Chainsaw by ageofaquariusstudios reviews
What will happen when Mrs. Frizzle uses a chainsaw to teach the kids about science? R&R, oneshot. Maybe.
Magic School Bus - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Not Fade Away by elliott ashes reviews
A parody of an OOC badfic. As an OOC badfic. Teal'c... dances?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/1/2006 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
A day in the Gryffindor tower by Snape reviews
By far, my best work to date
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2000
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The DreamHagrid's Love Poem reviews
A love poem from Hagrid. For DarkAngelSnapeLover's Love Poem Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Dolores U., Rubeus H. - Complete
Professing my Love reviews
Another love poem from Hedwig.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
In Memorandum reviews
Poems for the fallen characters of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009
Wind Beneath my Wings reviews
A love poem from the point of view of Hedwig. For DarkAngelSnapeLover's Love Poem Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
The Battle Rap reviews
Summary Inside. A rap of the final battle. This is a crazy fic, but fans of DarkAngelSnapeLover will recognize the cheesy style. Beware what may lie inside. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
The Lion and the Serpent reviews
For DarkAngelSnapeLover's Chapter Challenge. Enjoy a dramatic tale of love gone wrong for Severus Snape and a transcriptor working at Hogwarts. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,151 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
The Unforgivable Curses reviews
For DarkAngelSnapeLover's chapter challenge. Hermione's tales of romance. Italicized phrases are subchapters, but this is more like a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Seen and Unforeseen reviews
For DASL's Chapter Challenge. A clone of Voldemort scares the future generations of a decendant of Harry Potter. Better summary inside. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Albus S. P., Voldemort - Complete
The Very Secret Diary reviews
For DarkAngelSnapeLover's Chapter Challenge. Inspired by her 'McGonagall's Love Confessionals' Snape picks up a very secret diary writen by a student by mistake. has he finally learned his lesson?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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