Carvainianwitch101
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Joined 07-31-09, id: 2030907, Profile Updated: 02-28-13
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Sekaiichi Hatsukoi.

Hey I'm Reagan.

If you happen to wanna get intouch with me I have a Gaia account!!!!

My account is CarvainianWitch

I'm 17

I am a girl, and obviously I'm an anime lover.

My favorite shows are:

Naruto (Best show evers!!!)

Inuyasha

full metal alchemist

Bleach

Death Note

Blood and sooo much more.

My Favorite pairings are:(Yaoi included)

From Naruto

SasuNaru ItaNaru ShikaTem KakaNaru KyuuNaru NaruHina

ItaSasu KakaIru KibaHina, ChoIno, AsumKuren, KakaAnko

SasoDei KakaHidan, PeinKona KisaIta, ItaDei, GaaraNaru NejiTen

NejiLee, gaaralee (IDky) DeiNaru. MadaraxOC.

MadaHashi MadaIzu MadaIta

Death Note...

LxLight MelloNear, MatsuSayu

Bleach

Alot of pairings... To lazy to count

FMA

RoyEd, RoyHalkeye EdAl

Blood

HajiSaya, KarlSaya, SolomenSaya, SolomenDiva, RikuDiva

Inuyasha

SessKag, MiroSango

I hate the color pink, Sakura Haruno, Kikyo, and bullies.

I LOVE UCHIHA MADARA!!!!! and TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!!!!

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (ie 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (ie 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of these descriptions)

COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU ARE A FAN! ADD YOUR NAME AND IN PARENTHESES ADD WHICH FAN YOU ARE!! - gothicangel0827 (bad), Lala girl in Lala Land (bad), Kakashi Forever (Bad) CarvainianWitch101 (Bad)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST force my religion onto you.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST think my reilgion is the only right religion, and that everyone eles is wrong.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate everyone who isn't
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST agree with everything my religon does.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.(or we used to be)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (There are still people way better than me)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (at least in my head...)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
My teeth are pointed, and look like a vampire's so I MUST be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I'm CHRISTAN so I MUST want to convert everyone who isn't
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I can't hate anyone, so I MUST love everyone

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the heck I managed it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

IF YOU LIKE TO BITE PEOPLE, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have told at least 5 people that you are in love with your favorite character from Naruto paste this on your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile.

If you don't care if your not popular, you're just who you are, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, ItaSakuxTenshi, Kirathis-Chan, ioOShiroTenshiOoi, HidanKakuzuFanGirl, CarvainianWitch101,

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on, copy this onto your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you are crazy and /or insane and proud of it copy and paste it to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you believe Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in an empty room, paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you think Tobi is the cutest thing ever, put this in your profile.

If Madara is your favorite Naruto character, paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a window, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've walked into a wall and apologised to it, paste this to your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

ATTENTION: CHILD ABUSE IS VERY, VERY REAL. IF YOU ARE 100% AGAINST CHILD ABUSE AND WANT TO HELP STOP IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

(.• (. ) .•.•) .•) (.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you would lay your life down for a friend, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Ensign Nellie Forbush, Lady Barbossa 329,fowl68, Dark Melody Night, CarvainianWitch101.

If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or mat not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making your boyfriend be your yaoi lover, even if you are a girl. Crazy is yelling at inatimate objects because you think they hate you. Crazy is desroying your toaster because it's mocking you. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, SammywithSwagger, Tsuki Kiba Kummori, Kakashi Forever, CarvainianWitch101.

For the big Sister unafraid to look like a fool in walmart to entertain her baby sibling

If your life is overrun by Naruto or any other anime, copy and paste this to your profile

If you believe that guys are assholes and should start paying attention to a girls' personality and not just like her for her looks, copy and paste this to your profile

If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlit night,copy this onto your profile.

If you have canines or fangs,put this on your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

Naruto Survery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who are your favorite Naruto characters: MADARA, Zetzu, Kakashi...rookie nine, the enirity of the jounins the Akatsuki, Orochimaru and his group and basically everyone

What are your favorite pairings: SasuNaru MadaraxOc ItaNaru basically any Yaoi pairing with Naruto as Uke...I don't know why.

Are you a Naruto Yaoi or Hentai fan? YES!!!!

Ever cosplayed Naruto Characters? YUP!!!

List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise: A leaf headband, First season uncut box sets except for 3, 4, and 15, 1-3 DVD s of shippuden 4 manga books, a sand village glove, T-shirt, and LOTS of cards.

Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto Character? I'm not sure what you mean but yes I would love to be a Naruto Charactor!!!

NaruHina or KibaHina: Kiba sorry their just sooo cute!!!

SasuSaku or NaruSasu: neither sakura's grossand naruto should be an uke

Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Both for sure

Do you support the Obito theory? Fuck no Tobi is MADARA and he's sexy too.

Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yup!!!

Your favorite Akatsuki member: Tobi/Madara or Zetzu or Kisame or Itachi or Sasori or Deidara or Hidan or Kakuzu, or Pein or Konan...yup thats everyone

Are your pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Im in the middle if he dies no more sasunaru but if he lives... well naruto kiss sitting goodbye

Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far? yep

Have you read all the chapter so far? yep

Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Nyes yes I do and yet WE LOVE HIM FOR IT!!!

Sub or Dub? SUBBED ENGLISH VERSION SOUNDS WEIRD

Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI-Sakura DIE BITCH DIE!!!

Tobi= Annoying or funny? FUCKING AWESOME!!!! but both

Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara Uchiha( THE SEXIEST CHARACTER)

Gai=Sexy beast or ugly nerd? Couldn't say I went blind after I saw some green blob calling himself the green beast of Konoha...

Which character would be the best crossdresser? Sakura she already has the chest of a man

Rock Lee= Weird or Awesome. Awesomely weird

Do you like Naruto fics? HELL YES!!

Do you write Naruto fics? Yes Mame- Sir? WHAT ARE YOU!!!

Do your parents know about Naruto? Yes my dad actually watches it with me Occasionally...when I put it in

Have you gotten somebody else hooked onto Naruto. YUP!!!! MY DAD>>>somewhat he's still learning...

Have you ever been drawing Naruto in class and somebody else recognized it? yeah I drew Tsunade!!! This kid took the pic with him though...I wonder Why???

Are you broke thanks to Naruto: na

Do you think Naruto has taken over your life? I'M NOT ADDICTED I CAN QUIT AT ANY TIME!!!! Ok I can't. Yes Naruto has taken over but I LOVE IT!!! I'M A NINJA!!!!!

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? YUP!!!

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yea Like A Million!

3) How many houses have you lived in? 16

4) Favorite candy bar?Snickers and payday...baby ruths and do reeses count as candy bars?

5) Favorite shoes? anything that covers my toes

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Of course i have sibilings

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No she's kinda slutty but I do listen to some songs

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yeah... During a test in third grade...

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Uchiha Madara...the akatsuki...um...ninjas japan and oh naruto

12) Favorite genre of music? everything

13) What is your zodiac sign? Gemini

14) What time were you born? 2:14 am on May 25 but I was a couple hours late

15) Do you like beer? Underage and smells bad

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yah somebody has to be a mischeif maker

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Barbie and the Princess and the pauper sound track...hey they have some pretty songs!!

18) Are you sarcastic? NOOOOoooooo of course not...yes i am

19) What are your favorite colors? Blue, black, and silver

20) How many watches do you own? none unfortunately

21) Summer or winter? Winter, I love snow!!!

23) Favorite color to wear? red, black and blue

24) Pepsi or Sprite? coca cola!!! but I really don't care soda is just plain old amaizing!!!

25) What color is your cell phone? I threw mine at my brother and it broke...in october still havn't gotten a new one

26) Where is your second home? my neighbor who is like a grandma to me

27) Have you ever slapped someone? oh yah...what? No one steels my reeses!!!

28) Have you ever had a cavity? yes...i like sweets

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Moms house like 3-4 Neighbors house - 2 dads house: I don't have a room there sooo.

30) How many video games do you own? lots

31) What was your first pet? hmm a cat I think

32) Ever had braces? Nope

33) Do looks matter? Not at all, but only as long as they don't effect your health.

34) Do you use chapstick? Nah I never seem to need it and when I do I can't find it

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Mrs. Pearson, Mrs Bishop, Mrs. Perri... I didn't have any guy teachers in my current one

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Hot Topic

37) Are you too forgiving?according to everyone else...yes I am...

38) How many children do you want? I really want twins...one boy and one girl

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yup!!! Love that store

40) Favorite breakfast meal?Ramen and vanilla ice cream... it's actually really good

41) Do you own a gun? no but I want a sword

42) Ever thought you were in love? maybe

43) When was the last time you cried? I don't cry but I did May 17th 2011 at school. Some bullies were picking on me at school and had destroyed something my deceased friend had given me.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? sat at home bored

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Penera I like the sandwitches there :)

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? yes... she gave me a cookie for it :) I was soooo embarressed

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No

48) Nicknames? Madara, tobi, ray ray, lilbit and raven.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Nope sorry

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Yup! I have to drive through it to get to illinios

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope never even heard of it...should I?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yup!

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No

55) Do you own a diamond ring? no

56) Are you happy with your life right now? it's ok

57) Do you dye your hair? no my mom won't let me

58) Does anyone like you? My friends do... i think

59) What year were you born? 1995

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasn't born yet

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Yes I do

62) McDonalds or Wendys? BOTH!!!

63) Do you like yourself? Yeah...until I start argueing with my self

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? mom but I like my dad better

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? eyes

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Nope prefer it actually

67) Have you ever eaten paste? yes

68) Do you own a webcam? no

69) Have you ever stripped? No

70) Ever broke a bone? Yup I've broken my toes, my fingers at least twice each, I've broken my leg two places on the same bone!!! and I'd do it again to! What can I say? I like skateboarding!!!

72) Do you chat on AIM often? too lazy to figure out what that is

73) Pringles or Lays? Lays

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I don't think so

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats!!!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? yes she seems nice

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yeah...

80) Do you own a car? no

81) Can you cook? yup but I preferr to bake

82) 3 things that annoy you: 1. Sakura Haruno 2. Close minded people. 3) People who make fun of me because I'm wiccan

83) Do you text message often? yeah but im not a big fan of it

84) Money or love? Love I don't really care much for money

85) Do you have any scars? Yeah

86) What do you want more than anything right now? a root beer float Idk why

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? oh yeah I love them

88) Relationships or one night stands? relationships who needs one night stands when you can get it when you want it

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Big Red

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? kinda

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No? What are those?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yep!!!!!

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? my friend

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My mom

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My agriculture class

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My Boyfriend

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? My boyfriend

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? My friend James

100) Who was the last person that called you? My friend Alisha

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) CarvainianWitch101(USA)

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Name twelve of your favorite Naruto characters in any order.

1. Madara

2. Kakashi

3. Kyuubi

4. naruto

5. Zetzu

6. Itachi

7. Deidara

8. Hidan

9. Konan

10. Kisame

11. Kakuzu

12. Sasori

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Zetzu/ kisame? no but I plan to ...-

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Kyuubi...well im not one for beastiality but if he were a human...yeah

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Itachi got Madara preggers...thats gonna be interesting...

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Konan yeah...

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

Dei?kaka? yeah

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Both!!! Naruto is the perfect uke for hidan and konan and him would be cute

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Deidara...walk away wondering when the hell that had happened

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Kakashi/Itachi?

When itachi is confronted by kakashi for the first time some...fun...is had between the two shinobi...no wonder Kakashi was so out of breath after coming out of tsukiyomi.

Yeah a little lame but still...makes you wonder

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Kisame/naruto - yes there is...i read it...it wasn't bad -

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Madara/Zetzu

People never change...never read it...but probably will

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

kakuzu/kyuubi

kyuubi robs kakuzu of money and blames hidan... kakuzu goes bolistic..

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Idk

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

Konan...paper heart ... all american rejects

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Kakashi, kyuubi and Itachi. Well all I can say is Itachi is Uke...

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Hidan on ZetsuHow you doin

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Kisame/hidan? Hidan has always been a masochist

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Deidara walks in on Kakashi and Sasori? He'd be pissed ! "Sasori you said you loved me!!!

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Madara would de flower naruto if anything and it would be rape...hard core rape...

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

WTF is slash?

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

WTF is het?

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Of course every one draws kakuzu

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Kakashi/naruto/Zetsu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Maybe

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Kisame? he'd groan most likely

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Zetsu...just the other day

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Itachi? cuffs

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Kakuzu and konan... if he could...he mostlikely would... but konan...drunk...very very drunk

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Kyuubi...no compitiion...sorry dei

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Madara and Konan are in a happy relationship until Konan runs off with naruto. Madara borken-hearted, has a one-night stand with Kakuzu and a brief unhappy affair with Sasori, then follows the wise advice of Zetsu abd finds true love with Kakashi.

Fucked up

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

DeiHida...AWWWWWW...it could happen

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The Lost and The Found by Dreams of Shadows reviews
For Alex it is a boring day- until Akatsuki kidnap her. But heres the weird thing- everyone is being 'nice'. Then she learns of her true identity, a hidden past and a dark secret- she was designed to be something more than shinobi, something much darker.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,553 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Will of Fire: Eternal Shinobi by Dark-El Dark reviews
Minato used a different seal to split the Kyūbi's Chakra in half. Sealing half into Kushina and half into Naruto's twin sister. Naruto grew up being ignored by his parents, while his sister was seen as a hero. Godly/smart Naruto. pairings at chapters end
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,484 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U.
Red Walkways by Sami065 reviews
Naruto isn't like everyone thinks, and when he and his teammates are forced into situation outside of the norm they begin to learn who Naruto really is. SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, rating is going to be very appropriate later in story. YOAI Book I COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,652 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Red Riding Hood reviews
Basically a twisted up version of Red riding hood. Onodera is saved by a wolf when he was younger and the wolf has returned to claim the debt. Yaoi. TakaOno might be mentions of other pairings. R&R.
Sekaiichi Hatsukoi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,006 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Ritsu Onodera, Masamune Takano
The Witch of Kirigakure reviews
Tsukiko is a witch. Follow her on a journey from the day she received her powers, the day she joined the Akatsuki, and the day she fell in love, Kisame x OC Witchcraft. Insane Madara! But Funny one, May have small hints of Sakura bashing and possible Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
Demonic Blade reviews
How many souls can someone have? What happens when the world you know comes crashing down around you? Izanami Amaya is about to find out when she goes from abused daughter from our world to the most powerful shinobi in the Naruto world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,516 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Madara U., Akatsuki - Complete
Goddess of Mikazuki reviews
Akatsuki are making their move on Naruto and have 8/9 bijjus, but a new organization arrives and new revelations are found. Whats this? Naruto isn't a jinchuuriki? Jyuubi had kids? Madara falls in love! What? Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Akatsuki, Naruto U. - Complete