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Author has written 38 stories for Naruto.

NAME: REGiNA

AGE: 18

b-dAY: MAY 14th

hEiGht: 5 fEEt 5 iNChES

WEiGht: 97 P0UNdS

hAiR:bR0WN

EYES: hAZEl GREEN

WE all CAN dREAM bUt 0NlY A fEW Will Sh00t f0R thEM, 0NlYA liMitEd fEW 0f thAt SElECti0N Will pUt thEM fiRSt ANd EVEN A SMAllER P0Rti0N 0f thEM Will ACtUAllY MAke thEM A REAlitY...

i'M Y0UR AVERAGE GiRl Wh0 CAN StANd ANYthiNG Y0U thR0W At hER. WRitiNG ANd ChEERiNG ARE MY PASSi0NS ANd i W0UldN't hAVE it ANY 0thER WAY. i t0tAllY l0VE thE SASUSAkU C0UPlE, bUt 0thERWiSE, i SEE ANiME iN thE SAME EYES 0f ANY 0thER PREP 0R GiRlY-GiRl Y0U'll EVER C0ME ACR0SS. i'M N0t hERE t0 StARt PR0blEMS, 0NlY t0 d0 WhAt i l0VE. i Ad0RE MAkiNG fRiENdS, S0 d0N't hESitAtE t0 hit ME UP. :)

i'M A fASt REAdER bUt i Ch00SE t0 REAd Sl0W, bECAUSE REAdiNG iS likE CANdY t0 ME; Y0U EAt it Sl0W S0 Y0U CAN SAVER thE tAStE. :D


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tittER: http://twitter.com/#!/Regina614

TEXTING: I have it, but I won't put my number on here. Send me a PM and I'll send you my number back. Just send a pm saying you wanna text and stuff. =)

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SAkURA ANd SASUkE: i hAtE ANiME, bUt thESE tW0 St0lE MY hEARt. i kEEP UP With NARUt0 JUSt f0R thESE tW0 =)


Sayuri Uchiha:

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Ryu Uchiha:

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Hachiro Uchiha:

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Ryu and Sayuri Uchiha Playing:

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Prince of Morocco by pipster61 reviews
the rich daughter of a wealthy hotel giant, sakura disguises herself as a nobody so she can work in her dream job, being a screen writer. but whilst on lacation in morocco, meets the famous sex god and movie star sasuke uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,672 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
euphoria by Vampirette Knight reviews
It's not perfect, or beautiful or romantic, but it's all Sakura can ask for. Because it's Sasuke and that's all she's ever cared about. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,144 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Return&Rehash by Le Requiem reviews
Sakura didn't know how she had survived the deathblow, but she was alive, somehow. She tightened her hold around Sasuke's neck, "I can't believe you tried to kill me," she snarled. She was still trembling, but whether it was in fear or anger, she couldn't tell...in which Sakura challenges fate — SasuSaku, M for Language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,708 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Curse by sincerelyLen reviews
Team 7 is unexpectedly assigned an S-Ranked Mission involving an unsolved mystery of 10 years. An eerie adventure that will test their teamwork, strengths, and greatest fears. Do you believe in Curses? SasuSaku minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 262,017 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U.
While You Were Out by ashleysays reviews
Sasusaku drabbles and oneshots of varying length. Mostly rated M. Lemons. please read and review. sakura X sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,621 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Darkest Knight by halfkyuubikat reviews
Princess Sakura has been taken hostage by her family's mortal enemies, The Uchiha. She believed she was fated to die until she realized that was not correct. "Dark Knight" Sasuke Uchiha plans to marry her, keep her prisoner, and make her bear him a son.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,462 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Operation: Getting Rid of the Nanny by SickleCells reviews
Sasuke had been rather unruly lately so what more could Mr.Uchiha do then get a nanny for his son? Now it's up to Sasuke to get rid of her by any means, even seduction if it comes to it. /SasuSaku and slight SakuNaru,SakuSai,SakuIta,SasuKar\
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,780 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fade Away by Tsugi no mai hakuren reviews
Sasuke made Sakura a deal she simply couldn't refuse. In exchange he could promise her the safety of the Hidden Leaf but what would she have to give up in return? Is she willing to go as far as to help him complete the last of his goals?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,076 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Taint Me by Panic Abandon reviews
A desperate Sakura attempts to hinder Sasuke Uchiha's intentions of escaping the village. What will happen when he suddenly takes her as a hostage? A/U among other things...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bang Game by Babybrowns reviews
Sakura was saving herself for the right guy - she had morals, and knew everyone in school was just horny. Sure there were guys she had her eye on, but sex? Well, those morals of hers get put to the test when a certain Uchiha she likes asks her to...bang.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,338 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Joys of Sensory Arrays by crimson chocolate reviews
In which Bumblebee is subject to the worse kind of torture, the rest of the autobots are ridiculously mischievous, and Will is confused, amused, and exasperated.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
My Secret Love by Spazz-Sama reviews
Sasuke narrowed his eyes,"If I was to kiss you right now what would you do?" Expression arrested Sakura said,"Scream again?" she said in a questioning tone. "You aren't certain?" He pulled her closer. And the wonder why teacher student love is a secret...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Emissions by SingingFlames reviews
A certain yellow Camaro needs its emissions test. This is what pops into my head when I think about Transformers too much, and wait too long at the emissions place. Just for fun.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Bumblebee - Complete
Call me Sakura Chan by Imagination Lullabyx reviews
"What do I have to do to get you to call me Sakura-chan, huh?" 'Challenging me, eh? This should be good.' Sasuke smirked and looked at her mischievously. Drabble
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hide and Seek by BlushingLotus reviews
"I was sent to protect you," he huffed once he found her again. "I'm not going to play hide and seek with you across the country side. Quit being stubborn." Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Perfect Man by cutecrazyice reviews
"Welcome to the neighborhood, new neighbor! Please meet my family and our perfect mango tree!" Hence, their childhood begins as Sakura plays with frogs, Sasuke glares, and the mango tree watches on. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Whatever It Takes by Tukiko K reviews
She wondered why she was cursed to continue loving him, to continue longing for him. What would it take to make him want her the way she'd always wanted him?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Three by foshizzlemanizzle reviews
On regrets, wishful thinking and believing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gossip Is Your Friend by cutecrazyice reviews
"Did you hear? Sakura got laid last night. Big time." In which rumors circulate, Sakura gets laid, and Sasuke is not happy. At all. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Early Morning Conversation by white epitome reviews
Of course, it was just like Sakura to ask Sasuke a question he didn't want to answer. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
String of Laughter by Pinkish-Bluish reviews
When your boyfriend doesn't get the joke, you demonstrate it. SasuSaku short.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
ABC's by SoulLidify reviews
No, Sasuke, 'hn' is not a word, and no one cares if nothing else can describe the supposedly deep and angsty depths of your soul.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Clandestine Heart by ChaoticIrony reviews
Sasuke & Sakura find themselves in some very strange situations when Tsunade sends them on the most awkward mission of their lives. Rated M for LEMON/s in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,294 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love the way You Lie by Lindy Rose reviews
"Sakura, you know he's not safe. He could snap any day...he could kill you." "I know...but I love him anyway." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sakura's Accumulation of Epic Fails by halfkyuubikat reviews
-Chapter 3- "No! Team S-A-S-U-K-E. It stands for Sasuke-Army-Star-United-Kool-Entity." Sakura was about to protest to becoming a member when she didn't want it in the first place. -Drabble Fic Collection-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,046 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Best Friends by WolfKidBirdGirl reviews
Sam is upset that Mikaela broke up with him. Luckily, he has a transforming robot to cheer him up.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
I'm Such A Fool For You by BrightlyDim reviews
"He took her away - away from her friends, family, even her enemies. And the sad part is, she didn't even care."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Augh! You OneShot Me! by Kisa Kisa Yum Yum reviews
sasusaku one-shots "No." "Yes!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "No!" "Yes." "Ha!" "What?" "Dude, she so got you with the oldest trick in the book." AU Might be tidbits of naruhina, nejiten, shikatema, or kibaino/inosai, possibly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stupid Study Sessions by QingRen2 reviews
Studying is never easy...especially since the pink-haired woman he really wanted to kiss was sitting right in front of him. SasuSaku oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke Learns To Ice Skate by Cat101495 reviews
When a snow day hits Konoha and Team Seven has to take a day off and they go ice skating, Sakura has to teach Sasuke how! And, maybe Sasuke's true feelings will be shown during that time? Or maybe Naruto will ruin it! Short Story SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
c o n d o m s by Vampirette Knight reviews
Because it's not only Sasuke who wants to have crazy, overbearing, nymphomatic, dominatrix, orgasmic, mindblowing sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Guilty by mistressinwaiting reviews
-In which, Sakura is too short…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Team Seven - Complete
Heated by BlushingLotus reviews
"How do I treat hypothermia?" Sasuke asked, hands on his hips. Sakura was glad she didn't giggle out loud at the fact Uchiha Sasuke had to play nurse. Slightly AU, SasuSaku, Lemon. Bonus Chapter added!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Confessions of an Uchiha by CrAzY-SiLLy-Me reviews
One-shot SasuSaku collection of Sasuke's confessions! Story 21: "I hate you… yet why can't I kill you?" Her eyes closed when she felt his forehead touch hers, felt his hands cup her face, smearing her skin with the blood from his cuts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,338 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Duckbutt hair by Hybrid Fantasy reviews
"You have duck-butt hair, Sasuke-kun." Twitch. "Is this your pathetic little attempt in order to try to get me to kiss you senselessly?" / SasuSaku Funny One-shot. Review XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke honey, you only had to ask by ChibiJinchuuriki reviews
While taking a visit to the local toy store with his mother, a 5-year-old Sasuke decides to break the law. By how? Stealing.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Tutoring Trouble by LilCutiee reviews
Sakura Haruno couldn't wait to finish school. Only she's failing everything. So her parents get her a tutor who happens to be Sasuke. The man she hates the most at her entire school. Why? He wants to get what she won't give him and she just might give in.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,318 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Sex Slave Haruno by Attama Ryuuken reviews
What happens with moderately innocent Sakura meets a man on a Sex Slave website who makes her his slave and then pushes her to her sexual limits. "Yes Master, I love when I please you." "What do you want me to do now master, now that you got me all wet!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Venom by BlushingLotus reviews
When Sakura becomes infected with a deadly poison, she must turn to one of her male teammates for a cure. That is, if she can handle the steamy antidote. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Owner Will Return by xXAsuka-chanXx reviews
I may sound a little bit crazy, but on Sasuke-kun's birthday I decided to clean up his mansion as my gift to him. Now, I clean the abandoned mansion every month. No harm in that right? That's what I thought, until I got an unexpected visitor: the owner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,224 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Proposal by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
He asked her to marry him. She said yes. Or well, something like that...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
That High School Desk by halfkyuubikat reviews
Sakura is the hot girl of the school and Sasuke...the nerd that wears glasses and that everyone makes fun of? What happens when she comes to school early and discovers that the know-it-all is...hot! Well, make the stotic guy like her! Lemons. -Requested-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gift by Roe Dusk reviews
Gimli has may have been avoiding Legolas, but there's a reason. And it's not like he saw much of anyone else either. After the War of the Ring. Fluff-ish\Plot bunny. -I told you they mutliply-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Poor Sasuke by SakuraBlizzard reviews
Itachi and Fugaku Uchiha have Sasuke locked in a room with Itachi pinning him down. Mikoto hears the violent cries and screams of her youngest son. What else would a mother think? Oneshotx, not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Fugaku U. - Complete
The Last Youngling by SapphireBee reviews
Bumblebee never knew where he come from, only that he was the lone survivor of one of the biggest mass slaughters Cybertron had ever seen. The last youngling to be born of the Allspark…
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bumblebee - Complete
He Doesn't Like It by br0flove reviews
He tilts his head and listens to the engine purr again before Bumblebee opens his mouth and gives Sam what he wants to hear. "Give up on her Sam." Sam freezes. mild Bee/Sam. Hints of Mikaela/Sam. spoilers for Revenge of The Fallen
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
The Torture Tools of Ratchet the Hatchet by Camero Comrade reviews
Its examination day for the Autobots. Torture....... 1 shot. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Optimus Prime, Bumblebee - Complete
XOXO and Other Affectionate Letters by Guttersnipe reviews
Staring at the script, a pervasive sinking feeling swept through Sasuke. "You're actually serious, aren't you?" "Oh, I'm always serious about my porn, Sasuke. That's just not something you joke about." "I'm not acting in your porno, you sick, sick man."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 57,546 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Simple Stitches by Alory Shannon reviews
Mikoto finds a way to patch things up between her sons, at least this time. Pre-massacre Uchiha fic. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Mikoto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bumblebee's Easter by DaemonicKitten reviews
One-shot, complete. Reposted. Bumblebee and the Witwickys, along with Mikaela, celebrate the 'bot's first Easter with an egg hunt. Bee/Witwicky and Bee/Mikaela friendship. Mikaela/Sam pairing. Side story of sorts to 'A Very Jazzy Easter'.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Take 35 by Pinkish-Bluish reviews
'At the beginning of this scene, you're absolutely perfect! What's wrong with-' Kakashi started. 'Is it because you have to kiss Sasuke' 'N-No' Changed to a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
DriveThru by Xenophobic Doll reviews
Oneshot, very short. Sam teaches Bee that placing an order at a fast food joint is actually rocket science.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Quote On Quote by Naruto-fan-Okami-chan reviews
The two minds of best friends Sasuke and Naruto unwittingly face off in an opinion to opinion battle. The subject...Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. Oh, the possibilities...and the revealed secrets. -SasuSaku--one-shot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Robots In Disguise by Victoria Hughes reviews
2007 movie. In which Sam and Mikaela meet Bumblebee 'in person', and Bumblebee learns about Earthling humor.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Mikaela B., Bumblebee - Complete
Best By Far by Nieriel Raina reviews
UFS: Escaping the celebrations of Legolas's second millennium, the elf and Gimli discuss women, swords and begetting day gifts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
What's For Dinner? by Nieriel Raina reviews
UFS: He always knew wood-elves were strange. Will their outlandish customs prove too much for a stout dwarf like Gimli? 2ND PLACE March 2009 Teitho Contest; 2ND PLACE 2009 MEFA Genres: Character Study: Friendship
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Beyond the Mountain Passes by Thundera Tiger reviews
When a certain elf and dwarf first agreed to join the Fellowship, they only promised to go as far as the mountain passes. At what point did they decide to keep going? Perhaps more importantly, why? A Lothlórien gapfiller featuring Gimli and Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
furbys,push pops, and yoyo's oh my PSYCHE! by Vampirette Knight reviews
"What's so great about the 90's anyway, Sakura?" Oh no he didn't. Sakura was about to teach Sasuke a very important life lesson. Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
DJ Bee by Advialoth reviews
Just a bit of fun with Bee and his radio. How could life possibly be dull when you have a talking car?
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Bumblebee, Sam W. - Complete
Bath Teim! by Arctic Banana reviews
It's bathtime for wee Bumblebee, and he manages to run Optimus Prime and Elita-One to Hell and back to get him to take one.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime - Complete
Theory of Time by Pensulliwen reviews
In the confrontation between Team 7 and Hebi, Sakura's determination to retrieve Sasuke leads to the two being trapped in a cave, both nearly out of chakra, with nothing to pass the time until their rescue/suffocation but conversation. Eventual SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Idea by StarLight9 reviews
Legolas thinks that Gloin and Thranduil should meet. He is the only one who cannot see what a bad idea this is. Teitho first place winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl by fantasmefantastic reviews
In which Uchiha Sasuke has a daughter and names her after his mother and loves the little girl to death. Because we all know that he will --- if ever stops being stupid.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Mikoto U. - Complete
While You Were Sleeping by Arctic Banana reviews
Bumblebee can't sleep, so Ratchet allows him to sleep in his room, unfortunately at the sacrifice of his own sleep.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Do I Turn You On? by Pinboo reviews
Bunny girl, dominatrix lady, french maid, she has tried them all. Tell her, what could possibly turn Sasuke Uchiha on? Sasusaku.one shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fashion Victims by jaxink reviews
2007 movieverse: Bumblebee and Ironhide find it part of their duties to release some humans from a crude prison, as all sentient beings have a right to be free...much to Sam’s dismay. -oneshot-
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Bumblebee, Ironhide - Complete
Puzzled Proposal by MintiNeko reviews
Sometimes I really hate Sasukekun. A ring for my birthday? A puzzle ring? With a message I can't read until I solve it? Come on!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ghosts and Ghouls by Nieriel Raina reviews
UFS: During their travels, Legolas and Gimli encounter a village with some beliefs the dwarf has never encountered before. Legolas enlightens him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Eyelash Envy by Streets of Fire reviews
[Admitting defeat, [she] accepted that Sasuke had hit the genetic jackpot and slipped back into his arms.]Freud clearly had the wrong appendage in mind. SasuSaku Drabble. Fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
InCARcerated by theshadowcat reviews
What would happen if someone carjacked Bumblebee? Rated for lots of profanity. Please read and review. One shot.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Bumblebee - Complete
A Boy And His Car by Devilish Kurumi reviews
Sam Witwicky has everything a boy could want: the hot girlfriend, the loving family, and the awesome car that transforms into a giant robot. Figures he'd fall for the car. Sam/Bumblebee.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sam W., Bumblebee - Complete
Strawberries by you.broke.a.promise reviews
Sasuke&Sakura. Sasuke and Sakura have an actual conversation... but what's it got to do with strawberries?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Breast Stimulation Pills reviews
"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Outlaw reviews
"He's one of our most wanted criminals, reserved for high class officers to arrest. Haruno is merely middle class. Just the fact that Sasuke Uchiha is requesting her to take on his arrest does not entitle that we should heed to his wants."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Mister Grumpy and Stuffed Pooh Bears reviews
"You have cancer." Sasuke Scoffed. "You checked my heart." "Yes and I noticed you have signs of cancer." Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "You are verbally constipated." " What?" He hissed, glaring with murder in his orbs. "And you're losing your hearing."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,067 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Springs reviews
"You wasted your time." She shook her head. "You and everyone else might think so but I don't. I didn't waste one moment looking for you." She paused for a moment. "But I did waste a lot of time not looking for you." At this, Sasuke finally turned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Leave it to Technology to Screw You Over reviews
When Sasuke barrows Itachi's phone to sex Sakura things get out of hand. What he doesn't know is that Naruto also asked Sakura if he could barrow her phone to sext Hinata. Two phones, two boys and one cruel turn of fate. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Santa Uchiha reviews
"I still won't wear it." "It's red." "So?" "Red's your color." What if Sasuke dressed up as Santa Claus for the sake of his Family. Christmas fic. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
BathroomSex! What's that spell! reviews
R&R "Oh my god, Teme! This is better than porn!" "Hey kid, that's my daughter out there!" "D-Did I say porn! I-I meant corn!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The True Art Is My Love For You reviews
What if Sakura found Sasuke after his battle with Deidara all beaten up and wounded?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who Knew Someone Could Mean So Much? reviews
R&R Even though Sakura had realized that she had went through hell and back because of the Uchiha she wouldn't give one moment of it back. She'd never look at her time and love that was wasted on Sasuke as a mistake because of what came out of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
If You Love Me, You Won't Give Up reviews
R&R "If I were dying I would want to die right here. On this roof in your arms." Sasuke snorted. "That's so cheesy, Sakura." "Sasuke-kun!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,983 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Her Heart Beats Because Of You reviews
Sequel to "Sasuke The Red Eyed Bastard" "Sasuke used to have a stick shoved up his ass." Sakura giggled slightly. Sai glanced at her with a raised eyebrow but then smirked. "Hey Dickless, I think I know where your dick went!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,260 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let's eat popcorn off each others bodies reviews
R&R "Someone is going to lay down on the floor and close their eyes. I'm going to place two pieces of popcorn somewhere on their body. But before I put the pieces on them, I'll blind fold one of you and then you'll have to find the popcorn."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Toilets reviews
R&R "Patrick did it to SpongeBob!" "That was because SpongeBob was flexible! Little teme three isn't flexible yet! You have to wait until he's older!" Naruto scolded, glaring at the little onyx orbed boy who only glared back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Their Scars reviews
R&R "Don't leave me." He whispered. For once letting her in. Telling her what he wanted. What he needed. And she smiled as she nodded her head. Knowing. Obliging. "I won't let go. This I swear." Sakura murmured, closing her eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke The Red Eyed Bastard reviews
R&R "Twinkle twinkle cups of roman. How I wonder what you taste like. Up above on your pedestal so high. Like a savor in the sky. Twinkle twinkle little roman. How I wonder why I love you more then pie." "You idiot! That's not how the song goes!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Eyelashes reviews
"I'll let you play with my eyelashes if you let me play with those." His eyes flickered down to her heaving chest then back up to her face that was beginning to turn bright red. "S-Sasuke-kun!" She screeched.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Girlfriend's Father Is An Ass reviews
R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thank You Itachi reviews
Sometimes all you need is a moment with your brother to figure out what to do next. "Tell her you love her Sasuke. She needs you, just like you need her." R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Barbie Pink reviews
Sometimes painting a room can lead to some very interesting events... if you cetch my drift ; R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke Doesn't Know About The Birds And The Bees reviews
Sequal to "Caught" "Sasuke Uchiha wants to restore his clan and yet he doesn't know how babies are made." "Don't you just order them out of a book or something?" He grumbled irratedly as his scowl got wider. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Actions Speak Louder Than Words reviews
R&R After killing his brother Sasuke's next goal is simple; distroy Kohona and everyone in it, with the exception of his pink haired ex-team mate that he plans on having help restore his clan. What do you do when the man you love destroys your everything?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caught reviews
Sasuke's at the stage where he is curious about girls, so he takes it upon himself to explore our dear Sakura's chest. But when Kakashi awakes in the middle of the night and cetches them, it seems as though he needs to have a talk with our young ninja.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mr Winkie reviews
R&R "Mr. Naruto, why are the naked cave people hugging without any clothes on?" "Ch. Their not hugging. They're playing hide and seek. You see, Mr. winkie hides so no one can see him in a rabit whole because he's shy." Sakura and Sasuke glared.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wish I Could Put A Spell On You reviews
R&R "Boy, wouldn't you want to find out." He said sarcastically but then smirked and looked over at her. "I mean, if I knew you wanted some, I would have hiked up your skirt a long time ago, Sakura Haruno. We could pull over to the side of the road and-"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cup Cakes reviews
He stopped for a second, thinking. "I guess I like her hair too. It reminds me of Itachi's underwear with the ducks on them!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
She Has Your Smile reviews
R&R "I do not want you communicating with him!" "He did it for you!" "That's not true!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Counting, Insulting, and Realizing reviews
R&R "Me too. Even though I technically didn't do anything wrong. I really think I'm the victim here cause I have a worm in my stomach."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Be Happy Sasuke reviews
R&R "Yes you can. I can't hold you anymore Sasuke, but she can. I can't cuddle you when you have a bad dream anymore, but she can. She will love you to death and give you everything she has. And I know, over time, you'll be able to do the same."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
This One Stands For reviews
I didn't understand how watching these flowers bloom was such a big deal. Every year, they did the same thing." "I understand now" Sasusaku R&R Please :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Locker reviews
Um, Sakura? Why are you in my locker?" "Sasuke-kun isn't very happy with me at the moment." "Your the one who tied his shoe laces to his chair when he was listening to his ipod!" "This isn't funny! He could kill me!" R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
This Means Something reviews
Let me hold him!" "No way! I found him first!" "I don’t care! I want him!" "Just because he looks like Sasuke doesn’t mean you can try to rape him too!" Added to the ending. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Belly Ring reviews
Sasuke loves Sakura's belly button. But what happens when she gets it pierced and she's not allowed to have any sexual contact around it at all? "Like you could resist me, you'll be trying to molest me in my sleep after two days without any contact." R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Arrogant brat! I love you with everything I have! reviews
Sakura had never said no to him in the bedroom before. She always gave him what he wanted, never once objecting. But that was about to stop. The spoiled man above her was just that. Spoiled.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stop Snoring or I'll Pluck Your Nose Hairs! reviews
Sakura! you better have a good reason why your shoving tweezers up my nose!" "Y-you wouldn't stop snoring." "So you decided to assault me with tweezers!" "Ino said that if I pulled your nose hairs out while you were sleeping you'd stop snoring!" R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tampon reviews
Sasuke-kun! I can't do it!" "And what makes you think I can?" "Because you can do anything!" "Sakura, I refuse to help you use a tampon for the fist time!" Slightly Crack. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Soap Opera reviews
Sasuke couldn't believe he agreed to watching a soap opera with is girlfriend. A soap opera! Where had his manly pride escaped to? R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
When An Uchiha Smiles reviews
Sasuke has been neglecting his wife for some scrolls, so Sakura gets an idea to place a fake hickey on her neck... How will Sasuke react to this? R&R PLEASE :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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