Andy0001z
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Joined 07-31-09, id: 2031021, Profile Updated: 06-19-13
Author has written 24 stories for Red Dwarf, and Batman.

Hi I am a early 40s chap who currently living in Wales with my Wife and Daughters (x2).

I have been a fan of Red Dwarf from the very beginning and have spent many a night chuckling away at the TV series or the books (all of them).

In my youth (i.e. early twenties) I also took my fandom to the next level and when to two Dimension Jump conventions, where I meet the cast and crew. In fact my claim to fame was that I once shared a lift down to a hotel reception with Danny John Jules. (Note: Back then when ever I saw him out and about he would be always wearing a hat)

Going back much further when I had an Amiga computer up and running I wrote (not completed) an adventure came based on the Dwarf. I also designed a couple of Online Disc Dwarf Mags which used a kind of pre-HTML (web) scripting language. These features scripts and tip bits on the RD universe. (Arrhh those where the days)

Now days I have a job in IT Audit which requires that I escape when I can to the Dwarf where my imagination can run free like the Couga (visualising a small rat).

I have written several fan fics around the boys from Dwarf and enjoy sharing my strange imagination very much. My stories mostly are around the end of series 8 and what might have happened next to Rimmer and the gang. Oh of course there is quite a bit of Ace action as well, as he is fun to write. I realised quickly that I liked my stories better if they evolved around Red Dwarf, however that does not mean I don't send Ace off to far flung dimensions.

I would like to thank the Red Dwarf community on here for a) reading my work and to those who have either worked with me to push my work out of the gutter and onto the side walk. Cheers to you all.

Well about time I slid back into the comfortable shoes of the Red Dwarf Universe and make my way down to the vid lounge to join the scutters for a classic cow boy flick.

Later Dwarfers.

Andy001z

Return to the Mall: Completed in May 2013, takes place after the events that occured in 'Day of the hologram'. The boys find themselves running out of supplies, which is odd given the Dwarf contained a full restock after the nanobots did their work. The only place nearby is the huge Mega Mall that they escaped from several months back. Back not all is as it was... Find out in what I hope is an RD classic.

Other fics : April 2010, Gone. In this fic I send Rimmer across the universe back to earth space only to find out that the earth has moved. When Lister and the gang use the same tech to attempt to find the new location of the Earth, they somehow end up back on Earth on the Listers 24th Birthday. Faced with some tough choices Lister decides to try and change his younger self's destiny and hopefully stop himself ending up stuck in deep space.

Dimension Jump Additional, Ace finds some news that effects one mans choices and leads to an adventure across space and dimensions.

New Years Bash. Rimmer finds he had one hell of a New year party and is married with Lister and the crew awol. What happened on the planet Dice? Update - WIP on the last chapter!! (09/03/11 - Promise it's nearly done!)

Additional new new fic : Men and Mice is here! (09/03/11) What would happen if a family of mice where left to fend for themselves in a sealed cargo hold... find out in this new totally Andy madcap fic.

Finished Fics :

The Hannaport files. Having found out in the 'Trapped' story that the crew of the SS Devonport have been kidnapped by the crew of the Hannaport, Lister and the lads set out to rescue them, only they need some help first.

Trapped. In this story Lister is trapped in a fully body AR suit but all is not what it seems and the crew back on Starbug have there own problems.

UPDATE 19/06/13 - Return to the Mall is complete - YEY!!!

UPDATE 11/06/13 - NEW FIC 'Return to the Mall' started. More to follow.

UPDATE 12/10/12 - Honey I'm home, NEW FIC up and running (Fallen Hero). Now all I have to do is finish the smegger!

UPDATE 14/09/12 - WOW nothing from me for AGES, sorry been busy, please leave a msg after the (BEEP).

UPDATE 29/06/10 - DAY IN THE LIFE OF KRYTEN is complete! A story on an average day from Krytens point of view. Poloymophs, Ship wide alerts and a washing machine that just hates Listers socks, it's all just an average day for Kryten.

UPDATE 30/06/10 - Election Day complete: A fic that started due to the UK Elections, but has turned into an adventure that has Rimmer meetining his mother in deepest space.

UPDATE 23/02/10 - Valentine Story, A Happy moment is complete.

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124 Days by cazflibs reviews
After three years of being Ace, Rimmer heads for Blerios 5 to train in swordsmanship and unarmed combat. Warning: contains scenes of a sexual nature.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,989 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Rimmer, A.
Chronic by garfieldodie reviews
Series 9. Short little story about Lister's back going out. The others try to help him cope. Read and review!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Lister, D. - Complete
Blurry by cazflibs reviews
Set a year before 'Rimmer's Return'. After nine years of being Ace, Rimmer meets a man who will change his life forever.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,552 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Rimmer, A. - Complete
Rimmer's Return by cazflibs reviews
Set a year before 'Back to Earth'. Ten years after leaving Starbug, Rimmer must return to the Dwarfers to stop the simulants from finding the Jadestone. But time can change a man, and not always for the better. COMPLETE.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,431 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
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Return to Mimas
Lister wakes up to find that he is back in his old locker on Mimas, why is he here and why can he remember only certain things from Red Dwarf. Will the officer in the blue Space Corps uniform and the fake mostache be of any help? Enjoy my take on the early days of Lister and Rimmer as something in space and time goes badly bonkers.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,795 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Fallen Hero reviews
Commander Howard Rimmer steals a top secret craft, he's on a mission, a mission to save himself from the Rimmer Gene.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
Return to the Mall reviews
Ok so I am back, it's been an age but here is a new fic that is linked to my earlier work 'Day of the Holograms'. In that story I gave two endings, in this story we pick up from the one that destorys the shopping mall, or does it? Supplies are running out on Red Dwarf and no one wants to find out why, so the crew go shopping.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Kryten, Holly, Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Trouble in London reviews
Alfred calls on Batman to quell the trouble in London as rioting starts to spread.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Alfred P.
New Years Bash reviews
Rimmer finds himself back on Reddwarf, having returned from the mother of all New Year Parties off ship. The only problem is he can't remember anything and has a worrying feeling there is more to his trip than just getting drunk.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Rimmer, A., Holly - Complete
Men and Mice reviews
Something is in the basement, something white, something new and it wants to get out.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Lister, D., Cat
Men and Mice Trailer reviews
A short trailer style fic for my upcoming fic called Men and Mice.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Lister, D., Cat - Complete
A Happy moment reviews
Rimmer remisis back to the cause of his loothing of Valentines day and we take a small trip with him back to his 13th year.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
The Christmas present reviews
Lister finds a small present while on their annual Christmas present hunt. Only this ones special.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Lister, D., Kristine K.
End of Life reviews
Lister is 90 and not looking forward to another day in his bunk. They have somehow travelled through space to FiJi. Can Lister complete his plan, can he hold out another day or will Fiji's only resident have other ideas?
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A.
Dimension Jump Additional reviews
Ace is getting ready to make the jump of his life and has a couple of things that need wrapping up and gets a surpise before he jumps.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Rimmer, A.
Holly Olympics reviews
Lister and Rimmer decide to find out who is the fitter after Lister says he wants to join the Zero-G training squad, only things don't go to Rimmers plan.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Post Blue reviews
Lister decides it's time to tell the crew how he really feels about Rimmer.
Red Dwarf - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
The Hannaport Files reviews
The crew of the Devonport are missing, a rouge commando squad is out there and the Boys turn once again to the only man who can help.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Trapped reviews
Lister finds a total body suit for the AR but it has a little optional extra that he wasn't expecting. Meanwhile Kryten, Rimmer and the Cat try to muddle by as normal, but life is not that simple.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,063 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Lister, D., Kryten - Complete
Election Day reviews
The guys get a spam telling them about an election being held on a local planet, only it is not quite what Rimmer was expecting when they turn up.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Day In the life of Kryten reviews
Kryten goes about his on board duties. Set on Red Dwarf, we see the daily grind from Krytens point of view.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Kryten, Lister, D. - Complete
Gone reviews
The boys find a ship with a communication device that can send hologram light to any destination, namely earth. Lister wants to know what has happended to the human race, but Rimmer is not so sure.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Day of the Holograms reviews
Drifting lost in space Rimmer notices something huge on the scanner. It turns out to be an off world shopping mall so big you could fit all the malls of the world into it and still have room for every Carpetright centre in the UK.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,080 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Yes SIR, Mr officer SIR! reviews
These are the events after Lister announces his exam result at the end of Balance of Power. Rimmer decides to show Lister what it means to be an officer. Holly has started the officer induction program which unbeknown to Lister will be less than fun.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Lister, D., Rimmer, A. - Complete
Mirror Universe reviews
Can Lister, Kochanski, Cat and Kryten find a way back from the Mirror Universe to save Rimmer from the microbe stricken Red Dwarf and what the heck happened to my teeth!
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,000 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Lister, D., Cat - Complete
Father Mechanoid reviews
A little Christmas inspired story. All set on Red Dwarf, any timeframe really.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete
Rimmer, Rimmer, Rimmer, and Rimmer reviews
A Series 9 Story. We find the crew back on Red Dwarf with the newly generated Rimmer Hologram. Kochanski has left / died and Holly is still online. The boys from dwarf have to help a trapped Ace Rimmer from staying forever with the Zillian sisters.
Red Dwarf - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,958 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D.
Rimmer Re Born reviews
At the end of Series 8 he is Captain of a Dying ship and all alone with the exception of a very smug Vending machine. The story continues this moment on. Reviews welcome all complete now.
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Rimmer, A., Lister, D. - Complete