I Am The Night
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Joined 08-01-09, id: 2031772, Profile Updated: 07-30-12
Author has written 5 stories for Grim and Evil, Star Wars, Ben 10, Dr. Strangelove, and Monty Python.

Hello all.

In case you're reading this and half of what you see is out of date by a few months, that would be because I have only ever updated this profile thing two or three times since I started it.

My name’s... ACHOO... but you can call me I Am The Night (what a corny and horrible pen name, yes I know). It’s a quote from one of my own stories, the one that won’t give you diarrhea if you read it. I must be completely shameless.

Most of my stories were made either to test the waters or as a spur of the moment thing when I was bored. Half of them I wish I could remove but for reasons I can’t quite explain to either you or myself I can’t bring myself to do so, some artistic integrity thing I guess.

I write fanfiction as an outlet for my emotions, mostly rage, but there are others. So many people, thankfully only a minority, care only about themselves. We have the mental capacity to do and create so much, and yet we are so inclined towards thinking within such small horizons, ourselves, our families, our social group, and people who bear a resemblance to us, notably race, religion, gender and other trivial things. People who think along such lines are inclined towards not caring about other people, and thinking that people who aren’t like them are abnormal or wrong. It’s just so arrogant and selfish, and the worst part is that they’re almost always beyond being able to be reasoned with. They will make up evidence to prove their clames, and ignore the fact that they made it up themselves! Why do we have to deal with this crap! But it’s not just about venting my hatred at all the a$$holes of the world, it’s as much an expression of love, affection, justice, sorrow, humour and all that.

Here are some things that influence me.

Things I Like:

Dad, mum, sister, stepmum, grandparents and my limited circle of friends

My country Australia

My Hyosung GV650, pretty cool for a learner approved Korean immitation bike


Sports cars

Fords, though I can also respect Holdens

Radio control planes, cars, boats

Guns, missiles, tanks, jets, warships and other weapons of war and destruction

Politics and ideologies


Other things of no importance

Things I Hate:





People who judge

Climate change fear mongers… There’s valid scientific theories on both sides but the threat of doomsday is a very powerful tool for controlling people who don’t know or think too much about their leaders. In fact I hate the people who deny climate change and the adverse health effects of tobacco smoke just as much.

Demagogues and the people who vote for them

People who think they’re more important

People who don’t even try to pull their weight

Fake apologies

People who make fake apologies and then blame the victim when they don't do anything to back up said apology and get found out.

Favourite Characters:

T1000 from Terminator 2… He’s the ultimate cold blooded spectre of darkness. Remorseless, stoic, unceasing, his ice cold death stare makes your spine tingle and your blood freeze.

Itachi Uchiha from Naruto… Same as T1000.

Chloe from Noir… Same as Itachi Uchiha.

Mandy from GaoBaM… A tough, strong, take charge girl, she’s a role model for strength of will and how to not take sh!t from anybody.

Joker from Dark Knight…The maaaadneeesssss! THE MAAAAADNEEESSSSS!

Tak from Invader Zim… MAAAAAAAADNEEEEESSSSSSSS! And ultra cool too.

Hans Gruber from Die Hard… He’s cool, calm, collected and oh so sophisticated. Almost makes up for the fact he’s a ruthless killer.

Max Zorin from A View to a Kill… A superhuman psychopath. The product of Nazi eugenics, he laughed light heartedly while mowing down his own men like it was just a bit of harmless fun.

Patrick Bateman... Because as his buddy Max knows, it's hip to be square!

Alucard from Hellsing… Need I say anything? Hail the No Life King!

Johnny C. Nny... He's like a younger, crazier version of Alucard, and I like the idea of him being a burnt out future version of Dib.

This all shows up in my serious work and it’s pretty obvious when I use them for reference. At the heart of it I guess I'm just a glorified hack. Oh well, I am what I am.

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Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 821,919 - Reviews: 4292 - Favs: 6,282 - Follows: 5,100 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Relentless by Minn-Dreamweaver reviews
Cyclonis has presented a peace treaty to Atmos, but will only sign it on the condition that the Storm Hawks are handed over to her. In a world that is slowly turning on them, can the Storm Hawks find the truth? Who can they trust? No OCs!
Storm Hawks - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,871 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/19/2011
Terminator 3 A New Life by Fictionstv reviews
Skynet loses the war against the Resistance and escapes to 1999 in the form of a TX. Cameron travels back in time to save John Connor from Skynet's Terminator forces, while a T-1000 follows his own agenda. Please review and take part in the action.
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 191,498 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Sarah C., John C., Cameron, Skynet
Shifting Sands by tere moto the sentry reviews
Gaz's cruelty to Dib has gone on for too long, and when a band of otherworldly entities known as the Destinies take her and hold her on trial, her fate may ultimately rest with her victim himself.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,570 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Gaz, Dib
The Arrackaz Wolf by Lolo25 reviews
After an incident that happened between Billy and Mandy things were a bit shaky with them, as soon as it starts to clear up wolves come, and secrets are kept. Can Mandy figure out what lies deep inside her and Billy before Mating Season starts.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,776 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Mandy, Billy - Complete
The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy:War's Story by LoopyFist reviews
Mandy had finnaly done it. She had taken over Earth and the Underworld, and rules over both as Empress...but how did she do it? The Horseman War, her personal bodyguard, tells of the events leading up to Mandy's rule from his viewpoint...cool story! Ch:3
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009
Mandy’s Metropolis by frogman reviews
After traveling to a post apocalyptic society, Billy discovers a secret deep inside the halls of the empress' palace. Unbeknownst to him, his discovery will trigger a series of events that will decide the fate of humanity for years to come.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,185 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 8/28/2006
A Time for Heroes by lightning bird reviews
Some friendships grow over time, while others are forged in the heat of battle. At the onset of Fuse's invasion of Earth, two heroes with nothing in common will have to find a means of fighting the enemy, not each other.
Fusion Fall - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,762 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Dexter, Ben T. - Complete
Narutosama Lord of Darkness by HeavenlyNight reviews
Naruto manages to bring Sasuke back to Konoha after he runs off to join Orochimaru however Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. Enraged at their betrayal Naruto leaves swearing to return and destroy Konoha one day. A Dark Naruto story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,909 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Jedi knight Uzumaki Naruto by LD 1449 reviews
When Sasuke and Orochimaru decide to attack team Kakashi instead of retreat during the second retrieval atempt Naruto is forced to reveal abilities never before seen in the shinobi world.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,435 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Naruto U.
It Just Slipped by Mr. BG reviews
It an attempt to cheer Gwen up Ben accidentally tells her she's cute. How will she react to this? Find out how a simple word changes everything for these two kids and opens up their true feelings for each other.BxG
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,832 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
Out Of His Mind by William Whisk reviews
“Oh well, at least Mandy will be his prisoner for the rest of her life….muhahaha, I can’t believe my luck.” Grim shouted happily.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,737 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
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Billy and Mandy of the Night reviews
Mandy is on her path to power when her world is turned upside down, forcing Grim, Billy and her into hiding. Isolated together Mandy will question her choices as Billy begins to show a different side, all the while their hunter begins its long search.
Grim and Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 611,796 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011
Coming of the Night reviews
A songfic and prequel to a yet to be published fic. This is how Mandy originally took power, using an army of machines and her own demonic scythe to crush the arrogant, small minded people of the world. Set to the lyrics of Black Earth by Arch Enemy.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Complete
A Life Alone reviews
Sometimes people make stupid decisons. Sometimes the consequences of those decisions come back to haunt you. But some stupid decisions ruin lives, and the consequences consume everything and everyone. Dark, powerful, hateful Ben.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,931 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Ben T., Gwen T.
Mr Hutt reviews
Leia's sick, literally, of being Jabba's slave girl. So she comes up with an idea to get rid of him via 'explosive' stomach problems. Star Wars crossover with Mr Creosote skit in Meaing of Life. T just to be sure.
Crossover - Star Wars & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Leia O. - Complete
Dr Mandy reviews
Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate Billy. Basically Billy and Mandy start a Nuclear War that wipes out everyone else on the planet. Whoops! Sorry, My bad.
Crossover - Grim and Evil & Dr. Strangelove - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete