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Author has written 25 stories for Supernatural, White Collar, Sherlock Holmes, Merlin, and Glee.

Birthday: 6/10/86 - I accept gifts in the form of fics, reviews, and cash.

"I want to blow your mind because I don't (necessarily) have to cup your balls in the process." - I love this quote, but I don't know who came up with it. All I know is Carrie Fisher tweeted it.

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for lunch; liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the decision." - Unknown Author

Beautiful, intelligent, mentally stable: pick two.

As far as fics go, slash with a reason (not just the two hot guys - they need chemistry or history or something) is almost all I'll read, with the rare exception of pairingless oneshots that could happen or are tags to canon episodes. I'll only read mpreg if there's a good reason for this man to be pregnant (in Harry Potter, they're wizards, so it's magic... in Supernatural, Cas in an angel, so it can be a miracle, and then there's witchcraft, so once again, it can be magic... there's no excuse for it in White Collar or House.)


I don't like AU. But here's the thing about the warning "Alternate Universe:" it's too vague a term. Some people say that AU encompasses anything from changing the story arc after season 4 to a fic where Sam, Dean, Bobby, and Castiel are all British highschoolers, Sam and Dean aren't related, Cas isn't an Angel, and NOBODY KILLS ANY MONSTERS. This needs to change. Here's what they are soon going to be:

- Alternate Universe (AU): Writing the characters into a non-canon storyline/setting where all they retain are their looks and basic personalities can be Alternate Universe (AU).

- Parallel Universe (PU): Writing a canon-based story where a change in pre-Pilot history changed everything and no one is where they should be (see: What Is and What Should Never Be) can be Parallel Universe (PU).

- Alternate Timeline (AT): Writing a canon-based story where something changes during the series to make the current storyline go on a different arc (See: The End) can be Alternate Timeline (AT). My warning for SPN's My Bloody Valentine, for example, would be "AT after My Bloody Valentine."

If this makes sense to you, please post it in your profile. And then utilize these terms. ^_^

I'm going to use these warnings for anything published after January 16th, 2011. If I ever stop being lazy (LMAO), I'll go back and add these warnings to past fics.


I know it's pathetic, but after I post a fic or chapter, I sit around for days just waiting for reviews. So please, review... so I can get some sleep...

I fucking hate Mary Sues. Just saying.

Incourteous Bastards:
-Anyone that labels a pairing half as "OC" (original character) - is it slash or het? Who knows? The author won't tell us. Come on, people, it's OFC or OMC
-Anyone that labels a gen or friendship fic as "Not slash" because those of us who do a search function for "slash" inevitably get a window full of that, and there's really no point in putting us through that just because it's not your cup of tea.
-Anyone that thinks just because heterosexuality is "normal" they don't have to warn the readers that there's graphic het material. Eew. Gross. I don't wanna accidentally read that shit.

And people, please pay some attention to your grammar and spelling. Or take advantage of the nifty beta system they have here. No one wants to read something that seems like it was written by a 12-year-old - or anyone graduating from an American public high school, because... let's face it... :-/ (Just f.y.i. I graduated from an American public high school, which is how I know they generally suck.)

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

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The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 269,732 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Sestina by Lyricoloratura reviews
In space, you need your friends. Jim's been taken hostage, the Enterprise is threatened in enemy territory, and the crew must risk everything to try to save their captain. Will everything be enough? Slow-building ensemble piece; not abandoned, I promise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 138,004 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, H. Sulu
Hard Road by Aleisha Potter reviews
Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,080 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,931 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Freckles by Saiya-jin girl reviews
Castiel likes to watch over Dean as he sleeps to make sure he has no bad dreams. Then comes this one night where Sam catches him in the act. Short, fluffy, ficlet.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
How Did THAT Happen? by Spiderlass reviews
Spock and Kirk are both guys... so how the heck do they have a baby! NOT M-preg, YES Slash eventually... NOTE: Is being rewritten, see inside for details.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,556 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Shake On It by IAmTheGrayArea reviews
It was a business deal of sorts. One that came to fruition because Stiles was such a freakin awesome best friend and because Derek... well, Derek needed to mate.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,597 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Derek H., Stiles
Hale The Princess by LowlifeTheory reviews
Derek's been acting strange, stranger than normal, but when he buys a pink gameboy Stiles starts to get really worried, and then everything falls into place.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,387 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
Facepalms by Darth Tater reviews
Drabbles. Arthur dissected Merlin's face with his stare, searching for he didn't know what and not sure whether he found it.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
A Series Of Unfortunate Misunderstandings by Jonsdottir reviews
Prequel to 'The Plan'. The supposed epic romance of Spock and Jim. How it began and why people think they're 'doing it'. Preslash. Misunderstandings galore and pathetic attempts at humour. Fear it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,098 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Cupid's Cove by Spockaholic reviews
Kirk and Spock are mistaken for lovers and sent to spend their shore leave at a tacky couples resort. Slashiness is the only logical outcome. Abandon hope of het fic, all ye who enter here.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,598 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Being in a Pack by Pentakill Lux reviews
AU.Before Scott got bitten Stiles had never been seriously injured. But now Stiles' world has been flipped one-eighty and everything is werewolves and hunters and poisoned bullets, late-night stakeouts and running from your life with frigging arrows flying around his ears. But that's just normal life when you're part of a Pack, right?
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,474 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Derek H., Stiles - Complete
Reasonable to Assume by Saucery reviews
Stiles and Derek raise a baby together. Or Stiles raises a baby; Derek just hangs around and panics.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,276 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Stiles, Derek H.
tell me what you want to hear by foamskyandsea reviews
It takes a lot to quiet Stiles.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Courtship by bellacatbee reviews
Monroe starts trying to court Nick the Blutbad way but Nick doesn't seem to notice. Nick/Monroe.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Monroe, Nick B. - Complete
Squeak ! by BaconCoffee reviews
Nick bugs Monroe with a squeaky toy. 400 words. Crackfic.
Grimm - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Monroe, Nick B. - Complete
So a Grimm and a Blutbad Walk into a Bar by himitsutsubasa reviews
Monroe visits a "wesen only" bar and finds a certain Grimm wasted. One-shot turn three-shot.
Grimm - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Nick B., Monroe - Complete
All's Unfair in Love and War by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
When Monroe really thinks about it, Nick is 'unfair' personified; a walking, talking body that should have had the six-letter word stamped on its forehead. Hinted unrequited slash.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Monroe, Nick B. - Complete
Movie Night by marfiola reviews
"What's wrong with My Little Pony?" Monroe tried to defending the movie. He didn't mind watching those prancing ponies. Especially when he had seen those episodes before.
Grimm - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Nick B., Monroe - Complete
Confusion leads to delusion by Cinnamon secrets reviews
A secret exchange is organized on the Enterprise to celebrate Valentine's Day… however it's well known that on this ship rumors and misunderstandings always get in the way
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,344 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Permission by And I Am Undone reviews
Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Uhura on shore leave. Spock isn't acting like himself. Pairing: Kirk/Spock. Fully-clothed first-time Spirk. SLASH Rated T just to be on the safe side. For livejournal trek crackbingo prompt "alien intoxicants" but not too cracky.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Vulcan PDA by gqmfacacia reviews
4 times Spock surprised Kirk with PDA and 1 time he expected it
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
This Never Happened by GabrielsLoveSlaveLokiFTWincest reviews
Gabriel comes to visit the Winchesters. Well, one in particular, and not the one you'd think. Somethings are uncovered. Bossy and Annoying have fun. ; Warnings: Slash, swearing
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Jail Birds by TealEyedBeing reviews
Dean and Cas occupy themselves while being held in a jail cell. Warnings/Disclaimer inside.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
After Altair by SnapeInDrag reviews
Spock hasn't been the same since the ordeal on Vulcan. After Altair, when assigned to milk runs, Kirk decides to take the opportunity to break through Spock's shell. What happens when he does?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,867 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/12/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pet the Puppy by LaylaBinx reviews
"Are you…Are you petting him?" Hehe,silly fluff and Sally teasing the boys! Cute and fluffy! Can be read as either SLASH or NON-SLASH! However you feel like reading :D
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Josh, Aidan - Complete
Skin Tapestries by mattmetzger reviews
Five scars that Jim hates, and one that he doesn't mind. K/S. I'm on a roll.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In Natural Light by mattmetzger reviews
In which Jim thinks he's cleverer than he actually is, forgets two basic rules, and makes a little bit of an idiot of himself. Spock is just amused. Features seven kisses. Oneshot, development of K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/15/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Better Dead Than Red by Selune reviews
The morning after, and the morning after that. Sequel to "Tall, Dark, and Deadly."
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Josh, Aidan - Complete
Pepsi Max by Love-in-the-Stars reviews
Sam is the truck driver for Coke Zero and one day at a small diner he meets the driver of Pepsi Max.One-shot. AU!Crack
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Tall, Dark, and Deadly by Selune reviews
From beinghumankink on lj: "Aidan is struggling to keep his feelings for Josh to himself. Unfortunately, a new guy from work is posing a threat of taking Josh away from him."
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Josh, Aidan - Complete
Intake Monitors by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Kirk has an allergic reaction that causes Bones to make some drastic changes to the captain's dietary restrictions, and appoints someone to monitor what Kirk eats for a while. - Intended as friendship, but can be interpreted as pre-slash, too. -
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/28/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Care by mattmetzger reviews
After the chaos is over, Jim takes good care of what is his. Established K/S relationship, and fluff everywhere.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Print by Tashilover reviews
Castiel learns that by touching the handprint on Dean's arm, it can restore his Grace. Dean, however, is hesistant. Slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,683 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Unfinished Business by boscoslut reviews
Someone from Peter's past takes his revenge out on Neal. Just an excuse to beat Neal up.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,974 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Neal C., Peter B.
Big Brother by BoundLight reviews
Gabriel and Dean butt heads after Castiel is injured.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Bright Soul by Love-in-the-Stars reviews
Castiel has disappeared and the only one who knows what happened or where he has gone is Gabriel but the archangel won't tell, not unless the youngest Winchester does something for him first. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel. Three-part.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Parenthetical statements are kind of unhelpful by amor-remanet reviews
Castiel might not understand emotions, but that doesn't mean he's not going to try to express them. DeanxCastiel, schmoop.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
This is Not Convenient by cloudyjenn reviews
If Castiel doesn't find a mate soon, the council will assign him one. And Dean's not about to let that happen. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 251 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Golden Syrup by Jadeaffection reviews
Dean finds out the hard way that there are some things siblings never need to hear while Gabriel learns the benefits of doing things by hand. *Slash* Sam/Gabriel. Oneshot. Allusions to sexual acts and misuse of foodstuffs.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Shelter from Storm by Luna Argenta reviews
Hotch and Reid are taken captive by a sexual sadist, who takes an interest in Reid. Reid doesn't want his first sexual encounter to be like that, so he has to ask Hotch for a big favor. SLASH! Reid/Hotch. Non-con Reid/OC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,974 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/24/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Ranting in G Major by Jadeaffection reviews
In which Sam dwells on the past and things he shouldn't want, Dean and Castiel are delightfully obtuse and Gabriel rants because he cares. *Slash* Sam/Gabriel, implied pre-Dean/Castiel. Oneshot. Coarse language and Sexual references. Spoilers for 5.19
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Beautiful Obscene by Lassroyale reviews
Written for a non-con, torture prompt on the kinkmeme: Chuck is kidnapped by an unknown enemy and raped and tortured. It's up to Casey to rescue him. Established relationship, graphic violence, non-con.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,065 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Chuck B., Casey/Alex C.] Sarah W., OC
Eccentric Odium by SierraKathleen reviews
After a crazy night in South Dakota, a new "friend" inhabits Castiel's body. Suddenly, Sam and Dean find their beloved angel threatening to smite Dean where he stands. They soon realize that there is more to Cas than meets the eye. Set Pre-Finale Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,347 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Trafficking by AhmoseInarus reviews
Let Me In: 12 - Reid is abducted and the team finds him for auction on the internet. When they fail to find him before the auction closes, it's a race against time to reach him before he's delivered to the buyer, and lost for good... SLASH!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,188 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - [S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch] UNSUB - Complete
Out of Reach by PancakeMassacre reviews
Reid is kidnapped… again. Can the team find him in time? WARNING: has more than earned its M rating. No pairings but lots of whump
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,733 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
The Dark Side of the Moon by May Glenn reviews
Previously titled THE TONGUE OF A VAMPIRE. A one-shot of Sam rescuing Dean from vampires became a humorous, angsty adventure following the Pink Floyd album in question. Takes place before canon episode 5x16 Dark Side of the Moon, otherwise no relation.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,457 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Blood Is Love by Lassroyale reviews
Chuck and Casey are captured by an unknown enemy, who seems intent on breaking Casey...and she’ll use Chuck to do it.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C.
team free will, plus one by Vanus Empty reviews
In another life, this happened. Spoilers for 5.19.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Pieorities by MoonGoddessShadow reviews
Even in his wildest dreams, Castiel never would've imagined that this is where they would find God, in this random hole-in-the-wall California diner. Slightly crack-y, especially near the end.
Crossover - Supernatural & Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W., Shawn S. - Complete
The Pen and The Sword by Suededonym reviews
In which Chuck steps up to the plate, and several people get what is owed to them. Semi-Crack, very mild scariness. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Chuck, Lucifer - Complete
Castiels Human Adventures by 67impalalover reviews
A series of one-shots based on Castiel becoming human. Dean discovers that teaching someone how to sleep is alot harder than it sounds...NOT SLASH!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Castiel
Lessons in Hugging by Copper's Mama reviews
A Dean/Cas fic, from Sam's POV. Dean teaches Cas about hugging. Please read and review!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clue Feathers by cloudyjenn reviews
Something is seriously messed up with Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,588 - Follows: 136 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Deal with an Angel by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
After a hunt, Castiel falls pregnant and Sam has to make a deal to save himself from trouble. Warnings for mpreg and adult content. Dean/Castiel and hints at Sam/Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,369 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
txt msg by Daria234 reviews
Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Waiting for God by Mr Twyst reviews
Castiel has finally worked out how to find God using an ancient and arcane technique – go outside and shout. R&R please.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Cupid by Artemisdesari reviews
5.14 spoilers, the thoughts of a certain angel. Dean/Castiel pre-slash
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold by sammygirl1963 reviews
Sam is kidnapped and tortured by a hunter for revenge against John. Will he survive until his family can find him? LimpSam/AngstyDean/AngstyJohn Warning: Language
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,461 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - John W., Bobby S. - Complete
Crack Shots by otahyoni reviews
On Hoth, Wes Janson decides to get Wedge Antilles drunk.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - W. Janson, Wedge A. - Complete
Problem? Solved by BluAlbino reviews
In which a very drunk Dean proposes to a very confused Castiel while Sam sleeps it off in the back seat. Dean/Castiel twoshot
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Kiss the Boy Saga by YamiNoWedge reviews
Slash. Draco's friends torment him using their own remixed version of the Little Mermaid's "Kiss the Girl". Chaos ensues. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,027 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Through Bitter Chains by Rhysenn reviews
*NEW CHAPTER 6 ADDED!* [Aragorn/Legolas, Boromir/Legolas] An Elvish slave learns much about the ways of Men -- who, above all else, desire power.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,321 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Raincoat!Draco by Rhysenn reviews
Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. Does it get any better? (Harry/Draco slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/1/2001
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Pink Satin Panties reviews
A friend of Rhonda Hurley knows about the pink satin panties she got Dean to wear and would like to revisit the subject with him, unaware that he's involved with Castiel. Destiel. OFC. Written for 4thchairswag (dA) in exchange for an art commission.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Profess Your Love to Me reviews
"I'm not an Angel anymore. I'm your new God – a better one. So, you will bow down and profess your love to me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you." At the end of season 6, 'Lord' Castiel enslaves Dean and Sam for his personal pleasure. Pairings: Cas/Dean (mostly), Cas/Sam, Cas/Dean/Sam WARNINGS: Evil!Cas, noncon, sexual slavery, slash(of course), hurt/comfort
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Cas's Logical Sequel reviews
This is the sequel to Cas's Logical Suggestion. I highly recommend reading that first. This sequel follows Dean's prank-induced pregnancy at least through birth. Slash. Mpreg. Dean/Cas. Sam/Gabe. Implied Bobby/Marcy Ward. AT during S6
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Dean W., Castiel
Five and One: The Magic Reveal reviews
Five ways Merlin didn't reveal his magic to Arthur, and one way he did. Will be 6 chapters.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,861 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
E4K the Winchester Way reviews
On Novermber 17th, 2012, Sam and Dean Winchester participate in an endurance charity event run by Random Acts. The goal: how many monsters can they kill in one night?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Dean W., Sam W.
Velcro Jumpsuits are All the Rage reviews
Kurt's many layers of clothes, while fashionable, make it difficult for Blaine to rip his clothes off and ravish him. How does he rectify the situation? And what are the ramifications of his solution? Klaine. Slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Adventurous reviews
Blaine wants to have sex with Kurt. Klaine. Slash. Warnings: SPOILERS for 3x05 The First Time.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Brand on the Soul reviews
Dean finds out that he owes Castiel a souldebt for rescuing him from Hell. This fic is a request for Lizzy0305, who wrote the 75th review for Cas's Logical Suggestion. Destiel. Slash. AT after S6E4-ish. Now complete!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Changing Channels: MalefliXXX reviews
During Changing Channels, the Trickster decides to go the porn route.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Dream Lovers reviews
Spoilers for S7E17 The Born-Again Identity. Summary inside. One-sided Destiel slash.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Playing Doctor reviews
Watson wants to sleep. Sherlock wants something else. Let's see who wins. Rated M for sexuality.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Strangers at the Pool reviews
Dean and Castiel go to a pool for fun and relaxation. Dean gets jealous when someone else shows interest in Castiel. Destiel. Slash. Written for Kyatariina for the 75th review of Cas's Logical Sequel.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Gabriel's a Perv,,, But Then, So Is Dean reviews
Gabriel uses his Trickster magic to conjure a fake Dean and Castiel, then watch them do it. Dean catches him; chaos ensues. Slash! Destiel. Written for Lyanvis for the 175th review of Cas's Logical Suggestion. Voyeur!Dean, Gabe, and Sam. Porny!Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Servicing Oberon reviews
Dean got away from the Fairies the first time they tried to get him, but they couldn't just let him go. The second time they kidnap him, they have a plan to get him to cooperate, and Dean's not thrilled to discover what it is they want from him. Slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Cas's Logical Suggestion reviews
Dean is really upset that Castiel is still a virgin. Castiel has a logical, innocent suggestion. Destiel. Sam/Gabriel. Complete! Rated M for the 3rd ending! Happy Reading! Warning: May be offensive to religious people. AT during S6
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,302 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Blow Me reviews
Fic request for zeza-66; Castiel has been spending so much time with Dean that the Hunter hasa begun rubbing off on him. So when they get into a fight, and Dean tells Cas, "Blow me," how does Cas respond differently than usual? Sexcapades ensue. Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
What Did He Mean By That? reviews
"Does that make me pokey?" was one of the greatest lines ever uttered. Now that Lisa a.k.a. Gumby Girl has a more significant role in the show, why has there been no reference to this? Well, here's mine. 2 100 word chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Dean W., Lisa B. - Complete
Doctor Caffrey reviews
As in Ph.D., not M.D. Neal and Peter friendship.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Anaximander reviews
Congratulations, Misha, on your first born son, West Anaximander Collins. This is dedicated to you. Dean, Castiel, and Sam argue over what to name Dean and Cas's firstborn son. Slash. Destiel. Mpreg.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Public Displays of Affection reviews
What would happen if Castiel observed how other couples behaved in public and tried to do the same things with Dean? Future fic. Destiel slash. Minor Sam/Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
John's Blessing reviews
Castiel wants John's blessing to marry Dean. Destiel in case it wasn't obvious Oneshot. Fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Castiel, John W. - Complete
SPN's My Bloody Valentine Parody reviews
What does Cupid do to Castiel in My Bloody Valentine? Read and find out. Go on. You know you want to. Alternate ending to the Apocalypse. Destiel slash. Minor Sam/Gabriel *COMPLETE! Ending now up* AT during S5E14
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,697 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
How the Apocalypse Should Have Ended reviews
Alternate ending and spoilers for Season 5 - Takes place during The Song Remains the Same. Read it. You know you're curious. AT end of S5
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Dean W., Michael - Complete
The Four Rings of the Apocalypse reviews
Season 5 Spoilers. Now that Sam and Dean have collected all 4 Horseman Rings, what can they do with them? AT end of S5
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Strippers in Tan Trenchcoats reviews
A little fluff piece 10 years into Dean and Castiel's happily-married future. Slash. No porn.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete