Author has written 25 stories for Supernatural, White Collar, Sherlock Holmes, Merlin, and Glee.
Birthday: 6/10/86 - I accept gifts in the form of fics, reviews, and cash.
"I want to blow your mind because I don't (necessarily) have to cup your balls in the process." - I love this quote, but I don't know who came up with it. All I know is Carrie Fisher tweeted it.
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for lunch; liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the decision." - Unknown Author
Beautiful, intelligent, mentally stable: pick two.
As far as fics go, slash with a reason (not just the two hot guys - they need chemistry or history or something) is almost all I'll read, with the rare exception of pairingless oneshots that could happen or are tags to canon episodes. I'll only read mpreg if there's a good reason for this man to be pregnant (in Harry Potter, they're wizards, so it's magic... in Supernatural, Cas in an angel, so it can be a miracle, and then there's witchcraft, so once again, it can be magic... there's no excuse for it in White Collar or House.)
I don't like AU. But here's the thing about the warning "Alternate Universe:" it's too vague a term. Some people say that AU encompasses anything from changing the story arc after season 4 to a fic where Sam, Dean, Bobby, and Castiel are all British highschoolers, Sam and Dean aren't related, Cas isn't an Angel, and NOBODY KILLS ANY MONSTERS. This needs to change. Here's what they are soon going to be:
- Alternate Universe (AU): Writing the characters into a non-canon storyline/setting where all they retain are their looks and basic personalities can be Alternate Universe (AU).
- Parallel Universe (PU): Writing a canon-based story where a change in pre-Pilot history changed everything and no one is where they should be (see: What Is and What Should Never Be) can be Parallel Universe (PU).
- Alternate Timeline (AT): Writing a canon-based story where something changes during the series to make the current storyline go on a different arc (See: The End) can be Alternate Timeline (AT). My warning for SPN's My Bloody Valentine, for example, would be "AT after My Bloody Valentine."
If this makes sense to you, please post it in your profile. And then utilize these terms. ^_^
I'm going to use these warnings for anything published after January 16th, 2011. If I ever stop being lazy (LMAO), I'll go back and add these warnings to past fics.
I know it's pathetic, but after I post a fic or chapter, I sit around for days just waiting for reviews. So please, review... so I can get some sleep...
I fucking hate Mary Sues. Just saying.
And people, please pay some attention to your grammar and spelling. Or take advantage of the nifty beta system they have here. No one wants to read something that seems like it was written by a 12-year-old - or anyone graduating from an American public high school, because... let's face it... :-/ (Just f.y.i. I graduated from an American public high school, which is how I know they generally suck.)
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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.