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Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

MRaghhhhhh mrahhhhbh m,rahhhhh. I write stories and smoke marijuana mrahhhhhhhhhh!

I am also evil. An evil smoker who has sexual fantasies about Russia-san. Message me and we can discuss stuff if you like, I can be quite the intellectual in the realms of literature and other subjects.

Also... REVOLUTIOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! and riots.

I'mma dude by the way too xD

Favorite Authors:

Leo Tolstoy, William S. Burroughs, Franz Kafka, Nietzsche, Marquis De Sade, Phillip K. Dick, Fyodor Dostyoevsky.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Not religious, spiritual.)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can contact the dead, so I MUST be just like the kid from SIXTH SENSE.
I have lots of CATS, so I MUST be a crazy old hag.
I watch Jerry Springer, so I MUST have no life.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST have bling bling.
I wear hoodies,so I MUST be a chav.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm asthmatic, so I MUST be a whiney little wimp.
I like chocolate, so I MUST be fat and ugly.

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Iceland's Fridge by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
Letters in the Locker by FernFrost reviews
Matthew gets a surprise after class in his locker. One that has potential to change a lot about what he knows and what he thought he did. -my first go ever! . -
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,526 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Russia, Canada
How to leave the closet by ButterFish reviews
US/UK - AU. Arthur is a businessman who is still in the closet. Alfred is openly gay. The two of them meet - and fall in love. But can they keep up this relationship when they're so different?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,131 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
World Cup Drunken Bets by waterrain reviews
Germany was drunk and he made a bet with Spain. He lost the bet and then lost another druken bet when Netherland's team lost against Spain's. Russia was the only Nation to win all of his bets and no one can top that at all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Germany, Netherlands
Bicycle Day by Krait reviews
Historical Fic. April 19, 1943... Vash consumes 250 micrograms of LSD. Because he starts to lose perception, he asks certain Belgian woman to take him home on a bike. During the journey, Vash experiences a very odd, exciting and terrifying 'acid trip'...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Switzerland, Belgium - Complete
Germany's Laptop by luffyluffy reviews
Prussia decides it would be a good idea to snoop around on his brother's laptop. It wasn't.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
One body, Split Mind by Fellest reviews
Matthew has been having problems, so Francois takes him to Arthur. Things get more complicated when both Matthew and his alter-ego Alfred devolpe crushes on their psychologist, who has eyes for another, particular, family man. I have changed the rating!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Canada - Complete
The Kolkhoz Kitty by The-Grim-Prince reviews
Due to one of England's magical mishaps, Russia is transformed into a harmless little cat. He's dumped on Toris to take care of, who doesn't realize who his new friend is. What no one knows is that there's a time limit on this change. When time is up...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,924 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Storm by Danyu reviews
Haru/Rin. Two lovers share a rainy afternoon. ONESHOT.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2010 - [Hatsuharu S., Rin S.] - Complete
A New Year's Celebration by Nikonplix reviews
Left alone on New Year's, Kyo, Yuki, and Tohru have a *fun* time at home. A night to them selves, celebration, and a bottle of wine what could happen? Short story! Please Review!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Kyo S., Tohru H. - Complete
How Much Is That Doggy In The Kimono? by innocenceisdead reviews
Shigure is left alone in the house as the noisy teens of the household have all made plans for the night. However, a certain high school girl's plans get cancelled and she ends up keeping him company. Very kinky, rated 'M'.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Shigure S., Tohru H.
Confession by xblkdragonx reviews
Professor Yao is replacing the recovering Minister and gets a little surprise when a students walks in and confesses his sins. Please do not read if you're sensitive to this subject. I do not intend to offend
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Never leave the bathroom door unlocked by cold-crescent-moon reviews
When you have bloody gashes on your back, make sure you lock your doors.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Lithuania, Latvia - Complete
Of the Sea and Snow by cold-crescent-moon reviews
What happens when your best friend catches you being deflowered?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sealand, Latvia
Private Visitation by cold-crescent-moon reviews
Is this rape?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2010 - South Korea, Japan - Complete
There's A First Time For Everything by Farm-Story reviews
For Christmas, China draws his boyfriend Russia a picture. Unfortunately, it gives him ideas...RussiaxChina,yaoi lemon!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Completely Unexpected by Aka no Marduk reviews
I think the title speaks for itself. P-W/O-P, Yaoi, Rated M for a reason, and you won't be able to get the images out of your head. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Latvia, Russia - Complete
Achtung, Meine Schönes by Fellest reviews
A WWII AU: When Arthur falls in love with a French waitress, he finds out more then intially that she's hiding more then just her occupation! Warning: Contains Nazi!Arthur and Transvestite!Francine -cois- , not to ruin the surprise or anything...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - England/Britain, France
Back in the USSR by luffyluffy reviews
Russia visits England.. But why? Certanly for a reason England will love!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Russia, England/Britain - Complete
Cigarettes by rawrzie-cake reviews
America would rather be at home. But instead, he's sitting outside in the cold, smoking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/17/2009 - America - Complete
Purpose of Displacement by shadowshroom reviews
Ivan is the small asylum's Russian schizophrenic and Yao was the displaced Chinese boy who talked to white cat plushies. / AU - Russia/China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
Would You Kindly by Impervious Marr reviews
This family was ideal. Perfect, maybe. Oh, he couldn't wait to break it. IvanAlfredIvan, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,037 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - America, Russia
Schizophasia by mad half hour reviews
Sometimes America will sit for hours and stare out the window, face blank and blue eyes still and glossy while colored shadows perched on his shoulders argue amongst themselves...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Published: 10/14/2009 - America - Complete
I'm Not Sealand! by rev lady mal reviews
Just pure silliness. What would happen if some of our favorite nations were contestants on a popular game show? America, Belarus, Lithuania, Poland, Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Tomatoes Are Red, Too by Tanya Tsuki reviews
Canada and Spain decide to switch clothes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Canada, Spain - Complete
Feeling Good by Liebchen-chan reviews
.Kinkmeme Fill. Takes place after the Anschluss. Austria never thought that Germany and Prussia would be able to look at him like they wanted to devour him. .Threesome.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Austria - Complete
Shigure's Musical Talents by Geoduck reviews
After hearing Momiji play his violin, Tohru wonders if any of the other Sohmas can play an instrument. Shigure is ready with an indecent story of his own instrumental prowess. More innuendo than you can shake a stick at.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Shigure S., Tohru H. - Complete
A Frenchman, a Brit, an American and a Pole by Orpah reviews
America, France and England tell some Polish jokes. Poland hears them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - America, Poland
The Great Tomato Theft by Sadik reviews
Someone has stolen all of Spain's tomatoes, and it is up to Romano to help Spain find them again! Rated for Romano swearing at least every other sentence, if not more. Many pairings implied. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Director Hungary shoots a TV show by Mirettes reviews
Hungary is shooting a TV show. Yes she is. She tries to satisfy her innermost cravings for some cute boy action…Bonus includes The Awesome Show hosted by Poland and Lithuania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,389 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Hungary - Complete
It All Started At Russia's House by Beer and Vodka reviews
China is feeling kind of lonely, so he goes over to Russia's house. Watch as the perviness, the angst, and the comfort fly. Kinda starts as a PWP. Rated: M for language and graphic sex scenes. Written by Charlie and Lindsay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,521 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Russia, China - Complete
The Russian Tea Cup Incident by Blake Bishop reviews
On August 11, a Russian woman threw a tea cup at the Mona Lisa. My version with Russia and France, with England making a guest appearance.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Russia, France - Complete
Texas: The Devil Glasses by Blake Bishop reviews
Russia gets left alone with America's glasses, Texas. He decides that he will never make that mistake again. Russia/America, but mainly focused on Russia and Texas.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
The Pony by keishicherry reviews
Italy gets a pony--everyone shoots it. Crack fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Underbelly: UN by Fellest reviews
There is no good or bad, just the mob and the police! This tells the struggle of Alfred as he tries to patrol the streets, while keeping his boss, Arthur, under control and his lover, Matthew, by his side... Contains rape, violence and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,745 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
SEHR KAWAII DESU NEE! by fukuji mihoko reviews
Japan has witnessed many terrible things in his life, but there is nothing quite as scary as a fangirl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Japan - Complete
Contamination by fukuji mihoko reviews
Rena asks Keiichi a rather personal question. Now why did she think that would be a good idea...?
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Rena R., Keiichi M. - Complete
Don't Assume by ShowHaru reviews
that everything you hear is true! Arthur takes a walk through his house and over hears a conversation between Matthew and Seychelles that catches both his attention and his horror! Rated K just in case! Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Canada, Seychelles - Complete
With a Little Help From My Friends by Canadino reviews
The Beatles were relatively famous in America. Could it possibly have anything to do with England? Maybe? ...yes, it does. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
And Then There Were None by svvya reviews
Pretty much Agatha Christie's novel into Furuba. Nine of the Sohmas and Tohru are invited to an island for a "friendly" get together, but things aren't as they seem. Is there a killer among them? They'll have to uncover who it is before it's too late.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,694 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Kisa's Developing Boob by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
This story is a breastwarming tale about a girl who was abandoned by all, because of her boob size. Taking herself on an adventure, she gets more than her, or Hiro’s, pants could ever bargain for!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Kisa S., Hiro S. - Complete
Meow Woof Pervy Boy: Behind the BAKA NEKO by Teh Future Mrs. Kyo Sohma reviews
Eww, Kyo! You're a pervert, pervert! Read as Kyo travels around the 'world' in search for rape victims, teases Hatori and rambles on about anything that comes to his perverted mind... [COMPLETE][REWRITTEN]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,857 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Kyo S. - Complete
The Beatles meet Link....again. by ChrstnWrtr reviews
The Fab Four come to Hyrule!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2001
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The Deadline reviews
Arthur begins receiving disturbing and threatening letters and he feels he is being stalked. Soon he finds someone may be using him as a pawn in a dark and sinister game of revenge that could destroy his life and the lives of everyone he cares about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 9/14/2011 - England/Britain, Canada
Russia, the Butterfly King reviews
Russia had always wanted to become a butterfly, and one day, after meeting a friendly old hippy, his dream came true!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Russia, China
America and the Dirty Old Wizard Man reviews
America meets a new friend. His friend's name is Dirty old wizard, Dirty old wizard is a wizard, wizard magic ensues as the two fellows go on many adventures and learn many important lessons about Life, Friendship, and Wizard Magic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2011 - America
America Kills England reviews
America kills England or something spoiler: England Dies
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Life and Death of a Sunflower reviews
Russia is devastated when his lover Yellow, a sunflower, dies. After a few following shenanigans involving sex with water pipes, he ends up at a McDonald's, and then he's kidnapped, by a nation who knows a terrible secret about Yellow...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Russia
America Rapes England reviews
America decides that he wants to rape England, and Russia wants to help. This is pure crack, and should not be taken seriously :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2009 - England/Britain, America