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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14719 - Favs: 7,335 - Follows: 7,040 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sunny Side Up by WastelandRose reviews
"To thievery and mayhem!" Sirius giggled, adding his goblet to the toast with a joyous clink, "To marauding, pestering, pranking, and other unacceptable behaviors!" Mina grinned, cackled, "To Hogwarts! If it's still standing when we're through!" Sirius/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 382,249 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sirius B., OC, Marauders
Love and the Empty Broom Closet by LuxAmbrose reviews
George is overwhelmed by quidditch, detentions and his growing business. Kate can barely juggle passing transfiguration, social calendars and writing the romance column. Falling in love, just doesn't fit on the agenda, does it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 190,593 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 8/14/2009 - George W., OC - Complete
You're the one by shyyetcheeky reviews
Paul/OC. Totally revamped story... Will be updating regularly and hope to hear from everyone. Will have a proper summary when the story begins. Love you guys and thanks for sticking by me. PS. I love reviews and messages so don't be afraid to voice your opinion to me whether positive or negative. xxx
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Paul
Crossroads by AnimeFlowerGirl reviews
It all started with a prank. Then, it progressed into a friendship. After, it bloomed into a romance. It all ended with – "Fred!" Zoey screamed, running to him and knelt by his side, holding his face in her hands. "No… NO! Don't you dare leave me! You promised!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 89 - Words: 493,908 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Fred W., OC
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 4011 - Favs: 4,565 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Brave New Hope by AnneRG reviews
After surviving the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, Sirius and Mia Black need to deal with the second war against Voldemort at the same time they fight to keep their family safe, including their godson, Harry Potter. Sequel to 'Brave New World'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 508,752 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/5/2010 - [Sirius B., OC] Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
My Best Friend's Girl by happyendings55 reviews
Fred Weasley did one thing that George didn't know about...until now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 6/3/2010 - George W., OC
And Shut Up! by haliad reviews
A story following the sixth year of Kate Nolan, the only teenage girl who seems utterly repelled by Sirius Black. Then again she is best friends with Lily Evans, who has perfected the art of being tempestuous. SiriusOC, LilyJames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,143 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/14/2008 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Consequences of Blood by The Gold Beetle reviews
Blood is thicker than water, so long as it is pure. This single pureblood tenet sets the standards of behavior within each pureblood family and decides what is right and what is wrong. It is a promise as well: follow the tenet, and you are rewarded; break it, and consequences will be mete out; and so long as you willingly bow down, you never have to choose between blood and water.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 54 - Words: 175,502 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - OC, Fred W.
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3085 - Favs: 1,893 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1442 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Fury by Emagen Laile reviews
Cate Moon is your average witch, with a dull but paying job, a large family that doesn't know how to leave her alone, and a little secret of her own. GW/OC Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,791 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - George W., OC - Complete
Follow Me to the Northern Lights by tonks-quinn57 reviews
A Quil and Claire fanfic. When Claire is seventeen, she and Quil finally get together. This is just a story that shows what happens between them. Drama, romance, and a little bit of everything else mixed in. Please R&R! Back in updating!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,311 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Just another day at school, or is it? by AvidTwilighterOCD reviews
Hailey Johnson has been picked on for her entire life. Nerdy and unsure of herself she makes the perfect target for the bored boys of La Push highschool. One boy in particular has always been a major problem, but all that's about to change BIG TIME! R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,402 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Paul
The Problem With Men and Me by Jessie of the Keyboard reviews
There are a lot of things Penelope Lyon has no problem with. Reading books, setting Slytherins' book bags aflame Accidentally of course , and quidditch among them. Unfortunately, boys are not. Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Remus/Chocolate, Peter/Snacks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 30,131 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Sirius B., OC
High School Reunion by intoxicatingly.dazzled reviews
Bella Swan, former class geek, goes to her high school reunion and blows everyone away, especially Edward Masen, former class player. The journey they embark on that night is one that neither they nor their friends will ever forget.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,981 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13354 - Favs: 8,058 - Follows: 5,997 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
paint me serendipity by lydiamaartin reviews
A chance meeting, a childhood fairytale, and mint chocolate ice cream lead Lucy Weasley's life to change in ways she never thought possible. - LucyLorcan
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Lucy W., Lorcan S. - Complete
The First of April by Aurora West reviews
George turns forty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - George W., Roxanne W. - Complete
Believe In Me by emptyonideas reviews
You're awfully mean to each other," Angela noted, looking at me and Paul. "It works for us," I said with a smile. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,204 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Paul - Complete
Burns Out Bright by emptyonideas reviews
Romanian Longhorns? No problem. Oblivious redheads? Another story. Charlie/OC *Permanent Hiatus*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,301 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Charlie W., OC
Giving In by MiHnn reviews
Moving on is never as easy as others make it out to be. - A story of what happens to George after the death of his brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/19/2011 - George W. - Complete
Peace Within Chaos by BritishBitches reviews
Emmett, Edward, Bella, Rose and Alice are all sent to therapy bootcamp, run by Jasper Whitlock, a newly qualified therapist. They have two things in common; they all have their own issues and none of them want to be there.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,624 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 10/9/2008
Now Noticed by Silenciosa x reviews
At first Edward would notice Bella, but she wouldn't notice him. Edward became popular and doesn't notice her anymore. Now she notices him but it's too late. Later on she moves and comes back and has changed. First story. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,061 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 170 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Victoire by a spoonful of sugar reviews
George Weasley contemplates the birth of the youngest Weasley. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - George W., Victoire W. - Complete
Twilight Remix by GwenTwilight123 reviews
Elizabeth Jane is an Angel. Protecting Forks from the war, Cullens take an intrest in her after they find her in the forest. Will they find out her secret? And why does she know one of the Cullens? And what if she knew E and B were going to fall in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,972 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The best thing comes to those who wait! by Imprinting Magic reviews
Paul has been treating Joey like dirt since she moved to La Push a year ago. What happens when he imprints on the girl that he has already broken himself.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,448 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Paul, Embry
She's Leaving Home by Creepofthecentury reviews
Bella Swan has been abused by her drunken father ever since he killed his wife. Years later, she finally runs away, stealing his money. She flies away to a place Charlie wouldn't suspect. Forks, Washington, where she's picked up by some Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Black Family in Seven Parts by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black: Toujours Pur. Except for when they weren't. The story of seven Blacks who were blasted off the family tree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sirius B., Andromeda T. - Complete
Jane Volturi's Diary by hopesandpastdesires reviews
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll lose 10lbs. Follow Jane Volturi as she records all the fascinating events in her life. Who said that life in the Volturi was all about blood and being evil?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 52 - Words: 58,523 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Jane, Alec - Complete
Love Is Strange by kimmmz reviews
She was a slightly strange girl – funny, but weird. All of her and her friends were. But there was just something about her that attracted him. And then, his whole life changed. Brady phased and imprinted, changing his feelings for her dramatically.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,164 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Brady - Complete
A Dare Gone Wrong by Lost In The Lies reviews
"I dare you to send Rose Weasley a love letter." Oh, Scorpius had no idea how that could end. Written for HPFC 'Four Houses Love Letters Competition'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Battle of the Weasleys by melian225 reviews
All ten members of the Weasley family took part in the Final Battle at Hogwarts. These are their stories. Loaded up as Musicals/Annie because of a glitch in the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,700 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2011
8 by Sugarplumjellygum reviews
8 scenes out of 8 years of Rose and Scorpius' lives
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
It All Started With a Comment by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Oops, he did it Again!" Funny One-shots of crazy, hilarious, insanely awesome incidents that all started...with a comment. All Vampire, no Renemesmee, Wolves may show up later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009
ACTION! by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Funny Takes...making fun of the Twilight MOVIE! HILARIOUS! Seriously....read if you want to laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009
Strangeways, Here We Come by ishandtwofourths reviews
Vignettes on the relationship between Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. Chapter forty: what to expect when you're expecting... After 5 years and 40 chapters, these drabbles are now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,828 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
How to tame a Marauder by melian225 reviews
Sirius was laughing. "Have you always been this funny?" he asked, an odd expression on his face. I shrugged. "Well, you know what they say. You have to watch the quiet ones." He muttered something under his breath that sounded like "Clearly."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 309,270 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Sailing away with Scorose! by over-rehearsed reviews
A five-step parody on how to write the best Scorose fanfiction out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A blizzard will bring us together by FaNpIrE302028 reviews
Em, R, A, J, B, & E get stuck in school due to a blizzard in the small town of Forks. Will this blizzard be the perfect disaster to bring them closer. All Human. A little OOC. Em/R J/A ED/B
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,879 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
712, Give or Take by Sasparilla123 reviews
How many times has James tried to ask Lily out? At the start of his first year, he decided to keep a list. These are some excerpts from that fabled record. Sadly, the incident with the Puffskeins and the Spellotape seems to have been missed out. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Christmas Carols, by Fred and George Weasley by anacoana reviews
Our favorite magical twins have come up with alternatives to the familar, traditional Christmas carols we all know and love. And they're determined to annoy as many people as possible with them. DRABBLES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Playing the Part by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/ AH Collab. He’s a famous actor and she’s an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,467 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Bride's Bouquet by Veritas-amore reviews
Rose can't stand weddings, especially when the bride throws her bouquet. Scorpius plans to change her stance on the whole situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Ravenclaw by borderfame-sabrestar reviews
Violet Frost, fifth year, Ravenclaw. Disowned, alone, afraid to let anyone break down her walls. Until she meets the Weasley twins, that is. George Weasley/OC. Bit of Fred. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,590 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/26/2010 - George W., OC - Complete
Come on Baby Light My Fire by Owl and Crow reviews
Charlene started at the dragon camp in Northern Scotland about three weeks after Charlie had, if her skill hadn't been shocking enough, her beauty took his breath away. But with no desire to marry what sort of future can Charlie offer her? OC/CW Lemons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Charlie W., OC - Complete
Astoria's Guide to Slytherin Guys by OurLoveIsForever reviews
"Boys will be boys. Slytherins will be Slytherins. Combine the two and there will be trouble. On the pitch. In the dorm. On the bed. In everyday life. You were warned. Now, act accordingly." Astoria imparts some timeless wisdom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,074 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Note Writing by EdwardAteJames'Cookie reviews
Alice won't speak, not to anyone. Everyone calls her a freak and she doesn't fit in. But when new student Jasper comes, and Alice meets Bella something different sparks inside of Alice. But is that what stopped her talking in the first place? Slighty OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 103,492 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper
10 Ways To Annoy The Twilight Characters by Donut37 reviews
Was originally called '10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black'. Just some funny ways to annoy your favourite Twilight characters. Enjoy !
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009
Foundation of Memories by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella and Edward are best friends but just as they are getting around to becoming more, tragedy strikes leaving Edward with no memory of Bella. Can they rebuild their strong relationship without a foundation of memories to stabilise it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,830 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward
Predictions by Bad Mum reviews
Minerva McGonagall has always enjoyed the Sorting. And she thinks she is pretty good and spotting new Gryffindors. But this year, she will be proved wrong. Written for the "First of September" collaboration at the Hogwarts Online Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Twin Love by FaNpIrE302028 reviews
The Cullens knew the Swans from when they were little. After they turned four, they were separated by their parent's choice to move away. What happens when the Swans come back and the 6 friends reunite? Will they be just friends or will new feelings bloom
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 59,620 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Revenge is Sweeter by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,935 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Resuscitate Me by LovlyRita reviews
Scorpius is not having a good day. Drowning his sorrows in a bottomless glass of firewhiskey seems like the only way to deal with the end of the work day. The red headed angel dancing in the middle of the room, however, has other plans for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Now You Notice Me? by karatekid917 reviews
I have a bone to pick with those teachers. They say you're supposed to come out of highschool with both intellectual and practical smarts. What will I end my 13 year school life with? A mark of 99 and unrequited love. Thanks Jared Thail.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,946 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
Fight Like Twenty Armies by AfraidOfFalling reviews
And little people know when little people fight... Rated T for character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Colin C. - Complete
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 4985 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 2,773 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Mirror Image by Bad Mum reviews
Mirrors can be confusing to a two-year-old identical twin. Big brother Charlie tries to explain. Written for the "Tell Me A story" Prompts challenge at the Hogwarts Online forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Charlie W., George W. - Complete
I miss you Daddy by titchasaurous reviews
Bellas dad died in the attack of 9/11 and left her heartbroken at the age of ten. Her life is messed up and she hates it. she lives in America where she has a small connection with him. Trailer /watch?v u7Vd0QeCrHc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,141 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teacher Dearest by Grace Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is a kindergarten teacher who everyone adores. But after getting horrible news she moves to Florida and starts to teach there. In Florida she meets two small emerald-eyed children, Emma and Nick, who belong to no other than Edward Cullen. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,159 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gay Barbie Song Hogwarts Style by MelMoe-numbaonesince-1988 reviews
Title pretty much explains it. Don't forget to Review. Rated M just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15819 - Favs: 6,991 - Follows: 3,212 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Really, Really by lleighhh reviews
All-human. Slightly OOC. Sequel to "555-1073". We skip an entire year. Everyone is in college. But the thing is, they're all split up. Can they survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,480 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crossed Hearts by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
When Winnie McKinnon's mother, Marlene, was killed during the 1st Wizarding War, the Weasleys took her in as one of their own. Fred and George were her best mates, but one had the potential to be much more. Part I.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,339 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
Define: Normal by WeatherWatch reviews
When you've got the Boy-Who-Lived-Twice, a Metamorphmagi with an identity crisis, a part-werewolf, Veela genes, an ambitious muggleborn, the French ancestors and the full force of the Weasleys in your family, normal isn't easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Louis W. - Complete
Twilight Characters visit the set of TWILIGHT! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,419 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009
La Push'n And Love'n by TwiHard24 reviews
Sequel to La Push Me Off A Cliff. Alex and Paul are just starting their new life together. New job, new family, new laughs. What happens when someone comes along and tries to ruin it? Lots of fluff and really funny. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING THAT SM DOES!READ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,774 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Paul
Extended Family THWTLAL spinoffsequel by Stephaniiie reviews
The spin-off/sequel of 'The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson'. Summary inside because of spoilers. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Jane
Crescent Moon by brandinm05 reviews
What if Jacob and the Quileute werewolves never showed up in the meadow that day to save Bella? What if Bella became a vampire and Edward wasn't the one to do it? Bella is turned and forced out of Forks, up North to the Denali clan. What happens next?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,584 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Passports, Please by LauraHannah90 reviews
The Cullens need new passports for their upcoming trip to France. Bella offers to accompany Jasper to J.Jenk's office so she can witness first hand why J.Jenks is scared of Jasper...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Growing up Weasley by happyendings55 reviews
A story about George and Discordia's children and how they fared growing up as Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - OC
The Adventures of OOC Percy and OOC Annabeth by Zoe Nightshade reviews
Sick of OOC Percabeth fics? Well here's the grossest, most disgustingly OOC group of Percabeth stories ever written. It's parody.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Winning Five Dates with George Weasley by happyendings55 reviews
It should have been easy to go on five dates with George Weasley. Unfortunately for Discordia, she had three strikes against her: her last name was Malfoy, her cousin spent his school years tormenting the Weasleys, and she was only doing it for a bet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,277 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 6/29/2009 - George W., OC - Complete
You and I Collide by onthepursuitofhappiness reviews
Bella is a normal teenage girl living in Brooklyn who hates the 'stupid richies with their stupid money and shiny cars' that she goes to school with. What happens when she meets Edward Cullen, an enigmatic wealthy student who transfers to her school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,570 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
HellHigh by Leah C. Drawn reviews
Bella and Emmet move to Forks after the death of their mother. When they get to school they meet THE Cullens.Will love blossom between Edward and Bella?What happens when Bella reveals a painful truth to Edward?Read and find out! All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,709 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Turned My World Upside Down by ScariiKerii reviews
Sydney is your average bookworm that fades into the background, but when someone takes advantage of her, she's never the same again. Wanting nothing to do with the father, and vice versa. Only thing is the father has no idea...yet. OC/Paul *UNCOMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,001 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Paul
Charlie, Children, Chickens and Charms by Bad Mum reviews
Charlie has an essay to finish. But with his younger brothers and sister to babysit, things are bound to go wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Charlie W., Ginny W.
Reunited by jensen122 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were 7. But when Edward dies suddenly, Bella is left alone. She was changed just days after Edward died, or did he really? 90 years later, they meet again. Can they make it work? What trouble waits? COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 71,664 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth You Hide by f4life reviews
Fay Uley is invited to stay with her cousin Sam and wife Emily. She accepts their invitation and La Push seems like a pretty good place until Paul enters her life. Will she be able to cope with his aggresiveness and if not will Paul let her go?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,721 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Paul - Complete
Unsuspecting by kimmmz reviews
Alexandra is a normal girl who moves back to La Push with her family only to encounter Embry Call. But nobody told him what to do when you imprint on a girl with commitment issues and a bunch of other problems.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 249,734 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Embry
Who is Jessie James? by AndShe'sAfraid reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella gets into singing. When Edward sees her on tv what will he think of this country Bella.What is Bella hiding from him about her past&who is Jessie James?Co-written with XxShoutneverEverxX.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,668 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009
5551073 by lleighhh reviews
All-Human. Slightly OOC. A kissing booth, Bella Swan, and Edward Cullen. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Snow in Fall by Kungfuvampiredragon reviews
Paul imprinted on a boy, and he thought he was gay, but he found out the boy was actually a girl. PaulxOC. Ch. 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,034 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Paul
Aidan Josephine Cole by chocolateinducedcoma reviews
Everyone on the Quileute rez has imprinted except Paul, and he doesn't want to. What happens when a part-Quileute moves to La Push after her father dies? Set about ten years after BD. HIATUS. ADOPTION REQUESTS APPRECIATED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,039 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Paul
A Better World by Pennilyn Novus reviews
A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Draco M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Minus One by Vylette Skye reviews
One-shot. Two gray-blue eyes watched Fred Weasley fall. She would like to say she loved him, but she wasn't sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Luna L., Fred W. - Complete
Kismet by Annilaia reviews
AU AH "I want to fall in love with you" was all the postcard in his hand said.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Hard as a Feather, Soft as a Stone by sPunkY.sTeLLar reviews
Isabella Swan, the school's Queen comes back from a school exchange program and meets Edward Cullen, the new King of the school. Can she break Edward's tough exterior? Can he see through Bella's facade? -first fanfic- ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,397 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Red Fire and Golden Sun by wawwhite reviews
Fred watches Luna dance in the sunlight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Fred W., Luna L. - Complete
Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again by TwiHard24 reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Angela's Letter by LauraHannah90 reviews
Angela Weber writes Bella a letter, talking about their old school friends and her life with Ben. What will Bella do when she's invited to Angela's wedding? Ten years after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Angela, Bella - Complete
players are players by anniecullen221 reviews
Bella is the new girl the school she is going to is run my a player Edward Cullen she hates players but he wants her the twist its a boarding school will he change for her? Will she accept him? BXE JXA RXEM
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,138 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
You've GOT To Be Kidding Me! by XxLoverSarahxX reviews
Parody of Twilight! Funny! Read! Teen for strong language!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,046 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella
I Know Your Different by SerenaCarter reviews
********Bella being the hot, coordinated and confident new girl becomes everyone's center of interest when she arrives in Orange County. Friends are made, so are enemies, and Edward has his player sights set on her. AH*********
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,109 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bulletproof by Outlinedinblack reviews
Bella is bullied by Edward Cullen. One day, where there is an accident Bella goes to la Push. Here she finds a huge cliff and decided she doesn’t want to live. She jumps, but does she survive, and who shouted ‘DON’T JUMP!’ even though it was too late R R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Agree To Shop With Alice by Bookaholic Girl reviews
Two shot now thanks to all who asked politely for it. Bella has just met the Cullens at their house. What will happen? Read to find out. It's promising. Trust me.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Family Pride by Bad Mum reviews
Andromeda Tonks reflects on the family she had and the one she has now. For the "Look Right" challenge at the HP Fanfiction Challenges Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks - Complete
How To Annoy The Volturi by hopesandpastdesires reviews
Just something random that I wrote when I was bored. Says everything in the title, and I may do the whole Volturi later on.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Aro, Jane
Unfogging the Future by Acciosnuffles reviews
A Hogwarts professor becomes a target for Voldemort, who believes she has a talent that will benefit his cause. Dumbledore convinces her to take refuge at Grimmauld Place. The owner, however, is not happy about this intrusion. SBOC, AU, rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 218,165 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Way She Feels by AndShe'sAfraid reviews
AH.One-Shot. Bella is being bullied at school and when something happens, she can't handle it anymore. She runs home from school and cuts her wrists.But will Edward be able to save her in time?.Based on 'The Way She Feels by Between the trees'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Kissed Who? by i'mxaxreader reviews
How can one fateful night with a stranger's kiss change everything? Edward and Bella, having met in the most unusual of ways, could possibly hold the answer to that question. All Human. Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,039 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Behind These Eyes by PuncturedQuill reviews
Kat Metcalf was blind,has been since birth, and it’s always set her apart. For five years at Hogwarts she’s managed to be invisible, no one even knew she existed. Now the one person she doesn’t want to pay attention to her can’t seem to stay away.OC/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,781 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
No talking! Write it down :D by madeinchina371 reviews
Notes, IMs, letters, and emails by Bella and other Twilight characters. Takes place after BD. Characters sometimes OOC. Sillyness predominates. Rated T for sexual innuendoes and potty language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,861 - Reviews: 1522 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008
A Christmas Card to Charlie by Bad Mum reviews
Christmas morning 1997, and Bill writes a card to Charlie. For the challenge at the Sober Universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Never Gone by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
After losing his brother and best mate, George finds himself wandering the streets of London. Seeking solice in a local pub, he ends up with much more than a pint of ale. He discovers a girl who can ease his pain, even if it means leading him to another.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/2/2009 - George W., OC - Complete
Party In The USA Twilight Spoof! by smallandneedy reviews
Bella's version of Party In The USA! Wrote this in Maths. Don't hate me! Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella - Complete
A Happy Ending After All by Joelle8 reviews
OneShot. Mrs. Petunia Dursley picks up her grandson from day care one day, and meets his new redheaded friend, Lily. After much prodding, she tells a story, one that Lily, surprisingly, knows... Story is better than summary! Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Petunia D., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of the Income Taxes by Glass.Paradox reviews
Harry discovers the-Power-the-Dark-Lord-Knows-Not - The Internal Revenue Service. Death may not be inevitable for the Overlord of All Evil, but Federal Income Taxes certainly aren't. One-Shot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Nickname by LethalFuror113 reviews
Bella asks Edward why he calls her "Love". Pure Fluff! ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's kids by Shaibella Masen reviews
Bella never jumped off the cliff and Edward never came back for her. Here is the story of her kids Edward Jammett Swan and Alexandria Rosalice Swan. When the Cullens are back in Forks,15 years after they left, what happens between the Swans and the Cullen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,933 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009
Brownie Points by ColorTuesdayBlack reviews
I had just moved to La Push and already I was persuaded to go to a boring bonfire, partied with loser high schoolers, dragged to a stranger's house, and nearly attacked by some psychotic guy. And it all happened just because I stole his brownies. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,330 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Paul - Complete
I See Her by sisterhoodfan reviews
GOOGLEWARD CHALLENGE ENTRY: "I love her Jasper, and she loves me. Though shes not real." -Full Summary Inside. AH/OU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I feel like I already know you by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,906 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jared Loves Me by addisonj reviews
Cute Jared notices normal girl Kim. He declares his love but she has doubts. An imprint story. For Quileute La Push challenge. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jared, Kim - Complete
The Day Caius Taught A Kindergarten Class by hopesandpastdesires reviews
Says it all in the title. Basically something that wouldn't happen even in Caius' wildest dreams, which he can't have, but you know.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Caius - Complete
Let's Dance by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Edward is the school geek forced into a bet by the school bullies to ask Bella Swan to go to the Winter Ball with him. Will she say yes and go with him, or will other things like confidence get in the way? one-shot for the googleward challenge. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,386 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
12 Facts about the 12 Weasley Brats by InhIkka reviews
The Weasley Brats, as they are called around Hogwarts, are the most popular kids in School... here are 12 facts you did not know about Rose, James, Fred, Hugo, Lily, Dominique and the rest of the Weasley Clan Chapter 12 : Albus Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,793 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Is There Really A Silver Lining For Every Cloud? by xXx.La.tua.cantante.xXx reviews
Bella has been abused by her father Charlie ever since her mother died when she was eight. She has almost given up hope, Can Edward and the Cullens help her escape before it is too late?... EXB. RATED T-M for abusive scenes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,740 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008
A Crossover Imprinted Love Story by kimmmz reviews
Roxanne, a with who attends Hogwarts has a boring life that she try's to excite with her best friends Fred, George and Lee. But then some boys come from a friends hometown to 'protect' and she meets a boy with beautiful brown eyes...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Embry
Phone Calls by Rock'n'Slash reviews
8 yr. after BD. Just random hiliarious phone calls between Edward&Jacob, Bella&Nessie, and Emmett&Jasper. Included: u-arent-good-enough-4-my-daughter-ness, all-men-are-idiots-ness, & lets-reek-havic-on-the-poor-pathetic-humans-ness. Some lauguage.MWHAHA!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 36,725 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008
His Story, His Legend, His Childhood by Kungfuvampiredragon reviews
Carlisle Cullen, his past as Stregoni Benefici. The Cullen's find out about Carlisle's mysterious and tragic life that made him the man*vampire* he is today.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Carlisle
Little Bella by Ariane1126 reviews
Bella is four years old when she is found by the Cullens. She grows up with them and they soon discover she is special.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 91,904 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Life Hands You Lemons by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Seven year-old Alice and Bella open a lemonade stand. My entry into The Kid Contest. A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
One Year by Office-LOver reviews
In one year I would be gone. 365 days and I could leave my father and his abusive behavior behind. Find freedom. That was until I ran into Paul. Literally. Paul/OC cause I never really like Rachel and him...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Paul
Twilight In New England by VampiresOnEcstasy reviews
25 years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens are forced to move out of Forks. They end up moving to small town in Massachusetts named Norwell. Normal pairings. A little bit OOC. Rated T just in case! I don't own Twilight.. duh Stephanie Meyer does!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,875 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009
Strange and Beautiful by BecauseSheCan reviews
Do you trust me Bella?” “No.” “Smart girl.” ExB, AU , Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Pit by ebhg reviews
When Bella transfers to Forks High, she is short the required Performing Arts and PE credits. Marching Band was never a part of her plans, but after meeting Edward Cullen, it was the best thing she ever did. AH, written for OaC's Googleward Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,433 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
22 Steps by X5 - 452 reviews
Jacob knows it takes 22 steps from the walkway to Leah’s door. Maybe one day he’ll knock. Jake/Leah. A little bit fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Of Weird Conversations and Strange Lists by Groundswell reviews
Lily and James are to write a huge assignment and therefor have to spend a lot of time in the library, writing. This story will cover those hours of meaningless chitchat and strange lists. - a story about nothing what so ever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,575 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Potato by BellaBaby2813 reviews
In need of some much needed entertainment, the result to Charades! ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
10 Reasons Rose Weasley Is Insufferable by wednesday the 4th reviews
Is a sort of sequel to 10 Reason To Never Trust Albus Severus Potter. Hugo and Scorpius compile a list of reasons Rose is insufferable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 5,344 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
The Ultimate Harry Potter Twilight CrossOver! by Geminius reviews
The Cullen's go on a vacation to London and stumble across the Harry Potter world. What happens next? Pure and total insanity. BEWARE IMITATORS! Do not own Twilight or Harry Potter, R&R! Crack Fic, Humor, Random. DONE! Part 1 of 2, PART 2 IS UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 90,960 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
The Instant Message Wooing of Bella Swan by addisonj reviews
Edward Cullen is a painfully shy computer geek who falls for high tech coworker Bella Swan. Unfortunately, he's afraid to talk to her without his laptop present. He needs Alice and IM for help. One shot for Google-ward Contest. AH. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Already Gone by TheVividTruth reviews
I want you to know that it doesn't matter where we take this road but someone's gotta go and I want you to know you couldn't have loved me better but I want you to move on so I'm already gone. Blackwater one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Have You Moved On? by iluvpynk reviews
In New Moon, Edward decides to come back, but he's too late: Laurent already bit Bella, and Edward thinks Bella is dead. Now 90 years later, Bella is back in Forks, and so are the Cullens, but there's a new member: Jennifer, Edward's new girlfriend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,066 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'd Lie by Foundation of Dreams reviews
It was the classic story. Edward and I had been friends since diapers. We went through the awkward stages of middle school together and now we were seniors in highschool. And, of course, somewhere along the way, he'd stolen my heart." All human. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,670 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wondered by TheVividTruth reviews
Sometimes Sue wondered what Leah was thinking about.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Sue, Leah - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Ophelia's Smile by The Hooded Menace reviews
A dreamy blonde picks flowers and contemplates love. Just an experimental drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Luna L., Fred W. - Complete
Terra: The Stone of Life by The Evil Hershey Panda reviews
22 years after the war with the Titans, Percy and Annabeth's daughter make friend with a special Half-blood, Along with Nico's son and a new camper! Together they go on a quest to find the Stone of Life before the Titan's minions get to first! DONE!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,583 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Gossip Girl AKA Jessica Stanley by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Spotted: BS sporting an all black outfit, but thats nothing new, not after what happened last.....NO! A silver volvo zipping past the “Welcome to Forks” sign. Could it be? Is EC really back?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,449 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
A Decade and a Half Ago by VoledmortCan'tStopTheRock reviews
Its Harry’s primary schools fifteen year reunion, but now he’s successful, handsome and has a happy family. How will his previous classmates react to seeing such a different Harry Potter from the ten year old orphaned pushover? please RR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 269 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
A Fair Amount of Courage by Blue Kat reviews
Sophie Fletcher is a self described coward. The Sorting Hat thinks otherwise and makes a decision that forces her to reexamine herself. With the rise of Voldemort, finding her courage becomes more difficult and that much more important to her survival.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,955 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/6/2007 - OC, George W.
True Love's First Kiss, a Modern Fairy Tale by addisonj reviews
Princess Isabella is cursed to live locked in a tower until she receives true love's first kiss. A one-shot for the Once Upon a Twilight contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Why not Me by TheVividTruth reviews
Rachel Black wonders why Leah Clearwater phased instead of her.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Rachel, Leah - Complete
My Father by TheVividTruth reviews
My father. He was not just my father he was my best friend. Leah Clearwater and Harry Clearwater.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Leah, Harry - Complete
Feel Something by addisonj reviews
It's 1911 and Esme Platt is about to fall out of a tree. She will meet a visting doctor whose touch sends her love. One Shot. Entry for An Exploration of the Senses Contest. Esme x Carlisle. No lemons.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Of MudCovered Packages and Understanding by Bad Mum reviews
Luna does some shopping and gives George a gift. Friendship fic. For the gem Challenge at HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
10 Reasons To Never Trust Albus Severus Potter by wednesday the 4th reviews
Just a quicky. Scorpius compiles a list of reasons he can't trust Albus with his secret. Scorpius/Rose
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Three Months Later by Lexie the Dreamer reviews
It's Christmas break and Draco and Astoria are waiting for Scorpius. From the Platform until they return home they face old acquaintances, new friends and a ton of memories. One-shot. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 129 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Yucky Boys and Kissing by x.alice.massacre.x reviews
3-year old Alice gets her first kiss... rating may change...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
All's Fair In Love And War by Mazeem reviews
Furious at her immature brothers, Molly chases them from the kitchen with a barrage of hexes. The day after, they're dead. The way Molly's reminded of them ... a plug?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Fabian P., Gideon P. - Complete
Five Ways Draco and Astoria Never Met by Lexie the Dreamer reviews
Five chapters, five places, five ways they could have met. Features psychoanalysis, awkwardness, an unexpected kiss, burned robes and a hope for the future. Sixth chapter is an epilogue. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,949 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Where You Want To Be by emilie whoa reviews
When eight strangers get trapped in an airport during a freak blizzard, they expected to have a terrible night. But that's definitely not what fate has in store for them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,528 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Edward or Jacob by Poohdog reviews
Hermione and Ginny are gushing over some guys named Jacob and Edward, leaving an eavesdropping Harry and Ron utterly confused. And why are Tonks and Mrs. Weasley just as aware of this strange code? Harry Potter girls discuss Twilight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,464 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Through the Stars by UbiquitousPhantom reviews
He nodded his head, eyebrow still raised, not convinced. “So, Granger, I need advice.” This time it was Hermione’s time to raise her eyebrow. Draco Malfoy coming to Hermione Granger for advice? Okay, where’s the apocolypse? ONESHOT. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Little Things by BirdG reviews
As much as Draco and Asteria adore each other, their life together hasn't been a problem-free one. These are five issues between the couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Hair Shirts and Horcruxes by shosier reviews
Almost a year after the Battle of Hogwarts, George was surprised when his wife Annie told him Harry Potter was at their door, asking to speak with him. When will the Chosen One realize everything isn't his fault? George is about to explain it to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/1/2009 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
The Ice Cream Shop by UbiquitousPhantom reviews
Its summer and Hermione is back with her parents. Deciding that she's going to graduate next year, she figured she should get some extra money while she could. Of course, she didn't expect to see a certain someone while working... ONESHOT! Excluding DH .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8685 - Favs: 14,120 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampire Mosquito by the-omnomnom-phenomenon reviews
What happens when the Cullens get bitten by James the Vampire Mosquito?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2009
Bundle of Joy by shosier reviews
George is still reeling from the loss of his brother a few short months ago, but is putting on a brave face for his wife's sake. Lee Jordan arrives to help with the construction of George and Annie's new house, and shares some interesting news. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/24/2009 - George W., Lee J. - Complete
Almost Lover by kissables333 reviews
A Fred Weasley One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Fred W., OC - Complete
One of the Guys by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella Swan had always been secretly in love with her best friend, Edward Masen. Will he ever stop seeing her as "one of the guys" from the gang? Won first place in the Epic T-Rated Contest. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camp Cullen by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella,Alice,and Rosalie are spending their summer at Camp Cullen. They meet some guys...will sparks fly or is that just Bella trying to burn holes in the back of Edward's head? It's an all out prank war. Who will win and what's really the prize?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,391 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
The Four Letter Word Between I and You by x.alice.massacre.x reviews
Alice and Jasper have hated eachother for as long as they can rememebr. But feelings may change when they are alone in Alice's family's cabin in Aspen... ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
George & Annie: an Unofficial Biography by shosier reviews
The Weasley twins hone their troublemaking talents with the help of a feisty muggle girl from the village, Annie Jones. Their friendship slowly grows into something more as teens, when George & Annie discover an attraction to each other they can't resist
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 62 - Words: 368,834 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - George W., OC - Complete
Hogwarts Next Top Model by Zayz reviews
AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 153,530 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Kicking Down Castles by Lady Altair reviews
His dreams are too lowly to be castles in the air. Draco Malfoy and remedial Muggle Studies, the summer after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3013 - Favs: 2,583 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Choices by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Tess is forced to move to her old town, La Push, unaware that her childhood bully, Jacob Black will be living right across from her house. To make things more complicated, Jacob has imprinted on her and can't seem to stay away. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,606 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Jacob, Edward
The Curse of the Albino Peacock by Lexie the Dreamer reviews
One-shot. "That peacock is staring at me." "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is. And it's making plans to kill me in my sleep." Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Thief Like Me by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella and Rosalie are partners in crime. What happens when they get some very interesting company one night who want them to join in the hunt that could possibly save millions while killing them and their new found friends? Normal Pairings.action/funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Christmas At The Lodge by TwiHard24 reviews
The Cullens are spending their holidays at the Hale Lodge-just like every other year. Emmett's trying to get Rosalie, Jasper's trying to make his move with Alice, and Edward is intrigued by the Lodge's singer/snowboarding instructer.AH REALLY FUNNY!REVIE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
La Push Me Off A Cliff by TwiHard24 reviews
He was getting milk-I was getting milk. We bonded over dairy products," I said mockingly. She rolled her eyes. "You make everything sound so stupid." PaulxOC Give it a shot. Hilarious-ness, surprising twists, and fluff. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 73,751 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Paul
Always by Bad Mum reviews
Charlie Weasley and Nymphadora Tonks over sixteen years. Some friendships are for always. For the "Always" Challenge at the HP Fanfiction Challenges Forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Charlie W., N. Tonks - Complete
Fighting Flames by TwiHard24 reviews
Bella is a firefighter, the only female in her station. What happens when her station 1 plays station 2 in a hockey tournement where she meets a certain bronze haired firemen and the rest of the gang? Can they work together if they must? ExB funny-bad sum
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
If You Can't Beat'em Join'em by TwiHard24 reviews
When Bella moves to Forks and finds out there's no softball team she tries out for the baseball team, and makes it. What will happen at the championship game? Will her and her co. captain ever realize they feel like more than just teammates? All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,549 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Appearances by Poohdog reviews
Andromeda Tonks is due to have a baby in late September. But that doesn't explain why her hair keeps changing to bright colors. At work. At least she doesn't look as much like Bellatrix when her hair is blue...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,760 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks
Four Times Snorri Refused to Do What She was Told by xMeme reviews
-Nicko/Snorri- Snorri Snorrelssen can be a stubborn girl. But she does oblige, sometimes.
Septimus Heap - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Nicko H., Snorri S. - Complete
Hope Dies Last by SteneMichele reviews
Jacob has done everything in his power to win Bella over, but there is nothing left to do... Except for beg for Rosalie's help. Will Rosalie's distaste for Bella be enough for her to help Jacob keep her human? Or is Jacob just being naive? Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
An American Witch in London by happyendings55 reviews
She was in the background most of the time. What happens when she's finally put at the forefront at Hogwarts? Thrown into a Head Girl position with some of the most-known people in school. Who is she, and what is her story?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,994 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Pictures of You by onthepursuitofhappiness reviews
AU/AH. When Bella Swan is forced to spend the day with cocky Edward Cullen for a school assignment will the way she originally saw him change?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elevator by Groundswell reviews
The Marauders meet after they've died... in an Elevator.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/7/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Home at the Holidays by Poohdog reviews
Two-shot. The first married Christmas for two couples, Molly/Arthur and Ted/Andromeda. First up, Molly and Arthur have an announcement to make to her family on Christmas Eve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,611 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
Twisted Twilight by BellazB reviews
Twilights been turned. Bella's the vampire and Edward's the human! What happens when Bella moves to Forks and they meet? Will it be love? And will Bella ever find the one person she's been hunting down for the past twenty years?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,362 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Christmas Drawing by xoxphoenix reviews
Alice looked at the stranger before her. "I wish you could remember me," Neville whispered sadly. Alice hated seeing the boy look so sad, but didn't know what to do to make him feel better. So she did what she could... She drew a picture. R/R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Alice L., Neville L. - Complete
30 Things To Remember About My Parents by dogstar-ebony reviews
# "6 When Dad shouts, it’s basically white noise. He doesn’t say anything worthwhile. He just makes angry faces. Try not to laugh at any of them." Rose's reminders for dealing with her parents. Set post-epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Rose W. - Complete
The Call by Poohdog reviews
They were three sisters in all, sisters who stuck together and loved, sometimes only each other. And then came new types of love. Obsession, duty, and possibly true. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda. Andromeda/Ted Narcissa/Lucius COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
The Awakening by AddzzWulffzz reviews
What is happening? Angela has been experiencing random earthquakes and her hair has turned red! Who is Xavier? and why does he want her? Why does she feel as if she is losing control? Also, who is the mysterious guy staring at her? Angela-XxX-Cannon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Paul, Angela
Ignorance by caffeineaddict13 reviews
"Have you ever seen the way she looks at him, Michael?" Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Mike, Jessica - Complete
Black Tears by Poohdog reviews
One-shot. She grew up with the Black family beside her at Hogwarts but Molly has never seen one of them cry until she runs into Andromeda when they're both trying to be alone after the war. Molly's thoughts on the last generation of the Black family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Molly W., Andromeda T. - Complete
The Letter by xoxphoenix reviews
Why would a letter from Scorpius make Draco so sulky? Did it have something to do with the people Scorpius called 'friends? Sequel to my other story 'To Hogwarts'. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
To Hogwarts by xoxphoenix reviews
“Would you still love me if I was sorted into another house?” A small one shot on what went on at the platform in the epilogue for Draco and his son. Draco's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Adoption Into India! by Lakshmi1 reviews
Finding Harry in the streets, Sara adopts the small boy and takes him back to India, their magic, and lifestyle. Returning years later to find out about his destiny, will Harry still want to fight for a country and a world that has given him nothing? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,484 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P.
A Hero's Niece by lydiamaartin reviews
Uncle Harry was always Victoire's favorite. After all, he was the one who bought her a pony, taught her how to fly, and let her write his biography. - TeddyVictoire
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Victoire W. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part II: The Book of Albus by Deadwoodpecker reviews
This is the companion novel to Backward With Purpose. I'd read that one first. This story is complete; the sequel has begun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 87,175 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
What You Want To Do by Bad Mum reviews
“The thing to do,” Gideon proclaimed, “Is to decide what you want to do, and just do it.” Charlie and the twins take the lesson to heart. For Starkiller, with love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Fred W., Charlie W. - Complete
Awww! Now Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by LindaRoo reviews
Things get wild at the Cullen house when Jake and Alice plan a Halloween party for Nessie. Winner of the Humor Category of Twilighted's Missing Moments fanfic challenge!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Minty Fresh by yolapeoples reviews
“HE’S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!” Remus was innocently brushing his teeth… notice the past tense on “was”. Marauders randomness. ‘Nuff said. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Oh the Wonders of YouTube by The Next Hermione Granger reviews
Hermione is surfing the internet one day and comes across a very... interesting video, to say the least. Really random pointless little story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Breaking Dawn Sing Along! by LindaRoo reviews
American Pie" by Don McLean set to the plot of Breaking Dawn. You'll laugh.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Never Give Up by insaneprincess reviews
Hermione Granger stands at Draco Malfoy's grave, crying, as she says her final goodbye to the man she loves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What If by insaneprincess reviews
Dramione - just a short poem on Draco's feelings for Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Spice of Life by opalish reviews
Harry thinks Ginny's getting bored. Ginny thinks she's not nearly bored enough, really. Also, there may or may not be gerbils. PostDH HarryGinny crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Awkward Biological Questions About Boys by Allergic-To-Sunlight reviews
HBP Missing Moment. The trio and Ginny are listening to the radio and Hermione voices some rather awkward concerns. Ginny disagrees. :P HG. First posted fanfic. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Beginnings by Bad Mum reviews
A series of 100 word drabbles about different characters set before the start of Philosopher's Stone, but not necessarily in a chronological order. For mackgirl's "Characters" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Spare Me the French by painted.inkblot reviews
In which James Potter II attempts to impress his cousin Dominique with French. Is anyone else thinking 'failed plan? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2008 - James S. P., Dominique W. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Photo Album by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
Rose Weasley's not an average girl. Instead of keeping a diary or scrapbook like most people, she has a photo album. And in this photo album she has pictures. Sometimes they're blurry and she cuts peoples heads off, but she explains them which is somethin
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,393 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mary Sue by SilverDrama reviews
On her sorting day, the New Generation almost make Mary-Sue Smith cry, and, WHAT?, she ISN'T screaming for revenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
Ten Facts by SilverDrama reviews
Ten Facts About Ten People.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 5,326 - Follows: 571 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Wish by mackgirl reviews
It's April 1, 1998, and the war against You-Know-Who is raging. But the war is the last thing on Fred's mind as he makes the same birthday wish he makes every year. Will this be the year it comes true? In response to the RL's birthday challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Eminor Per Vicis by CheenaSantiSprinkles reviews
Charlotte Black and Alexis Spinnet recieve the shock of their lives when a time traveling accident sends them twenty years into the past, right in the middle of the first Great War. Characters belong to my dear friend, SilverDrama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
Muse by storm-brain reviews
The first of the Beta Readers, written three years ago. It's awful and yet I can't bring myself to delete it. Apologies.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Tempest Rising by Princeps Invidia reviews
Only when a mild demeanor is paired with a hot temper does Valentine’s Day become an impending disaster. Angela and Paul’s antagonism for each other increases through a war of letters, but how can either resist the call of fate? Angela x Paul. Two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,829 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Angela, Paul - Complete
What If by anarchyartist23 reviews
What if he had a choice between living or dieing; a choice between a heaven he didn't think was possible and the people who made life heaven for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Fred W. - Complete
Wherever You Will Go by anarchyartist23 reviews
F/Hr, G/Hr. "If I could, then I would, I'll go wherever you will go."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
1979 by Lady Altair reviews
It would have been a good year...12 months Fabian Prewett never lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Molly W. - Complete
Meeting Teddy by Ramzes reviews
Astoria Malfoy cannot stand Draco's family and the feeling is mutual. Then, she meets a little Metamorphmagus who she could easily like and this feeling is also mutual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Teddy L., Astoria G. - Complete
Naming Scorpius by Ramzes reviews
Astoria Malfoy wakes up to two news. The good one? She has a son! The bad one? Her husband has already named him - without asking her what SHE thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins of a True Harry Potter Fan by The Luna Complex reviews
Doesn't the title speak for itself? You know you can relate. Xx evil grin xX
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
But I Want to be a Weasley! by Deadwoodpecker reviews
James Potter wants to be a Weasley. His mum, aunts, uncles, and granparents tell him why it's pretty cool to be a Potter, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
A Simple Fairytale by hipotamus reviews
Oneshot. Lily Potter tells her son a bedtime story of a beautiful princess on a quest to marry a handsome prince. But when she falls in love, she discovers something unexpected. Short, sweet, and fluffy. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Baby Fred And George Meet Ginny by MimiRose113 reviews
When baby Ginny is first born, how do the Weasley twins react?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
How to: Open a Door by Tegildess reviews
In the aftermath of the Second War, Hogwarts' best and brightest occupy themselves with trying to sneak into the Ravenclaw common room. But what happens when a surprise question catches them off guard? Oneshot. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Too Far Gone by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
Young Nymphadora Tonks runs into her mother looking through an old photo album. She wants to know all about the people in the pictures, so her mother tells her...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Andromeda T., N. Tonks - Complete
Hoggy Warty Hogwarts by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
DH spoilers. Minerva McGonagall had never liked Hogwarts' school song. However, a week after the Battle of Hogwarts, phrases of the song keep drifting through her head, and with them come the strangest memories...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Naming of Weasleys by Bad Mum reviews
What would a seventh Weasley son have been called? A Weasley family story to make you smile, set just before Ginny's birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
Mudblood and Weasel by anarchyartist23 reviews
A quick oneshot from Draco's point of view on Hermione and Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Brush Up Your Shakespeare by Realmer06 reviews
Utter silliness. RoseScorpius. DH spoilers. Rose convinces Scorpius to read her favorite play of all time. Scorpius is not impressed, and he's going to tell Rose exactly why.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Because You're George by Realmer06 reviews
DH Spoilers. You know you can never be free of this pain because of what you are and what he was and what you both were. And what's the point of existing if it's going to hurt that much? What's the point of living if you can only ever be half there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Problem with the Sorting Hat by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
Albus is waiting to be sorted with his cousin. He, like the rest of the first years, is nervous. However, once it's his turn to be sorted, things start to get out of hand. Especially as he seems to have some problems with the sorting hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
In the End by Argenteus Draco reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts, told from the slightly skewed prospective of one Draco Malfoy. Prequel to Hawthorn and Unicorn Hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 493 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Time for Laughing, Crying, and Late Night Talks by Mandy of the Amoeba reviews
DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS. Molly Weasley worries over one of her sons as he deals with his loss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Molly W., George W. - Complete
Chuck Children in the Fire by Hairy Buttocks reviews
Harry is the youngest child of the Potter family, when James and Lily realize they cannot afford to feed their ten children they decide to burn them slowly and painfully one by one and throw them into the fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 140 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Brother's Love by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Edward is hunting and sends Emmett to keep an eye on Bella. An exploration of Bella and Emmett's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Summer Spectacle by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which a young Harry Potter learns the trick to managing parents: keep them entertained, and they won't punish you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fluffy The CatWhoMustNotBeNamed by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry recieves a birthday gift that is by far the most useful thing he ever had. May become a series of one shots not connected by plot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 161 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Harry P., OC
With My Last Breath by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
Lily Potter got married, had Harry and then got killed. This oneshot tells what she may have been thinking right before Lord Voldemort ended her life
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
The return of the Unreliable Keeper by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After the cursed necklace incident lands Katie in St.Mungo's, she's left to recover in hospital while thinking about a certain bloke who hasn’t got in contact with her since he left Hogwarts, until said bloke shows up for a surprise visit. KateOliver.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
This Photograph by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
In Book Five, MadEye Moody shows Harry a picture of the original Order of the Phoenix. This story gives one version of what may have happened the day the picture was taken oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Confessions of a Marauder with Nerves by Celina Black reviews
I finally worked up the nerve to propose to Lily, and she agreed to marry me, even though my proposal technique was far from perfect. Hard part done, right? Yeah, right. Now she wants me to meet her completely mad family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ears like red traffic lights by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Ron Weasley couldn’t understand it. ‘It’ being life in general, of course, but at this particular moment, there was one exact issue that maddened him to no end. His ears. And more importantly, their fixation with turning red. RonHermione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Insert Title Here by opalish reviews
How Harry defeated the Dark Lord. 'Flounce, little veela! Flounce like the wind.' PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,666 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I've seen more spine in jellyfish by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Three rules of Quidditch, one: do not daydream your captain less attired in a Scottish kilt. Two: do not compare the shape of a quaffle to his bottom. Three: do not fall in love with said captain. Too bad Katie’s done all three. KatieOliver. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,398 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Cloak by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Perhaps there was a deeper reason behind James’ fondness for his trusty old Invisibility Cloak, beside sneaking into Hogsmeade and wandering the castle past curfew? And why exactly will he not allow his girlfriend, Lily Evans, to wear it? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 140 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hello, Princess by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
A five year old Nymphadora Tonks meets her Aunt in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/18/2006 - N. Tonks, Bellatrix L. - Complete
My Tea Girl by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
On a first date, James discovers Lily Evans is a lover of tea, and with Frank Longbottom, tries to find out exactly the female species find it necessary to go to the bathroom in packs, with disastrous results. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
On the Rooftop by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A year after Sirius' death, Tonks wakes to find her sweater vest wearing werewolf isn’t by her side and discovers him sitting on the roof, stargazing. RemusTonks. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Along came a spider by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Grudges can sometimes never disappear, and Lily’s towards James started when they were mere first years, making the mistake of doing the old fashioned nose flicking gag to the wrong redhead. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Confessions of a Marauder by Celina Black reviews
On his seventeenth birthday, James Potter receives a diary. Soon, he finds himself pouring his thoughts and experiences into it. With the help of his friends, this conceited prick goes on a mission to win over Lily. Now, if only he can deflate his head...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,084 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The way to a man's heart by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Horror strikes Remus Lupin when he discovers his refrigerator without chocolate. On a quest to pacify his chocolate cravings, he bumps into an unlikely woman in Honeydukes. RemusTonks. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Staircase of Doom by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
It’s common knowledge that no boy has ever tread the tricky staircase to the girls dormitory in Hogwarts.James Potter must find a way and while he’s at it,get that bloody present Sirius put there for Lily on his behalf.Unfortunately, it isn’t flowers...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/25/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Perilous in Pink by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which a midnight rendezvous between James and Lily becomes violent, and James couldn't be happier. Fluff, One Shot, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Camera shy by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
There is a saying in certain primitive cultures that a camera steals your soul. Under no circumstances does Lily Evans want her soul stolen by James Potter. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A message in a firewhiskey bottle by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Can a message in a bottle really help you find your true 'fish' partner in the 'sea' of solitary? Lily is put to the test when she receives a message in a Firewhiskey bottle from across the Great Lake. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I've heard Butterbeer is quite the acne clearer by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Jealousy is a fickle thing, and Lily’s resentment makes her become a little kooky, glare at James Potter’s crotch, question Remus Lupin’s gender, and hurl Butterbeer. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Pub Crawl by ishandtwofourths reviews
Sometimes it was nice to be naughty. She could let herself play this little game, as a final hurrah before her wedding... That's what she told herself as she stood outside of the pub. Remus and Tonks oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
James' worst fear by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
What exactly is James' worst fear? A Boggart reveals. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Yours, Ivan by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Opening letters that don't belong to you wrong James knows this. That's why he reads one that is clearly addressed to him as 'Lily Evans'. Funny how a letter from a Bulgarian boy can reveal a redhead's true feelings…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/22/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Check and Mate by Remus J. Lupin-Black reviews
Two very different people have a conversation one Christmas Eve. Surprise Pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Minerva M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Have you hugged your James Potter today? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Muggle Studies: Karaoke 101 by The Next Hermione Granger reviews
The seventh years all have to take Muggle Studies, their project : Karaoke.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
That Beech Tree by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James decides his favourite beech tree needs sprucing up for Christmas...with stolen decorations. A James and Lily sixth year one shot. Fluff is inevitable, my minions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Pillow of Doom by opalish reviews
PostHBP, oneshot. In which Ginny angsts over Harry's absence, Fred and George are complete prats, and weaponry is employed to fight brotherly oppression. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Ginny W., George W. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 223 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Obscene Dream by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Remus finally lets his feelings known for Tonks after a wrestle with a shirt, a crash of a lamp, a disturbing dream of Sirius Black as an advice giving Philidelphia cheese spread loving angel, and strawberry cheesecake. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
She Eats WHAT? by Callisto Nicol reviews
James and Lily talked. To each other. And this is bad how? Remus asked. She wants to eat me! James cried out. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/26/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Don't Care by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Drastic situations lead to drastic actions. That's why Remus and Tonks are locked in the Knight Bus by their former respected teenage associates Harry and Ginny. A one shot with Remus overanalysing and romantic gestures through a game of Scrabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 352 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Help! The Butter Dish is Attacking Me! by charmingly-holly reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny isn't a happy camper. What with a HalfNakedFlyingDwarf following her around, butterdishes and mashed potatoes forming conspiracies against her, and the eminent doom her eyebrows are facing, Valentine's is looking pretty shabby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3322 - Favs: 2,842 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Mary Sue and the Hogwarts Express by opalish reviews
This is a blatant parody of Mary Sue fics. -- Mary Sue is headed to Hogwarts...but nothing goes the way she expects. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Good Morning is an Oxymoron, Usually by charmingly-holly reviews
ONESHOT. Ginny falls into a toilet. Harry helps her out. That's how the morning started. Who knew it could get any worse? Title supposed to be Good Morning is an Oxymoron...Usually.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 6,251 - Follows: 396 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Marauders Meet Their Match by MimiRose113 reviews
The Marauders babysit the twoyearold Weasley twins
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/29/2004 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Mind Controlling Conspiracy by Ivory Tower reviews
Poor Ron, he's having a bad day and now this... For those who have an off-center sense of humor. It's hilarious! Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2002