Fake Shemp
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Joined 08-01-09, id: 2031983, Profile Updated: 07-07-15
Author has written 9 stories for Defying Gravity, Rizzoli & Isles, True Blood, Legend of the Seeker, and Pitch Perfect.
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Like I'm Gonna Lose You by OhWhatPun reviews
It's Beca's senior year at Barden and things seem to be going really well. She's landed an internship at Residual Heat and her relationship with Chloe is growing. But, can she prove her love for Chloe is real before it's too late and she loses her forever?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 1/27 - Beca M., Chloe B., Jesse, Stacie
Experimentation by Redlance-ck reviews
So, about that one little regret…
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 200,242 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 5/23/2015 - [Beca M., Chloe B.]
Fraught With Misery by Redlance-ck reviews
Because Beca can't sit on the left of her own couch anymore and her bed feels like it's too big, and she can't breathe whenever she passes the café at the end of the street.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/18/2015
Favorite Record by bechloehuh reviews
They have an old beat up Thunderbird convertible, twelve thousand dollars between them, and no destination in mind. This could very much be the worst decision both of them have ever made. (Bechloe road trip au)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,221 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 5/29/2015 - [Chloe B., Beca M.]
Pitch Perfect Ship Tropes by WebzForevz reviews
Have you ever wanted to read a Pitch Perfect fanfiction but they're too long? Look no further! I'll summarize all of them! Starring Beca, Chloe, Stacie, Aubrey, and Jesse. (Chapter 3 is out plz read it!)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Aubrey P., Beca M., Chloe B., Stacie - Complete
3 am by Redlance-ck reviews
Chloe isn't this kind of girl. [One shot]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/23/2015 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] - Complete
The Way You Work It by Redlance-ck reviews
Beca just really likes the way Chloe works it. As it turns out, Chloe likes the way Beca does too.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
An Exchange She Can Live With by Redlance-ck reviews
Beca shouldn't have to beg for her own property to be returned to her, but then Chloe is always making her do things she wouldn't normally do. [One-shot]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] Fat Amy - Complete
Think Of It Like (A Deleted Scene) by Redlance-ck reviews
And finally, something breaks. Low in her gut and high in her heart and suddenly, Beca's reaching out. [One-shot]
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
A Series Of Short Stories On Madame Vastra And Jenny Flint by FriendsCallMeTonks reviews
Specifically, a series that amounts to a love story, from the very beginning to as far as we know thus far. Screw chapters and waiting for updates. Mature content in a few places, but most of the stories would be rated Teen. "Vastra turns in her chair, just enough to watch Jenny move about the room, just enough to freeze Jenny in her place because Vastra never ever looks at her."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Jenny - 19th Century, Madame Vastra, 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Movie Night At Maura's House by RizzlesFandom reviews
Jane and Maura are having movie night like always when Maura decides she wants to watch porn. Rated M for Rizzles sex. Reviews please.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,975 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli - Complete
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The Basketcase and The Princess reviews
Angsty but Fluffy AU timeline of Pitch Perfect. Read and enjoy. Reviews are love. Bechloe/Staubrey (mainly)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,252 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 8/31/2015 - [Beca M., Chloe B.] [Aubrey P., Stacie]
True Blah reviews
Pam becomes a surrogate teacher to Jessica. How to be a vampire, Pam style.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,366 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Pam, Jessica H.
I Beg The Night Just To See Her reviews
Cara tries to serve her master... while Richard is away.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,854 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Kahlan A., Cara, Dahlia
Saviour reviews
Title - Saviour Rating - T Fandom - Rizzoli & Isles Pairing Jane/Maura Disclaimer - I do not own a thing, just playing in the sandbox. A/N - This is set post season 1 finale... that is all.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
I Got This Fantasy reviews
I Got This Fantasy Rating - Gayzzoli Smut. Essentially. Complete.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,675 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles - Complete
I've Missed Us reviews
Title - I've Missed Us Rating - R Fandom - Rizzoli & Isles Pairing Jane/Maura Disclaimer - I do not own a thing, just playing in the sandbox. A/N - ... Post 302 that is all.
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - J. Rizzoli, M. Isles
No Drama reviews
Pairing: Jen/Zoe One night stand leading to pregnancy. No drama relationship.
Defying Gravity - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Jen C., Zoe B. - Complete
But I didn't feel like just a friend reviews
Zoe/Jen Zen femslash Defying Gravity
Defying Gravity - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Zoe B., Jen C.
You Would Have Done The Same reviews
Written for the Missing Scene Challenge at The Woman of Defying Gravity community at LJ
Defying Gravity - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Zoe B., Jen C. - Complete