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Author has written 4 stories for Artemis Fowl.

I'm a proud Yorkshire/Wenglish girl who just loves to dance in the rain.

I'm an Atheist, bibliophile and life-long feminist. I'm really really short. But I kinda like it. Along with Terry's Chocolate Oranges and reading far too much ASOIAF. Jaime/Brienne are my new minor head obsession... Write, George, write like the wind.

I've been writing fics on and off since I was around twelve starting off with Mr Potter and then moving onto Master Fowl.

I'm an 'in closet' fic writer; not really open with it though my very close friends now know that I write. I should concentrate on my original writing. Which I do, just not as much I should...

I study English & history, just finishing my third year. So yeah, my fics can get a little... mature, at times, but I leave out writing about overly sexual things. Not my cup of tea to post on a public site particularly... but chopping limbs off and killing folks is completely fine :) (in fiction)

Please check out my writing, be warned that RA is a bit hard core on the violence at times but... a heck of a lot of people seem to be enjoying it so far!

Short Circuits is for the younger/more sensible readers (who wish to avoid mind scarring).


“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one."
George R.R. Martin, A Dance With Dragons (A Song of Ice and Fire)

"[Erotic vs. Kinky] It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken." Terry Pratchett

"You have enemies? Good. It means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Winston Churchill

"Some people go to priests; some to poetry; I go to my friends." Virginia Woolf

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." Virginia Woolf (again)

PS. This is dedicated to the anonymous person who told me that I can't spell 'apologise' correctly - that it should be spelt 'apologize' and that... I can't quite remember what else but it involved calling me a 'loser' I think...

Ah, my anonymous reviewer, you are young.

You have probably never been told about the sin that is American spelling.

The SIN of ALL sins if you're taught English in England or anywhere within the British Isles-



The strange but true fact that sometime in the short evolution of the American people they decided to stop spelling things properly and pass the talent onto their children.

Z's instead of S's

O's instead of U's


So here's my answer to your criticism.

Apologise = Actual English

Apologize = Bastardised usurper

You see?

Here, let's try another quick example.

Grey = Actual English

Gray = Bastardised usurper

Another aspect to THE AMERICANISM is how spelling can then mess up pronunciation.

First example is A-loo-min-um

What the fuck is "A-loo-min-um"?


How do Americans keep a straight face whilst pronouncing that? How?


It's spelt ALUMINIUM!

Therefore is pronounced Al-ah-min-yum

Al-ah-min-yum sounds like an element worthy of true distinction.

Al-loo-min-um sounds like a toilet that lights up.

And another thing that really gets on my tits -

Colour has a 'u' in it.

Because we nicked it from the French, and it's about the only French thing we English like about France except yoghurt and that it keeps the Germans at a greater distance.

(Just joking Lara I love you!! :D)





'A-LOO-MIN-UM' - enough said.

So yes, my dear friend who corrected me, I hope you are now enlightened. That you have learnt that your status (pronounced stah-tus, not stay-tus) as an American does not mean you have to spell or pronounce English wrongly.

It is an affliction you CAN CURE with study.

Disclaimer - Yeah, this is a joke. Spell stuff how you're taught, it doesn't matter. Language evolves, of course it does. Just don't tell me to stick a 'z' in apologise and call me stupid. Have some sort of cultural awareness and most importantly STOP SAYING A-LOO-MIN-UM!!

PPS. Stupid people - don't PM me. Really tempted to put up a 'list of shame' on here...

PPPS. Don't ask me the definitions of stuff in anonymous reviews! 1. if you've got internet access then go and google it! 2. I CAN'T REPLY TO YOU!!!

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Little Remedies by WolfButler reviews
Take dosage daily as many times as required to relieve symptoms of stress associated with school, college, exams and/or work etc. Repeat prescriptions may be necessary. Results may vary. LATEST CHAPTER: Another 'From a Higher Vantage Point' ficlet - only short but one of my favourite scenes from the first book, so I hope you enjoy it! "Now before we get into anything, ladies..."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,552 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 12/3/2010
Strange Duet by MamaKnowsBest reviews
Set after the final book: Life has returned to a semblance of normalcy and Artemis is once again attending school at his mother's request. But there is a new character added to our slightly dysfunctional gang, a girl who knows things she shouldn't. Well, he had been complaining of boredom lately...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,057 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 6/12/2014 - [Artemis F., OC] Butler, Holly S. - Complete
The Almost Ones by Alchemechanist reviews
Contrary to the societal norm, grief is a powerful aphrodisiac, and when people die they are meant to stay dead. But the Fowl family has never been normal, and without warning the tables turn. Families are ripped apart at the seams, lives end, allies hide in the most unexpected of places, and most of all, the living and the almost ones question what it really means to be alive.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,704 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
Of Mice And Men by scarlet-egg reviews
No, really, he was almost POSITIVE this didn't fall under his job description.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
After Me, the Flood by efka-zoi reviews
With his mother's mental health deteriorating and his father growing increasingly distant, Artemis crosses the final hurdles into adulthood. Artemis's understanding of responsibility and family are further strained when he develops feelings for his bodyguard.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,559 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler
Artemis Fowl: The Sun Rising by Lli reviews
The final installment of my Artemis Fowl: The Desiderata trilogy. After saving the world from vengeful Japanese deities and indulging in a little office romance, our favourite LEP officer, Holly Short, is off to the Americas to investigate Jack the Ripper-esque murders in Mexico City. An AU set after the Eternity Code.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,945 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S.
All the Little Pieces by Alchemechanist reviews
Ranging across everything. A collection of drabbles. Updates may be fairly erratic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,178 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 9/30/2009
The Science of Friendship by Pickwick12 reviews
Sherlock's friends force him to write. What will the results be? Non-Slash. Includes the perspectives of other characters as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 65 - Words: 24,311 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Memento by Alchemechanist reviews
"There comes a time when you must choose your life over the lives of others, no matter they be man or beast. This is not the world you have come from. This is a realm of survival by any means, and if you do not realize that soon you will be the first to die." Artemis is sick. They're all sick. A tale of snow, monsters, memory, and loss. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,575 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S. - Complete
Over Duncade by efka-zoi reviews
Butler awaits Artemis's return from Hybras in the remote village of Duncade. He begins to consider the possibility that this waiting might not end in their reunion. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Butler - Complete
What Children Believe by efka-zoi reviews
In the wake of the Fowl Star disaster, Artemis must decide what he believes in - and Butler must decide if he can believe in Artemis. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Dark Blue by Kitsune Heart reviews
Oneshot. After a moment of fun goes awry, Artemis realizes that their time travel adventure has left Holly with a new phobia. Reluctantly, Holly allows Artemis a chance to cure this inhibition, also giving him a chance to overcome an old one. Fluffy?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
All Stories In The End by freudwithwings reviews
None of the stories ever happened, you know. Series AU. (Themes of death and illness.)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S., Minerva P. - Complete
Un Homme Dangereux by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
NOW COMPLETE! A pastiche with Les Liaisons Dangereuses by Choderlos de Laclos
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 20,136 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
After the End by Lli reviews
Because, let's be honest, an ending that wide open is nothing more than a thinly-veiled request for someone else to do what needs to be done. Therefore, this author has completely disregarded TLG's thoughts re: endings and done just that; despite it not being marketable to a YA audience or people with biology degrees. Post-TLG, A/H no longer just implied, now an undeniable fact.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,282 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Getting There by Lli reviews
The sexual education of Artemis Fowl. Includes: a steep learning curve, multiple partners, too much gin, too much coffee, Oscar Wilde, pithy commentary from Minerva Paradizo, an unsurprising Holly Short cameo, and a sappy happy ending. Set several years after the series. And, despite the characters listed, I'm afraid there's no A/M. She's in love with Butler. Come on, people.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
A Dip In The Swamps of Merthur by merthurlikeaboss reviews
A simple story of boy meets wizard meets penis. As Arthur and Merlin take their first, tentative steps in consummating their relationship, they learn more about each other than they would ever have hoped to learn. WARNING: Involves jam... and love.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
And Every Map Is Blank by freudwithwings reviews
It felt like this: with so much past sitting like an anchor between the two of them, it was impossible to simply be. She needed to write that book, and he needed to read it. (Post TLG)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Other Paradox by Rocket Axxonu reviews
In the midst of a dangerous mission to the past is probably not the best time to fall for your manipulative, former-criminal-mastermind partner. For Captain Holly Short, it was just another nuisance to add to an already unending list of trials. Time Paradox parallel, Holly's perspective.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,868 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Lessons by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Artemis requests something unusual, and Finnegan obliges. Artemis/OC
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
Possession by hufflelit reviews
As time goes by, Leah is forced to consider her relationship with Jacob and his young imprint. Jacob and Nessie, as viewed through the unwilling and often completely irritated eyes of Leah Clearwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,307 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Leah
Alive by thequeergiraffe reviews
Another Johnlock one-shot, oh my. John's POV. No slash, but some serious fluff. Pre-Reichenbach and spoiler-free. Rated T for a touch of graphic descriptiveness re: violence. Sherlock teaches John to play the violin.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Artemis Kisses and One That Was Not by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
This is one of those five and one fic. The five times Artemis kissed Holly and the one time she kissed him instead. This shows the progression of the A/H relationship over time. Rated T for swearing and mildly dirty scenes
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
In the Path of Bullets by WolfButler reviews
It's happening again. A theatre show, dinner at a posh restaurant...followed by arguments,explosions,car chases and hostage situations.When will the Fowls learn that there's no such thing as a quiet night out?It's a good job they've got Butlers around...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,233 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Butler, Major - Complete
Purgatory by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH, post-TAC When Artemis's past misdeeds come back to haunt him, he and Holly must embark on another dangerous mission. But with the Atlantis Complex, a hostile LEP, and some old foes to contend with, the odds are stacked against them.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,733 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5035 - Favs: 11,584 - Follows: 1,333 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Things We Cherish by CieloCrimisi reviews
TPG contest entry. Takes place between Artemis Sr.'s disappearance and the events of AF 1. Features some slightly depressing Butler and Artemis fluffiness. No, not that kind of fluffiness. Sorry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Boys Don't Do That by Solstice Muse reviews
Harry and Ron discuss why they don't hug. Ron thinks it's simple enough - Boys don't do that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
There's A GIRL At St Bartleby's!: by the.brown.eyed.girl reviews
Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 72,621 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
A Mile in His Combat Boots by CieloCrimisi reviews
A tribute to all things Butler. Will be a collection of oneshots. Chapter 4 up.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Butler
First Kiss by Aleauxvander reviews
A simple conversation about kissing turns to, well, something bigger. Holly forgot momentarily that Artemis, regardless of his mental capabilities, was still just a man and every man had his breaking point. Apparently, she was his . Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Seen In A Certain Light by Lli reviews
After an extraordinary event, can one return to an ordinary life? Holly, at least, is determined to try. And, needless to say, everyone pitches in to help - regardless of whether or not she wants them to.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Misunderstanding by wolfraven80 reviews
AxH The infamous Artemis Fowl and the legendary Captain Holly Short: since he'd begun working at the LEP he'd always thought there was something unusual about them, but it was only when he got to see it with his own eyes that the pieces fell into place.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,109 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Bookends by Solstice Muse reviews
Arthur Weasley kept trying to capture the perfect image of his family. One day he notices that all the photographers he had hired over the years were more interested in cutting them out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Arthur W., Ron W.
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 4,778 - Follows: 379 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Lost In Parasomnia by Solstice Muse reviews
Harry and Hermione struggle to cope with Ron's sinister sleeping disorder while searching for horcruxes. Post HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,786 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,307 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Idiot Savant by Nyghtvision reviews
Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/19/2004
As the Moon Falls into the Sea by Li Kayun reviews
Short Ficlet -- A few days after the kidnapping incident, Artemis Fowl still has a few words left to say to Captain Short...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2002
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If Only reviews
What if Artemis had never lied to Holly in The Time Paradox? What if he was the one to kiss her, and not the other way around? AF:TTP re-write. Rated T for language and innuendo. Chapter Four: Holly must rescue Artemis from Kronski's lair. But without the master planner to hand, she's going to have to improvise.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,737 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Mulch D.
Short Circuits reviews
A dumping-ground for my unbeta'd, one-shot brain-dribbles! From dinner dates to male birthing, proposals, haircuts, clone growing and a little bit of casual heartbreak. A bit of everything so I hope you enjoy! Chapter 23 - Artemis isn't the only Fowl with a plan. Cora's back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,906 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
Resurrecting Annie reviews
'Oh! Hi, Artemis! Listen, I've been having dreams about your father murdering random people and burying them the decorative verge... Ring any bells' Rated T but rated M in later chapters. Updated... sporadically at best.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 117,257 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler, Holly S.
The Graveyard reviews
Where fanfics come to die. First story to come out of storage - "Gift Wrapped". In which some of you might remember Opal Koboi getting Artemis as a Christmas pressie. Read on to find out whether that's actually as kinky as it sounds.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,503 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012