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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

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Conquests by burrowedquill reviews
Bill Weasley has heard of his sister's taste in men. Will he be her final conquest or will Ginny be his? Warnings: Incest, slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Bill W., Ginny W.
A Magical Bond by C.Queen reviews
The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 229,739 - Reviews: 2213 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Wood: The Ultimate Cure for Boredom by MsSailorman reviews
"In over a century of living, not even an erection. No sexual satisfaction. That would turn any seventeen year old dude into a grouchy piece of s***. But expound that by leaps and bounds and you get me: Edward Cullen, most sexually frustrated person on the f****** planet." So Edward's immortality isn't exactly going to plan . . . until her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 101,092 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Bella, Edward
Nightmare by Carmelcate reviews
Drabbles revolving around the adorable pairing of Logan and Scott. Established relationship. Features a very overprotective Logan and an incredibly embarrassed Scott.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,256 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops
After the Dance by stellish reviews
Inspired by the 2005 film, in which after her intense dance with Darcy, Lizzy steals away to catch her breath. In this story, Darcy finds her alone and smut ensues. One-shot. Rated M for a reason, friends!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Hogwarts According To Padma Patil by Dodger Gilmore reviews
This is Padma Patil's story, following her through her years at Hogwarts and beyond. Where she is separated from her sister, finds new friends, looks for love, and somehow finds herself in the middle of a war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,494 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Padma P., Terry B.
Remember Me by EmbryCrumbleCakes reviews
ON HIATUS. Quil and Claire are finally starting to move into the romantic phase of the Imprint when a terrible accident leaves Quil unaware of their mystical bond. How will Claire make him remember a love that is once in a lifetime? Quil/Claire Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,159 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Quil Jr., Claire
Alexei's Plan by C.Queen reviews
Alexei Dolohov swore on his honor that if any member of his family dared to tell him what to do again he'd do something that would make them sorry. They should have taken him seriously, especially since he knows how Hugo Weasley can drive them crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,829 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - OC, Hugo W. - Complete
What if Mr Darcy refused to take no for an answer? by ClassicsRetold1793 reviews
What if Mr Darcy refused to take no for an answer? What if he didn't storm out after Lizzy refused his first proposal but stayed to try and convince her through pleasurable means? Warning - dubious consent/non con. Mature. Complete!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,050 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] - Complete
Advent Drabbles by 0idontknow0 reviews
A series of independent drabbles/ficlets that I'm writing for various advent prompts throughout December. Not sure if the rating will go up. It might.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 37,118 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
A Strange Sort of Fluff by 0idontknow0 reviews
Harry and Draco run into one another in the strangest of places -a porn set.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Impossibilities by Exceeds Expectations reviews
When it comes to love, nothing is impossible. Drabble collection for HedwigBlack's Slash/Femmslash Boot Camp Challenge. From the fanon /WolfStar, Drarry, Deamus/ to the ridiculously unheard of /RitaHermione, LunaProfSinstra/, they're all here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 25,857 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/7/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Remus L., Sirius B.]
Remus Has Pretty Hair by LittlePlumTree reviews
Very short, fluffy Remus/Sirius. Basically, Remus has pretty hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I Dreamed A Dream by C.Queen reviews
It's morning and Narcissa Malfoy awakes to get ready to face the day and the reality of her life as she reflects on her past, choices, and the roads now closed to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Autumn Leaves by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fluffy ficlet was written as a mini wedding gift for the fabulous saras girl. I rather like how it turned out. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Count The Years by LittlePlumTree reviews
Remus finds it hard to remember a time when the four of them weren't friends. He doesn't think he wants to. This is the story of how things were nearly ruined forever, but then somehow they weren't, and things turned out a lot better than anyone expected in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Surrealistic Expectations by MairiNathaira reviews
SLASH WARNINGS! Teddy/Hugo. A lover of books, Hugo grows up to become an editor, and he fulfils his dreams of working with his favourite writer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Hugo W., Teddy L. - Complete
Double Dare by MsTonksLupin reviews
"Come on, Remus, let's get drunk together so that tomorrow morning you'll not remember all the crap I'll have said." Remus Lupin is sitting alone at The Three Broomsticks, when the woman he had least expected to meet walks in the pub. Involves drinking, cooking, an ice cube and a strip tease. A game of Truth or Dare, the Marauder way. Inspired by Molotov Jukebox song, Double Dare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Wicked Dreaming by C.Queen reviews
Next door neighbors Albus and Scorpius have accidentally bought matching earrings, and there's more to the pieces of jewelry than meets the eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,263 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
I'll Show You More by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
George and Angelina by C.Queen reviews
Angelina is woken up by Wood, who needs her to come to his place to look after George who's had a small potions accident. Always willing to help a friend she agrees, never seeing what was going to happen next.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
The Lines We Cross by REwrites24 reviews
He knew that what they were doing was wrong, but found, with every kiss, he cared less and less. RL/SB. AU student-teacher relations set in Sirius's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,859 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
He's A Keeper by C.Queen reviews
Home from Romania Charlie Weasley decides to get drunk before heading up to his room at the Leaky Cauldron. And seeing what his former captain is up to, how can Oliver Wood not get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Oliver W., Charlie W. - Complete
Shadows: A Tale In Letters by Sara Darkotter reviews
"Dear Lily, sorry I insulted you. Can you undye my hair now? -Scorpius" "Dear Scorpius: no. -Lily." A tale of pranks, falling in love, denial and extremely busy owls.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,275 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Long Winding Road by Shira Lansys reviews
Bill once told Percy that life starts at Hogwarts. Which is incredibly true. The story of Percy: year one to seven. Contains Percy/Oliver slash. Yay. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Petty Theft by pinksnowboots reviews
Percy/Oliver PwOw . Percy pilfers Oliver's sweater. The twins are suspicious. Silly little drabble/slice of life thing with considerable fluff. Oneshot-reuploaded because my computer did something funky. Rated for mild cursing, mentions of sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Silk & Satin by sadtomato reviews
Edward's afraid to reveal his love of lingerie to his new boyfriend, but he's forced to confront the truth when Carlisle finds his panty drawer. Will Carlisle be into it or will he GTFO? Slash. Lemons. Panties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12885 - Favs: 7,852 - Follows: 6,206 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Albus and Scorpius Guide for Telling People by LittlePlumTree reviews
The trouble with large families is the never ending list of people to tell if you suddenly find yourself in a relationship with your best friend of 5 years, who also happens to be a Malfoy. I'm sure Albus will manage, though. He has Scorpius to help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,125 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
Romance Is Boring by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Ron is babysitting on Valentine's Night to get away from all the soppy couples, when his nephew pops by.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Albus S. P., Ron W. - Complete
Nigel Creevey and the Fracturing Bones by Fib1123581321 reviews
Tiny, timid Nigel Creevey has the heart of a lion. On one day in his 4th year at Hogwarts, Nigel discovers that he may just have the roar to match. Note: ONESHOT for 'Blood of the Birds', concurrent with Chapter 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - OC, Hugo W., Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Gap in the Fence by xNomii reviews
AS/S - Slightly AU. After being an outcast, the only squib in the family, all his life, Al is used to keeping secrets. No one knows where he is, London. Or what he is, a rentboy. That is, until Scorpius comes to find him, despite having never met. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Hell Island by mew-tsubaki reviews
Oneshot, slash. Oliver knows one thing: distractions rarely serve a Quidditch player well. Charlie/Oliver/Percy triangle. *2011 Xmas pressie for Jo*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Oliver W., Charlie W. - Complete
Don't Hold Me Too Close by hfmalfoy reviews
Albus drinks alone but when his coworker and good friend Scorpius Malfoy decides to join in one night that changes everything and messes with Scorpius' head. AS/S m/m slash etc. post hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,091 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Forgive Me Father by avioleta reviews
For the Twilight Kink Fest. Prompt: Priest in training. AH, Carlisle/Edward, Rated M. Please see story for original prompt and warnings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,176 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Bulletproof by Macbeth Mouse reviews
All Malfoys are the same. Yup, no doubt about it. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Worth the Risk by Agent Henry reviews
Look after the witness. That was Lysander's task for his first Auror assignment. No feelings. No difficulties. No strings attached. At first. But falling in love Hugo was more dangerous than Lysander could ever have imagined. Was he worth the risk?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Hugo W., Lysander S. - Complete
The Problem with Potters by xPhineasx reviews
Being with James was simple.Not a lot of talking involved most of the time, and lots of touching, and kissing, and other wonderfully distracting actions that helped let Scorpius forget the nagging annoyance of being in love with his best friend J.S.P/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,665 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - James S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
What Happened in Chicago by sadtomato reviews
Emmett is a sexy foreign exchange student. Edward is a horny American teen. What Happened in Chicago? Prequel to What Happens in Zurich - please read it first! SLASH. Collab with MyLifeandHis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,086 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
A Secret Revealed by KJmom reviews
Scorpius has a secret. Harry will be stunned. Albus will be angry. And Draco...? Harry/Scorpius slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,701 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P., Scorpius M. - Complete
We're Okay by desertwolf4 reviews
TJ/JSP After a bad break-up Teddy is starting out his new job as Professor of Transfiguration at Hogwarts, where his old friend James is starting his 7th year. James is gay, and, the more time Teddy spends with him, the more he wonders if he is as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Teddy L., James S. P.
Between Love and Hate by lege et lacrima reviews
In which Percy Weasley forgets everything he's ever learnt, with the help of the Ministry of Magic, 200 languages and Oliver Wood. Sequel to "Ruled by Secrecy". - Percy/Oliver - Rated for safety - Legs - CURRENTLY ON HIATUS sorry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,366 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Percy W., Oliver W.
The Mysterious Case of the Empty Beds by LittlePlumTree reviews
After one of James' better thought out pranks, Sirius is without a bed. Remus is only too happy to share, but will it bring up feelings neither have been willing to accept?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Love Letters by Midnightkisses10 reviews
There was no doubt, Louis was one of the most popular boys in Hogwarts. He receives numerous love letters but when one stands out, and the identity of the sender is unknown, Louis is determined to find out who this mysterious person is. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,444 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Louis W. - Complete
I think I lost you by CakeConsumer reviews
Oliver and Percy are different, but they are also friends. Being in the same year and house they grow up together, not being able to stay apart for too long under the same roof. But what is the truth of their relationship? Year 1-7 n 2 extra WARNING SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,445 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Phantom Orchid by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter goes to Seattle in search of a smuggler and discovers a very familiar person in a quite unfamiliar setting. Is Draco Malfoy really who he is pretending to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,196 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Far From the Tree by epic win reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy redefine the Potter/Malfoy dynamic, running around Hogwarts practically glued at the hip. They are fast friends indeed, but does one of them want something more? Slashy Scorpius/Albus, lemony in Ch2
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4481 - Favs: 7,372 - Follows: 4,211 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
GoblinForged Steel by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry was perfectly fine shaving with magic, but apparently, he was "doing it wrong." MORE MATURE CONTENT? AGAIN? XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What He's Got Under His Shirt by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Harry becomes obsessed with an erotic dancer before finding out who his father is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Question of Lust by WinterStorrm reviews
Scorpius is getting a little hot and bothered as he enjoys his favourite pastime: watching the manor's gardener, Harry Potter, at work.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces by Ladyhuntress36 reviews
The aftermath of the Gryffindor/Hufflepuff Quidditch game leaves Oliver Wood shaken. Not the outcome of the game but the dementors and the near loss of his seeker. Percy finds him alone on the pitch and helps him to realize that he needn't suffer alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,703 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
There's Something You Don't See Everyday by prosaictragedy reviews
Instead of walking in on Percy and Penelope, Ginny comes across Percy in a surprising position with a surprising person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Stay by avioleta reviews
3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Night and Day by C.Queen reviews
Andromeda Black is anything but thrilled when she's forced to tutor Ted Tonks, a Muggleborn. The goofy, clumsy Hufflepuff isn't like anyone she's ever met, and he just might be teaching her a thing or two along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,123 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Hunting by Black-Cat164 reviews
Scott and Logan have some fun outside at night. Slash. Some rough sex. Spanking. Please vote on the poll on my profile.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9781 - Favs: 6,810 - Follows: 5,234 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Five Step Plan to Win Yourself a Slytherin by Ayla Pascal reviews
"It was the perfect plan. And like all good plans, it was simple. Percy had abandoned the idea of complex plans after his first attempt at regulating cauldron bottom thickness had ended up in a triple homicide."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Pansy P., Percy W. - Complete
carlisle cullen: my future father in law by Befham reviews
Bella has a taste of what passion is like with somebody she thought to be a stranger. It's funny how the things you dream for come true in the sickest of ways.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Snapshots of Marriage by wmr1601 reviews
First place winner - public choice - in the Quote Me contest. Short peeks at the courtship, engagement, marriage, and family life of Edward and Bella. All human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,552 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 210 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Corruption by C.Queen reviews
No Malfoy has ever beaten a Potter. Scorpius Malfoy plans to change that however by using Al Potter's attraction to him as a weapon against the Potters. Only problem is Al has figured out the plan and he has some of his own. So who will corrupt who?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 139,763 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Only You by C.Queen reviews
Albus Dumbledore is reborn and given a new life free of the past.But he isn't the only one to be reborn. Stuck as an exchange student at Durmstrang Albus is faced with the only man he's ever loved..who has no intention of losing Albus again.Also ASP/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 118,008 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
The Black Family in Seven Parts by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black: Toujours Pur. Except for when they weren't. The story of seven Blacks who were blasted off the family tree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sirius B., Andromeda T. - Complete
Taking Care of the Baby by lel2768 reviews
After the battle in Eclipse, Jane shows mercy on Bree and allows the Cullens to take her home as long as they accept full responsibility for her actions.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 81,787 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Bree, Rosalie - Complete
Red Geraniums by Pastiche Pen reviews
Carlisle Cullen wakes up with a man in his bed. Winner in the Carlward contest. Very "adult." A/H. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Give Him Love by C.Queen reviews
Every year Ginny reminds James to give Neville their love, especially since his divorce. But what would happen if seventeen year old James took her words seriously and through unsigned love letters tried to win his Herbology teacher's heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 96,981 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Neville L., James S. P. - Complete
Me Too by Unamerican reviews
Logan and Scott dont make it to the bedroom and find they want the same thing. Sorry if this isnt a good summary this is Slash dont like dont read and dont flame thanks xoxo some might think it could be in the T rating
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Monumental Moments by aseriesofhellos reviews
When Bella walked in on her husband with his secretary she had no idea how to move past it. Luckily a certain Edward Masen was there to help pick her up off the floor... literally. A story about growth, friendship, and ultimately love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,789 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12415 - Favs: 9,621 - Follows: 4,255 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Simple Rules Of Weasley Life by NoBodyOfInterest reviews
Just what does it take to be a Weasley. What must one do. How must one prepare. And how does one survive. This is Rose Weasleys with some input by Albus step by step guide to being, doing and acting like... A Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Rose W., Albus S. P.
It Was His Mouth That I Was Kissing by remuslives23 reviews
Title: As I Tried To Tell His Dad It Was His Mouth That I Was Kissing. Summary: 'Been thinking about this all day,' James confessed now as Teddy mouthed a damp trail along his jaw. 'Can't concentrate properly at work for thinking about it.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/18/2011 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
The Day Draco Malfoy Lost Something Very Important by frostykitten reviews
Draco wasn't supposed to go into that room, he knew that. But, like a child drawn to a shiny object, he'd been unable to resist. He stretched his legs out straight and pulled back the waistband of his pants to peek inside. Still gone. This was bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Practice of Love by belladonnacullen reviews
When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 342,824 - Reviews: 4553 - Favs: 3,599 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boyfriend by Molly Raesly reviews
Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,472 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 4,827 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Third Son by p-sama7 reviews
A look at Percy Weasley's life from the fifth book to the seventh. SLASH. KS/PW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,040 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Percy W., Kingsley S. - Complete
An Imperfectly Perfect Christmas by acciodoxycide reviews
Scorpius and Al have been dating for five years, and are living together in London. Scorpius and Draco don't exactly get along, but Scorpius still gets invited to the annual Malfoy Christmas party. Champagne-induced chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,947 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
With Grace by EllisBell725 reviews
WINNER-Judge's Choice-Love Actualy Contest. A young man in the beginning of a relationship connects with a man fifty years into one. AH. Not Slash. Rated M to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
The Dating Lessons by saritat reviews
TWILIGHT AU/HUMAN. Edward and Bella are friends who have known each other since they were kids. When Edward finds out about a "pesky little secret" of hers, of course he wants to help. Isn't he just the man for the job?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,235 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ruled By Secrecy by lege et lacrima reviews
In which Percy Weasley discovers a few things about life from Penelope Clearwater, Oliver Wood, and his very own trouser-wand. Percy/Oliver. -Rated up for swearing and sexytime- -Legs-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,859 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Just Another Nancy Boy? by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
When Dudley Dursley comes out of the closet, his parents throw him out and everyone else tries to set him up. They ought to ask about his taste in men first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,418 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Dudley D. - Complete
James Potter's Hate List by Harrypotterlover56 reviews
Whatever Lily is saying is a lie! I am not jealous that Scorpius and Rose wrote a hate list. I wrote this list because I really thought the need to let out my feelings. Lily is lying to you! Sequel to Rose and Scorpius' hate list.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,535 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - James S. P. - Complete
The Heat by EdwardCulleniseverything1918 reviews
Amy is feeling weird latelly and Leah is tired of waiting. The pack's new addiction will have a lot of surprises after finding she is a big bad wolf. Raping, polysome and a little incest. Very OCC. You have been warned. NOT ONE SHOT ANYMORE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,362 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Leah
Scotty's Gotta Know! by ororomunroe531 reviews
Logan is conflicted over new feelings for a certain red-eyed boy. Set after X2, disregarding X3 altogether. Implied Scott/Logan, referencing past Scott/Jean. T for language and that's about it. Warning: Slashfic
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
Complicated by Limitbreaker reviews
Teddy Lupin yearns for all the things Victoire cannot give him. Slash, Teddy/Louis
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Louis W., Teddy L. - Complete
Home for the Holidays by Capricious-Cer reviews
Percy really just wants to spend his holidays alone with Oliver. His family has other plans. When Fred and George do it again, can poor Percy stay sane? Set after my fic Chaser and sometime in the time line of book four I think lol Lemons later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Percy W., Oliver W.
A Day in the Life of Sirius Black by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
An account of an ordinary day in the life of one of our beloved marauders. 'Made out with hot chick from Hufflepuff. Got caught by hot chick from Slytherin, her even hotter best friend and the hot chick from Ravenclaw. May never reproduce.' oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Surprise, You're Being Kidnapped! by ilfreitas reviews
It's summer holidays and James and Sirius are bored. So they decide to kidnap someone. SiriusxRemus One-shot, entry for a contest
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Did we? by QueenTakhsis reviews
Logan may have a fast metabolism, but he can get drunk. Scott and Logan go on a major drinking binge after Jean's death and wake up in a most compromising position!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
The Proverbial Clear Sky by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Stolen HeART: The Rookie by Wordy reviews
Bella was a professional with a life time of experience...Edward? Well he had just six months! A thank you short story for all those who read Stolen HeART
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,713 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Sexy Things You Didn't Know About by Bendleshnitz reviews
I think the title says enough to read it; but a full explanation is above the short text. It's short and funny. Hope you like it. -Not Betaed- I'll be updating each month. WIP! June: Teddy Lupin, Lee Jordan and Sirius Black
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Complete
10277 Point 35 Miles From Texas by Long Distance Lovin' Contest reviews
There's 10277.35 Miles between Jasper and Edward. How do they get off while waiting to be together? With Skype of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Cuppa Tea? by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry and Voldemort have a rather one sided discussion over tea. "It's just such a power trip, you know?" drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
A Wolf in Cop's Clothing by BellaFlan reviews
An unexpected imprint has Leah Clearwater bum over tea kettle in heat for one Charlie Swan, the original DILF. Rated M for an extended lemon and crude humor involving euphemisms. Collab with the fabulous Restlessxpen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,339 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Charlie S., Leah - Complete
Birthday Wishes and Basement Furniture by Lolarosa reviews
“Bella, Alice, if you could come with me. There is one last birthday present that I would like to give you." Carlisle shows the girls his basement furniture. My submission for the Forbidden Lemons contest. AH BxCxA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Twilight AIM by xXMissJasperHalexX reviews
Ya well it might not be as funny as some others but hey plz no flames R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 2/12/2009
Three's Company by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Entry for the Public Lovin' Contest: Alice and Bella are a couple who know how to have a good time. One night while out on the town, Jasper catches their eyes & libidos. They decide to give him a night he'll never forget...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Happenstance by simpleDMD reviews
COMPLETE! Ginny falls by happenstance upon the fledgling relationship between Remus and Tonks. Resolved to track it to the end, she spies night and day on her admittedly gorgeous ex-professor and records her findings in a non-horcrux diary/sir. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,184 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Some Days Are Diamonds by MidniteMarauder reviews
During his sixth year, James discovered he fancied Teddy. When Charlie joined Teddy on the Hogwarts teaching staff for James' seventh year, James wasn't quite sure what to expect, but it wasn't this. Clearly, he must be going mad. T/J, C/T, C/J/T
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
Perplexity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic contains Hugo/James cousincest, so if you have issues with that, don't read it. I hate to break my "Cheryl Dyson has written 69 fics" but that's the way it goes. This is epilogue compliant. It's also CUTE CUTE CUTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,287 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Hugo W., James S. P. - Complete
Everyone Loves Alice by shamrock1787 reviews
One shot based on the the song "All the Girls Love Alice" but not really a song fic. Very rated M. Alice/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
The Difference Between X and Y by LyricalKris reviews
Man or woman, friend or lover. When you don't put a label on it, you can just sit back and enjoy the ride, because when it comes down to it the only real difference is an X or Y. Edward/Bella/Jasper O/s.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 127 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Summary: Bella has always joked about marrying Alice’s much younger brother so she could be a part of her best friend’s family, but now he’s all grown up and hot. Bella tries to control the burn for him, but it quickly becomes a raging fire. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,722 - Reviews: 11393 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
Stolen HeART by Wordy reviews
Bella Swan was planning her latest heist in the art world. A sixty million dollar Picasso hung on the wall of one of the richest men in the world... He is the only person standing between her and a vast fortune.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,310 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Voldie's Demise by Gryffinclaw-queen reviews
This is a short and sweet with a chance of funny little commentary on Voldemort's post- Avada Kedavra life....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Voldemort, Albus D.
The Fireman: Outtakes from Controlled Burn by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Outtakes mostly in EPOV from Controlled Burn. This does not stand alone as it's own story, and chapters will not make sense if not read along with Controlled Burn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,558 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009
I Can Resist Everything But Temptation by A Warped View Of Reality reviews
Hanging out behind tapestries smoking with a gay bffl, isn't what most girls do on their Saturday nights, by Lily wasn't most girls. Just as Lysander isn't like most boys, and no one knows that better than Lily. Or Lorcan, for that matter. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Lysander S., Lorcan S. - Complete
Blue and Blond by priestpotter reviews
The Full Story of Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley - told from both their POVs
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,757 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
Bella's Lullaby by Mrs.GingerHinkley reviews
Mass-murderers are not meant to be babysitters. Sometimes, though, sacrifices are made for little sisters. Bellatrix watches over her baby nephew and hilarity is bound to ensue on what could very well be Draco and Bella's last adventure in child-care.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bellatrix L., Draco M. - Complete
A Wicked Week by C.Queen reviews
When born enemies Albus and Scorpius piss off a Veela she curses them to a week in which their nightly dreams are connected, and in which, to their horror, they get to know each other in the most intimate of ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,000 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Once Upon A Stormy Night by TwilightMommyof4girls reviews
Dr. Isabella Swan is on her way across the country for a job interview in Seattle. Read what happens when she gets stranded in a strange city in the middle of a blizzard. A/H A/U - LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 123,952 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella - Complete
Personal Growth: Teddy Lupin by Austen2388 reviews
Teddy had it all figured out: do well in school, get a good job, and live the life his parent's dreamed of. But when he realizes he has feelings for his easy-going best friend, Victoire, Teddy finds out that growing up is more complicated than it looks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,862 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Teddy L., Victoire W.
Have a Butterbeer on Me, I INSIST! by Marlicat reviews
No! All I want to do is buy you a butterbeer!" Remus Lupin, accept the goddamn butterbeer!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
It's not Charlie's Fault by CarsmeCarlislexEsme reviews
No, it's not Charlie's Fault tha he has feelings for Mrs. Cullen
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Charlie S., Esme
The Time I Brought Home a Malfoy for Christmas by sprstarinfrance reviews
There were a few things I knew being a Weasley I couldn't do, and bringing a Malfoy home for Christmas is one of them. This should be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,880 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Cullen's Facebook by strongerdancer reviews
These are notes on that I found and decided to create into a story. OOC & language... &humor!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Seventeen Forever by DrarryForever-x reviews
Teddy knows that ending things with James is the right thing to do but, sometimes, what you want to do and what you know you should do are two very different things. Slash. PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - James S. P., Teddy L. - Complete
The Werewolf Who Stole Christmas by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus manages to rob Tonks of her Christmas spirit, but helping her to get it back proves the catalyst for something a tad more lasting than a kiss under the mistletoe. RemusTonks romance through OOTP and HBP. Started before DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 284,222 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
LEGAL by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Scorpius Malfoy becomes Percy Weasley's apprentice - resulting in man-love for both of them. Two Malfoy/Weasley romances in one story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Percy W., Charlie W. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 144 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Truth or Dare by fidelius thistle reviews
Harry and Severus get together after a game of truth or dare... and they aren't the only ones. WARNING... toe kissing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Knew And Loved by K.T. Tag reviews
ONESHOT! What happens after class is dismissed and the potions and Dark Arts teacher 'come' together? Yes this is yaoi, ScorpiusXJames
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - James S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Quidditch Digest by RavenclawMama reviews
Rose picked up the dog-eared magazine and stared at it. She was used to this sort of thing from her cousins and her brother, but from Scorpius? -- Rose figures out that everything is not always as it seems. Scorpius/Rose. One-shot. M for sexual themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
ALICE CULLEN by Daddy's Little Bloodsucker reviews
If you are reading this, that means you've just purchased your very own ALICE CULLEN. Go through the guide for more information on the item purchased. Funny.one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Alice - Complete
Mike's Little Problem by 0041523 reviews
..."Mike, seriously, you are 18 not 80, how could you not get it up?" she says. "Shut up, Jessica." he says. "And your dick! What was that? Three inches? I have TAMPONS bigger than —" she's cut off. "SHUT. UP!" -MxJ- M for Crude Language and Dirty Humor
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Mike, Jessica - Complete
Family Therapy by TeaCullen reviews
Sequel to The Lie Detector Test. "Do they have family wings in the mental ward? Because we're so going to need them," Emmett laughed. Rated M for language, violence and suggestive themes. Also because I'm paranoid. OOC at times. R&R! *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,348 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Worlds Collide by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Isabella Swan has multiple personality disorder and has let Edward Cullen, an aspiring psychiatrist, do a case study on her and her multiple personalities. Collaboration between Bronzehairedgirl620 and Daddy’s Little Cannibal, dark and funny. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,967 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,689 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
I Love You, I Love You Not by drakie cakie reviews
Merlin! Not another Potter-Malfoy debacle! Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy battle each other in everything, including bed partners. Is their passion something more than can be seen on the surface? AS/S, Albus Severus/Scorpius, yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,076 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
First Holiday by don'teatmycookie reviews
The Cullens celebrate Christmas. A side-story for New Beginning.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/16/2009
The Sky of Florence by Vaysh11 reviews
Like father like son, they say, and Scorpius Malfoy hates that saying with a vengeance. Which is why he cannot be gay, not even for Al. Albus Severus Potter/Scorpius Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
What If by p-sama7 reviews
This story is a look at what could have happened if the seventh book took a different turn. This is a SLASH story. Pairings: RL/AW SS/NL DM/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,700 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Remus L., Arthur W. - Complete
The Perfect Kiss by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
That Old Joke by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
Sirius is lean and intense, but Bill Weasley is determined to go straight. Surely Fleur is enough for any man? Dirty and sweet. Bill Weasley/Sirius Black. Grimmauld Place. Slash. Smutty. Set during OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,482 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Bill W., Sirius B. - Complete
Gossip by OwlPostAgain7 reviews
News travels fast in the Weasley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Proximity by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is happy with his orderly life and his new teaching position at Hogwarts, until a chance encounter with Albus Potter. Yeah, this contains mature adult content and slash. As usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,630 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Sock Therapy by Korie.Moore reviews
Emmet has finally gotten on Jasper's last nerve! And how does Carlisle handle it? Very maturely I'm sure. From Edward's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
The Great Hogwarts Portrait Rebellion by Shiv5468 reviews
Ten years after the fall of Voldemort the Minister decides to commission a portrait of the Order of the Phoenix. It isn't the best idea he's ever had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,565 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Summer of the WPL Book by kaylaisradx3 reviews
The new generation is here! Only Victoire doesn't think they're as close as they could be. Can she make things change over one summer? Is it possible for everybody to get along? Can a book change things? You'll have to read and see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,091 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8392 - Favs: 7,555 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Detention by albe-chan reviews
Sirius get Remus in trouble when he can't leave him alone in Transfiguration. Now they BOTH have detention with McGonagall. But detentions at Hogwarts are never what they seem. SMUT. SEX. SLASH. THREESOME. SBMMRL. ONESHOT. For Decimare.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
School by One-Headed Boy reviews
Everyone is bored in school. Slight hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2008
A Happy Christmas at Hogwarts by fiercefiction reviews
Albus and Scorpius are both stuck at Hogwarts for Christmas. This is what happens on Christmas eve. Slash, ASP.SM. A oneshot fic written for my buddy Jessi for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
With a Little Encouragement by workaholic-1231 reviews
Hermione is assigned detention with Severus, but will the two make the best of the situation? A Caught! by Filch challenge for grangersnape100. Beware of sexual content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Gravity Of Love by FuzzyCat reviews
Percy and Oliver Slash fic. Torn apart for nearly 5 years, Oliver searches for his lost lover and finds getting back together is not as easy as it seems. Quidditch, slash and kiss and hugs and love abound. Chapter 26 UPDATED FINALLY ! ENJOY ALL !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,825 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Percy W., Oliver W.
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
A bet and its consequences by HotFyre reviews
Logan and Jean make a bet which changes not only their life, but also Scott's and Ororo's. Especially Scott feels suddenly more than he should. But will Logan return his feelings? M rated for a reason! And part of it is Smut. LoganScott pairing
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,855 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Jean G. - Complete
Truth or Dare by EdwardLover44 reviews
Well the Cullen's decide to play truth or dare what mischif will they get into and when did Bella become so evil? MUHUHUHAHA read and find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2007
Mary Had A Little Skirt by Mage of the Heart reviews
HGSS fun. An attractive student brings out the cheeky side to Professor Snape in a detention. But the rude nursery rhymes and Limericks lead to a little more than he expected
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Rezzed Out reviews
A drunken game of Truth or Dare on the night before Hermione’s wedding makes her question her true feelings for her groom. SSHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Plein Air For Two by Eloise Lovelace reviews
Percy just wants to do his job, not another guy... at least until the portraits of Messrs. Padfoot and Moony take over his office. Sequel to Trompe L'Oeil for Two. Slash: Percy and Oliver, also Remus and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,192 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Why I Love My Truck by sillybella reviews
Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Complete
Arguments by Valandar reviews
What's the REAL reason Hermione and Ron fight all the time? Let's find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Sirius Black, Marauder, Sex God Shut up Monny! by immovinout reviews
Just a chat between friends! No romance at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2006 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Outing Percy Weasley by Meg-Of-The-Moon reviews
Oliver outs Percy to his siblings and their friends. AU, PwOw
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 154 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Caught in the Act of Snogging by Meg-Of-The-Moon reviews
Oliver Drags Percy to the third floor for some alone time. Fluff, slight AU, Humour
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Oliver W., Percy W. - Complete
After the Quidditch Match by elgatoneun reviews
Chapter 4 updated ... finally. This is PercyOliver slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,743 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Percy W., Oliver W.
A snape is for life, not just for Christmas by Shiv5468 reviews
Severus and Hermione have been set up by Albus just once too often. They decide to play him at his own game and fake an engagement, snaffle the presents and then stage an argument. Will it work out like that?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,325 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
It All Comes From Being a Chronic Chocoholic by mrscribble reviews
Nymphadora Tonks' diary - erm, journal, of course. Read every juicy secret she divulges within the pages - or not. See her relationship with a certain werewolf grow and fervently hope the aforementioned relationship won't stop growing. RLNT, multi-chapter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Nymphadora Tonks's Diary by savvytruffle reviews
TonksRemus! Tonks begins a diary and writes her thoughts in there. Odd things keep happening to her and she find herself wanting to be around a certain soft-brown-haired man with shabby robes. Er, v. bad with summaries. Just read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,882 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 6/3/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
WTF Just Happened? by Sugarcult Babe reviews
SBGW-Takes place during OotP. Spoilers for all the books. If you haven't read them, you shouldn't be on this site. Lupin told her not to flirt with the handsome convict. She ignored his warnings. Now look where that got her: in the bed of one Sirius Black
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,064 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Sirius B., Ginny W.
Percy's Personal Journal by Kouryou Sanomi reviews
How Percy changed from a naive stuck up Headboy to a notsonaive stuck up Headboy with a hankering for a certain Quidditch Keeper. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Harry's Magical Day by Trevor-McJackal reviews
And there was sex. More sex. Boromir's dead body. And disturbance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2004
Great Scott by ridesandruns reviews
Jean plus JellO shots equals TMI
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete
The Most Shaggable Teacher in Hogwarts by Lost in the Forest reviews
"Out of all the teachers in Hogwarts, who is the most shaggable?" Blaise, Pansy, and Millicent gather around for some truth-or-dare mischief
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Severus S.
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Have your cake and eat it reviews
Percy Weasley has a devoted boyfriend and a new girlfriend, can he have his cake and eat it? Prequel to Minister a trois, can be read separately. Pw/Ow/Aw
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Percy W., Oliver W., Audrey W.
Minister a trois reviews
Percy Weasley, Minister of Magic, has a secret, two secrets in fact, but as alway secrets don't stay secret for long, not when Molly Weasley has anything to do with it. PW/OW/AW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Percy W., Oliver W.
In the HeadBoy's Dorm reviews
What goes on in that dorm between our favorite NextGen couple? Uber-Duber Fluff TL/VW rated M for obvious reasons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Sex Ed reviews
One-shot,Emmet embarrasses Edward in Sex Education class. Read and Review, no flames please I'm a delicate flower really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
I Didn't See That One Coming reviews
Ron Weasley always knew the Malfoys were bad news, but who would have guessed it was Rose's best friend and cousin who would break his little girl's heart? Rated M for two words and a hint at sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
Making a Toast and One too many reviews
One-shot Stripper!Harry, Horny!Ginny, Giggling!Hermione, Accidental Bartender!Ron, A night out on the town for our two favorite couples. M for drugs, drink and inappropriate actions Naughty Ginny! HP/GW RW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete