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Author has written 8 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Alice in Wonderland, Twilight, and Misc. Movies.

Things to know about me:

Don't take anything I say seriously. I have a twisted mind.

Age: Somewhere between 11 and 20

Real Name: Paige

Hometown: Like I'm going to tell YOU!

Favorite Team: I don't like sports. End of story. BUT I LOOOOOOOOVE watching them.

Favorite Band(s): Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, Green Day, Hollywood Undead, Flyleaf, My Chemical Romance, Breaking Benjamin, Uncle Cracker, Dave Days, Blink-182

Pets: A cat named Frankie and another named Boots

Friends: Almost everyone...:D

One of my friends ALWAYS calls me pathetic

Favorite Book: Why don't I make a list...

Harry Potter

Maximum Ride

Uglies

The Hunger Games

Catching Fire

Gone

Hunger

Inkheart series

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

and so many more...

Favorite Subject: band all the way!!

The Dress Angel wanted Max to get in Surprise!

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Mori_Lee/8440.html

Max's Dresses from Surprise!

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Faviana/6238FAV.html

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Mac_Duggal/5294D.html

http://zoombridal.ecrater.com/p/6742889/classic-black-strapless-column-chiffon

http://zoombridal.ecrater.com/p/6743000/v-neck-sleeveless-beading-back-butter

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Dave_and_Johnny/5090.html

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Hannah_S/27544.html

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Morrell_Maxie/9495.html

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Tony_Bowls/210C63.html

Ella's Dresses from Surprise!

http://www.ecrater.com/p/6787037/tea-length-black-belt-satin

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Terani/35007H.html

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Jovani_Beyond/B15849.html

Nudge's Dresses from Surprise!

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Jovani/152800.html

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Flip/6805.html

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Jovani_Evening_and_Prom/15962200.html

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Alyce_Designs/6399AD.html

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Tony_Bowls/TS21041.html

Angel's Dresses from Surprise!

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Jovani/B152359.html

http://www.dhgate.com/wonderful-little-girl-wedding-dress-flower/p-ff8080812309f97a01230ad1f02903dd.html

http://www.hotfrog.com/Companies/Silk-Orchid-Gallery/Spring-Little-girl-dresses-children-crochet-pattern-9430

http://www.bride.ca/wedding-ideas/index.cfm/2009/6/5/h2Fashion-Guide-Flower-Girl-Dresses-and-Accessoriesh2 (the second one)

Dr. Martinez's Dresses From Surprise!

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Mon_Cheri/RB11073.html

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Mon_Cheri/110948.html

Amber's Dress from Surprise!

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Tony_Bowls/TS21025.html

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Morrell_Maxie/AH78288.html

Fang's Ties from Surprise!

http://www.newyorkdress.com/Tony_Bowls/210C63.html (4th row, second tie)

Plain black

Bright Green

Iggy's ties from Surprise!

Plain black

I have a blog now!

http://randombookworm16.blogspot.com/

But I never update it, so I'll just have a news section right here:


5/27 Ugh, I'm home sick...how fun

4/20 All the bands in my school went to contest and won sweepstakes trophies!!

2/4 I GOT 2 ONES IN SOLO AND ENSEMBLE!! -does happy dance-


Stories that I have written, but haven't posted yet, so let me know if you want me to post them:

Beloved Sister- Maximum Ride

Hostage Harry- I know this is already a story, but I have a few chapters written up

A Look Inside- Max Ride, Twilight, PJO HP crossover


IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Let It Die by Three Days Grace

Waking Up: People Are Crazy by Billy Currington

First Day At School: Is Forever Enough by Hawk Nelson

Making Your New Best Friend: Kill All Your Friends (B-Side) by My Chemical Romance (wow...)

Falling In Love: Pain by Three Days Grace

Breaking up: Letterbomb by Green Day

Prom: I'm So Sick (Scream Remix) by Flyleaf

Graduation: Fireflies by Owl City

Life's Okay: Shut Up by Simple Plan

Death of a Close Friend: Numb by Linkin Park

Mental Breakdown: Carousel by Linkin Park

Driving: Louder Than Thunder by The Devil Wears Prada

Flashback: You Found Me by The Fray

Getting Back Together: Gone Forever by Three Days Grace

Birth of Child: The Mysterious Ticking Noise, by the Potter Puppet Pals

Wedding Scene: Banana Phone by Raffi

Car Accident: Shut Up by Simple Plan

Final Battle: So What by Pink

Death Scene: American Saturday Night by Brad Paisley

Funeral Song: Insufferable Know It-All Hermione Granger by Gred and Forge

End Credits: Disappear by My Chemical Romance

Deleted Scenes: Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance

Conclusion: Very Crappy life... very crappy indeed


The beloved copy and paste:

-Why is donkey Kong called "Donkey" if he's a monkey?

-Why do they teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

-If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you join the Navy, would you eventually become Captain Crunch?

-If the SWAT team busted down your door, would they have to replace it later?

-"Before you critisicize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

-Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic

-Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

-If it wasn't for physics and law inforcement, I'd be unstoppable

-There are 3 kinds of people: one's who can count and one's who can't

-Why are commercials for cable showed on cable channels and not on regular TV? Wouldn't they want people without cableto get it?

-Isn't it funny how the word "politics" has the word "poli" in it that means "many" in Latin and the word "tics" as in "bloodsucking parasites"?

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself on the ground and miss.

-If you can stay calm when all around you is in chaos, then you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

-If Mars had earthquakes, would they be called marsquakes

-The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

-There are 3 kinds of people: People who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electrical fence for themselves.

-WARNING- do NOT walk in my footsteps! I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

-Last night I lay in bed looking u at the stars thinking, where the heck is the ceiling?!

if you argue with yourself? Fine. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when I start thinking you're a little messed up.

-they laugh because we're losers...WE laugh because they just figured it out

-if tylenol,duct tap, and a band-aid don't fix you, you have a serious problem

-you cry. i cry, you laugh, i laugh, you fall off a cliff, i laugh even harder

-the dinosaurs didn't die out on accident. Barney came and they comitted suicide.

-you can't spell awesome without ME!

-They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill that many people

-Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates it.

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face

“I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!”

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

-shoot for the moon. even if you miss you'll land amongst the stars

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

-It IS bad and they ARE out to get you

-Taste the rainbow-EAT CRAYONS!

-newscasters always say "good evening" and then preced to tell you why it's not

-boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

-I wish my lawn was emo. Then it could cut itsef

-whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door

-One day, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

-But if the doctor is cute, screw the friut!

-Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

-secret admirers are stalkers with stationary

-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

-Don't mess with me. I have a stick.

-Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork!

-you laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

-Help! I've fallen and I can't-oooo nice carpet!

-I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!

-We know the speed of light...So what's the speed of dark?

-Who gives a care if the glass is half full or half empty? Just pick the freaking glass up and drink it!

-I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun!

-The Force and duct tap are the same thing- they both have a light and dark side and they hold the universe together!

-I ran with scissors and lived!

-When you go to court, you're putting your life in the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

-IF you can't buy friendship, then why do you have to buy Barbie's friends?

-one day my prince will come. Mine? he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask directoins

-my knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil

-mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young

-i'm not random! i just have thou- OH A SQUIRREL!

-Silence is golden duct tape is silver

-it's always the last place you look. Of course it is! why would I keep looking after I found it?!

-I'm not afraid of Death! What's it gonna do? kill me?

-life is like a pack of gum...I have yet to fiure out why.

-life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over!

-Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

-I used to have super poweres...then my therapist took them away...

-slinkey+ esculator= endless fun!

-I used to have have an imaginary friend...then she abandoned me because her friends thought I wasn't real...

-what hapens if you get scared half to death twice?

Take time and read each sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is weirdo cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line

If you fell for it, yes you are a weirdo

Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

Top 10 ways to annoy Fang

10. ask him if he molts

9.tell him he really needs a hair cut

8.get Gazzy to impersonate Max saying that she loves him

7.when he and Max are on a date track down Lissa and bring her up to them. Have her say"Nick, I missed you sooo much!"

6.ask him if he knows how to use the English language since he never talks

5.have Max pretend to be dead and videotape his reaction

4.have him get on Fanfiction and have him read someof these embarrassing stories about him

3.stalk him all day and see what he does

2.run up to him and yell,"yes, he's mine! I got here first! I call dibs!"

And the number one way to annoy Fang?

1.tell him black isn't his color.

Top 10 funny store signs
1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we’ll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

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If you could read that put it in your profile.

taht is kndia cool, raelly cool

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.you go to a party, sit down and talk

2.You haven't played cards with actual cards for years

3. the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a cell or texting

4.You'd rather look all over the house for the TV remote instead of hitting the buttons on the TV

6.Your evening activity is sitting at the computer

7.You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

8.You think about how stupid you are for reading this

9.You were too busy to notice number 5

10.You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number 5

11.And now you're laughing at your stupidity

12.Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

13. You're sad because you fell for it and are thinking about putting this into your profile

WEIRD SIGNS THAT ARE ACTUALLY HUNG UP SOMEWHERE

-( on an observation deck right next to a waterfall; everything is sopping wet and the people are soaked )

NO SMOKING

- NO PARKING IN PARKING LOT

(does that mean no sleeping in sleeping bag to?)

-CAUTION-WATER ON ROAD WHEN RAINING

( no dip! )

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


GOOD OR BEST FRIENDS

-A good friend helps you when you fall. A best freind keeps walking and says" Walk much, dumbie?"

-A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnapps him and brings him to you.

-A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh and say, "Ha,Ha,Loser!"

-A good friend will offer you her soda. A best friend will dump hers on you.

-A good friend gives you an umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says,"Run-beep-run!"

-A best friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

-A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be next to you saying,"That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

-A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write an embarrassing biography on your life story.

Friend:will help me find my way when I'm lost.

Best Friend:Will be messing with my compass,stealing my map, and giving me bad directions

Friend:Will help me learn how to drive.

Best Friend:Will help me roll my car into the river so I can collect insurance

Friend:Will watch my pets when I go away.

Best Friend: Won't let my go away.

Friend:Asks me for my number.

Best Friend: Asks me for her number.

Friend:Hides me from the police.

Best Friend: Is probably the reason they're after me in the first place.

Friend:Let's me make an idiot of myself in public.

Best Friend:Is up there with me making an idiot of herself too.

Friends: Fade.

Best Freinds: Are 4 Ever.

-If a random song has ever popped into your head for no reason at all- copy and paste this into your profile. ( One time I was laying in bed and Mary had a Little Lamb popped into my head.)

-If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny-copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever sang "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves"-copy and paste this into your profile. ( most f the time if I do this, my friend hits me until I stop-hehe-why do you think I do it? hehe)

-If you've ever accidently cussed in front of your parents-copy and paste this into yoour profile!

only in America... does pizza arrive faster at your house than an ambulance

only in America... do people put hand-capped parking at a skating rink

only in America... do people leave expensive cars out in the driveway and then put useless junk in their garage

only in America... do banks keep both doors wide open, but chain the pens to the desk

only in America... do people bu thot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight

only in America... do drive up ATMs have brail lettering on the keys

only in America... do people order a double cheese burger, extra large fries, and a diet coke

only in America...do pharmacies make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store while the healthy people can pick up cigarrettes in the front


Take time and read each sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is weirdo cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line

If you fell for it, yes you are a weirdo

Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

10. Beg him not to eat you.

9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.

8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.

7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.

6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.

5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.

4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.

3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.

2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

Top 10 ways to annoy Fang

10. ask him if he molts

9.tell him he really needs a hair cut

8.get Gazzy to impersonate Max saying that she loves him

7.when he and Max are on a date track down Lissa and bring her up to them. Have her say"Nick, I missed you sooo much!"

6.ask him if he knows how to use the English language since he never talks

5.have Max pretend to be dead and videotape his reaction

4.have him get on Fanfiction and have him read someof these embarrassing stories about him

3.stalk him all day and see what he does

2.run up to him and yell,"yes, he's mine! I got here first! I call dibs!"

And the number one way to annoy Fang?

1.tell him black isn't his color.

Top 10 funny store signs
1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t you will be."
6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
7.In a restaurant window: "Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we’ll wait."
10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

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Don't mess with me. I have a stick. (And i'm not afraid to poke you with it! poke see!!)

-I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun! (This is a hold up Don't move or i'll shoot I warned you squirt HAAAAAAAA you're wet now!!)

-The Force and duct tap are the same thing- they both have a light and dark side and they hold the universe together!

Freaky and Actual warning labels that are actual and freaky

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs. (Darn! I wanted to have flea and tick free fish!! :( pouting:) It's Smily!!

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron. (But I wanted to curl my large intestine :( more pouting :) Smily!! How could you come at a time like this?? I'm pouting not smiling!! Get it straight!! please?)

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists. (Why does someone riding a bike need shin gaurds? Their not playing soccer...or are they??)

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On a fireplace lighter. (But-but-but-but-...question mark)

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater. (But I can't go in the cold... Oh i know what i'll use! A flame thrower!! Smily you can come now!! Smily?! Smily?? scream

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray. (No I bought this to make the person attacking me smell pepper fresh)

"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush. (Yeah i love the taste of toilet bowl and pepper mint in the morning)

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old. (Now what am i going to get them? Oh I know a car!!)

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm. (Do i even need to say anything for this one?)

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison. (I thought that was the point... poor Gus and Jack Jack.)

"For a limited time only." -- From a Rally’s commercial that described how their burgers were fresh. (Gross gagging)

"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV. (But how can i wash it... Oh I know the washing machine!!)

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

95 Percent Of Teens Would Have A Breakdown If they saw Miley Cyrus standing ontop of the Empire State Building about to jump,Copy and paste if your one of the 5 that will be yelling "JUMP JUMP!!"

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever ran into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have fallen up stairs, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this to your profile

If your best friend is insane, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile (more like all the time)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have total blonde moments copy this into your profile

~If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

~If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

~If you dance in the shower, copy this into your profile.

~If you don't like unweird people, copy this into your profile.

~If you've every mis-spelled your name

~If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this!

~If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile

~If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (my friends)

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Dorks are cool. Dorks are smart. Dorks will one day rule the universe. If you're a Dork and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (Heck, I get excited at one!)

If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

you ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you are beyond obsessed with Maximum Ride copy and paste this into your profile

If you are dying for the movie to come out in 2010 copy and paste this into your profile

If you are dying for the 6th book -FANG a Maximum Ride novel- to come out copy and paste tis into your profile

If you are beyond obsessed with the Percy Jackson & the Olympians books copy and paste this into your profile

If you are about to kill yourself from impatience for the lightning thief movie to come out copy and paste this into your profile

If you saw the Lightning Thief movie trailer in the theaters and wasn't at first sure what it was until your friend pointed it out and you both flipped out in excitement copy and paste this into your profile

If you saw the 6th harry potter movie opening night at midnight and dressed up copy and paste this into your profile

If you've copied every copy and paste thing on my profile copy and paste this into your profile

If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've gone to a movie and forgotten what movie you were at after you watched the previews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you go to see a movie and right when you walk out of the theater you forgot what you saw copy and paste this into your profile>

If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down (copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know how to laugh at yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

If you are random, and you don't care, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love rainstorms, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

Reations to if Fang dies in Fang (the 6th MR book)

1. I am in the library reading the part. I scream and slam the book. I throw it and it hits an old lady with a walker. She falls and her walker hits a bookshelf and domino effect. The whole school looks out at me and I go, '' It was a bug... a BIG bug..."

2. cry.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, randombookworm

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with any band copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when I slapped myself just to make sure I wasn’t dreaming an insanely good dream, and didn’t wake up. Crazy is when you laugh for half an hour. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, randombookworm

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you dont know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are wierd and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don’t just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you thought whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of people (Pete Wentz) in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, CD’s etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the hell Canadians and Americans have to spell 'color'/’colour’ differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you really don’t like Ashlee Simpson, post this in your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever just screamed because you were so frustrated and people started staring and you yelled ‘What the hell are you looking at!”, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually read this whole thing add one of these things, and copy and paste this to

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If you've ever burst out laughing while reading a book and people look at you funny raise your hand

... DUDE your not in school why are you raising your hand sheesh and they call people smart ...

if you just fell for that copy and paste it on your profile

If you have read the entire Harry Potter series in a day, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have raed the entire Maximum Ride series in a day, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you LOVE pudding, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have lots of friends, copy and paste this onto your profile

If in one of your classes, everyone is friends, copy and paste this onto your profile

Quotes!!

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada and stuff." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." - David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." - George Gobel

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." -someone genius

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." -someone

"Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?" -someone

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box." -someone

"When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!" -someone

"People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -someone

"When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing." -someone a lot like me

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." -someone

"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." -someone

"When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!" -someone

"Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers." -someone

"Life is empty and so is the fridge." -someone

"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh." -someone

"Peace, around the world, or generations." -Fred from Youtube! If you don't know who he is, you have no sense of humor.

"We have to go to Candy Mountain, Charlie!" -Those creepy unicorn dudes from Charlie the Unicorn on Youtube.

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

If you have run up and down an escalator copy and paste this into your profile

If you strongly believe that you are going to Hogwarts, just your letter is a bit delayed, paste this in your profile

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile

If people question your sanity daily, copy and paste this into your profile

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you could read that put it in your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe that the Harry Potter series could never exsist without Snape, put this in your profile

If you have an undying love for Voldy, because you know that evilness=hotness, paste this in your profile

If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself, put this in your profile

If you like to sing loudly in public, put this in your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get two reviews, copy this into your profile

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you think Miley Cirus is a loser who is going to end up like Brittney Spears, copy this into your profile

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile

If you jump up and down on the elevator, copy and paste this to your profile (were you supposed to jump on the elevator?)

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, and you're proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever considered going to the Empire State Building and asking for an audience with Zeus, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile

If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile

If you think Hades is cool, copy and past this to your profile

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have OCHPD (Obsessive Compulsive Harry Potter Disorder) copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

"Let's eat grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives. If you finally realized the importance, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile

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(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

Real rebels read banned books; if you are one of these rebels, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're ON A BOAT! like me, then copy and past this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile

One of my current favorite characters is a character no one would give a second thought too. If you like a character no one would give a second thought too, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

QUOTES!!

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?"

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."

"When life gives you lemons. Make orange juice and leave people wondering how you got that."

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll land among the stars."

"Holy insert swear word of your choice here."-Fang

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."

"Other than my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Fang

"I vill now destroy the Snickuhs bahrs!" - Gazzy

"When you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side."

"But I'm not an orang-utan." Alex Rider

"Well la-di-da for him." Maximum Ride

"Your hair looks like a haystack, but I like it." Edward Cullen

"I'm sorry if I'm not the right kind of monster for you Bella." Jacob Black

"Show me the damn ring Edward." Bella Swan

"I don't have a mustache you idiot." Maximum Ride

"Enough with the constipation song." Nudge

"I feel like pudding." Iggy

That's an awkward five-some ~My friend Clare...don't ask

Insanity is a gift and a curse. But mostly a gift ~Me

I read this again and thought it was deep then I noticed the whole heart in butt thing~ My friend Jazmine

Friend: Hides me from the cop

Best Friend: is probably the reason they’re after me in the first place

AT A SHOP: Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

IN A LIFT: Drop you pen on the floor and stare at it for a long time, trying to get someone to pick it up. When they reach down to get it for you, yell out "That's my pen!"

IN THE CINEMA: Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!"

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three

whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revoling door!

apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from?

ifr quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

whise cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

how is it possible to have a civil war?

if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived

)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

Can mute people burp?

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa
beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to
people that work nights?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?

Which way does a compass point in space?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

Why do all superheroes wear spandex?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

Why are Pringles curved?

What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.

Not to mention Duncan found me a can of pepper spray somewhere in that galaxy far, far, away we call 'under his bed.'-Fallen Remain's story Love's Sight (to read it go here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5861699/1/Loves_Sight# )

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I spy some bird kids by cammiemorganrules reviews
What happens when Gallagher gets new students who happen to be the flock? What happens when everyone starts falling... for the wrong person? What happens when promises are broken? Find out here. Better than summary. Will Max & Cammie be able to get along?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,916 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Max, Cammie M.
A Cinderella Story: Maximum Ride Version by Velevet Night reviews
A more modern version of Cinderella, but I twisted the plot a little. I'm pretty bad at summaries. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 8/17/2009
Witches, Wizards, and Winged Mutants by Envy and Fury reviews
The Flock have been enrolled in Hogwarts, a 'special' school for 'special' people. The Marauders decide to take the newcomers under their wings, not knowing that they actually have wings. But really, how long can you go without being chased by lunatics?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,853 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Maximum Ride: Wings vs Wands by Madeline Cullen reviews
Max and the flock have been captured by the Order of the Phoenix. On Jeb's orders. What's their mission? Make sure the Ministry doesn't mess up Hogwarts. "Fang wanted to live on a vacant island. Well this is as close as it was going to get," I muttered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,367 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009
Fanfiction Meets Youtube by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What happens when you combine 1 St. Fang of Boredom, fanfiction, and youtube? Complete and total loss of Flock sanity! All oneshots based on videos made by Youtuber, makemebad35.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4892 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
What Iggy Hears by InkDrinker reviews
The first book from Iggy's perspective.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 67 - Words: 39,996 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Iggy
Neighborly Love by Nova Ride reviews
Max and Fang are next door neighbors who hate each other. But, among all the hatred are there feelings of love and lust? How will they discover those feelings if they are always going at each others throats? FAX! R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,276 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
A Better Childhood by Faxisthegreatest123 reviews
SEQUEL TO BABY CRAZY! Max and Fang want to give their children a normal childhood; at least close to normal. Will they succeed? Read to find out. Will get better!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,157 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Max, Fang
Shadows of the Past by alpha-range reviews
Max has a pretty screwed up life: an abusive father, an evil step-mother and a brother to care for. When things get blown out of hand, Max finds herself faced with the realisation that she needs help. Eventual Fax, although different couples first. R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,343 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang
Hunger Games: Birdseed by Fangalicous08 reviews
What happens when the flock gets put in the country of Panem and all their memories are wiped out and replaced with new ones? Would they survive the Hunger Games? Read and find out.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009
Skittles' Corner of Randomness by Fangalicous08 reviews
I'm bored and I was inspired by St. Fang of Boredom. R&R? Please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 62 - Words: 59,120 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Iggy
One Letter Stand by Tassel630 reviews
The ultimate collab of the ADD - one chapter, one letter of the alphabet, one fabulous Maximum Ride author. Continuation of A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions Ninja C and Leftover Alphabet Soup Akira43 .
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,930 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 12/2/2009
Kisses From a Pyromaniac: Love's Sight by Fallen Remains reviews
Sydney was never the ordinary girl. She thought there was no escape from misery. Especially not after the death of her parents. Then she meets Iggy and realizes all she hasn't lost. Their lives change forever as she helps him save the world. Summ. Inside
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,851 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Iggy - Complete
Fang: The Angel Experiment by tgypwya reviews
We've all read the books from Max's point of view... but what about Fang's? What's he thinking as he flies across the country to rescue Angel from the whitecoats? In other words, it's TAE from Fang's POV. Enjoy! Discontinued.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,047 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Fang - Complete
Maximum Hale: the story of Max by hayley18 reviews
Okay so this is X-over of TwiRide. it's bout Rosalie finding Max when she's a baby. takes place after Bella has her kid and way, way b4 any Max books. She's three, guys...C'mon...Rated T cos im paranoid *edit* SEQUEL UP!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 28,912 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
TAE Bloopers by Aleria14 reviews
Have you ever wondered what screw ups the MR characters made while making the first book? Well, here's your chance to find out. The Flock could never get it all right on the first try, and they enjoy being difficult for the directors. Some Fax. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010
Clear sight by Aleria14 reviews
Iggy finds out that Max had been offered a way to get his sight back from Dr.Gunther Hagen. How will he react to this new piece of info? Will he try to persue this lead? Also includes how the flock, including Max, are coping without Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,268 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Iggy, Max
And it Was a Love Story by theraggles reviews
During a storm, Max decides to tell the flock a story. The problem is, she doesn't have one. Fang comes to her rescue and spins an… odd tale. Maximum Ride c James Patterson. Formerly called To Save The World.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Max, Fang
The Nutcracker Prince by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After seeing the famous Christmas ballet, Angel receives a doll much like the Nutcracker Prince from the play. And, like The Nutcracker, this doll is much more than meets the eye...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,654 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Angel, Fang
Merry Christmas Maximum Ride by Aleria14 reviews
Fang has a special gift planned for Max on Christmas eve, but will he be able to give it to her? And if things don't go as planned, will he still be able to enjoy the holiday? Merry Christmas everyone! This is my present to you guys.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
12 Days of Maximum Ride Christmas by Aleria14 reviews
Merry Christmas everyone! And to celebrate, I thought that I'd write the 12 days of Christmas Maximum Ride style! Happy holidays :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Amazing Cliches by rainbowstrike reviews
This parodies the many over-used fanfiction topics that I've seen around here. Stupid, random, & OOC in a good way :D. Hopefully I can give you a good laugh. Rated T because I dunno what will pop out of my mind at times. Chapter 35; A/N Chapter of doom
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 31,205 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Love and War by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Max saved the world. Fang thinks it's his duty to keep it that way. Enlisting in the army will make or break them, but only time will tell in the dangerous game of love and war.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,442 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Iggy Ramblings :D by Aleria14 reviews
Well, I was really bored in some of my classes, so I decided to start randomly talking to Iggy, about some really funny stuff. This idea was inspired by the great St.Fang of Boredom, so I've included her in the story too, Fang will come later. Enjoy :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 71,616 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Iggy
Six Years Past by Aleria14 reviews
It has been six years since Max had left the school. Now her main goal is to find the family that she left behind. The last thing Max can remember is dark eyes staring intently at her. It's up to Max and Fang to rescue their beloved family. LOTS OF FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,774 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Max, Fang
Some Things Get Deleted For A Reason by tgypwya reviews
Fang has left, and Max has taken it upon herself to sort through his belongings. But something she finds on his laptop will change how she views Fang forever... and cause fangirls everywhere to freak the hell out. Oneshot unless you guys really love it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dylan, Iggy - Complete
Flash by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Nothing is quite as awkward as killing your sorta-girlfriend. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fang, Max
Intense Nightmares by Faxisthegreatest123 reviews
The flock has just rescued Max's mom. Mission accomplished, right? Wrong. That was only the beginning. Now Max has to deal with vivid nightmares and frusterating codes. If only life as an avain-american hybird was simple!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,425 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Life, Love, and How Much I Hate Luke Castellan by maxride45 reviews
Percy FINALLY got Annabeth back after Athena stole her away, winning Athena's approval and the most beautiful girl in the world. Now, five years later, our favorite demigods are 22, and Luke is back--in search of Annabeth. Rated T because I'm cautious.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,976 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
You and Me Forever by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part three of Our Eternity trilogy. Can stand alone. Max and Fang have been married seven years; they and their two kids are doing great. When there's suddenly big change in the air, will the family break and face defeat, or stay together and survive? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,503 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
An Interview With the Cast: PJatO by maxride45 reviews
A selection of one-shot interviews with the cast of the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. Mostly K, rated plus for some things put in characters' answers-they are teenagers, after all. Just did this for fun. Enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Awareness by Midnight Mustang reviews
It was over twenty five years ago that Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark won the 74th Hunger Games. The next year was when we all lost. Now we're being punished for someone else's crimes, but maybe we aren't as abandoned as I think we are.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010
Daddy by xxIceCrystalxx reviews
When Max discovers that she's pregnant, she has no choice but to leave the flock. Six years later: Something terrible has happened to Max and her daughter has to find the family that she doesn't remember. The family she's not even sure will take her.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,330 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Memoirs of the Lost and Forgotten by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
They thought they were doing us a favor. They thought stealing away our memories was the right thing to do. They thought giving us a normal life was best. They thought losing the only family we had ever known was a small consequence in the bigger picture ... They were wrong.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,028 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Young and the Feathery by Fangalicous08 reviews
Ever wonder what a Maximum Ride soap opera would be like? Here's your answer. Welcome to: THE YOUNG AND THE FEATHERY! Max and the flock are all grown up and are going through some major "drama". PS: There will be comedy. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Choices by xHolliexGx reviews
All Human, No Wings. Max Has To Make Some Difficult Choices. x
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Max, Fang
Journals by Fangalicous08 reviews
Journals that Angel 'talked' Max and Fang into starting lead to some very interesting consequences. Fax, weddings, new powers and...karaoke? Starts off as journal entries, then goes all Fax-ish. Adopted from Lucianna Demonica.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,552 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Collision by Midnight Mustang reviews
What will happen when demigods meet the Cullens and the Flock? It's pretty simple: Things are going to get interesting, very fast.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,498 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
The past cannot be altered by Aleria14 reviews
When something truly terrible happens and Max blames herself, Fang comforts her and shows her that it isn't her fault by using his new skill. But what has happened? And what is Fang's new skill? Fax. A story about how you should move on in tough times
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Max, Fang
wnigs n tihsngs n lots fo ings by Vera Amber reviews
teh msto ecpi fic evr!1!112!1!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
ARI: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your ARI unit? This manual will help you take care of your neglected turncoat Eraser.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Ari B. - Complete
Wazz Wrong With Fang by first-2-fall-last-2-know reviews
b4 it was No Name Yet...The Cullen meet the Flock at school.Bella gets jealous of Max.But there's something wrong with Fang will they be able to figure it out before the worse happens. Fax and other pairings
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009
FANG: My Ideas for the 6th MR book by morgorilla reviews
Well, you should read the Maximum Ride series before you read this, because I wrote this as what I think the 6th book should be like. Yeah, it might include Angel's prediction that Fang will die and it also has Dylan...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 31,928 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Always You and Me by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part two of Our Eternity trilogy. Can stand alone. Max and Fang are seventeen and trying to give the flock and their kids the normal life they've been denied. Will new obstacles and an old enemy threaten their happiness? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,198 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
REAL FANG LETTER by AStarXO reviews
DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT SPOILERS. THIS IS OUT OF THE BOOK FANG. ITS REAL I HAVENT MADE IT UP. ITS SO SAD. THIS IS FANG'S LETTER
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Fang, Max
What Brought us Here One Shot by vjgm reviews
*All Human/One Shot* Bella lives her life to the fullest while Edward always does what he 'should.' When these two meet, will Bella be able to show Edward how to live his life without regret before it's too late?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
They're Gonna Get It by XxAngelWithWingsxX reviews
Prank wars between the Flock! Fax, soon and humor, R&R! Mild swearing, rated T
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Max - Complete
The Random Adventures Of Fang And Iggy by Debraaaa reviews
Random drabble invented when on a sugar rush. don't like, don't read. Very Verry Verrry OOC. T For Safety
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Iggy, Fang
IM in Love by fangimumride97 reviews
FAX! What will happen when the Flock get IM accounts? Not all IM though... much story too... Click on that link to dive into the adventurous side of IM! DISCLAIMER: I TOTALLY OWN NOTHING OF JP'S!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,748 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
“max max max max max max max max!” by speedingdemonreader reviews
Ari has done something but what? WHat drove Fang to drugs? What has happened to Max? What can Angel do to help? WHy isn't the Gasman talking? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Fang
Camp Cullen: Here We Go Again by TwiHard24 reviews
The gang's back for another year at camp and relationships are stronger than ever! Add in a rival camp and some 'friendly' competition and you're in for a load of surprises, new pranks, and new friends. Will the survive the ultimate challenge? Funny! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,891 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Batman and the Fairy Princess by Iggy's iPod reviews
It's Halloween, and Nudge has convinced the flock to go trick-or-treating. What will Max do when she finds out what her costume is going to be? And what will Fang do when faced with the dreaded job of buying makeup? Plus a BONUS CHAPTER! Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Magical Mayhem by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
What happens when Max and her flock meet Harry Potter and his gang? Will the mayhem cease to exist or will things just get worse? You're about to find out! Better than it sounds I swear! R&R please! Old and new pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,812 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Exclusive Info On Fang: A Maximum Ride Novel by Jack Yokle reviews
Do you want to know about the book AND see a sneak peek? Well lookie here! I happen to have it right here! Check it out and tell ALL Max Ride fans that you can!Go to Max-Dan-Wiz!If you go to the right, you will see FANG NEW INFO.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Becoming You and Me by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part one of Our Eternity trilogy. While escaping from the School, Max and Fang discover two strange experiments-- their children. Will the kids pull them together or push them apart? FAX. T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Growing Up Maximum Ride: A Differnt Story by MyVampireBunny reviews
We all knew she grew up in the School, but what if after that she was given to a normal family, with no memory at all of what happened? Six year old, Maxine Ride loses her parents in a car crash, and ends up with the Cullens.Flock comes later.FAX later
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,851 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Fireworks by edwardismyromeo reviews
Pop quiz- How are bad days and perfect guys related? One’s a problem. The other? A solution. All human, a bit OOC. Flames accepted. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,243 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Very Faxy Christmas by Twi-ride.Fly reviews
The flock spends Christmas with Dr.M and Ella. FAX. Maybe a little OOC but TA DA! One-Shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Tale of Two Perverts by LoserSquad reviews
What would happen if Lady Gaga and Iggy tried dating? Totally OOC and Parody. This is what happens when you give me sugar at midnight... WARNING: No longer a one-shot...Review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Iggy - Complete
Potato by Dextra reviews
Yes, potato
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Grocery Shopping by Constant-Rae-of-Sunshine reviews
Iggy and Nudge go the store to get an after Christmas feast. Of course, things don’t go quite as planned.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
the missing fang by bookworminpeace reviews
STORY ON HOLD
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Staplegunned by otaku876 reviews
The flock sees a movie to celebrate Nudge's 13th bday, but the real present is what she recieves afterwards from the guy she's always had a crush on. Niggy, Nudgy, NudgexIggy, IggyxNudge, you get the point ; ONE-SHOT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Instant Messaging and Explosions by Hannah the Awesome reviews
This is the first one-shot I've ever posted. It's an IM-ing oneshot about Max and Fang. Some Fax involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
There's No Place Like School by Bex Baxter reviews
A Gallagher Girls/Maximum Ride crossover.When Max and her Flock land on the manicured lawns of Gallagher Academy, the last thing expect is a group of highschool girls with unusual skills to find them.Bad summary, better story.Please read!Cam and Max POV
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Max, Cammie M.
Christmas Service Announcement by The Layman reviews
A special message from the Flock concerning Christmas!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
The WalMart Expedition by Cachelle reviews
THIS STORY IS NOT GOING TO BE UPDATED ANYMORE SORRY! Spoilers for Max Ride 3!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,790 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009
Collection of Fax Song Fics by Faxisthegreatest123 reviews
Just a bunch of different Fax themed Song Fics, alternates between Max's and Fang's pov. Rated t for minor language and minor sexual reference. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,605 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride Off to Hopwarts! by insertcleverwittyusernamehere reviews
Maximum Ride and her Flock are doing more to save the world.So they have to go the School? No-real school.Well Hogwarts.OC-Remie Fax of course. And Riggy, or Igmie. Iggy/OC Set after MR4.Imma virtual slap you if you don't read!1st story.Changed a little
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,285 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009
Leftover Alphabet Soup by Akira43 reviews
A series of oneshots written by me Akira43 , Ninja C, and Tassel 630. No chapter connections, no pairings--merely attempts to amuse and entertain ourselves both ourselves and our readers. Continuation of A Collab of Alphabetical Proportions
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Sick Days by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Max gets sick. Fang takes care of her. So who's watching the kids? The blind pyro, of course! This can't possibly turn out well. Chaos, Fax, and now Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,144 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The 'Most Likely' Awards by rainbowstrike reviews
The Flock decides it'd be fun to resurrect a game from the days of the E-Shaped House. Fang & Iggy discover a boredom list, Gaz eats broccoli like a dinosaur, Nudge and Ella are running the show and Max wants the house kept intact. FAX. EGGY. R & R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,165 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009
You're PREGNANT! by The Layman reviews
After a scuffle at an Itex lab, the Flock finds out that Max is pregnant. Or is she? Either way, the Flock is in for an interesting ride...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Too Much Time Taken by ditchedbyruby reviews
The School made an unexpected and -unfortunately- healthy return. After kidnapping the Flock and everyone escaping- but Fang. When he finally makes it out he spends ten years searching for the Flock he lost. Now, he's found them. Rated T for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Fang, Max
Help with Wings by bookworminpeace reviews
What happens when Max gets kidnapped some friendly wizards and helps defeat a certain unwanted professor this takes place after S.W.O.E.S. and in the 5th Harry Potter book STORY ON HOLD BECAUSE OF PROCRASTINATION
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009
Valium, you gotta luv it by The Layman reviews
Max acidentally gets on valium at her party and hilarity ensues. Features mostly Maximum Ride, Fang, The Gasman, and Iggy. Mild peril.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
How to Annoy Your Best Friends by xStarXStruckx reviews
Percy gets bored one day, so what does he decide to do? Annoy his best friends, of course! Before TLO. Percabeth if you look hard.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
Hotel Encounter by Scar-Faced Hundred reviews
Just a little story about what would happen if the Maximum Ride characters met the Twilight characters. Set after Breaking Dawn and STWAOES
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Valentine Roses by msatc reviews
ok i know its not valentines day or around it but bear with me. itex deveated and flock is staying with Max's mom. FAX! The Last Chapter is up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,942 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Wizards, Demigods, Clifford the Big Red Hellhound by NicestSpawnOfSatanYouNeverMet reviews
When the Harry Potter people visit Camp Half-Blood, they truly have the experience of a lifetime. Full of randomness, adventure, and twisted humor. Rated T because I felt like it. Enjoy reading!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,490 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
Sun Valley High by xSaphireLilyx reviews
Fang is a popular, and Max is just another faceless student in the crowd. But is there romance brewing in the halls of Sun Valley High?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,153 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Fang, Max
Guy Bonding Fest by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Iggy decides to have a chat with Fang. About Max.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Everytime We Touch Fax by Keliantria reviews
My first Songfic. Based on the song "Everytime We Touch" by Cascada. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
That Fake BirdKid by gillsbluefeather reviews
Pretty much they move to Forks, and Max did something she never dreamed of, she hit a human. FANGxMAX, IGGYxNUDGE, EDWARDxBELLA. T for profanities.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Max, Edward
Wings n Fangs by Mew-Chocolate-Will-Dominate reviews
The Flock runs into the Cullens. What happens when Iggy falls in love with one of them? What happens when Edward smacks Max for using inapropriate things near Nessie? Oh, it will be awesome. R&R. Flames accepted. T for... ya know. Max's mouth.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Iggy
Wings of Freedom by LovelyNBlue reviews
What happens when the flock meets another hybrid that can tell them who their family is? What if someone's family is someone from the Cullen family? Takes place 3 years after MAX and Breaking Dawn.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,608 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Angel, Rosalie
Messing With Max 2 by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
My cousin gave me the title. During SOF, after Max is replaced, Fang has a way to figure out whether it's really her... and then decides to have some fun with it. Kinda Fax. T to be safe!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Fang, Maya A./Max 2 - Complete
What They've Done to Cedric by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Wrote ths story for the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. Doesn't anyone ever consider what we put our poor characters through when we make movies of their books? Well, here's a look at the life of Cedric Diggory. Or is he Edward Cullen? Or is he Fang?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Cedric D., Fang - Complete
Not Allowed by Chaos Ride reviews
All the things Max and her flock can't do. Fax is mentioned of course!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
NUDGE: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Do you wonder if is it possible for your NUDGE unit to stop talking? Well so do we.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Nudge - Complete
FANG: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your FANG unit? This manual will help you take care of your stoic bird kid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Prognosis by nathan-p reviews
Max is diagnosed with an incurable disorder. Fang must get her to take meds. Fang/Max, Jeb/ter Borcht as an aside. Vaguely RC-verse.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Kill Me Now! by ditchedbyruby reviews
When Max and The Flock get captured by The School again, they get something VERY unexpected. Their own FANS! How are they to react to having to share a dungeon with obsessed fanfictioners! Rated T just in case. Something that wouldn't really happen! OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
The Sharpie War by alexz1jude reviews
Written for Rainxface's Writing Challenge. Takes place during MR2. Max is using Sharpies to make a poster for school when Fang comes in. Why is Fang black and pink? Minor FAX, but nothing big or romance-like.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Photographs by Ferrero reviews
Nudge's got a new hobby, and guess what? It leads to FAX! I know my summary sucks, but check out the story!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
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Some Odd Kids reviews
When something happens to Max, the flock heads to forks and makes some stange friends. A Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twlight, and Maximum Ride crossover. Rated T just in case.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009
Hostage Harry reviews
I have kidnapped Harry Potter because I was bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,605 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P.
Surprise! reviews
Dr. Martinez is getting married, and surprises are around every corner.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Max, Fang
Harry's Journal reviews
Paige decided to let me have some freedom, so I got my own little piece of FanFiction. Yay.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P.
Just Friends reviews
Fang's school project winds up being a bit more personal than intended.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Alice in Llama Land reviews
This is a VERY loosely based Alice in Wonderland Fic. I mean VERY loosely based. Very random. Very stupid too. But I enjoyed writing it, so I posted it.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Alice - Complete
Fun Fun Crazy Day reviews
Title explains all! Written with bookworminpeace
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete
Maximum Ride Song reviews
I was bored one day, and my sister was singing the Barney song, so I tured it into a Maximum Ride song. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
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