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Joined 08-01-09, id: 2032475, Profile Updated: 09-26-09
Author has written 3 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Warriors, and Space Channel 5.

WELCOME TO MEH PROFILE!! I COLLECT FUNNY STUFF FROM OTHER PEOPLEZ PROFILES AND PUT THEM HERE SO I DONT HAVE TO SCOUR THE SITE TO READ THEM!!

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss(OR other wise I will kill you.)

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bar of soap for Christmas.

List your twelve favorite Warriors Characters in no particular order:

1. Sasha (meh favoritest character! Sasha rulez!)

2. Jayfeather

3. Ashfur

4. Nightcloud

5. Bluefur (I liked her better as a warrior than a leader. Not that she wasn't a good leader!)

6. Hollyleaf

7. Brightheart (meh second favoritest character!)

8. Brambleclaw

9. Lionblaze

10. Stormfur

11. Crowfeather

12. Leafpool

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Hmm... Crowfeather and Hollyleaf? Not really, no.

2) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Heck ya! There's lots of Lionblaze fics out there!

3) Would two and six make a good couple?

I could honestly see it working out... except Jayfeather's a medicine cat and Hollyleaf's his sister.

4) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Bluefur x Stormfur or Bluefur x Lionblaze? Setting aside the fact that she's dead... I'd say Bluefur x Lionblaze.

5) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

He was a tom. He couldn't possibly love a tom. Yet... love has no boundries, does it? (yea, i know, it rulez!)

6) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Leafpool and Brightheart... lemme see... Shared Pain.

7) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Friends? What friends?

8) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Friends...

9) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

I dun have any friends here... :(

10)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Stormfur: I'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD TO FIND WHERE I BELONG! (jeez this was tough)

11)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Lemme see... for Brambleclaw... "Bet on It" from HSM2

12) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Sasha, Hollyleaf, and Leafpool... WARNING: Contains content unsuitable for immature idiots (yes, I'm lookin' at you!) not really XD

This wuz lots 'o fun!

Hold On Tight by DC111 reviews
I forced myself to a sitting position, pushing past the dizziness and discomfort along the way. My insides were screaming in agonizing protest. I knew I was critically injured. "But you still can’t kill me, can you, Merlina?"
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Sonic, Merlina - Complete
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Four Becomes One reviews
As tensions rise and blood is spilt over meaningless matters, It may take the compassion of some cats for the clans to realize what really matters.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009
Know Your Stars: Sonic Edition reviews
It's that classic "Know Your Stars" from All That, plus that classic idea of a Sonic version!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009
Space Channel Sonic reviews
When Sonic gets blasted 500 years into the future, he teams up with Space Channel 5 reporter Ulala on a quest to discover his hidden powers and why Purge wants him.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Space Channel 5 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sonic