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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Phineas and Ferb, Misc. Movies, Invader Zim, and Elf.

Yeah. I'm some crazy-ass freshman with some crazy-ass imagination. So sue me.

I take all comments on my stories as compliments. For flames, I take them as ways I can improve. So there's no breaking me.

Now, if you've gotten past this without considering me a heartless bitch, hola! :D

My name's Taylor. Not telling you my last name. I hate school, but love writing and reading. And roleplaying, that's awesome too. :)

I'll tell you that i live in Indiana. but am i gonna tell you what city I live in? Nope. ^^

I use simple Spanish words in everyday conversations. Mostly: Hola (hello), Gracias (thank you), Por favor (please), Si (yes), and Nada (no, none, or not... can't remember which one's right. XD).

I hate when my friend Rachel speaks German. So I beat her with my shoe until she shuts up. :) Don't worry, it's normal. XD

I'm addicted to music. Justin Bieber can suck my dick. :D And yes, I'm a girl. XD

A bunch of y'all probably know me on Kugyay. I'm known as Icedragon (Icey), Fadingdawn/spirit (Faders/Faderz), Foxsecret (Foxeh, Foxy), and a bunch of other people. xD

Invader Zim is my anti-drug. ;) I HATE ZaDr, but that's just my opinion. *shrugs* You can like it if you want, just as long as you don't try to shove it in my face.

I'm an Irken invader, according to my friend Cora. o.O So she's deemed herself as Dib, and I have to decide who's GIR... my friend Jake or my 6 year old brother who acts enough like him... XD My mother calls the show stupid, so I've gotten my brother addicted to it. He even knows a bunch of quotes... And the Doom Song. XD


Multi Spoof - Oneshot, Complete

Krysten the Teenage Girl? - Oneshot, complete

Punishment - Multi-chapter, temporary hiatus

Weasel Love You - Multi-chapter, hiatus

A Different Shade of Green - Multi-chapter, unfinished

The Only Exception - Oneshot, complete

Whispers in the Dark - Multi-chapter, unfinished

Write your top ten favorite characters in no particular

order and answer the questions - no peeking!

1. Ferb

2. Phineas

3. Jack Skellington

4. Perry the Platypus/Agent P. xD

5. Vitani

6. Ronno! :D

7. Zim

8. Koda

9. Scamp

10. GIR! ;D

1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before?
Jack Skellington and Koda? ... no comment.

2. Do you think four is hot?
Sure. I love blue semi-aquactic mammals that lay eggs and secretly fight crime. XD

3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant?
Seeing as how they're both guys, and one's human and the other's an animal...

4. Do you recall any fics about two?
There's a lot out there.

5. Would four and five make a good couple?
Well... that's a new idea... I may have to claim it. xD

6. Seven and three or seven and nine?
Zim and Jack? or Zim and Scamp? Zim and Jack could team up and take over Christmas, I suppose... but hasn't that already happened? o.o

7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation?
Ferb walking in on Phineas and Koda? I'd run if I were you, Ferb...

8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.
Jack and GIR? hmm... GIR gets transported to Jack's world, and almost ruins Halloween. XD

9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
I hope not. o.e

10. Suggest a title for a four/seven hurt/comfort fic.
Perry and Zim? Uhh...

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one?
Perry and Ferb?! XD uhm, as much as I hate it, let's see... How about Agent P rescues Ferb, and then they magically fall in love? o.o

12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
GIR? probably somethin about waffles or bacon or cupcakes. xD

13. If you wrote a song-fic about nine, what song would you choose?
Scamp? Probably "Perfect" by Simple Plan, or "3" by Britney Spears and make it some super-crossover thingy. XD

14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be?
Ferb/Vitani/Scamp? "Major Akwardness. o.o"

15. What might be a good pick-up line for five to use on nine?
Vitani on Scamp? I'd love to see that one happen. :P

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

Zim's house. xD

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

defiantly Zim. XD

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

GIR. just cuz he's GIR.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

ermm... Tak. she's, like, a bitch. XD

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

i have no favorites. i'm a total fangirl. XD

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

Zim. he's basically me. o3o

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

i'll have to say Red. but together, Red and Purple are beastttt. >8D

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

cling to him. and not let go. ;D

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

well, if it's a horrible band, then Membrane just for torture. XD if it's a good band, Zim. ;)

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

well, it's most likely Zim. why? he decided to let me drive for once. x3

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

i'm not sure... o3o

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

well, GIR and Gaz are growing on me. i have NO idea why. o.o

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

I think Invasion is the right word. ;D

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

beating Gaz at her game, hanging with Zim and GIR, and laughing at Dib's big head. XD

15. Favorite IZ Quote?


16. Favorite Zim Moment?

too many to count, honestly. xD

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

"Laugh now, Zim, but one day you'll be sitting in your base feeling all safe and secure, and you'll look over and I'll be there - doin' stuff!" XD me and my friend irl say this alllll the time.

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

any moment with lasers. XD

19. Favorite GIR Moment?


20. Favorite Random Moment?

You lie. LIEEEE! *arm flail*

Inside Jokes from In Real LIfe

(me and my friend Darian watching the A7X Nightmare video) her: DUUUUDE! 8O me: Red hair? Really Zacky?
(me and darian watching the Last Airbender trailer) me: WTF. I heard that the movie, like, ruined the whole series. her: Yeah. I mean, I heard that they made the elements pretty stupid looking. me: Why don't they just ruin it by making them mary sues? her: Yeah, like hot guy bending! XD
(me and darian at victoria's secret) me: *holds up pair* Look! A thong that says Wild In Bed! her: Wooow, suggestive much?! me: ...Darian, hun, we ARE in Victoria's Secret...
(me and darian watching Percy Jackson) her: Ohmygod, he's so hot! me: Who, Percy? her: No, Hades. me: ...Agreed, in a way. o_o
(me and my friends tara and darian in my room) *justin bieber song comes on* me and darian: EWW. tara: What? I love Justin Bieber! darian: Uhmm, no. He's not straight.
(me and darian on facebook) my post: Summer 2010! darian: SUCKS! *10 people like this comment* XD
(me and darian on the bus) her: Dude, I wish The Rev never died. :( me: Me either. But he's in a happier place, watching over all us girls from Heaven. her: Oh yeah, he's watching us when we're in the shower! XD
(me and my friend kelsey watching House) me: Dude! Think about it! House is, like, either my real father or my twin. her: Holy crap, he is! D8 me: I wish he was my doctor. her: No, then you'd have to be dying of some random weird disease. me: But I don't know any random weird diseases! D'x her: Just say "blah-blah-blah dying blah-blah-blah rare disease." me: ...VICTORY! :D
(me and my friend leslie) me: I'm gonna put a sign that says 'Portal to Narnia' on one of the doors. her: I love you. And your imagination. I wanna make little imagination babies with it.
(homeroom) everyone: *doing whatever* random girl: *walks in* HEATED BUTT SECKS. THAT IS ALL. *leaves*
(me and leslie looking at a map) me: We've gotta take a road trip some day. her: Yeah. But where? Where is somewhere so amazing that we would be able to go and enjoy ourselves? me: *gasps* There is a Narnia in Maryland. We are going to Narnia. her: ...This shall happen.
(me and leslie) me: Pssh. I'm a total Slytherin. her: Well, I'm defiantly a Hufflepuff. me: ...What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
(lunch) me: *run up and poke Chris* him: *sarcastic* Oh baby, oh baby. Yes, right there.

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MORE IZ Pairings You've Probably Never Thought Of by JoeMerl reviews
Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: KARKR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,600 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Gaz, Skoodge] Keef, Dib
Angels should never touch the ground by consensual-candy reviews
Edmund as Prince of Narnia. Lucy as an orphan who meets him at a young age but never sees him again. Years later, Lucy with her adopted siblings, Susan and Peter, discover Narnia where Edmund rules. Him discovering Lucy only ignites a passon between them
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,725 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie
A Wicked Invasion by Empress Oriana reviews
Zim, Dib, and Gaz are finally in Hi Skool. But there's a new girl in town, and she's about to turn Zim's world upside down. Invader Zim will never be the same again. UPDATED! XD REVIEWS GALORE!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,163 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Zim
The Warriors world by Whispering Stars reviews
Phineas has run away but has somehow ended up in the warrior's world. He needs all the help he can get to get back to his own world. But does he even want to return to Danvile? Rated T for safety, title has been changed. Fails at summaries XD
Crossover - Warriors & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,426 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 3/2/2010
iAm a Warrior by TeenageDreamer307 reviews
Freddie and Hollyleaf looked to dark the sky while Carly and Lionblaze looked to the trees. Jayfeather rose and immediately fell back down, groaning in pain as he did so. Sam looked at his right side and saw a deep, dark red wound. Chpt 9 is up! :D
Crossover - Warriors & iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009
Invader Zim Meets Fanfiction by Invader Chi reviews
Zim and Dib get on fanfic and learns what Zadr is.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Hangover: Twilight Style by bhefoWEFefWEF reviews
Anything Emmett plans can't turn out right, right? Right. Follow Emmett, Jasper and Jacob as they retrace their drunken steps to find Edward before his wedding is due to start!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward
a sister's lament by lalaclairi reviews
And for the first time in 10 years, Samantha Puckett got her sister to shut up.- Sam wants to be an invisible ninja. Melanie thinks she's insane.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Melanie P., Sam P. - Complete
From Me To You, Master! by xxLemmiexx reviews
Zim comes to realize that Gir isn't a bad robot, he just needed love. ZAGIR. Warning: Extreme fluff ahead that may give you cavities.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
The Pessimist Man and the Optimistic Child by DarkChao1663 reviews
Takes place after JtHM 7. Nny has been traveling around trying to find answers to his questions. He meets a young boy with red hair when he goes to a park located in a city named Danville. Can an optimistic child change the views of a pessimist man?
Crossover - Phineas and Ferb & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Phineas, Johnny C. - Complete
The Worst Fanfic Ever Written by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
Everything I hate about JTHM fanfics in one fanfic of ultimante stupidness. This isn't supposed to be comedy. It's supposed to be a warning to all the horrible fanfic writers out there... do us all a favor and stop writing.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
I'm Too Sexy by Mrs. Terwilliger reviews
What does Zim plus happy juice plus insane singing about being sexy equal? A whole lot of vomiting children.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Complete
Vertically Challenged by Alayne Cira reviews
100 word challenge that makes fun of short people. :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
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Whispers in the Dark reviews
With her, everything's fine, except everything's wrong. She's become a monster thanks to them, living on the outskirts of her peer's lives. Maybe the new kid can change her for the better. AU, Rated T just in case.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Zim
The Only Exception reviews
GIR is missing. Invaders need no one. Then why is Zim so worried? One-shot, friendship fluff.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
A Different Shade of Green reviews
I heard a few collective gasps around me as the familiar black dog emerged from behind the dumpster. It was her. It was finally her. phineasXoc, r&r. chapter 7 is finally up!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Phineas
Punishment reviews
Some mistakes leave you wondering what went wrong. Sometimes, you just have to suffer to find the answer.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Zim, Phineas
Author Notes
Just read the title. Different ratings, maybe. r&r, por favor. :D
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
Krysten the Teenage Girl? D: reviews
ONESHOT. I got Krysten Malfoy's permission to write this chapter for her story, The Truth. I own nothing, and you should go read her story first if you wanna understand it. ;D pretty much, Doofenschmirtz finds out the truth about Perry/Krysten.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Ferb, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Multi Spoof :D reviews
Morgan Freeman is Jesus, The Jonas Brothers beat Edward Cullen with guitars, Jack Sparrow kills Isabella from Phineas & Ferb, Buddy the Elf keeps screaming obvious things, Rudolph causes Santa's death, Peter Griffin raps, and more. or not, idr. r&r please
Crossover - Twilight & Elf - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/20/2009