Thanks for dropping by and taking a peak at my profile.
A little about me - I'm 28 and I live in Nottingham in the lovely sunny UK. Okay I'll admit it rains most of the time but a girl can dream right? Anyway I work as a barber- Oh the joy- and I spend most of my days dreaming up ways for the boys to hump while cutting hair, hehe.
I was late jumping on the Twilight train, I didn't find it until March of last year and since then I have become highly addicted to it. Some how I stubbled across FanFiction.net and my love for slash was born! I love Edward and Jasper together, I don't know what it is about picturing them two together but there is something insanely HOT about it!
Favourite fic's- OMG I have loads! Most of them do find my way into my Favourites at some point. I have to admit I have a thing for heartache. Dark slightly twisted, something that will make me cry and want to hug the boys I love it! I love more real life fics, the boys have to seem real to me, like it could happen in real life. Having said that I will read fics that aren't like that as long as there well written. Fluffy, love and rainbows fics are all good as long as I see some drama in there. Yes I really am one of them one who get excited when it all starts to go wrong.
The fics I write are more of the heartache side of life. I do, I mean really do try my hand at this fluffy stuff but it seems I'm not happy with how the story is going until I upset the boys. That's mean I know but its the way I am and you love me right??
I have completed three fics! How? I have no idea, and I'm currantly working on three-in one go. Yeah it can be hard to sit and write the fics when the boys are fighting for my attention. I do sometimes try and beat the boys down so I have control, but now with three completed fics under my belt I normally just let them run and have there own way-its worked so far!
I have the most amazing beta in the world! How Ealasaid77 keeps up with all my chapters and my endless ramble over IM I do not no. But the woman is a complete star and I heart her. dtav is my fucktastic pre-reader! She's also my DMT! No I'm not being dirty-get your minds out the gutter! My girls keep my sane when my boys have completely drainned me with some of the things I write about. I do recommend anything written by them!
Toxic Valentine blew me out the water not too long ago when she sent me a link to a song. A few months back she came to me and asked if she could use Healing Heart (my first slash fic) for her music course. I said yes and this is the result of it. It is just a demo at the moment but its awesome!
I am super proud of this.
My hates on FFn:- I don't have many, I can even accept bad grammar - I know mine sucks unless my girls have had my chapter- but one thing that will make me hit that red button is the lack of lube that people just miss out! Come on people, men need lube, but holes do not lube themselfs people, they need that exra bit of help. Nothing drives me faster to hit that button when I am reading a good ass lemon and then bam there is no lube. Please take a second to write it, or get your beta to add it in if you don't like writing it but for the love of god don't by pass it all together.
My second somewhat hate - other then het and threesomes with a girl, is the lack of condoms being used. Now I get it if the fic is writing about there relationship blah, blah blah - I have dropped the condoms in my own before now, but seriously if they have just met don't you think there gonna wrap it? Unless of course your writing about dirty boys who are on a mission to catch everything known to man.
FLAMERS! Seriously, and I mean seriously is there a need? Not everybody is gonna like the same thing, we are all different, what one person loves another one hates but is there really that need to flame the author? I am all for constuctive criticism and helping the author out but is there a need to be rude? Is there a need to tell the author that there fic sucks and there writing is shit? No, you don't like then hit the red button and go read something else. It takes a lot for an author to actually post something they have wrote to bunch of people who they don't actually know, without some twat coming along and slating them for it. There are some highly talented authors on the site and some that aren't but so effing what? Isn't this about having fun and expanding the mind? I don't know maybe I'm wrong.
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Anyway I have rambled on for long enough!