Essie Aster
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Joined 04-22-02, id: 203320
Author has written 18 stories for Star Wars, Gundam Wing/AC, Misc. Books, Dracula, and Hellsing.

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Slow Dance With Boba Fett

Look beneath my body armour.
Can't you see there's more inside?
More than just a bounty hunter?
I've got feelings so strong I can't hide.

Ignore my rocket launchers.
They've been known to choke the children.
Run away with me from Mos Eisley.
We could start all over again.

I love you.
I won't kill you,
unless I descover that you're worth more when you're dead.
I love you.
I won't shoot you.
For once I'll expose myself and show you who I am.

And I'll put down my weapons,
and I'll take off my helmet,
and I'll take off my chestplate,
and my combat boot and gloves,
and the rest of my weapons.
Here I am!
I'm ecstasy!
Most truely, Love Boba Fett.

Love Boba Fett, baby!

Ok, don't ask me who wrote that cause I have no clue, but I find it hysterical (though quite desturbing giggle) but ok, I decided that I needed a new bio, so yeah, this is it. Deal with it.

Due to recent... stuff... yeah, I haven't been working on fics much. College has officially sucked the life out of me. But maybe at some point when my life decides to calm down a bit and I actually start sleeping again I may update once or twice.

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The Fett Dynasty, Episode II : Siege of Orri Prime by wltdnfaded reviews
Coming down to the wire, folks- bear with me! Some questions answered, more raised...Major AU. Warning: adult themes, sexual situations, violence, language.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 132,008 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 12/17/2002
NEVER get onto a plane by lagomorph reviews
SATIRE!!!! MARY SUE PARODY!!!!!!!!! No Mia. No Yuli. Presumably. Trouble starts when two smart-ass North Americans take a wrong plane and end up at the wrong place, wrong time. Follows RW storyline, but not. A CAUTION on the language.
Ronin Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,275 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 12/29/2002
RITS by Kit and Kat1 reviews
(Really Insane Talk Show) We interview Star Wars characters for our own twisted amusement.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,044 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003
The Jawa Chief and the Bounty Hunter by Starknight reviews
Everyone has off days, even Boba Fett. Now what happens if this one is brought about by the hooded creatures we all know and love? Just a bit of humor to enjoy, nothing more. Complete :)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2003 - Complete
Rise of a Bounty Hunter by Talonfire reviews
Young Jango Fett witnesses the death of his parents in a war between the Mandalores and the Death Watch mercenary clans, sad, and angry he is taken in by Mandalorian Commander Jaster Mereel and becomes a Cadet in the mercenary army.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,789 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Complete
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Dracula reviews
Rewrite of the Bram Stoker novel. After the death of a loved one, Mina Harker encounters a mysterious Count and the events following shock and horrify her companions.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,218 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 11/8/2003
Come Forth reviews
When Jesus entered the ruler's house and saw the flute players and the noisy crowd, he said, 'Go away. The girl is not dead but asleep.' Iscariot
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Complete
The Righteous Die First reviews
The boundaries between worlds and dreams are blurred, and one woman stands in the crossfire of an eternal conflict. Continuation of The Dream
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 7/20/2003
For the Forgiveness of Sins reviews
“Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother, seven times?” Then the Lord said to him, “Not only seven, but seventy times seven.”
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
The Last of the Mandalorians reviews
Once those doors of history are reopened, the current of time is reversed, and the carrier is unwillingly rushed to the past to relive old terrors and feel their pain anew.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,982 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 3/26/2003
For Every New Beginning reviews
Part II following "The Circle Continues." Multi-dimensional time travel caused by Millenium's interference brings new players to London and the ever expanding game of war.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2005
Winner Take All
Post Endless Waltz. Things are quiet Preventers is running things go boom fighting. Yeah, I suck at summaries, that's what editors are for. We get to deal with an uprising on Mars and all the fun that goes with that.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Published: 5/17/2005
高木由美子 reviews
まあ…日本でヴァチカンの高木由美子とヴァチカンのマクスエルとハインケルに会う。日本語の四年生ですから、悪い言葉があるから、ごめんなさい。
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - Japanese - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/24/2005
The Circle Continues reviews
CompleteCrossover Integra Hellsing is cast into earth of the late 19th century by one of Major Krieg's experiments and encounters the unbound form of her servant Alucard.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,882 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2004 - Published: 11/18/2003
Of Flesh and Blood reviews
At times the wolf may hide among the lambs, but if only the invisible are picked off, who will know he's there? Iscariot.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004
For What We Have Left Undone reviews
We have sinned against you in thought, word and deed - by what we have done, and by what we have left undone. Complete.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Complete
The Dream reviews
C/AU. A young woman "dreams" of a hellish encounter with the Sith Apprentice, Darth Maul.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003
The Mark of the Beast reviews
A rewrite of the Rudyard Kipling short story (I couldn't find a better category to put it under :P) alternate POV.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/18/2003
Voices of the Soul reviews
The Gundam Pilots encounter a discarded Oz experiment on the human psyche.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,903 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002 - Trowa B./No-Name
Sith Apprentice Book 1 : Child of Darkness reviews
The Jedi fight the Sith on Ruusan. The sole civilian survivor is a young human boy who is destined to become the first Sith Apprentice.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002
Darth Maul's Episode I Journal : Revised reviews
Episode I through the eyes of the villain. The Forward has a better explination than I could fit here. :D
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,284 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3/25/2003 - Published: 3/17/2003
Blood Stained Hands reviews
A Jedi Padawan leaves the order and encounters dark forces in the underworld of Coruscant.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,662 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 11/3/2002
Gundam Wing Peotry Collection reviews
Complete. Here is a collection of several of the poems I wrote about Gundam Wing. Pantoum, Vilanelle, Acrostic, Letter.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2003 - Published: 11/5/2002 - Complete
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