Darth Zexar
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Joined 08-02-09, id: 2033308, Profile Updated: 04-19-16
Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Misc. Books, and iCarly.

This profile used to be massive, quite pointlessly. So in the interest of making this at least readable, I've re-worked it.

iNewbie has been an incredible journey from start to finish over a number of years. It weighs in at approximately 500 A4 pages, so its a little heavy, but it holds a special place in my heart. It has been completed, however I may add an epilogue series of chapters at some point in the future, dependant on whether I feel the need to momentarily return to it. I apologise for stupid errors, especially during the beginning, it does get better.

I have completed a serious novel called A Pinch of Perfection which has been published onto Amazon, so please check that out. You don't have to have a Kindle, its readable on all devices, and I would be forever in your debt!

Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoy my stories!

Darth Zexar

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Scarlet Wind by Mike Turner 1 reviews
Luffy becomes the superhero known as the 'scarlet wind'. With new super villians, old friends and brand new rubber powers, Luffy must learn to balance his school life, his free time and his new superhero identity if he is to become a true hero...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 161,245 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Luffy, Nami
Lost in the Wind by SkyLeinz reviews
"I never expected him to do that to me. I trusted him with my life and I loved him with all that I have, but in the end he did something that neither me nor anybody would have guessed. Maybe we were never meant to be together after all..." READ IT NOW!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,936 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Complicated Lives by BethyHIsOffTheChain-x reviews
Have you ever thought you life was normal. well so did bethany, one day, she was having a bad day at school, then she gets awful news when she returns.. what happens to her. story better... please read :
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 22,369 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Shane G., Nate
iGo To The Hospital by OverkiII reviews
Sam starts the day off with a small stomachache and thinks nothing of it, blaming it on some beef jerky. When the symptoms start getting worse and she feels sick, she has to rely on Carly and Freddie to help her out, especially with her fear of hospitals!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 109 - Words: 323,885 - Reviews: 1874 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Sam P., Carly S.
LaughingGas Love by Mixwe reviews
Carly and Ms. Benson take BOTH Freddie and Sam to the dentist. After Carly is distracted by a certain visitor, a loopy Sam goes off looking for her and finds someone else, someone just as loopy as she is. SEDDIE, plus a little Criffin
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,243 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
iMindReader by Mixwe reviews
A big problem with the seddie relationship, and most of Sam's relationships, is that people don't say what they mean. So what happens when Sam, after eating a strange canister of mystery goo, gets mind-reading powers? TOTALLY LAZERS SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,113 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iSecret by Mixwe reviews
Freddie is shocked when Sam slaps an out-of-the-blue kiss on his lips. He is even MORE suprised for why she did it. SEDDIE! I'll put in a lot of suprises and SEDDIE GOODNESS! YOU CAN COUNT ON ME!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,674 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
You're Afraid Of Bigfoot by sockstar reviews
Spencer wants protection from Bigfoot. He also realises his desire to protect another. Sam/Spencer, Carly/Freddie. Oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Sam P., Spencer S. - Complete
iAm Not Jealous by NickyNineDoors99 reviews
What happens if Carly wasn't mad at Freddie and Sam not telling her about kissing, but of not being the first to kiss Sam? First Fanfic... Rated T for later chapters..
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Carly S., Sam P. - Complete
His eyes said so by cliche catastrophe reviews
I feel my lips getting dry and I run my tongue over them as he hugs himself to me, leaning down so his chin is on my shoulder. I close my eyes and the wall evaporates. I cave. I turn. He’s gone and she’s back. Rated T for language. Seddie: Three-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Sam P. - Complete
Fire and Ice by Yesac reviews
Anakin wins the duel on Mustafar, but doesn't kill Obi-Wan. Along with Padme, Obi-Wan finds himself living in a chaotic world where the man he thought he knew has become the thing he swore to destroy. Can Anakin be turned back? If so, what then?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 111,903 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
The Shadow of Vader by Darth Vastor reviews
A ROTS AU. Darth Sidious, desiring to have both Anakin and ObiWan as his servants, sets in motion a plan to bring them both under his sway. Alone, betrayed, and misguided, ObiWan falls. Now Anakin must find a way to save him, before he succumbs himself.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 500,682 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
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iNewbie reviews
How will the lives of Carly, Freddie, and Sam change with the arrival of Aaron Renelle, a fun-loving musician with a difficult past? Love, fun, and hurt are instore for the trio as he becomes an important part of their lives. A/N Five and a half years of my life, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I have writing it! Obrigado, gracias, thank you!
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 163 - Words: 238,649 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Freddie B., Carly S., Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
iDiscover An Infection reviews
When Freddie Benson encounters a man who should be dead, everyone thinks he's crazy. But soon after weird things happen in Seattle, how long can the gang deny what Freddie saw when it's staring them in the face?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Freddie B., Carly S.
iAm An Assassin reviews
Zexar Miles-Stillman is an assassin sent to Seattle to befriend and murder Carly and Spencer Shay. What will happen in this tale of friendship, love, pain, and death? Zarly. Rated T due to the later chapters.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,427 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Carly S., Spencer S. - Complete
iHave Desires reviews
Sam wakes up in someone's bed and struggles to remember the night before, but when she does will she be happy to know? Or will she be disgusted at what she did?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
River Of Lies
A Sonnet about a river.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Apologies, Glances, And Messed Up Chances
Story of a careless man whose wife goes missing without a trace. Name and inspiration from Lostprophets - Always All ways Apologies, Glances, And Messed Up Chances
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
It's Over reviews
A poem based on a self-harming person.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Complete
Falling Blue Rose reviews
**Set 20,000 Years After Star Wars: The Return Of The Jedi** Aaron is the apprentice of Master Carly, who are constantly battling across the universe. The two get sent to Bespin, to destroy the Sith and army who have attacked...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,405 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete