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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
Name: Luna (okay, so that's not my name, but i wish it was!!)
E-mail: email@example.com (e-mail me plz!!)
Sexuality: Bisexual (Me: problem with that?! Option1: Them: No way! Me: yay! gud! _ Option2: Them: yes, i h8 rainbows. Me: -beats the bitch up while swearing at her/him, and then gets Roy Mustang, who was previously making out with Edward Elric, to flame her/him.-)
Eyes: Blue, Green, Teal, Gray, Navy, and more (it is constantly changing)
Favorite Color: Raven
I am a gigantic yaoi fangirl! I am constantly looking up new yaoi pairings and stories on here. I also love to read Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter crossovers. my first story is an FMA HP crossover, actually. I had read so many of them that i thought that i might as well try it too!! another thing i do is look up random crossovers of books i've read or shows that i watch. the type of stuff that people come up with is awsome!! I support the Rainbow which means I support Gays, Lesbions, Bisexuals, Transgenders, and other stuff like that so if you don't like it then why are you even reading this. I hate it when people try to shove their religons down my throat. I don't believe in god. If I'm in a relationship I am normally the dominant one and when people call me crazy I tear up and say " that is the nicest thing you have ever said to me." Oh, and, before you ask, yes, i am a freak, and, yes, i am proud of it!!
(possible) Future projects:
-iPod drabbles for FMA and HP
Favorite Yaoi Pairings(not necessarily in this order):
-Roy, Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist)
-Roy, Ed, Havoc (Fullmetal Alchemist)
-Wolfram, Yuuri (Kyou Kara Maou)
-Harry, Draco (Harry Potter)
Haiku's are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense,
Here is a poem i got from a website. it's so sad that it made me cry for a half an hour.
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILDABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -Robin Williams
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -Tiger Woods
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." -Dave Barry
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk." -Stephen King
" At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual." -Partick Moore
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" -Steven Wright
Imperfection is beauty madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridicululous then absolutely boring- Marilyn Monroe
I called your boyfriend gay so he hit me with his purse- Unknown
it's crazy right? to love someone who's hurt you. It's crazier to think that someone who hurt you loves you- Unknown
we have two arms for holding, two legs to walk on, two eyes to see with, and two lungs two breathe out of, but only one heart, maybe because the other one is with our perfect match waiting to be found- Unknown
(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous
"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up.” ~ Anonymous
"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." ~ Anonymous
"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade" ~ Anonymous
Geniuses can run into doors too.- Random Sticker
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes. -Petunia Rose-Daisy
If you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"
Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you
A good friend will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting next to you in your cell going "That was fun! Should do that again!"
Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid thing ALONE
Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’
Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’
Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’
Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’
Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile
If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.(me...mostly)
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
~~If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!~~
~~If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this into your profile.~~
~~If you are odd and proud of it, put this in your profile.~~
~~If you think that Writers' Block sucks, paste this into your profile.~~
okay, so this is so true, except for replace mother with father and father with mother. then it's perfect!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!
HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
THAT'S FUCKED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG...REPOST THIS.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who seriously hate it when people 'copy and paste' things into their profile, and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'butterfly, Enrica (i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, inuyasha1106, kamiry, VampireMistressNuricoUzumaki, Jasper's Delicate Angel, FAXfan, I love Jasper not Edward, cmoonandstars13,
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, ShadowGirdo, Yellow14, Black Moon Falling, kibethstar, tailendwriter, cmoonandstars13,
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. If you would be one of the 8 percent laughing your head off, copy/paste this on your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy/paste this on your profile.
If you think being unique is way cooler than being cool, copy/paste this on your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life(I want 2 be)
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.
Copy/Paste this onto your profile if u think it's wrong but realise that it is how most of society thinks.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you jerk!" PROPAR GRAMAR AND SPELING ARE ESSECHIAL FOUR MY WEL BEEING?
"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max
"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy
"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max
"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max
"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." -Max
“Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to.” –Fang
“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren’t missionaries.” –FBI investigator
“Can we see him?” –Iggy
"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?"
"Whats this our side, Kemosabe?" -Max
"It feels weird that no ones throwing a black hood over my head" -Max
"1)Sardonic laughter (always a good one)
"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel
"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max
"Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me" -Max
"Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try, "I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it." I might respond to that, maybe."-Max
"Total you're black"
"I take it you don't want me to call your parents."
It was like Christmas, and his birthday, and sort of Halloween all rolled up into one. - Ari
“Now, let’s say they come and get us.” –Max
"Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge
"Is dere anysing special about you?Anysing worth saving?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Ter Borcht/ Fang
Soaring way up above everything,slicing through the air like sword. Up and up until you feel like you could grab a star and hold it to
Oh the poetry of a bird kid. Remind me to collect it all into one emotional mushy volume someday under some fake poetic-soundong name like
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
so why bother?
Quotes from "Sorta Cinderella" as according to Primitiveradiogoddess in The Alchemist and the Zodiac:
Roles: Kyo- Prince Charming, Ou- fellow prince, Yuki- fairy godmother, Hana- Cinderella, Minami- evil step-mother, Tohru- step-sister, classmate whose name i forget- narrator
1.) Ou:“What are you brooding about sunshine? We threw this giant thing for you. Now go pick a lady.”
2.) Kyo: (After having to reject Tohru) "Why am I doing this?"
3.) Ou: "Ask her to dance."
4.) Hana: “I know why you’ve come. You’ve come to ask for Onee-sama’s hand in marriage.”
5.) Hana: “Tell me this: Do you plan to live a lie the rest of your life? Locked in your castle, deceiving yourself daily, and only stopping at the moment you die?”
6.) Narrator: And so Cinderella chose a path with no princes. And her Yakiniku shop was blessed with good buisness. After proving that women can live a full life without marriage, she most certainly lived happily ever after."
The random sentence game:
-Pick the month you were born in-
January ~ I killed
-Pick the day you were born on-
1 ~ A banana
-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-
White ~ Because a hoe stole my taco.
My result: I shot a teletubby because a hoe stole my taco and because that's how I role!
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Brianna
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with all books, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
You Say Pink
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
I am a girl.
Misa: I can't imagine a world without Light!