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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Name: Luna (okay, so that's not my name, but i wish it was!!)

E-mail: (e-mail me plz!!)

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual (Me: problem with that?! Option1: Them: No way! Me: yay! gud! _ Option2: Them: yes, i h8 rainbows. Me: -beats the bitch up while swearing at her/him, and then gets Roy Mustang, who was previously making out with Edward Elric, to flame her/him.-)

Hair: Blond

Eyes: Blue, Green, Teal, Gray, Navy, and more (it is constantly changing)

Favorite Color: Raven

I am a gigantic yaoi fangirl! I am constantly looking up new yaoi pairings and stories on here. I also love to read Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter crossovers. my first story is an FMA HP crossover, actually. I had read so many of them that i thought that i might as well try it too!! another thing i do is look up random crossovers of books i've read or shows that i watch. the type of stuff that people come up with is awsome!! I support the Rainbow which means I support Gays, Lesbions, Bisexuals, Transgenders, and other stuff like that so if you don't like it then why are you even reading this. I hate it when people try to shove their religons down my throat. I don't believe in god. If I'm in a relationship I am normally the dominant one and when people call me crazy I tear up and say " that is the nicest thing you have ever said to me." Oh, and, before you ask, yes, i am a freak, and, yes, i am proud of it!!

(possible) Future projects:

-RoyxEd lemon

-iPod drabbles for FMA and HP

Favorite Yaoi Pairings(not necessarily in this order):

-Roy, Ed (Fullmetal Alchemist)

-Roy, Ed, Havoc (Fullmetal Alchemist)

-Wolfram, Yuuri (Kyou Kara Maou)

-Harry, Draco (Harry Potter)


Haiku's are easy,

But sometimes they don't make sense,



Here is a poem i got from a website. it's so sad that it made me cry for a half an hour.

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.



Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love


Favorite quotes

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -Robin Williams

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -Tiger Woods

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." -Dave Barry

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk." -Stephen King

" At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual." -Partick Moore

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" -Steven Wright

Imperfection is beauty madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridicululous then absolutely boring- Marilyn Monroe

I called your boyfriend gay so he hit me with his purse- Unknown

it's crazy right? to love someone who's hurt you. It's crazier to think that someone who hurt you loves you- Unknown

we have two arms for holding, two legs to walk on, two eyes to see with, and two lungs two breathe out of, but only one heart, maybe because the other one is with our perfect match waiting to be found- Unknown

(1) A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

(2)Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death. AMEN

(3) Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

(4) Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up.” ~ Anonymous

"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." ~ Anonymous

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade" ~ Anonymous

Geniuses can run into doors too.- Random Sticker

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes. -Petunia Rose-Daisy


If you are an ANIME FREAK, copy this into your profile.


My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen

Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you

A good friend will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting next to you in your cell going "That was fun! Should do that again!"

Good friends dont let you do stupid things, BEST FRIENDS don't let you do stupid thing ALONE

Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’

Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’

Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’

Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’

Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever


If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.(me...mostly)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~~If you think that writing fanfics is fun, put this in your profile!~~

~~If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this into your profile.~~

~~If you are odd and proud of it, put this in your profile.~~

~~If you think that Writers' Block sucks, paste this into your profile.~~


okay, so this is so true, except for replace mother with father and father with mother. then it's perfect!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"



I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".



If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who seriously hate it when people 'copy and paste' things into their profile, and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'butterfly, Enrica (i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, inuyasha1106, kamiry, VampireMistressNuricoUzumaki, Jasper's Delicate Angel, FAXfan, I love Jasper not Edward, cmoonandstars13,

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, ShadowGirdo, Yellow14, Black Moon Falling, kibethstar, tailendwriter, cmoonandstars13,

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. If you would be one of the 8 percent laughing your head off, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy/paste this on your profile.

If you think being unique is way cooler than being cool, copy/paste this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile


I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life(I want 2 be)

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi


I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist


I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious


I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore


I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too


I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

Copy/Paste this onto your profile if u think it's wrong but realise that it is how most of society thinks.


"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you jerk!" PROPAR GRAMAR AND SPELING ARE ESSECHIAL FOUR MY WEL BEEING?


Maximum Ride

"We were in a top-secret facility in the middle of Death Valley, officially called 'Freaking Nowhere' on any map, and yet he managed to produce marshmallows." -Max

"I feel like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy

"Why was the blind guy playing with matches, you ask? Because he's good at it." -Max

"Let's get out of here. A Ouija board just told me to save the world." -Max

"Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can." -Max

“Boy, you just can’t kill people like you used to.” –Fang

“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren’t missionaries.” –FBI investigator
“No? Well, for God’s sake, don’t tell them. They’d be crushed. Thinking they’re doing the Lord’s work, and all.” –Max

“Can we see him?” –Iggy
“Ig, I hate to break this to you, but you’re blind.” –Max

"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?"
"I dont have a mustache you idoit, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Iggy/Max

"Whats this our side, Kemosabe?" -Max

"It feels weird that no ones throwing a black hood over my head" -Max

"1)Sardonic laughter (always a good one)
2)Rolled eyes and snort of disbelief
3)Sarcastic "youve got to be kidding me" -Max

"Its a baby plane. Its gonna grow up to be seven-forty-seven one day" -Angel

"Louisiana, the state that road maintence forgot" -Max

"Mad crazy, not mad angry, though a lot of them do seem to have anger managment issues, espeically around me" -Max

"Fair isn't fair, Dean. Like I'm supposed to help you because fair is fair? Try, "I need you to help me so I wont rip out your spine and beat you with it." I might respond to that, maybe."-Max

"Total you're black"
"I prefer Canine American" - Total/Iggy

"I take it you don't want me to call your parents."
"Umm, No."
Hello, Lab? May I speak to a test tube please? - Max/Dr Martinez

It was like Christmas, and his birthday, and sort of Halloween all rolled up into one. - Ari

“Now, let’s say they come and get us.” –Max
“And, like, the halls are full of zebras.”-Ig
“And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere.” -Gazzy
“And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky,” -Nudge
“Yeah. I’ll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging: and let’s throw beef jerky right into their eyes! Now, that’s a plan!” –Ig

"Buckingham Palace? You know, like where the Queen lives. And Mr. Queen?" - Nudge

"Is dere anysing special about you?Anysing worth saving?" "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." - Ter Borcht/ Fang

Soaring way up above everything,slicing through the air like sword. Up and up until you feel like you could grab a star and hold it to
your chest like a burning spikey thing...
-Max in Max.

Oh the poetry of a bird kid. Remind me to collect it all into one emotional mushy volume someday under some fake poetic-soundong name like
Gabrielle Charbonnet de la Something-Shmancy.(I'm not kidding. I saw that name on a backpack in France.Poor kid.
-Max in Max.


Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT,
Calling me UNCOOL won’t make you COOL.

so why bother?


Quotes from "Sorta Cinderella" as according to Primitiveradiogoddess in The Alchemist and the Zodiac:

Roles: Kyo- Prince Charming, Ou- fellow prince, Yuki- fairy godmother, Hana- Cinderella, Minami- evil step-mother, Tohru- step-sister, classmate whose name i forget- narrator

1.) Ou:“What are you brooding about sunshine? We threw this giant thing for you. Now go pick a lady.”
Kyo: “Shut up, will you? I already told you I’m not interested.”
Ou: “No wonder you’re a virgin.”

2.) Kyo: (After having to reject Tohru) "Why am I doing this?"
Ou: -Thinking- Quit looking depressed on stage.

3.) Ou: "Ask her to dance."
Kyo: "NO."
Narrator: "After falling instantly in love with Cinderella's beauty, Prince Charming asked the fair maiden to dance."
Kyo: "NO WAY!!"
Narrator: "Yes way, as per the narrator."

4.) Hana: “I know why you’ve come. You’ve come to ask for Onee-sama’s hand in marriage.”
Hana: “Then you’re here for me? That’s rather nightmarish.”
Kyo: “That’s more like hell then a nightmare to me!!”

5.) Hana: “Tell me this: Do you plan to live a lie the rest of your life? Locked in your castle, deceiving yourself daily, and only stopping at the moment you die?”
Kyo: “So what if I do? You can’t tell me that would bother anyone. What happens to me is my own-”
Tohru:“WAIT! But that would make me…very…I-I’m sorry! Never mind what I just said. I interrupted you, I’m sorry. Please go on with the story!”

6.) Narrator: And so Cinderella chose a path with no princes. And her Yakiniku shop was blessed with good buisness. After proving that women can live a full life without marriage, she most certainly lived happily ever after."



The random sentence game:

-Pick the month you were born in-

January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A homo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ A lesbian
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White ~ Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black ~ Because the voices told me to.
Pink ~ Because I wanted to.
Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ because I’m on crack.
Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!
Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat
Green ~ Because big bird told me to.
Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me.

My result: I shot a teletubby because a hoe stole my taco and because that's how I role!



My names!

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Brianna
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Briizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Black Bat
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Virginia Torrey
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Mutbrold
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple Fruit Smoothie
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rtailrl
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Jill
6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Mercy



i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at
CmabrigdeUinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.



I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with all books, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.



You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Selena Gomez
I Say Amy Lee of Evanessence
You Say Jonas brothers
I Say Linkin park
You Say Pop
I Say Heavy Metal
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I love it.



One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when
Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday,
Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
Jesus" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right,
Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long,
Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did
Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.



A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism.



I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.



(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination



Misa: I can't imagine a world without Light!
L: Yes, that would be dark.

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Scent of a Man by walkerminion reviews
Hisoka never meant to steal Tsuzuki's pillow. It was an accident. At least, that's what he's going to keep telling himself. Pairings: TsuSoka, TaTari, Terazuma/Wakaba, & past Tsuzuki/Tatsumi relationship. Adult situations & occasional swearing.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Hisoka K., A. Tsuzuki - Complete
Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid reviews
Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 426,887 - Reviews: 2158 - Favs: 2,135 - Follows: 1,548 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Spouses by Lily McGlaughlin reviews
After Potter defeats the Dark Lord he is rushed to the Emergency room in St. Mungos in critical condition. His family and friends anxiously await news, only to be shocked when someone unexpected shows up claiming spousal rights. Slash. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Full Metal Wizard by all-the-good-ones-get-impaled reviews
As Edward and Roy's relationship progresses a curve ball is thrown and they get the pleasure of meeting Harry Potter and the gang, what madness will ensue?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,057 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Edward E.
In Which There Are Pairings by Mird reviews
Don't read this. It doesn't deserve to be read. Seriously. This is just the kind of stupid thing that people AREN'T supposed to post. Crack, rated for sex references, swearing, blablabla, you know the drill. If you read this, you'll flame me, I know it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
A CrossDressing Fetish? by yaoi.choco reviews
When Doumeki catches Watanuki performing his punishment, ahem, cross-dressing , what does he think about it? DouxWata FLUFFEH. 6th chapter up! :DD
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki
Angels and Devils by Beren reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort: his act of heroism is famous throughout the wizarding world. Something peculiar is happening to him, something he never would have expected. (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,976 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gold Tinted Spectacles by Beren reviews
Complete - Harry's sixth year has come and gone, part of him has been alone. As his seventh year dawns he's looking for something and he's not sure what but he knows it's out there and involves Draco Malfoy. Harry-Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 182,191 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Edward Elric and the Sorcerer's Stone reviews
my first fanfic! HP FMA crossover. Edward is sent to investigate a lead on the stone at Hogwarts. only two things: Al isn't coming. Roy is. Pairings: RoyxEd, DracoxHarry don't like, don't read! rated for language there will be swearing people!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,092 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Edward E.