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Name: My name was up here... But I'm taking it down cuz I don't want no creepy stalker ;)

Age: 15

Place of Residence: None of yo' business

Music: I favor alternative style, but I'm open to all genres.

About Me:

I'm a pretty mellow person most of the time, but I'm pretty sarcastic with a dry sense of humor. I enjoy angsty stories, but humor is cool too. =) Some of the best stories I read as an anonymous reviewer had twisted plots, sarcastic characters, complicated romances, and REALISTIC emotions and actions. I live for that shit man =) (Yes, I do realize that I need a life...)

I've been around fanfiction for a while now, being an anonymous reviewer, but I wanted an account. Sooooo I review every story I read, but I've never been a flamer. Constructive criticism is the name, reviewing is the game.One thing that I did notice when I look at a story's reviews, though. It's not the author that completely flips out - they often say the flame wanted to make them get better - but it's their fans that start a riot over aforementioned flamer. Weird, huh?

Moving on! I've written a few things here and there, but I've never felt like any of them were good enough to be read, but I'm working on it. I hope to post a story pretty soon. =) "Never Enough And Always Too Much" is what it's going to be called. RMJ Lennixx has so graciously provided her amazing author-ly skillz to help me out (lemons, bouncing ideas, fleshing it out, etc.). Thanx again, Lennixx =)

I'm pretty friendly, and I like to talk to people, so send me a PM or just answer a review I send your way! Um... If I find anything important to say, then I'll be back!

Adios, lovlies!

-Niki Viki

Story of The Week

Officer Goodbody, by Kambria Rain

Stories To Read

Nine Billion Dollar Heist; by R.M.J. Lennixx, TRDancer, and Lives In Dream. (can be found under Lennixx's account)

Sin City; by Namariel

You Can Never Change; by i.have.ECD

The Waitress; by TwiHard24 (Even I like some pranks and humor ;)

Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl; by jandco

Locked Up; by twiXlite

Girl of My Dreams; by Jess Elyse

Face Down; by SimplyDazzling

Crosscountry; by Namariel (Not only is there humor, but you just know there's some hidden angst!)

My Top Three Authors

1. RMJ Lennixx

2. twiXlite

3. Namariel

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Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives with her abusive father, Charlie, after the death of her mother. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's secrets, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,581 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella - Complete
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3987 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thursday Nights by dxdxhx reviews
Bella hasn't lived an easy life, she came to NYC at 16 in hopes of forgetting her troubled past. Edward's an actor who hasn't had a normal life. Can Edward break down her carefully built walls? Bella's a hardcore singer. Jake's a rapper. Full Summ inside.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,633 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pacific Coast Academy by OldLenn reviews
Left with a child after being assaulted, Bella moves across state lines to PCA Boarding School. She gets tangled into the web of new friends, old enemies, and a mysterious player who finds himself more and more wrapped into her life. : AH, not graphic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,971 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Nine Billion Dollar Heist by OldLenn reviews
Let's just say, we were bored. We were rich. We were smart. There was nothing to stop us. Or so we thought, in the beginning. M for language and suggestive themes. OOC/CP. Collaboration with LivesInDreams and TRDancer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,849 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 5/3/2009
Face Down by SimplyDazzling reviews
Bella has a dark past and present; Charlie's an alcoholic who absuses her daily. The Cullen's are new in town, and it turns out that Edward has a story too. They find themselves in each other, but will their dark pasts come back to haunt them? OOC, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,565 - Reviews: 1464 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Best Served Cold by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All Human. Bella is an undercover cop working to take down the Volturi mob family. Sexy Mobward included. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,077 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Safecracker by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward holds the key to his family's success but when he encounters Bella Swan, he has to make a choice. Will it be his family, his profession or true love? ExB.AH.OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Anniversaries and Rabbits by nobloodnofoul reviews
A One Shot on ExB married life. A doctor Edward neglected wife Bella forgotten 3 year anniverary FAIL.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piercings by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends forever. Add in jealousy, his occupation, and Bella's secret piercing and this is what you get. My submission for the Tattward and Inkella Contest. ExB LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 175 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Duskfall by ohxmyxria reviews
-AU- All her life, Bella has taken the safest route, never brave enough to step out of her shell. Now, desperate to rebel from everything she has always been, she runs off to Vegas where she pursues adventure & friendship - maybe romance as well?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 165,364 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Love You Deserve by OldLenn reviews
-Age of Edward Challenge-There's no denying the mistakes Edward's made, and he only sees himself as a monster that's unleashed a devastating lifestyle on his family. But he's willing to give his life up to save them and that is exactly what he does.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forbidden Envy by OldLenn reviews
-First Place Winner of the Sparkle Awards Challenge-'She was more than desirable. She was more than wanted. She was the purest form of temptation; the Eve of my life, the apple of my soul.' Full summary inside. One-shot. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brand New by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Edward never came back and it's been haunting Bella ever since. She's excited to start fresh in Seattle, but when an unexpected visitor comes back to her life how will she react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,095 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Shadow and The Womanizer by BritCat - Twilight Lover reviews
Bella has been hurt and is hiding a secret. Edward and his vampire family have theirs of course. Canon Pairings. Differences: Vampires don't sparkle, they live in California, Bella doesn't smell irresistible to Edward, and she actually has talent. M: dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,359 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5552 - Favs: 8,177 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trick Or Treat by Clear Plastic reviews
Happy Halloween! Everyone loves Halloween, and the Cullens aren't an exception. Join them on a Halloween night gone awry. Includes ridiculous costumes, cleavage, terrified neighborhoods, blonde wigs and a certain haunted house. Lots of fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella - Complete
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