Author has written 4 stories for Stargate: SG-1, NCIS, Twilight, and Stargate: Atlantis.
Name:Something (you will never find out)
Age: a number between 0 and 100
Address: Mystic Falls
Lets see I love Stargate, Twilight, NCIS, Warehouse 13, The Vampire Diaries, V, Blue Bloods, The Immortal series, I love hanging out with my friends and I hate it when they cancel TV shows. RIP Stargate.
A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
A friend will help me up when I fall down. A best friend will point and laugh because she tripped me
A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me
A friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
A friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
A friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - dammit - run!"
A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.
~ I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's
~ A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
~You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. So if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
~Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
~Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
~If guns don't kill people, ten can I blame all my misspells on my pencil?
~I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'
~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
~A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
~A good friend will bail you out of jail. But a Best Friend will be sitting next to you saying "Let's do it again!"
~I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
~Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over!
~The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
~Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!
~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.
~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.
~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!
~There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
~Newscaster are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.
~Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...
~WARNING- lost kids will be sold to the circus
~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.
~WARNING- stop throwing your cigarette butts on the carpet! Seriously, the cockroaches are getting cancer!
~There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't.
~Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
~If I throw a stick, will you go away?
~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off. (Personally this is my favorite one!)
~I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.
~If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was.
~Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, rule Narnia, and be claimed by a Greek god.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
I wear black so I must be a Goth.
I'm young so I must be naive.
I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd.
I love animals so I must become the crazy old cat lady.
I get depressed so I must be Emo.
I'm blonde so I must be an idiot.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm Native American, so I must be a savage.
I'm a white girl, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I have straight A's, so I must be easy.
I'm a virgin, so I must be prude
I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat.
I'm single, so I must be ugly.
I'm Christian, so I must hate homosexuals.
I love shopping, so I must be rich.
I hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, Post this.
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