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Author has written 16 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Fushigi Yuugi, Misc. Books, Kingdom Hearts, Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, and Teen Titans.
Hi, welcome to my profile of awesome failness! You can ignore all this random crap that is below... I end up adding things when I get REALLY bored...
Birthday: December 13, 1996
Gender: I am 1000% sure I'm female.
Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing (more like doodling), cooking, listening to music, anime, manga, anything to do with K-pop and (some) Mandopop, dancing...
Pets: My dog, Taz
You have to RESPECT THE N00BS!
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If I had a world of my own
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I CRY EASY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I have HAIR COVERING an EYE, so I MUST be EMO.
I'm FIT, so I MUST work out
I SCARE EASILY, so I MUST be a SCAREDY CAT.
I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
FRIENDS vs BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" (Hayden, Paige, Chelsea, Naomi, Kathleen, Morghan)
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." (Hayden, Paige, Chelsea, Naomi, Morghan, Kathleen)
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb a$$?" (Hayden, Naomi and Morghan)
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.(Paige, Chelsea, Kathleen, Morghan, and Naomi)
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" (Hayden, Naomi and Kathleen)
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. (Hayden)
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. (Naomi)
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" (Naomi, Hayden, Chelsea, and Morghan)
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. (Hayden, Chelsea, Paige, Kathleen, Morghan and Naomi)
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" (Hayden, Chelsea, Paige, Kathleen, Morghan and Naomi)
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food (Naomi, Chelsea and Hayden)
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! (Chelsea and Hayden)
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG! We messed up!" (Hayden, Chelsea, Paige, Kathleen, Morghan and Naomi)
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. (Chelsea, Naomi, Hayden, Morghan, Kathleen and Paige)
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. (Chelsea, Naomi, Paige, Kathleen, and Hayden)
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." (Paige, Kathleen and Morghan)
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... (Paige, Chelsea and Naomi)
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds a$$ that left you (Hayden, Chelsea, Naomi, Paige, Kathleen and Morghan)
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." (Chelsea, Naomi and Hayden)
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. (Chelsea, Kathleen, Morghan, Paige, Hayden and Naomi)
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (Hayden, Chelsea, Paige, Naomi, Kathleen and Morghan)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" (Chelsea and Naomi)
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap! (DO IT GUYS XD! RIGHT NOW!)
-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
-I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
-Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.
-If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
-You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I laugh myself to death.
-When you're bored go to a store and dance like you're alone! (I did that :D)
-A computer once beat me at checkers, but it was no match for me at kung foo.
-The person that smiles when something goes wrong just thought of who to blame it on.
-If someone comes off a roller coaster and says it's pee worthy, don't sit in the wet seat.
-Another word for cool is cold, the opposite word for cold is hot. I know I'm hott, thanks!
-Laugh and the world laughs with you, snort and the world laughs harder.
-I hate you, now come here and give me a hug before I strangle you.
-Me and you is friends, you smile, I smile, you hurt, I hurt, you cry, I cry, you jump off a bridge, I'm gonna miss your comfort.
-The most memorable people in life will be the friend who loved you when you weren't very lovable.
-Friends are like bras, close to the heart and always there for support.
-Friends are like balloons, if you let them go you won't get them back, so I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I will mever lose you.
-I love you, but I hate you, so what should I do, hug you or smack you?
-Everyone can learn from crayons, some are tall, some are short, some are colorful, some are dull, but they all learn to live in the same box!
-Don't forget to think, sometimes it works!
-If she tries to make you look bad, its for one reason only, you're her competition, she's insecure and afraid your better than her so she's trying to drag you down
-Next time somebody asks me what time it is I'll tell them IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!
-Is wondering which one of her multiple personalities wants to play with her today :)
(A/N: This is quotes me and my friends did at random :P)
I'm hanging out on trampoline with my 4 year old cousin when she comes up to me, pretending to be a waitress.
"What do you want to order?" -4 year old Cousin
"What do you want to order!?" -4 year old Cousin
4 year old Cousin starts chasing me.
"Holy crap, psycho waitress!!" -Me
I'm sitting downstairs with my sister, Paige, and her besterestis friend, Chelsea.
"So, who are your fave. KH characters?" -Chelsea
"Uh, Axel, Roxas... Zemyx." -Me
"Cynthia likes yaoi!" -Chelsea
(I did not mean to say that! I meant to say ZEXION AND DEMYX!!)
I'm sitting downstairs with Chelsea when Paige come into the room, panting. Stopping, Paige collapses onto the ground.
"... I wrote..." -Me
I'm sitting downstairs (surprise, surprise) with Paige, rewinding a movie. But we were watching people give their metals back, laughing.
"Give it back! Good boy! Sit!" -Me
I'm sitting downstairs, still watching movie with Paige, but we played it. Some random guy started talking.
"Yes, talk! Good boy!" -Me
Me and Paige are walking home, away from a gas station when I burp really loudly.
"Don't worry people! No need for panic!" -Me
Paige punches me in the stomach, and I start laughing.
"Ha ha! That tickles!" -Me
Me and Paige are walking outside, talking about Aladdin.
Me and Paige sitting downstairs with our dog.
"He's my prince charming!" -Me
I kiss my dog before laughing like a maniac.
Me, Chelsea and Paige are sitting downstairs, talking when...
"The force!" -Chelsea
(The force means close the door.)
I run at the door, my arms extended. Sadly, I miss the door, my fingers just skimming it.
Me, Chelsea and Paige are hanging out in our living room (me on the computer) and we're talking about not wanting to go out and get firewood.
"I think Papa was thinking about going to get firewood next week." -Me
I smell my awesome cotton candy sucker and sigh:
"The scent of cotton candy comforts me." -Me
Awkward silence follows that sentence.
I'm talking on the phone with my friend, Aimee, when she starts breathing hard into the phone.
"What, do you have a man with you?" -Me
"No, I wish. I have a DVD with me." -Aimee
All is silent as that sinks into our minds, which makes us laugh so hard.
Me and Aimee are walking into the school change rooms to find out it's pitch black in there.
"Holy f_-_ it's dark in here!!" -Aimee
Me and Paige are talking randomly in the car, just being as random as we wanted when...
"Yeah, if you lived exactly on the boader with Canada and America you would be Camerican." -Me
"Or Amerinadian." -Me
"Camerican and Amerinadian!" -Paige
Me and Paige are sitting in the living room, watching the race when...
"Hey Cynthia, Jr. broke his axel." -Paige
I cringe, thinking grossly about that statement.
"Broke his Axel?" -Me
"Yeah, snapped it right off." -Paige
Me and Aimee are sitting in library at school when I get this random urge.
Aimee bursts out laughing and I grin.
Me and Aimee are sitting a class when I trap her legs between the leg of the chair and my legs.
"Ahhhh! My leg is stuck in your pants..! Ah, I meen my leg is stuck by your legs!" -Aimee
We burst out laughing until the whole class looks at us wierd.
Sitting at computer with my little brother, talking randomly and I'm REALLY hyper!!
"Devit doesn't have his jacket on! Oh my gosh, he doesn't have his jacket on! He looks good without his jacket on!" -Me
"What?!" -Little Bro
"And Jasdero just has his vest! He's always got his vest on! He doesn't have a shirt underneath!" -Me
"What?!" -Little Bro
"He has abs..!" -Me
I start laughing hysterically and he stares at me wierdly.
"What..?" -Little Bro
Sitting at the dinner table when my mother places a plate of seven strips of fried chicken in front of my friend, Naomi.
"It's too much...chicken!" -Naomi
On my way home from Teen Camp with my buddy, Matt behind me. Matt leans into my ear...
"So, do I scare you..?" -Matt
He moves to my other ear...
"Or do I annoy you..?" -Matt
He moves back to my other ear...
"Or do I make you laugh and giggle?" -Matt
"Sure!" -Me (laughing)
Me and my friend Morghan are talking at school in the computer lab when I'm looking through my quotes on here. I find the one about the boarder between Canada and America...
"So, Moe, what do you call somebody who lives on the boarder between Canada and America?" -Me
"A fat hockey man?" -Morghan
Me sitting in my room at, like, 11:20 at night, rereading D.Gray-man (on ch. 204 pg 6) and I look at Tyki's leg, which is the first picture you see on that page.
"His sexy man legs!" -Me
Me sitting in my room at 10:35ish at night, totally overtired (though I *still* refuse to admit it) and reading a D.Gray-man story on FF. See them mention Mugen.
"Mewgen! Moogen! Meeewgen! Mooogen! Muuhgen!" -Me
Two boys in my class, Brian and Kyle, during Math class:
"Kyle, what'd you do with all my pencils?" -Brian
"I gave it back." -Kyle
"No you didn't! They're all gone!" -Brian
"I ate them..." -Kyle *weird voice*