Phoenix Reece
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Joined 08-02-09, id: 2033798, Profile Updated: 09-18-10
Author has written 14 stories for Happy Tree Friends, Cartoon X-overs, Team Fortress 2, and Pokémon.


Check out my latest epic story: One World

A massive multi-dimensional war, it's so big it spans four books!

Book 1: Obsidian: COMPLETE

Hey you!

Yeah you! On the other side of the computer screen!

Name's Phoenix Reece! But you can just call me Reece, or Phoenix, or Webster (But the last one probably doesn't make sense to most of you, long story). I'ma here to write, read and socialize, much like you good folks out there are. I guess you'd like some Info on me. Well, here we go!

Everything you gotta know about :


1. I'm male, 'bout 5'3", and am as old as time itself. (wanna know my real age? Just follow the clues)

2. My b-day is July 24 (I can't believe you didn't send me a card)

3. I actively practice martial arts. I gotta a Black Belt license and everythin'

4. I'm a trained lawyer (OBJECTION!), doctor, general, and elite beat agent. (well, kinda. It still counts if the one who trained you was your DS right?)

5. My favorite cartoons are Ed Edd n Eddy, Samurai Jack, Happy Tree Friends, Total Drama Island/Action, and pretty much anything that's clever or bizarre enough to hold my interest.

6. I like to think I'm pretty well mannered. Just the way I was raised.

7. Some of my favorite anime/manga are One Piece, Reborn, Tuxedo Gin, and Bo-Bobo.

8. I sleep with a metal baseball bat (C'mon robbers, bring it ON! BONK!)

9. Thirteen is my lucky number. Don't believe me? On my thirteenth birthday I received a 50 gift card that, after it's first purchase, totaled 13.13. Also that year, I starred in a school performance of "Pirates of Penzance". I played the Major General, who had thirteen daugthers. In the movie "Talladega Knights, The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" Ricky's father Reece Bobby's car had a number 13 painted on the hood. My house number is 49. 4+9=13.

10. I'm a waiter! No really, it's a sweet job. Good money plus tips. And hey, any career that surrounds me with food is a good one in my book.

My golden rule:

I don't care who you are, or what your social or monetary status is, you're a living being and are a friend of mine. Except the undead. Sorry Vampires, just a rule of mine.

Weeeeellll, that about raps it up for my profile, feel free to browse my stories.

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Raising the Bar by Meowth's Toon Dragon reviews
When his plans to get the HTFs some cold drinks on a hot day goes wrong... he tries a DIFFERENT way to quench their thirst.... Originally done by Handyman34
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Lumpy Moose, Ace Attorney by Roxius reviews
A Phoenix Wright parody! Lumpy is a defense attorney and he must defend Flippy in court against the prosecutor Disco Bear and the witnesses Flaky, Pop and Nutty! But...who really commited the crime? Contains violence gore. Please R & R!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
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Happy Tree Camp! reviews
A story, originally by xXMethereaperXx, that I have had the honor of re-doing. Chapter 25, the absolute finale is fianlly here! Completed thanks to YOUR constant support!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,356 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Pippy in Wonderland reviews
Pippy gets a knock to the head and ends up in Wonderland! Can she escape the clutches of the Prickly Red Queen and other familiar faces to get back home? Pippy O' Hare's debut story!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010
V for Victory reviews
Oneshot. They were weapons, and weapons inevetiably lead to an arms race. But what happens when one country creates the perfect killing machine? Victory.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Victini, Lt. Surge/Matis - Complete
One World reviews
A Massive Anime, Cartoon, and Game Crossover Fanfic. Two children at heart create a machine that fuses dimensions to create a single universe where every creature can live together in harmony. But, nothing good ever lasts. The last chapter is out.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,413 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Happy Tree Friends: THE MUSICAL! reviews
A dance off at town can lead to only one thing, SPONTANEOUS MUSICAL NUMBERS! That and some drama mixed in, but I know you're really here for the song and dance. Chapter Fifteen, and my last song, is here!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,615 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
Beyond the Bloodshed reviews
Respawning, never fully dying. Makes for an interesting career. What happens behind the scenes, a few friends chat, and a few lines are crossed. Featuring an original cast.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010
Mind Your Own Business reviews
A Oneshot ? involving a few of Mumbo's old business partners. Featuring two characters based off of the story Neverwhere
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
She Nubs Me, She Nubs Me Not reviews
Based on the lastest HTF short, what happens when Petunia loses both her arms in an accident, and begins to warm up to a certain beaver while her boyfriend's away? Chapter two is live!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010
Disco Rising reviews
One bear, searching for the scoop of a lifetime ends up in a mall crawling with zombies. Join Disco Bear as he stars in a remake of the story of Dead Rising. The last chapter is here.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,904 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009
Snake Oil reviews
A mysterious stranger appears in Happy Tree Town, offering an elixir that cures all and makes your dreams come true, but is this 'magic' potion all it's cracked up to be? Chapter six, the last chapter, is out!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Complete
Family Reunion reviews
When Chunky's parents come to visit, can the Chunkster get his life in order to meet his father's high expectations? Sequel to "Love Stinks". Chapter seven, The Final Chapter, is out!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,616 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Uncanny HTF Showdown reviews
What happens when you take the most deadly Happy Tree Friends with some of the weakest? Amazing fights that end in ways you'd never believe. Chapter Five, Sea Captain's Lament, is out!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,098 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009
Love Stinks reviews
A funny love story about a skunk with OCD and A chubby Koala with a video game habit.OCxPetunia Chapter six, the final chapter, is out!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,574 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
What's Eating You? reviews
A wonderful party all goes wrong when Chunky's hunger gets the best of him. Oneshot and the first appearance of my OC Chunky!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete