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Joined 08-02-09, id: 2033969, Profile Updated: 11-21-09
Author has written 6 stories for Secret Saturdays, X-Men: The Movie, Danny Phantom, Spider-Man, Harry Potter, and Ironman.

Disclaimer: All of the stories written by me are published on a sight called Fan-fiction for a reason, let me brake it down for you, Fan; as in I'm merely a fan and have nothing to do with the making and producing of any of the shows, and Fiction; as in none of this actually happens and are merely ideas from my over active imagination.

Announcements 10/14/09:Alright so I have currently started two ongoing series one for Danny Phantom and one for X-Men, but relax it doesn't mean that I have given up on Reflection or One-shot Wonders, in fact I am currently working on a Halloween special for both stories so look forward to seeing that. Also I am in the process of writing yet another X-Men fic its called Road Trip and the couple is Victor/Jimmy/Wade this one is an AU. Coming soon not sure when is a Teen Titans fic involving Mpreg its called Consequences and the couple is Robin/Beast Boy. I sincerely apologize if any of my fics have grammatical or spelling errors I don't have a beta and I have no idea how that works so if someone would like to explain that to me that would be greatly appreciated.


I'm overweight so I must stuff my face

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.(even though I do but still)

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm AITHIEST, so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (you can be both)

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.(I am, but others aren't)

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST just want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a tramp...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a tramp.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tramp.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking tramp.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible tramp.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big crotch.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.(Technically...I am XD)

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm MEXICAN so I must be a slut

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.(redundant, don't ya think?)

I'm MIXED so I must be messed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have (a) black friend(s) so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich(Book shopping XD)

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I don't SMILE often so I MUST be suicidal

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I love ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I like ANIME and MANGA, so I MUST believe that Japan is superior to all the other races in the world

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS and bold any that apply to you.

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Forbidden Feelings by RavensRedShadow reviews
Beastboy has been having some intresting feelings for a fellow Titan. This is boy/boy romance. If you don't like don't read. *Edit-Completed*
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,031 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Robin, Beast Boy - Complete
Tangled Up In You by kcbeatles reviews
Rating is M. Assumes Phantom Planet never happened. Last chapter?
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,079 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Stripes by seaandstars reviews
Riley Hyde is a psycho cat-girl who excels in only one thing; being extremely annoying. So when she is forced into joining Stryker's team, all sorts of fun goings on should happen.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
X Men Origins: A Different Story by Vesuvias reviews
Formerly Misadventures of team x - A story with Team X from X-men Origins, MxM relations Logan/Victor/Wade...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,029 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Sabretooth, Logan/Wolverine
A Temptation Too Great by Shoshana17 reviews
Takes place after "A Fistful of Energon." What would happen if Prowl said yes to Lockdown's offer? ProwlxLockdown slash. Read inside for further warnings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,433 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Prowl, Lockdown
Shattered Illusions by Kalera I. McTierney reviews
HP/DM/SS, Slash. An attack after a Potions class leaves three people forever changed. Harry sees things in a new perspective, Draco is torn between what he wants and his family obligations, and Severus...Severus will be caught in the middle of it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,027 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
better woman by yaoi-fanfatic-XP reviews
zach finds out a startleing truth about his family and uses it to his advantage over abbey doyle/zach rated for safety
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Zak S., Doyle
Prowl and Lockdown: 50 Sentences by Geminigirl83 reviews
50 sentences concerning Prowl and Lockdown's relationship; the ups, the downs, the awkwardness, and, yes, eventually love. Contains slash. Read inside for further warnings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Lockdown, Prowl - Complete
Chameleon by Midesko reviews
Kevin finds himself in Ben's room searching for something he left behind. After finding it Ben comes in, luckily for Kevin he can blend in with his surroundings. BeVin Kevin/Ben Lemon, don't like? Don't read! For Quimbelork rated M! One-shot!
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Kevin, Ben T. - Complete
New Beginnings by SpartanofWar reviews
What if Peter had ended up living with Tony Stark instead of his Aunt and Uncle due to unforeseen circumstances?What if he got his powers earlier?How would this affect both heroes? Not Beta'd written with my sis StraylightRevelation
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008
Love me Little, Love me Long by Atsu Tenshi reviews
Hinted Jared/Simon; Moments between Jared and Simon, "What do you think of love?" Jared asked his brother. -Oneshot-
Spiderwick Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Hell's Boy by slyprentice reviews
A job transfer leads to an unexpected turn in John and Hellboy's relationship. Slash. Movieverse.
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/15/2008
Marvel High and Deadpool by morgana006 reviews
Who knew that the sudden introduction of a new student would have such explosive results? Nate Dayspring, the new kid in school, is instantly found attractive by Wade Wilson, who hasn't felt so alive since he stole Jean Grey's Cheerleader outfit. AU,slash
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Complete
Irrelevance of Age by Hotaru Aino reviews
A Danny and Lancer fic, made just for the person who called themself Emptiness when they reviewed my other fic Faking it
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2005
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Wonders of the Human Mind reviews
Tony is stuck babysitting a young Peter Parker, what happens when he discovers that the boy has an IQ twice the size of his own.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, A. E. Stark/Tony
Reflection reviews
A collection of drabbles based on Zak and Doyles relationship.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Doyle, Zak S.
Letters for Draco reviews
A secret admirer is leaving love letters for Draco. Slash M/M boyxboy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Alternate Endings reviews
What would happen if Wade decided to leave Team-X with Jimmy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Logan/Wolverine
Save Me reviews
Because sometimes heroes are the ones who need the most saving.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Danny F., Lancer
Oneshot Wonders reviews
A sereis of drabbles based on Jimmy and Wade's relationship contains slash and is based on X-Men Origins: Wolverine
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Logan/Wolverine, Deadpool/Weapon XI