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Ello ello peoples. This is... wait I know this one... OH YEAH!! It's Ultamatenerd33 at your service!!
Okay Percy Jackson Fans listen up!! Rick Riordan said this himself (don't know if you know this already but...) He is making a NEW CAMP HALF-BLOOD BOOK!! To see it for your self go to this link!!:
If YOU yes you! Have ANY questions, please PWEASE ask me. Thanks!!
Name: Baylee (I know it's weird but true...T_T)
Age: 1997, that is all I'm saying!
Looks: Blonde hairnabout an inch past my shoulder, blue eyes, a little bit of freckles, and I am not fat, or supper skinny.
Personality: Funny, weird, mental, Mean from time to time, Uber COOl!, and a lot of other stuff that I don't feel like writing!
Fave food: Natchos Im not sure why tho...
Fave series of books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, of course!
Fave movies: Action: The Dark Night
Comedy: Bolt I guess
Other comedy: Hangover (Just Plain Funny!! XD)
Disney: Fox and the Hound 2
Current fanfics: Please Don't Leave Me
What I want you to do right now: Read my newest book.
Where I live: U.S.A.!
Biggest pet peeve: When people try to make me angry or annoyed.
Fave songs: I like Train, Taylor Swift, Owl city, NICKLEBACK!, and a lots more...
Grades:yeah I'm just going to skip this one...
My dream thing to do: To become the greatest writer evar!!
Something scarey/odd that happened to me: I just finished a VERY scary movie called One Missed Call (RECAMENDED) and then I went to get a blacket from the hall closet. It just happed to be dark, and when I reached for the light switch my brother scared the doodles out of me!!
Well, now you know a bunch of random crap about me!
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
This one is just plain funny.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
The Reasons to be dissapointed AND still Very exited about the new Lightning Thief Movie!!
has blond hair.--)Annabeth is a brunette.
is Caucasian.--)Grover is African-American.
Grover has red hair.--)Grover has black hair.
Luke had longish, sandy hair.--)Luke has short, spiked, dirty-blonde hair.
Clarisse is there in the beginning.--)is not casted.
The original ages were 12.--)The ages have been changed to age 18.
There is a St.Louis arch, where Percy fights with Echidna and the Chimera.--)Replaced withscene.
gives Percy his wristwatch in .--) has his wristwatch.
is supposed to be with her mother, .--) is shown with .
Percy, Grover, and Annabeth take a taxi from the.--)Grover (the driver) busts them through the doors with a Maserati.
is a stallion.--)Chiron is a clydesdale.
is in it half of the book.--)Ares is left "uncredited" in the movie.
Beauregard has black hair and only appears after The Sea of Monsters.--)Silena has blond hair.
is bronze and a cap pen.--)Riptide is silver and a click pen.
Thehappens the age of 16.--)The prophecy happens at the age of 22.
Percy and Annabeth are attempting to like each other as friends.--)Percy is quite interested/fascinated with Annabeth.
is fought with seen through a glass orb.--)Medusa is seen through an iPod Touch.
Percy doesn't own any type of electronic device.--)Percy has an iPod Touch.
Grover has no electronic device.--)Grover has a an iPhone.
Percy's Trident Sign is like a hologram.--)Percy's Trident Sign is like a tatoo.
Percy fights the Minotaur before he arrives at camp.--)Percy fights the Minotaur after they leave camp.
Percy And Annabeth kiss in The Battle of the Labyrinth.--)Percy and Annabeth KISS in The Lightning Thief movie...Maybe
Grover walks normally when using mortal outfits.--)Grover walks with crutches in the movie.
Percy discovers the betrayal of Luke in the Camp Half-Blood.--)Percy fights with Luke in the city, controlling the water to defeat him.
Annabeth is a good strategist and fights using a celestial bronze knife.--)Annabeth is a good warrior and strategist, and fights using swords, bows and crossbows.
Annabeth meets Percy showing the camp for him.--)Annabeth meets Percy fighting and defeating him.
Alecto (Mr. Dodds) fights with Percy in the museum. --)Alecto (Mr. Dodds) fights with Percy in the school.
Medusa is an old woman. --)Medusa is portrayed by Uma Thurman, so, it's a young girl.
The campers wear orange t-shirts with 'Camp Half-Blood' written on them.--)Apparently, the campers use greek armor.
The only gods that appear in the first book are Dionysus, Ares, Hades, Zeus and Poseidon.--)Hera, Demeter, Apollo, Athena, Aphrodite, Hermes and Persephone appear in the film.
Grover has no girlfriend in the first book. Juniper only is mentioned in.--)The role of Juniper, Grover's girlfriend, has been cast for the movie.
Percy shows signs of being the son of Poseidon by causing the water in a water fountain to well up and "attack" Nancy Bobofit.--)One of signs that Percy is the son of Poseidon is his ability to hold his breathe for a long time underwater.
Songs That I Think Are Moving: Carrie Underwood: Temporary Home Lyrics,
Little boy, 6 years old
"This is my temporary home
Young mom on her own
"This is our temporary home
Old man, hospital bed
"This is my temporary Home
This is our temporary home
Daddy's Little Girl, lyrics
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