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Author has written 24 stories for Twilight.
NEVER ON MY MIND PATTERN OVER-VIEW: here is the gist of it. Paul imprints on Swan when she is reasonably mentally stable. Which is to say, not always. However, his scent, as well as other wolves, can effect her mental stability, providing clarity. So his scent can also effect the imprint. It's that simple, promise. If you want a chapter-to-chapter over-view of each imprinting, I have it. Just PM me your email and I will be happy to share!
My Colab Account! - BloodSoakedBombShells
Thats right! A whole nother place to read stories, and collabed with my resident gore expert,Mrs.Monster . No one knows how to kill shit pretty like she does. So, check it out, add it to author alerts, be ready to feel a little squeamish, and don't drink and read.
We just posted a fic over at Profile. It's called , and I'd love for all y'all to read it, and if you like it, vote for us! It's jasperxbella, and an amityville worthy slaughter-fic. So if you hate Rosalie, this fic is for you. If you hate Edward, this fic is for you. If you hate Alice, this fic is for you. Hell, if you hate any of em', this fic is for you!for there
Firstly, I want to say hi, and welcome you to my profile page. I must have sparked some sort of interest if it lead you hear.
You guys ask me a lot of questions sometimes, and that is totally cool. I want any and all of you to know that I've started a gchat account that's open to any one who reads my stories, so feel free to come on over, and talk about Peter, Peen, Sam, Alistair,where I get my ideas, turning your own ideas into stories...whatever. Wow that was a run on sentence. Anyways, I may be totally boring in person (uh..in gchat?), but eh. I could be fun.
If your not wearing pants while IMing with me, I don't want to know though. Not wearing pants while on the internet makes you an instant creeper. I know, I've been pantsless on the internet before. But anyways, I digress. Um, if you could drop me a message and tell me who you are and that you got my email of my profile, should you add me, that would be great. Because sometimes y'all add me and I have no idea who you are and I feel bad about it. But a lot of you I actually recognize by penname now! You are all that awesome.
PLEASE TAKE NOTICE!
Do not read my stories if you are under 18. If I keep getting reviews from underage people, I'm going to smack a fictional ho'. Or just rage. I'll probably just rage, but whatever. Please, I am asking you, just don't. If you do, for fucksake, I don't want to know your some little junior high schooler diddling yourself to literary werewolf porn. I do not want to know. Keep that shit to yourself. If I keep seeing this shit, you little babies out there reading things that are just not for you, I'll have to start cutting the lemons out of my stories. Not that I write many, I really don't. My stories could totally stand without them. I write them for you guys. That is all.
I aspire to one day sit upon the clouds shared with only Fanfic Authors with 10,000 reviews. I bet it's nice up there, probably an awesome view. But until then, I'll just keep writing what I love.
Just to get this shit out of the way, I'm 22, I'm a mom, and three-legged dog owner. I enjoy short walks to the fridge, and the sweet glow of my computer screen after dark. I drink to much coffee, and I'm a card carrying member of the Tattoo'd ladies club. Not really, does that exist? Because I would so join.
Important facts about me? I almost always feel it necessary to say what I think; I must share my opinion, and I offer no reassurance that I will accept your opinion. You can have one, yeah, but doesn't mean I will like it. I think every one is like that, to an extent.
And I'll probably let you know that I don't like your opinion. Maybe we can have an opinion war. It's just the way I am. But I'm passionate about protecting those I care about, and those I've come to like, so keep in mind that if I like you, you are important. I take care of my own.
No but seriously, I'm kind of mean sometimes. Exspecially to people who haze my grammar. Even more when they spell Grammar with an 'E'. I wear to Lord, I'll smack a bitch like Wayne fucking Brady. Just to let you all know, I know my spelling isn't the best, and I proof read my shit, I really do. I've t found a beta who I adore, and who can handle my schedule as well as the feces that is my ability to use semi-colons and 'there, they're, their' properly. But retroactively betaing everything is in the works, it's just going to take a damn while. Mood Rings, Peices of me, Bella's Tale and most of Alpha Fail are all beta'd, by the way. So get on them bitches.
I am a firm believer that I'm awesome. I bet you're awesome too. It's good to be awesome. Keep it up! I mean, I'm not the bestests author ever in like the whole wide world or anything. I'm no fucking Bronte or Lovecraft. But I got some skills, and I like to share. I'd like to think I've got at least seven solid inches of epicwin in my pants. That being said, I can twank myself raw on a good day, but I'm not against a little ego strokin' of others either. What can I say? I'm a giver. I think every one should think they are awesome at something or another.
I take comfort in writing ways and reasons why Edward gets his limbs torn off, and making Emmet and Jasper cream there pants.
I love non-cannon, and I'd rather Bella not be such a pussy. Seriously, no puss puss. Grow a dick, girl.
Most of what I write is Rated M for citrusy reasons. And swearing. And gore.
Call me a masochist, writing lemons makes me blush! And yet, I write up some of the raunchiest shit.
I hate when people abandon stories. At least tell me it's been abandoned, before I waste (I totally spelled this as 'waist' the first time. what a fail) my time reading it. Or say it's on hiatus, so I am less expectant.
Okay, I'm not good with profiles. I pretty much bitched all through this.
If you like my fics, I seriously suggest you add me on Twitter. I frequently post about updates, what's going on, ideas, and general what not there. So, if you are looking for answers, that is where you should go.
twitter - @lifelesslyndsey
I have never been terribly creative when it came to pennames, obviously.
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