Author has written 14 stories for NCIS, Sonny with a Chance, iCarly, Camp Rock, Animal Crossing, Psych, and Big Time Rush.
EDIT:I've changed my penname!!! I used to be MySupermanJoeDJDangaa, but now I'm HalfwayThereNow
Eh, ok so... I'm a 15 year old girl with a rocker style. :)) Joe is my favorite Jonas and I really love McGee. :)) Hehehehe. I will give you my name: Claire. Yes, I did use my name in a story, but not my age or how I look. =)
Fav Bands: Big Time Rush, Jonas Brothers, Kelly Clarkson, David Cook, Train, Coldplay, Maroon 5, Plain White T's, The Decemberists, The Beatles, Green Day, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Blue October, Linkin Park, Paramore, Pink, Owl City, Simple Plan, and Hoobastank.
Fav Color: Dark Green.
Fav TV Shows:JONAS, Big Time Rush, iCarly, NCIS, Sonny With A Chance, Wizards of Waverly Place, House, Scrubs, Psych, Burn Notice, So You Think You Can Dance, In Plain Sight, The Othersiders, and That 70's Show.
Fav Animal: Dog.
Hey guys! Scattered around my profile are shrines for my favorite things. I have a Twilight shrine, Jonas Brothers, Music, etc. I will try to keep them at the very beginning or very end of my profile, so you can reach them easily. Please look at them, even if you don't look at anything else, which I hope doesn't happen but I guess it's fine. I'm not forcing you to, I'm just letting you know. Thanks!
I also co write, here's our profile:
Despite what you may think, I am 15.
Just trying to make my place in this world, having the time of my life.
My friend's and I go to Hogwarts.
I'm in the Hufflepuff House if you need me.
When I say "ChAnNy.."
You know they belong together
I work at NCIS,
I'll be the geeky computer field agent hanging out with Tim if you're looking.
The sorting hat says that I belong in Hufflepuff!
Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."
Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.
Take the most scientific Harry Potter
Quiz ever created.
Get Sorted Now!
If you love Timothy McGee, add this to your profile.
You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.
8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your cat goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky.
If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.
1. Tim McGee
2. Abby Scuito
3. Ziva David
4. Tony DiNozzo
5. L. J. Gibbs
6. Donald "Ducky" Mallard
7. Kate Todd
8. Jenny Sheppard
9. Tobias Fornell
10. Jimmy Palmer
11. Jeanne Benoit
12. Leon Vance
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ducky/Jeanne?? I think I need to barf...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Tony? Heck, yeah! Super hot, though I like Tim better.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Vance got Jenny pregnant...hmmm... Well, I guess Gibbs would kill Vance (thankyouthankyou!!)
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Not exactly about him, but he plays a big role in it.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ducky/Abby?? nonononononono throws up
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Gibbs/Palmer or Gibbs/Fornell? Aw, geez... I guess Gibbs/Fornell... Gibbs doesn't need to go all cougar on us.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
Kate walking in on Abby and Vance making out. Wouldn't even happen.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Do I have to?? Jimmy and Ziva?? "What happens when two people get together? EVERYONE GETS EXTREMLY SICK!!" I'm just so positive, aren't I?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Don't think so. But I'm sure someday a sick minded person would make some.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Maybe- no, that wouldn't work. How about- nope. What about- actually, no. I can't suggest anything.
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
If any of my friends had this list, then yes, it would. But no one does.
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Abby/Tony/Gibbs. Well. No. They wouldn't. At least, I hope so.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Never Too Late by Three Days Grace? Maybe Gibbs thinking about Jenny or singing to her. Ya know, with her cancer and all.
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Vance/Tim/Ducky... WARNING: FORCING OF YOUNG AGENT TO DO THINGS AGAINST WILL. And WARNING: EYES WILL BURN. DO NOT READ.
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Well, I don't read any about Gibbs, but many where he's a main character. Kinda.
17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).
Tim and Kate are in a happy relationship until Tobias runs off with Kate. Tim, brokenhated, has a hot one-night stand with Jeanne Benoit and brief unhappy affair with Ducky, then follows the the wise advice of Gibbs and finds true love with Abby. (Ok, the last part with the advice and finding true love with Abby is the only good part. Yes, I'm a McAbby shipper.)
Jonas Brother Shrine
If you’re a JoBro fan, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you dreamed of being a ‘future Mrs. Jonas’, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you love the Bonas Jonas, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you ever say Oh My Joe Jonas!! (OMJJ) instead if Oh My God (OMG), copy this onto your profile.
They told us that we were crazy and we said, "We knew that a long time ago." They tell us to stop talking about them and we say, "We can talk about whoever, whatever, whenever we want." We don't care what anyone says. We won't stop talking about them, thinking about them, wishing for them, listening to them, watching them, dreaming about them, and most of all, caring for them. Never ever. So you can either get over it or leave us alone.
Written for all the Jonas Brothers fans who deal with these problems.
Put this on your page if you've ever had to deal with problems like these.
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.
that you joke at me for being in
love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.
That they call girls beautiful
instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have
the guts to call us beautiful instead, too.
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent
talking about getting drunk or high.
that you haven't even given them a
You haven't even listened to
their music. And
you haven't even thought about
the fact that girls LOVE when
guys act like the Jonas
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman
And maybe, if you acted that way,
we may like you too...
This is Jonas Bunny. Copy and paste Jonas Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!
(\JB/) I am Jonas Bunny.
(='.'=) Fear me.
If you’re a JoBro fan, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe Joe is really Superman, copy paste this to your profile.
If you would love to have Joe Jonas sing When You look Me In The Eyes to you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you love Camp Rock, copy this to your profile.
If you are an obsessed fan of anyone, copy this to your profile
If you love the Jonas Brothers, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have OJD then copy and paste this into your profile.
I definitely DON'T appreciate people tearing the Jonas Brothers down. So what, they've changed. I'm sure you have to. But, hey...Their personalities are still the same, sure they changed their looks and stuff, but their still the same sweet boys on the inside as they always have been. If you are one of these people who think they've changed, then your not a true fan. Yes, Nick hit puberty, so his voice changed, it didn't change his personality. Yes, Joe's hair is curly and he dresses different, he's still the same Joseph Jonas he has been. Yes, Kevin's hair is longer also, he dresses slightly different, but he's still the sweetest Jonas' boy of them all. Your hurting them BADLY by saying you don't like the new them, would you like it if you were famous and people were all, "I don't like them, they've changed!" NO, didn't think so. It's frustrating the crap out of me. They still make great music, their still adorable, they still love their loyal fans they have, their NOT full of it like most celebs, and they still have the same personality's they've had these past 3 years! It breaks my heart to see their fans tearing them apart, they've thanked you and loved you and so much more and you say negative crap? That's messed up. I am beyond mad at all you people that call yourselves "fans" because of their looks. Your NOT a fan, unless you can state almost every fact about them, LOVE their music, and just love them all together for the outstanding personalities. I have not met one boy like them in my whole life, their sweet, honest, and full of life. You may not notice your hurting them, but their people too and have feelings just like the rest of us. So think before you open your mouth and talk about them. That's all I have to say. Agree with me, ADD THIS TO YOUR PAGE THEN!
~It takes a second to like their looks~
~It takes an hour to like their songs~
~It takes a day to fall in love with them~
~But it takes a lifetime to forget~
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. +SHANE/MITCHIE+ . , RULES. + PUT+ . IT + . ON. .
+ . YOUR. + . + . + ..HOMEPAGE.. + . +
Here I Am but Who Will I Be? even though i know This is Me. I Gotta Find You so we can Start the Party because Our Time is Here and i know we've got What It Takes. We're 2 Stars and We Rock so we gotta Play My Music. So now im gonna say Hasta La Vista because im Too Cool to know you,
If you have O.J.D (Obsessive Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile.
If you have O.J.B.D (Obsessive Jonas Brothers Disorder), put this in your profile.
If you have O.J.J.D (Obsessive Joseph Jonas Disorder), put this in your profile
When life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell "I WANT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!"
Paul. It's a four letter name for a gentlemen. But if you go to a mere dictionary, it means something. From Roman it means 'humble', but to others the word means 'handsome'. But to most of us, he's Kevin. But when you stand in the crowd of a Jonas Brothers Concert, who is everyone screaming for? Joe and Nick. But what about the other one? Who plays his heart out, and breaks a sweat to bring that amazing guitar skill to the stage? Oh you're talking about Nick! No. Nick does play, but who does it for 2 hours straight only stopping for a intermission between the songs. From 2005 to now, there's been one guy who stands on stage, in the back, on the left. Oh you mean Garbo! No, not at all, not even Garbo himself can take his place. It's Kevin. Paul Kevin Jonas II, the hazel eyed brown curly haired boy, who is famous for his love for guitar and the band. Everyone sees him, but no one knows him. Going to city to city, who is your favorite? When you say "I support the Jonas Brothers", does that include the oldest? The 20 year old, hasn't had it easy. "Oh he's gay! Why do you like him? Joe is SO sexy! Nick is so hot!" What does that say to you? True fan right? Not at all. He has something so real. Nick is indeed a hero. But the ones who do love Kevin, have been known to have fallen for his charm, and irrestible looks. What was the last thing you have said about Kevin? He's SO hot? He's SO ugly! His chesthair needs to be shaved! His sideburns are really tacky! What does that make you think of that person? She has a favorite. Why bring him down? Joe isn't the only one who has fallen onstage. Kevin has too. Think about spinning, while playing guitar, and trying to master the spin in front of millions. Sure, he is the oldest, okay he's rarely sings loud in a song, his heart is pure gold. What makes him different? He's Paul Kevin Jonas II. When watching videos, do you laugh at Joe and Nick's jokes, and when Kevin speaks you ignore it? Can you tell a jb fan right now his favorite color is green? or he loves butterfingers? or is THE starbucks fanatic? Stop the hate. If you were teased because of your looks would you hate it? He's pushed and shoved in interviews, as the older brother, djs can tease. would you hate that? if you people THOUGHT you were the first to try drugs? the first to have sex? the first to lose your purity? Think about it. Step into Kevin's shoes for a minute. Waking up at 4 a.m to head to a brand new city on the tour. Walking out of the tour bus, with thousands and thousands of fans standing there. "I LOVE YOU JOE!" "I LOVE YOU NICK!" "OH MY GOD!" But Kevin just smiles, and waves. He's being ignored. Well maybe it won't be bad. He gets dressed in his dressing room. Hears thousands of screaming girls. Steps up on the stage, and smiles. Begins the introduction of a song. Then the lights hit them, and then hits the audience What does he see? Nick and Joe lover signs. How would you feel. He's does alot. He's dragged down, but what does he do? Quit being a Jonas brother? NO! He loves us, and when that Say now text comes in, and all you hear is him. Think about it, he's taking his time to say hello, and he loves us. He taught me what love is, and how romantic boys should be. He is beautiful to me. There's something inside of him, that shines through him, and when I see him, I can't help but love. He's amazing in my eyes. When I sit infront of him, in a crowd at a concert, I looked him in the eyes, and smiled. Because he is so beautiful to me copy and paste if you agree with this. That you are a true jb fan. Join the fight to make Kevin just as loved as Joe and Nick
(A/N: Even though I like Joe best, I thought it was important, poor Kevin! )
If you love Camp Rock, copy this to your profile.
If you are an obsessed fan of anyone, copy this to your profile.
Believe me when I say I am Jonafied, because I am.
Nick, Joe, and Kevin are my inspiration.
If you love Demi Lovato, copy this to your profile.
If you love Selena Gomez, copy this to your profile.
CAN'T LIVE W/ OUT MUSIC!!
If you are an obsessed fan of anyone, copy this to your profile.
Did you forget that I was even alive? Did you forget everything we ever had? Did you forget? Did you forget about me? Did you regret ever standing by my side? Did you forget what we were feeling inside? Now I'm left to forget about us. But, somewhere we went wrong. We were once so strong. Our love is like a song; you can't forget it.
Don't Forget by Demi Lovato.
But, she wears short skirts; I wear T-Shirts. She's cheer captain, and I'm on the bleachers. Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If you could see that I'm the one who understands you, been here all along so why can't you see.. You belong with me. You belong with me.
You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift.
I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hungover. I'll love you forever, forever is over. We used to kiss all night, not it's just a bar fight. So don't call me crying, say hello to goodbye.
Love Drunk by Boys Like Girls
Don't want to be an American idiot
One nation controlled by the media
Information age of hysteria
It's going out to idiot America
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
American Idiot by Green Day
Copy and paste to your profile, then make the choices that work for you BOLD (this is to show how bad stereotypes are... get rid of anything in parenthesis at the end of a piece... they're my thoughts)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (I'm kinda in between fat and skinny and I'm perfectly happy with it.)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
xI'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (Did you not read that )
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (It actually will sometimes give me a headache)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (They have so much wrong with them...)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I didn't want one... 'til my crush and I kinda started dating)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
WEIRD QUIZ THING
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
-pening to Klaus while they lay helpless in the…
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
My mom’s coat.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Walking home from my friend’s house after I was locked out today.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Profile page of Allison Henderson! =)
9. What are you wearing?
T-shirt, jeans, hoodie, other girl things…
10. Did you dream last night?
The boys from Big Time Rush, but mostly Logan Henderson. XD
11. When did you last laugh?
I was laughing along with the music I’m listening to… Feel Good Inc. –The Gorillaz
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Jonas Brothers, Green Day, Plain White Ts, Iron Man, The Beatles, pictures for the T show Pysch… and soon BTR poster!
13. Seen anything weird lately?
The weirdest thing is the look on my friend’s face when I told her I was locked out… AGAIN.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Like it. =)
15. What is the last film you saw?
Avatar I think.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Big Time Rush…. Or maybe all the music I wanted for my iPod. (my life) Oh, wait! If I still have enough money, a flare gun for when I get stuck on a deserted island.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I have a boyfriend, his name is Adam.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Well, not to sound like Miss America, but I would totally try to stop global warming.
19. Do you like to dance?
No, I suck at it, so I’m just embarrassing myself.
20. George Bush:
Biggest @ ever. He’s so stupid. =P Sorry Republicans.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
First and middle name: Juliet Bailey.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
First and middle name: Logan Paul
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah, if it means what I think it means.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
‘Good job marrying Logan Henderson and stopping global warming.’
44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy
ladies:this will make you tear up :)
fellas:read it,all of it:)
1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends
11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved
16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful... not sexy!they luv to feel pretty not skanky
20-tell her the way you feel about her!
21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurt to act like a gentleman
22-Tell her she means everything to you, but mean it
23-if it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means she doesn't want to talk about it- so just hug her
24-make her feel loved
25-kiss her infront of other girls you know
26-don't lie to her
27-dont cheat on her
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible
41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always Remind her how much you love her.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
1.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
2.Whenever I see and old lady slip and fall on a sidewalk, my instinct is to laugh. But then I think, "What if I was an ant and she fell on me?" then it wouldn't see quite so funny.
3.I have ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
4.I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5.I like long walks. Especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
6.I'd kill for a body like yours except I don't have any more room to store it.
7.The first sign of maturity is discovering the volume knob also turns to the left...
8.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
9.Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright before they speak.
10.I want to die in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming and yelling like the people in his car.
11.When you wish on a shooting star, your wish will come true. Unless that star is actually a meteor headed straight towards Earth. Then you're dead no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
12.The early bid may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
13.Evening news starts by them telling you "Good evening," then proceeding to tell you why its not.
14.Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
15.There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Just hope its not a train...
16.Squirrels...Nature's little speed bumps.
17.Laughter is always the best medicine... Except when you have cancer... Then Kemo is...
18.When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
19.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train stations is where a train stops. My desk is called a work station...
20.Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
21.I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
22.He's not dead... he's electroencephalographically challenged.
23.I like parties but I don't like pinatas...Because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals...
24.I was making pancakes the other day and fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter... And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry...
25.A drunk driver is very dangerous. But so is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive... 'Dude make a left.' 'Those are trees...' 'Trust me.'
26.I like fruit baskets, because a fruit basket enables you to send fruit to someone without appearing insane. If you just mail somebody some apples, they're like, 'What the hell is this?' But if you put those apples in a basket, they're like 'This is nice.'
27.My favorite fruit is grapes because with grapes, you always get another chance. If you get a crappy apple or peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you get a crappy grape, you just move onto the next one. Grapes-the fruit of hope.
28.I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone'...
29.About a month ago, I got a cactus. And a week later, it died. And I got really depressed because I thought, 'Damn. I'm less nurturing than a desert.'
30.I want to make a jigsaw puzzle with 40,000 pieces that when you're finished with it, it says: 'Go outside'.
31.Sort of is such a harmless thing to say... It's just a filler. It doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after, 'I love you.' Or 'You're going to live'.
32.I bought a clock the other day, but the minute hand fell off. I didn't want to throw the clock away so I just added an 'ish' to every number.
33.If I had a book store, I'd make the mystery section really hard to find. 'Excuse me, do you have any mystery novels?' 'That's a damn good question.'
34.I've always wanted to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together...People will ask, 'Are those hermit crabs?' And i'll say, 'Not anymore. These are mingling crabs'.
35.Don't take life seriously. No one makes it out alive.
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If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, therefore weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
People call me a nutter, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, then put this in your profile.
If you have inside jokes... with yourself... copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word and you do it at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you barely understood the previous sentence, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction then put this into your profile.
If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.
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If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile.
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If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. It is written that the geeks shall inherit the Earth. If you are a geek and proud of it, copy this and paste it on your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing ever to be called "music", and that rappers are wannabes who are being paid to make fools of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile, And always remember. Crap can't ever be spelled without first spelling rap.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile.
If you can smell trouble a mile away and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
If you think life without computers would be useless then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
I, MySupermanJoeDJDangaa, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age or anything else.
I have joined the review revolution.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile
If you know that all children's show hosts are either high or pedophiles, you are at least a low-average thinking level. Copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
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I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
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No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
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It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down Im Still In Love With You. I dont wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this siuation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!
YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold with an "x" is what I chose. I got this from MoonlightSpirt's profile)
xYou love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
xdogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me :(
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still do :D)
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
xYou watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
xYou like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.
xIt's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
xTalk with food in your mouth.
xSleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink.
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Hate dresses!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does
When she misses you
she's hurting inside
When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away
When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
+Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"
What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means
Girls Don't realize these things;
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever fell off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile
Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
1933 - 2006
Beloved Actor, Father, and Husband
We will remember you.
Leaves from the vine,
Falling so slow,
Like fragile, tiny shells,
Drifting in the foam,
Little soldier boy,
Comes marching home,
Brave soldier boy,
Come marching home.
Copy, paste, send it to all your friends, pass it on. Tell them to pass it on, too
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, Yami'sotherHikari, Lara The Dark Angel, MoonlightSpirit, MySuperManJoeDJDangaa
There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you! / Theater Geek / Lara The Dark Angel / MoonlightSpirit / MySuperManJoeDJDangaa
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. (LONG LIVE PLUTO!)
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If your one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you think you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you or your best friend is insane (and proud of it!), copy this into your profile. (We're crazy. And I love it :)
If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. (Yup yup now I'm hyper... aahh and now I'm hungry :(
If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.
- I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
- I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
- Life is all about butt. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, or simply just being one.
- Why do people always say life is short. Life is the longest darn thing you can do.
- Love your enemies. It pisses them off.
- Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
- I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
- I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain- I need that.
- Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?
- Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried
- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.
- Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I was uncool before uncool was cool.
- Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority- sarcasm: my anti-drug.
- Caution: I tend to make wierd faces.
- I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it.
- I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone
- I can resist anything but temptation.
- Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it.
- All those who have telekenesis, raise my hand.
- Why do they steralize the needle for lethal injections
- If superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?
- I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
- Money can't buy happiness. It just buys everything you need to achieve it.
- I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
- Your wierdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- Tell the truth and run.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli', meaning many, and 'tics', as in the bloodsucking creatures?
- If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Friends will always be like 'well you deserve better'. Best friends will go up to him, infont of all his friends, and say 'it's because your gay, isnt it?'
- A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you in the cell saying 'man that was fun!'
- Education is important. school however, is another matter.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks i call my friends.
- I dont obssess! I think intensley!
- Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
- Time is a great teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all its pupils.
- The one who smiles when things go wrong, has thought of someone to blame it on.
- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
- I was born intelligent. Education ruined me.
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are these "others" here for?
- Since light travels faster than sound, it explains why people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
- Money isn't everything- there's Mastercard and Visa too.
- There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.
- 'Hard work never killed anybody' But why take the risk?
-The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place?
- Reality has no background music... so I make my own (doo do do do do doo)
- Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet
- Life is a test- I didn't take very good notes
- I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework
- I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours
- So what's the speed of dark?
- I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep
- Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again
- Embrace the inner rebel- don't sit up straight
- Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you
- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth while
- I'm not insensitive, I just don't care
- If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide
- Don't run in school- gliding is more fun!
- Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities
-Librarians are the one terrorist group you don't want to mess with - Michael Moore
PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
If you truly believe there is an Edward Cullen (his name doesn't have to be Edward Cullen) out there for you, put this on your profile.
If you know you have an un-healthy obsession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly you don't wanna heal, put this on your profile.
If you do a small, festive dance inside your head every time you read or hear the name Edward, copy this into your profile.
REAL MEN SPARKLE!!- put this on you profile if you believe this
If you are an obsessed fan of anyone, copy this to your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this onto your profile.
If you can't get Edward Cullen off your mind, copy paste this onto your profile
I don't want video games or stuffed animals for Christmas.
I don't want candy canes or little toys.
I don't want underwear or socks.
I don't want a new bike or the newest movie.
I don't want a ring or a necklace.
I don't want slippers or an i-Pod.
I don't want a shiny phone or a board game.
I don't want Barbies or Hot Wheels.
Santa, all I want for Christmas, is Edward Cullen.
Copy this to your profile if it's true.
If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile.
If your a computer addict, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever write FanFictions when you should be doing homework, paying attention in class, etc., put this on your profile!!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Jammylmd. Musiclvr320, F29DWNxluverx4, oxlovelyxo, xoxojonasbrothersluva101xoxo, mamaXUnicorn, ~liveindreamland1- MySupermanJoeDJDangaa
The Proposal Shrine
Oh my gosh! This is one of my new favorite movies!!
Andrew: Congratgulations, i'm 100 years old.
If you ROTFLOL'd during The Proposal at any time, copy this onto your profile.
If you cried during The Proposal, copy this to your profile.
I love Ryan Ryenolds!! Copy paste if you do too
I praise you who read through all that. You're strong. XD Thanks for bearing with me through it!